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Family › Re: Help! He Can't Beat His Wife Anymore (She Learnt Karate) by ronkebp(f): 5:58pm On Dec 21, 2011
I need to learn that martial arts, i can just picture me saving people, helpless women in the market places, stores, hoods, ghettos', it would be fun.
Family › Re: Brother And Sister Caught Pants Down On Tape by ronkebp(f): 5:33pm On Dec 21, 2011
Nonsense of the highest order!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so ashi's don finish for townhuh??
Health › Re: Daily Exercise And Food Routine For Those Who Want To Lose Weight by ronkebp(f): 4:19pm On Dec 21, 2011
HG, thank God your goddaughter is doing well now.

Log for lastnight

33 mins dance work out with Sarito Lou and another 15 minutes kick boxing cardio with Denise Austin (that babe na killer jare). wink wink wink

Had yogurt (low fat) for breakfast, would be having mixed vegetables and a piece of chicken for lunch. Still counting my calories.
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Charity Organisation- E-Helpers Network by ronkebp(f): 4:13pm On Dec 21, 2011
^^^^^^^^^ Nice one.
Family › Re: Are You Feeling Suicidal? Come Here First! by ronkebp(f): 4:08pm On Dec 21, 2011
@ Temi01, Jenny has said what had to be said, you have to be strong and have faith that God would give you your own children, let those that have their mouths let them continue to run it, na them sabi, your faith and hope are in God, as long as your hubby is not victimizing you, you don't have any thing to worry about, how far are your knees from the groundhuh? Pray, pray and pray!!! i know God answers prayers, would it be at the times we expect sometimes, No!!! but when the right time is here, HE will answer your prayers. Children come from God. Never! think about committing suicide, it never solves any problem, instead it compounds it, you think you are going through tough times on earthhuh? the dead and gone cannot just come back and give the living feedback on what is happening over there!!!! Let your faith move your mountain.

@Perx, hmmmmmmmmmmm am really short of words, things happen with no one having answers to them, it is part of being human, but i know, there would be solution and answers with God, i call God everytime, because He is the ONLY medicine i know to all my problems.
Romance › Re: Letter To Ladies by ronkebp(f): 9:22pm On Dec 20, 2011
^^^^^^^^^^^ What do you expect to offer a ''girlfriend'' if not material things.huhhuh? Are there other things you would be doing in that relationship if not ''give and take''huh??
Romance › Re: Describe Your "ex" Using A Movie Or Tv Show Title by ronkebp(f): 9:18pm On Dec 20, 2011
LMAO>>>>>>>>>>>> YOU guys/babes are so funny.
Health › Re: Daily Exercise And Food Routine For Those Who Want To Lose Weight by ronkebp(f): 9:15pm On Dec 20, 2011
[quote author=Hour_Glass link=topic=282744.msg9805549#msg9805549 date=1324409142]wooooowwww!!! Good to have you back barbie, oh I mean General Barbie, how can I ever dare you in bootcamp. I bow o, powers that be.
We take a break when the cage breaks @all
trying to change my workout to morning, since shopping and xmas prep makes me very tired in the evenings now. But alas, I woke up with a news of a very sick baby this morning, so no workout today again. Tomorrow will always be better cos am too tired for comfort tonight.
Sleep tight all.
@ ronky I will def get across to you. Sweetheart how far?[/quote]eeeyah pele, i wish the baby a very quick recovery, i dey oooo, dey try my best to loose dem weight, grin grin grin, take sofery shop oooo, wink wink wink i got to the mall yesterday and i just grew tired of shopping even when i had not started, i just bought few things and headed back home, it is not easy shopping for christmas oooo,i got my remaining stuff online. i am still thinking about what to cook that day sef.
Health › Re: Daily Exercise And Food Routine For Those Who Want To Lose Weight by ronkebp(f): 8:05pm On Dec 20, 2011
Hey guys, how was your weekenedhuh?

Babs2011 good to have you back.

Log for yesterday>>>>> 42 mins 10pounds slimdown extreme core with Chris Freytag ( i had to push myself through wink wink)

So my meal for the week, would be youghurt, mixed vegetables that i would be having for lunch for the rest of the week, a slice or two of whole wheat bread, potatoes and fruits, not forgetting water and maybe a little bit of RICE, wink wink lets see what the scale will read at the end of the week. huh huh grin

Hour Glass, i think i am the only one that did not see your picture oooo undecided undecided cry smiley smiley
Family › Re: Help! He Can't Beat His Wife Anymore (She Learnt Karate) by ronkebp(f): 7:43pm On Dec 20, 2011
Good one, the karate lessons came in handy. Next time, he will be afraid to slap her.
Family › Re: After 1+ Years, She Want To Come Back But I Felt Nothing For Her Again by ronkebp(f): 3:45pm On Dec 20, 2011
See the caucus of men, telling the poster not to take his wife back, if na women dey support say make the wife no go back to a wife beater/abuser of a husband, you all will say the women on this forum are advicing the posters in the wrong way that they are all feminist. What should i call most of you nowhuh?? (Richvkunt answer!!!!, but i know you won't).
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Charity Organisation- E-Helpers Network by ronkebp(f): 9:54pm On Dec 19, 2011
r231:
RONKEBP
FREIBURGER

Please forward your email add to nairalandcharity@gmail.com
forwarded mine already, don't know if you got ithuh
Food › Re: How To Stop Ur Hand From Hotting After Grinding Pepper? by ronkebp(f): 1:22am On Dec 18, 2011
DONkollione:
who told you that there is nothing that con be done. angry angry angry all those suggestion above are they lies undecided undecided undecided undecided
Only beacuse i have been in that boat before, i used palmoil, vaseline, for where!!!!!! e no work, na so i carry my hands hang them till the burn reduced.
Health › Re: Daily Exercise And Food Routine For Those Who Want To Lose Weight by ronkebp(f): 1:20am On Dec 18, 2011
[quote author=Hour_Glass link=topic=282744.msg9785714#msg9785714 date=1324145029]Everybody stay in the vehicle!!!

I am resting today, not really a choice but AF showed up with lots of cramps, almost kept me useless today so much I could not get my reward of a permed hair after a year and 4 months of going natural. I will try some stretches tonight maybe it will ease my pains.
Noticed cravings for food too but it was moderated as much as possible. Have a nice weekend darlingsssssssss,[/quote]Am in the same boat with you jare!!!! wink wink wink! thought it was only me, not doing anything to night, i need a break, lest i forget, checked my weight today, lost 2 pounds this week, and am so bloated. Have a lovely weekend too.
Family › Re: What Drives Infidelity In Married Women? by ronkebp(f): 1:11am On Dec 18, 2011
I think she is emotionally attracted to you, she might have married that man, just to compensate him for the money he spent on her. And there is no way you can run away from the matters of the heart.
Christianity Etc › Re: I Hate My Wife - She Is Now More Spiritual Than Me! by ronkebp(f): 5:09pm On Dec 17, 2011
^^^^^ The husband is just jealous, he feels God is using her and abandoning him, instead of embracing the gift God has given all of them, he is victimizing her. This is a new gift that needs to be maximized to it's full potential, The hubby should go and restitute before he incurs God's anger.
Family › Re: Give Me Divorce Joor Before He Uses My Head For Rituals by ronkebp(f): 4:09pm On Dec 17, 2011
Richvkunt:
I deliberately made your comment bold.
So what gives you the right to say she is nuts,while I am denied the same right?
I would not call you a hypocrite,but by their posts you know them.
You feminists need to come straight if you 've got a problem with me.
So because you have seen a therapists I should see one too?Amusing,very amusing,lady this is an anonymous forum and you don't know jack about me.
Angry?Lady do not make me laugh.I know where your annoyance is coming from:because I refused to see things your capones way and told her the threads are not all about her.
For your info,[b]some of my best friends are women and some of the best times of my life have been spent with them under or on top of me. grin grin grin[/b]So lady I am sorry to disappoint you in your amateur psycho analysis.
This is my last post to you on this issue:Everybody is not cut out to be a cheerleader!
PEACE!!!
Why won't it be your best timeshuhhuh grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: I Hate My Wife - She Is Now More Spiritual Than Me! by ronkebp(f): 4:03pm On Dec 17, 2011
[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=827188.msg9784568#msg9784568 date=1324131693]Fishy thread, but the wife should curtail herself if the husband is not on board.

Simple common sense.[/quote]How can she curtail it when she is not the one controlling herself? undecided undecided.
Christianity Etc › Re: I Hate My Wife - She Is Now More Spiritual Than Me! by ronkebp(f): 3:14pm On Dec 17, 2011
Poster, go on your knees and ask God to forgive you and don't give yourself to the devil to use against your wife. Every good gift comes from Heaven and from God who gives liberally to all, And we all have different gifts, that of your wife is the gift to prophecy and speak in tongues, ask God to open your eyes to know what your gifts are.
Food › Re: How To Stop Ur Hand From Hotting After Grinding Pepper? by ronkebp(f): 9:53pm On Dec 16, 2011
Nothing, there is nothing you can do, just let it burn for the next couple of minutes or even hours and it will relieve you itself.
Family › Re: Breaking A Convenant. by ronkebp(f): 7:47pm On Dec 16, 2011
Go and break the convenant ooo, if not, if you marry someone else it might be affecting you too. That is why making convenants in a boy/girl friend relationship is very very crazy.
Politics › Re: 25 Year Old Missing Nigerian Found Dead In Usa by ronkebp(f): 7:41pm On Dec 16, 2011
Since they have not found her body, how was she found deadhuhhuh
Family › Re: After 1+ Years, She Want To Come Back But I Felt Nothing For Her Again by ronkebp(f): 7:25pm On Dec 16, 2011
@ poster feel for you oooo, i read your old post and it is really sad, that your wife is crazy, nevertherless, i still feel the fault is also from you, understanding is part of marraige, if you know the type of wife/ hubby you married, i think everything should be done to avoid unnecessary stress, like that home wrecker now that called you ''teddy bear'' what type of familiarity is between the both of youhuh? Some women are very jealous and would go to any length to misbehave when''their property is on sale without their knowledge''.

I would just advice that you take it slow, in as much as i don't support divorce, it is better than living in a cage with a hungry lion, she needs serious help, that attitude will not remain in a husbands house. What sent her packing beforehuh? now the man whom she rejected is now the ''head of the corner''.
Politics › Re: Biometrics Exercise In The Police, Brought The Wage Bill From N1.5 Billion Per Month To N500 M. by ronkebp(f): 3:51pm On Dec 16, 2011
N1.5billion and police men still dey rob for road, now N500 million, i wonder what will happen.huhhuh?
Health › Re: Daily Exercise And Food Routine For Those Who Want To Lose Weight by ronkebp(f): 3:43pm On Dec 16, 2011
''KICK BOXING'' with Amy for 45 minutes last night. Maybe i will just settle for yoga tonight, will be working late, would not have the energy to hop around.

Ajanlekoko, eeeyah pele ooooo, hope you feel better soon.


Hourglass, can't wait to see those pics. wink wink wink
Family › Re: Give Me Divorce Joor Before He Uses My Head For Rituals by ronkebp(f): 3:31pm On Dec 16, 2011
I don't think the woman is under any influence, i don't trust this Nigerian politicians, they can do any and every for power, so the woman might be seeing and feeling strange things, e better make she run, before he will use her or the kids for rituals.
Family › Re: What Do You Do If Your Relationship With Your Wife Is Like This? by ronkebp(f): 9:45pm On Dec 15, 2011
pslm23:
grin grin grin

Why are y'all calling that thing between her leg a baby? Which baby do you know has jagged teeth like that? That is a bear trap or just a trap used during hunting season to capture huge animals. I've seen them here and oh boy! that thing can decapitate if anything ventures in it shocked shocked
That is so true, i took a closer look, Oh my!!!! the guy don jam!!! grin grin grin grin
Family › Re: Decision Time by ronkebp(f): 8:59pm On Dec 15, 2011
Richvkunt:
^^^
Ronke,what the state House of Assembly has shown is that we all knew men are polygamous by nature,but we continued to delude ourselves with the bigamy law.
I bet other states will soon repudiate the law of bigamy and kick it to the kerb where it belongs!
The law is totally unAfrican and nobody was prosecuted under it!
And is it not obvious how African men thinkhuh?? Only about themselveshuh?? That the only thing they think about is how to satisfy their cork when it is hardhuh and that is why Nigeria is the way it is because of this ''so called men (law-makers)
Family › Re: Decision Time by ronkebp(f): 8:39pm On Dec 15, 2011
^^^^^^^^^ Were men arrested before for marrying more than one wifehuh?
Family › Re: 19 Kids And Counting Mom Miscarries Her Baby # 20 by ronkebp(f): 8:26pm On Dec 15, 2011
armyofone:
i think she will get pregnant again.
her husband said they did use oral birth control some years ago and had a bad result . . . ummm and decided no more birth control but to let God be in control.

i have a question for him, why not do vasectomy? why not use condom?
Don't mind him, if one method fails, shey they no fit try other methods nihuh? am sure na ''withdrawal method'' e dey refer to.

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