Dem say Lion abi Tiger is giving birth whenever rain dey fall and sun is shining same time.



And dem say Tortoise is the wisest animal.

Nothing surprises me anymore in this country since the day our supposed palliatives were discovered in a warehouse.

If they can thief that kind size of food stuffs then how much is ordinary figure smh.

JSOnonivami:





No. They are not on strike

OK thanks..


@Smog2020 alright bro.. Cuz nothing wey dis students no go use take bill person.

I have never been to Canada so my advice may be a lil sentimental... If I'm in your shoes then I think the option to relocate my family to Canada would be one best life assurance I'm gifting my kids. I believe their live including mine is secure to some extent as per enjoying life value.

I see you're doing well here no doubt but what matter most is can you still maintain that level enough to secure a good future for you family in years to come? Nigeria is on a roller coaster and no one is certain of what's about to happen in next min. The government might wake up one day and say the land you build your house on is government railway property and your house would be demolished! YES it does happen here in Nigeria even though you have the papers to it. And some family members or even hoodlums might wake up and see you as a sudden threat and began to ploit to loot your business and rob off what you've labour for without notice. What then would be the future of those kids? Poor educational system and they would probably have their mentality channel to getting money either by crook or hook to become relevant in society.

If you have a sure link to Canada then that's your best bet...or may be you should just stay here and let them go

There's no relationship here bro.
You're dating yourself.

I just hope you're hitting her P wella cuz she's really chopping you to the bone.

She's the player and you're the playee.

habymi:


no it's not affected

OK thanks

Is Kogi State University affected by the ongoing ASSU strike??

S9meone was telling me how he's brook and needs fund to run some school stuff. I asked which sch is that and he mentioned KSU.. I don't want to sound ignorant but
I was like is your sch not affected by the assu strike?

anastasius:

You had erections or tingling feelings looking at his picture and you accuse him of being gay. You are projecting your insecurity on him. U are the faqqot here. Get vaseline and do ur shit and stop accusing him of ur problem

Ok.. i got you
which one are you? Top, bottom or vas hmm?
Come to me with ur main and let's help your miserable faggy azz reach orgasm with 2/2 plank...

This Neo pose is gayish af.

I don't know why Ozo always like revealing his laps. That's gayish too

Firstly, what do you mean by official rate? You talking btw 370~390 bank rate?

If you're trying to pay a vendor for a goods or services abroad btw 1$-1000$ then I know an easy way for you.

Modified: Just went through your previous post and now understand what you looking for

Don't mind the figure I put up there lol.

You might want to approach a top person at your bank or an honest aboki who's into this business for a while.

Haha this is funny mehn.

"just do as if you want to kiss but don't kiss oo"

Just put the tip as if you want to phúck but don't phûck oo..

Women her different creatures I swear.

The bride is super cute with that her small lips tho..

NwaNimo1:
the rsvp number no dey go....

Try my glo line....

But wait, your name no dey invited guests nah. Lol

Is this not the same pastor that was fingering his church member few days ago.

I think this is just an hoax.

chamboy:
Most girls are guilty of this.

You're right.
Even most guys too.
Most of us are hypocrites in this country..they project righteousness and shield under dirt.

All these boarding sch kids are way more corrupt then adults.
We've lost morality in this world.

I was in Ss3 that time and we were about writing the first term test. All classes (js1-Ss3) normally have their test and exams at the same time so there's always this tensed atmosphere everywhere.. That is exactly the time most students will be flogged for little reason.

So the principal and 2 male teachers were going from class to class to call out names of those who haven't paid for report card. that time we have to pay some fee for report card and we normally carry cutlass and hoe to school on the first day of resumption.

Unfortunately, I haven't paid for report card cuz I thought it wasn't necessary as an Ss3 student when I'm about to write my waec.

So I was called out with other students.
We line up in rows to receive our precious 3 strokes of cane. ( just 3 bro) it was a legit mass flogging.

My broda, as I saw the first guy reaction after chopping that cane I know something is not right.. That dude normally chop cane first and he won't even make any sound like say he no pain ham.. That day was a different case bruh... Dude chop 3 strokes and it was different sounds all through! ..

E reach my turn and I won form big boy but as the first stroke land my nyash I shout yeeeeeeeeee! I have never felt that kind thunder pain before. It was so so painful..
I chop cane finish began dey cry oo weyb say na my class teacher come dey beg me. Everybody come began dey pity me.. I wept like baby that day..

I don't know if that teacher actually used something to beat us that day cuz it was extremely painful.

The only reason that could make me not to pick a call is when the caller is being blacklisted by me.
Probably bcuz I've decided no to have anything to do with the person anymore.

I have adopted the habit of picking all my calls as long as I saw the phone ringing even if you left my house now and I saw your call few sec after. I will definitely pick it up.. You don't know what info they might want to share with you so you have to pick the damn call! It could be an emergency or something. Like " Guy leave that house now" " please help me do so so so asap" t could be anything!

To pick calls nah street orientation oo. To know what to say after the call picking nah another OT again, soooo you gaz pick up to know watxup.

You give person money still dey monitor how she take spend ham.

y'all are simp.

You're being played bro.
I would have advice you to get out of that relationship but I realized there was NO relationship.. You've turned ursef to potential maga the moment you started sending her stipend. I don't know maybe our naija babes just don't like nice guys like us.

You dey obodoyibo where plenty lonely chocolate sexy nyash dey still dey do audio dating with one naija babe.. Bros no dey do like dat oo.

That is how one stupid girl I met just last week started billing me... mo savage werey danu.

So since you actually wanted to dash out 150k. I'd advice you to do giveaway to people who really need it cuz ekpa make I no lie you. That girl no go appreciate you....

5k *30 =150k or maybe 2k for everyone till the money quench.
Anyhow you want ham sha remember I dey first roll

Wow!

Oya nah

Omo

No wahala

bugativeron:


Story, how old are you? Mind you she is an all As student. It is easy for people like you without any child to come and make noise. When you start raising urs we will see. Mean while some people have given reasonable advice that I agree with. Park comot for one side

Shut up! You are a disgrace to fatherhood.

bugativeron:

She is in JSS3 for God sake, why won't she know Cardi B? Even when I was growing that there was minimal tech we knew world singers.

Is Cardi B part of their school syllabus?


If my daughter is in JSS3 and she has no clue about something as simple as Malawi but rather giving me gist about one yeye azz tweaker in another continent... I will wake her up at 1am and beat hell out of her sense.

How did she got to know Cardi B?? That's the first question I'd ask myself if I were you.

U need some serious discussion with ur wife.


A wise female NLder once said:
"Stop marrying slaykwin that doesn't have sense and still won't take counsel from the person that has sense".

munafav:
RIP MAMA...RSVP

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MarioLope:


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If you are lucky to struggle out of this car... Then your child/grand child will forever be greatful to ur holy name. Perhaps u could help us fix dis car too....

Hmmm Malians.

Say No To Soupy :>(

Hi..
I cant access the email I registered dis account with and I realized you trying to send me a message.

Is it something we could discuss on here?

You're a dunce man... Infact you are a de*d man walking!

Ur guy is using the girl as bait to lure you into trap..

Now d girl is acting like she loves you cuz ur guy was probably behind the keyboard using her phone to chat you up... U be ode boy aje!

What if ur guy sef na cult member.. Dem go jzt run you street.

You better seek one of your pals wey go trust you and explain for ham maybe dem go tamper justise with mercy

Why be say na ur guy GF dey your eye won chop Broz u need serious drilling.

Hmmm