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There was one English textbook like that.
The only thing I could remember out of it is one story about "Constable Adigun". He caught some arm robbers blah blah blah.

I so much like the story that it look so real to me back them and I don't know the meaning of "Constable" nor do o know the meaning of " Arm Robbers" as used in the textbook bit I know the ( 3 or 4) arm robbers had golds, valuables and money. It was like they were carrying a TV and some stuffs the way they drew them so I thought they must be phucking rich!

So fastward to 3 days after... Our class teacher (she will be the one to t3ach all the subject and she normally had her desk right at the corner in front of the class) asked us to stand one after the other and tell her what we want to become in future.. Nah so everybody dey mention lawyer, Doctor etc. Meanwhile I like to dey do my own thing differently as them don mention everything finish nah so one silly thought came to my head and I mentioned Arm Robber.

I was really ashamed that day cuz my class teach asked me more than 5 times and I kept saying Arm Robber.. It was only she and one Ajebo guy that really know meaning of "Arm Robber" in that class lol . That was the day i know the meaning of "Constable" and "Arm Robber" . I go just dey laugh myself each time K think about those days.

GreatAchiever1:
Bro please, how did u know u had a wrong DOB in your BVN because I tried d ussd code for bvn on my sim, it didn't bring up d bvn, although I know my BVN
I would like to check if d phone numbers actually correspond, because it dosent come up in d ussd code.

Something came up on time so I had to print out my bvn page and I knew I filled in the wrong date right from the day i setup my bank account.

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cebablos:
When I went to do register for my national ID card, the person in charge asked for my BVN which I simply told him I don't have (This is because I knew my BVN data is different from the data in my documents). After getting the nimc slip, I used it to correct my BVN details.

That was tactical mehn.
Did your bank not ask much question after you present the NIN and make a dob change?
I wish i can pull this stunt too.

sircrabo:
BVN and NIN use same data. If you have a BVN, you automatically will have an NIN number. It happened to me to. When i needed to correct my date of birth, it changed within 48hrs in the bvn database but that of NIN warranted me to go to their office and I paid N15k. Meaning BVN and NIN dont use the same database.

How do you process your Date of birth changing ? Had a wrong DOB on my BVN but I haven't register for NIN yet. I know they would ask for BVN and all the info will automatically be used for NIN registration. Please explain how you get yours done. I want to change everything. Day, month, year.

Sorry bro.
I read your story from A-Z and I feel your pain.
You see, we live and learn everyday. No one is the wisest and I don't think there's any foolest anywhere if such word exist.. We sometimes found ourselves in a very critical situation beyond our control which your case is one of those.

I'm sorry your wife is not coming back to you anytime soon until she gets really messed up with that her man or maybe not! Maybe it's going to be a successful ending for her as well... That's not for us to know cuz sometimes shyte happens.
I personally feel her friend was the architect of the situation right now and she knew how your wife got the new man and all that...
Just have it at the back of your mind your wife isn't coming back cuz its too late and your most consign now is your son which I would really love if one of you trusted family member can adopt and help you raise... Forget you don't want your child being raised from a broken home . We all have plans how we want our life to turn out but sometimes we just accept what reality gives us.

Don't call her often as you used to.. Call just once a week...always talk about your son and let me tell you something... She would want to use your son as a bait to frustrate you and act crazy so you just need to act as if you don't care anymore .She might not want to give you your son so you have to be mentally prepared for that too. Don't fight her bro. If you discuss whom to keep the child and she said she will then just box in cuz she would want to extort you to the bone marrow if you put up a fight or maybe just block every means of reaching her if you put up a fight. . All you need is to just reach a compromise how much you bringing to the table for you son at the end of the month. And look, you have to be very smart here. Tell her you will be paying everything for your kids welfare. Like say 200k monthly, and make sure you pay that very maybe 4months and after that start acting broke. Like you are running into serious problem over there (come up with a very serious situation) then you should start sending small change like 50k 70k.. ( in fact always delay payment. You can send 20k 3 times just to Paint a picture you're really broke and things are not working... Bros it's would be very hard cuz your son will deff be affected along the line) Unfixed amount for your kids cuz this woman can run one or two science for your head if you're still vulnerable so you have to paint a picture of a broke and worthless man. She would eventually got tired ( if by any chance she got broke and she isn't getting money like before.. She will turn back to you by then you can then suggest your sister adopt your son) along the line when you can't meet up with the son welfare and by then her eye go don dey clear small when she no get too much money fallen on her lap here and there. .
It's not gonna be easy but you have to be mentally strong man cuz that's the reality of life.
If you're able to get your son and make her out of his life and yourlife as well then that's a win win... He just dey pain me like dis but I wish you all the best bro.

johnhood:
For me I have been 101% truthful to my girl but me been a sensitive person still feels she deceiving me in a way. Something I ponder why I am that honest with her.

It's good you're being honest with her.. I just hope she won't take that for granted.

virginprincess:
Nowadays, many relationship don't last because they are not built on trust, relationship only last when they are built on trust, but many people especially men don't tell the truth, if i am in a relationship with you and you don't tell me the whole truth about yourself, the day i find know that relationship is offically over because i can never trust you again.

Not only men actually, It always go both ways
But, let's assume we are in a relationship right now and I told you there is one Bola which is of course also my girlfriend as you are....
would you still be with me?

I personally fill there are some things you dear not tell you girlfriend if you love yourself.. If it's my wife then that's another ball game entirely.

Morning Fellas


So me and my guys were into an argument about if it's right be totally honest in a relationship.

A discussion leads to another and we were talking about how being honest (like telling your girl EVERYTHING about you including you having let's say 2 other girl friends after her ) to her to the extent that you could pickup their calls right in front of her and chat them up anytime just to be transparent btw them and his excuse for being that way is bcuz the girls won't be disappointed in case they did not ended up together... At least all of them would understand and he would be spare for being a good boy

My argument was this is totally BS and stupid.. I personally would never let any girl know she's not the only one I'm dating or she's not the main chick cuz its just stupid! Things happens and you might ended up getting married to anyone of them so why letting her feel insecure with Nengi, Tolani and Erica?!
You could get yourself fk up big time if you do such thing. No one on this earth like sharing especially when it comes to relationship. So it's better to just play your way around then respect each and everyone of them by acting as a real husband wey you be and let the future decide whatever...... But now, I met an area brother who told me something that shocked me recently

He is married with no kids but there is one particular girl serving somewhere in another state she's also dating. This girl doesn't know brother is married (I think it's over 8 years relationship) and they both talk almost every hour..probably they been promising each other marriage so I was shocked.
Told him to be honest with the girl and come out clean so she doesn't waste her time chasing shadow cuz that one is far more brutal..
So is it a good thing to be 100% honest in a relationship??

I'm of the opinion relationship is bad for our health. Why we no kuku just dey phuck anyhow make everybody dey alright. That is why animals no get problem especially chicken. I phuck you phuck just like the time of Adam and Eve.

yungrylex00:
This is what you'll do
Walking away just like that isn't the solution
It is tho
But don't just walk away
Think about it
What if the guy truly loves you ?
Men are naturally polygamous in nature
But still they have a girl they don't joke with
First thing is
He lied to the other girl about you
He didn't lie to you about the other girl
Definitely he loves that other girl more than you
The thing you should do is make him choose between you and her.
Forget about the hospitality they gave you at his place
Its a normal bro code
Just to make a girl feel at home

Hmmmm I would drop something right now and hopefully you will get to drop your opinion on it.

Gayatri:
Thats it.. Ima disappointment in a big way and believe me even my Creator aint prouda me not even my late parents.. I wish not to even love at all like die single because the world is corrupt for anything true..

Why you beating yourself nah.

It's happens.
Even some mature people got themselves really messed tOo when it comes to relationship so relax.
Make up your mind and move on.
I just hope you'd be strong enough to hang on cuz woman wey dey in love no dey too get sense like that .. Na men even come worse pass.

If he comes knocking and you see the genuinity then all the best..
I for like see ur foto too oo


@Zzor easy on OP nah.
She's just being mature and honest and I like that.

Gayatri:
What is your take please??..

And I come like this girl sha.
Nah dis type go give you hard time at the initial stage come love you die later but them dey always get their heart broken somehow.
They don't keep much friends and their sex life is usually wack too probably cuz of their up bringing.

Serious entanglement going on here jesuuuu omo mary.

So the summary is: You like him, his ex still in the picture even tho they are in a ON/Off kinda relationship, He likes you too and you both don't want to leave each other hmm .

So you want to prove your "love" to him or perhaps show him reasons for him to see you deserve the "main" chick position OK OK.

Now, I will have to do some serious slapping to reset back ur brain to factory setting if you were my sister but you're not so that's impossible.

you need to leave that guy or tell him straight up to decide and let you see front my friend. Don't get yourself stuck up where there's no light. You will get really messed with this your lovey lovey emotional thing you're doing oo and you no come have real girlfriend that will talk sense to your skull.. If he can be serious with you with all honesty fine and if he can't do without his ex then shut him down. No time

Nah see finish nah.
I no understand all dus small small boiz3this days. Bcuz dem Don dey smoke, drink and got into one confra level so dem believe say dem fit rude to people anyhow.
You sef need to be wise. It's clearly you no too tap as per street wise hence the way he's reacting to you....


Firstly prepare for a real fight. Just trap him by asking him to do something for you and of course he would decline and give ham real strong face and beat the hell out of him, like beat him like baby. But you have to apply wisdom to this step oo .. Make sure nah you and him dey house that time and no other person cuz him sef go want prove himself too if him clique dey around and he might eventually wound you so you better guide well .... And after that, start keeping strong face and give him meters away where ever you are.. Don't buy him ANYTHING or else he ask politely... No dey shine teeth with ham and whenever his werey friends dey around just bounce out and no relate with any of them. Keep tight face around them... This trick would work or else he's into cultist.. Do no use this method if you noticed he's into cultist.


Secondly, you should start keep distance with him henceforth.. No beating, no all those unnecessary cappins. in fact you need to start drawing lines and as bro.. Dey command ham straight up and don't talk more than once... You been dey jonz with him making him see you as an idiot. So you need to stand up and stop fooling yourself around him..

I once had a friend junior ones trying to use me catch cruise when they started smoking and drinking thinking I be their mate.. I clear them one ofter other and I start playing their silly games with them.. They stop disrespecting me to my face at least they aren't doing it to my face anymore. They fit dey yarn anyhow when I no dey around but them dey comport when I dey around. . The thing about all these small boiz is they will start talking rudely to your face with their clique if you don't shot them down asap.. Go for the big fish among them and the others will sit tight.

Lastly, try and make money or just stop staying indoor all the time.. Let your face scares small for area and when you show no ddey give them face at all. .. I dey vex as I dey type sef smh

Lionelbhass:
Who called who the 'n' word

I swear I no understand :/

Someone should explain how this "Why you say negro? Take happen oo.

Dem say Lion abi Tiger is giving birth whenever rain dey fall and sun is shining same time.



And dem say Tortoise is the wisest animal.

Nothing surprises me anymore in this country since the day our supposed palliatives were discovered in a warehouse.

If they can thief that kind size of food stuffs then how much is ordinary figure smh.

JSOnonivami:
No. They are not on strike

OK thanks..


@Smog2020 alright bro.. Cuz nothing wey dis students no go use take bill person.

I have never been to Canada so my advice may be a lil sentimental... If I'm in your shoes then I think the option to relocate my family to Canada would be one best life assurance I'm gifting my kids. I believe their live including mine is secure to some extent as per enjoying life value.

I see you're doing well here no doubt but what matter most is can you still maintain that level enough to secure a good future for you family in years to come? Nigeria is on a roller coaster and no one is certain of what's about to happen in next min. The government might wake up one day and say the land you build your house on is government railway property and your house would be demolished! YES it does happen here in Nigeria even though you have the papers to it. And some family members or even hoodlums might wake up and see you as a sudden threat and began to ploit to loot your business and rob off what you've labour for without notice. What then would be the future of those kids? Poor educational system and they would probably have their mentality channel to getting money either by crook or hook to become relevant in society.

If you have a sure link to Canada then that's your best bet...or may be you should just stay here and let them go

There's no relationship here bro.
You're dating yourself.

I just hope you're hitting her P wella cuz she's really chopping you to the bone.

She's the player and you're the playee.

habymi:
no it's not affected

OK thanks

Is Kogi State University affected by the ongoing ASSU strike??

S9meone was telling me how he's brook and needs fund to run some school stuff. I asked which sch is that and he mentioned KSU.. I don't want to sound ignorant but
I was like is your sch not affected by the assu strike?

anastasius:
You had erections or tingling feelings looking at his picture and you accuse him of being gay. You are projecting your insecurity on him. U are the faqqot here. Get vaseline and do ur shit and stop accusing him of ur problem

Ok.. i got you
which one are you? Top, bottom or vas hmm?
Come to me with ur main and let's help your miserable faggy azz reach orgasm with 2/2 plank...

This Neo pose is gayish af.

I don't know why Ozo always like revealing his laps. That's gayish too

Firstly, what do you mean by official rate? You talking btw 370~390 bank rate?

If you're trying to pay a vendor for a goods or services abroad btw 1$-1000$ then I know an easy way for you.

Modified: Just went through your previous post and now understand what you looking for

Don't mind the figure I put up there lol.

You might want to approach a top person at your bank or an honest aboki who's into this business for a while.

Haha this is funny mehn.

"just do as if you want to kiss but don't kiss oo"

Just put the tip as if you want to phúck but don't phûck oo..

Women her different creatures I swear.

The bride is super cute with that her small lips tho..

NwaNimo1:
the rsvp number no dey go....

Try my glo line....

But wait, your name no dey invited guests nah. Lol

Is this not the same pastor that was fingering his church member few days ago.

I think this is just an hoax.

chamboy:
Most girls are guilty of this.

You're right.
Even most guys too.
Most of us are hypocrites in this country..they project righteousness and shield under dirt.

All these boarding sch kids are way more corrupt then adults.
We've lost morality in this world.

I was in Ss3 that time and we were about writing the first term test. All classes (js1-Ss3) normally have their test and exams at the same time so there's always this tensed atmosphere everywhere.. That is exactly the time most students will be flogged for little reason.

So the principal and 2 male teachers were going from class to class to call out names of those who haven't paid for report card. that time we have to pay some fee for report card and we normally carry cutlass and hoe to school on the first day of resumption.

Unfortunately, I haven't paid for report card cuz I thought it wasn't necessary as an Ss3 student when I'm about to write my waec.

So I was called out with other students.
We line up in rows to receive our precious 3 strokes of cane. ( just 3 bro) it was a legit mass flogging.

My broda, as I saw the first guy reaction after chopping that cane I know something is not right.. That dude normally chop cane first and he won't even make any sound like say he no pain ham.. That day was a different case bruh... Dude chop 3 strokes and it was different sounds all through! ..

E reach my turn and I won form big boy but as the first stroke land my nyash I shout yeeeeeeeeee! I have never felt that kind thunder pain before. It was so so painful..
I chop cane finish began dey cry oo weyb say na my class teacher come dey beg me. Everybody come began dey pity me.. I wept like baby that day..

I don't know if that teacher actually used something to beat us that day cuz it was extremely painful.

The only reason that could make me not to pick a call is when the caller is being blacklisted by me.
Probably bcuz I've decided no to have anything to do with the person anymore.

I have adopted the habit of picking all my calls as long as I saw the phone ringing even if you left my house now and I saw your call few sec after. I will definitely pick it up.. You don't know what info they might want to share with you so you have to pick the damn call! It could be an emergency or something. Like " Guy leave that house now" " please help me do so so so asap" t could be anything!

To pick calls nah street orientation oo. To know what to say after the call picking nah another OT again, soooo you gaz pick up to know watxup.

You give person money still dey monitor how she take spend ham.

y'all are simp.

You're being played bro.
I would have advice you to get out of that relationship but I realized there was NO relationship.. You've turned ursef to potential maga the moment you started sending her stipend. I don't know maybe our naija babes just don't like nice guys like us.

You dey obodoyibo where plenty lonely chocolate sexy nyash dey still dey do audio dating with one naija babe.. Bros no dey do like dat oo.

That is how one stupid girl I met just last week started billing me... mo savage werey danu.

So since you actually wanted to dash out 150k. I'd advice you to do giveaway to people who really need it cuz ekpa make I no lie you. That girl no go appreciate you....

5k *30 =150k or maybe 2k for everyone till the money quench.
Anyhow you want ham sha remember I dey first roll

Wow!