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Buhari is a murderer

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Pancakeey:
Hello, Nairalanders.
I’m really sad plus, this is the first time I’ll be telling total strangers what’s bothering me. But I thought why not?

So, I just recently became single and I’m healing or trying to cope with it. After my breakup, I realized that I had no one except my boyfriend (as a friend)
Now, I’m going through a tough time, my work is stressing me out and little things just make me cry. It feels like I’m not growing like there’s no change in my life.

I guess that’s why my ass was dumped. My ex said I brought nothing to the table except feelings.

It’s worse because my work has become more demanding and I don’t think I can keep up with it. But I can’t be heartbroken and still broke. How do I keep a clear head? How do I stay strong despite all these? I have no one to talk to and I feel I’m alone.

I’m losing it. When it feels like everything is finally going right for me it turns sour again.

Long story short, I need kind words from you guys.
I have so many things I want to achieve but my weak heart is failing me.

Peruse the words of your ex very deeply. Pick out the truth, work on yourself, make new friends, learn and move the fvck on.

Lordpeckxy:
I am a mobile developer, I develop for both Android and ios, I work with a software company, So far, I have made a little bit of millions from my end...am sort of living the company by the end of this year to create my own Company... Well Programming can be rewarding as long you know what you are doing and you know how to do it well... Seriously Just create an app service, or web service or any service, Then advertise your service,, when I mean Service I mean something like Facebook, Twitter, PayPal, Emilydates, Jumia, nairaland, reddict, Opay, something people can keep coming back to, do that and see your self become a millionaire...

Lols....Funny dude....yan yan yan yan....Rubbish!

If it was that easy, with the things I have done, I should be a billionaire now

Note: I am not broke either

Wait, is my eyes paining me abi I am seeing double. You mean a peaceful protester has to pay 1m to bail himself after wrongful arrest and detention?

Buhari abi na Jubril will not know peace.

Click Like if you wish Buhari death before the end of this year, click Share if you want him disgraced from office.

greypencils:
So if you invite her to your house and she comes, if you offer her sex and she refuses, will you rape her?

I won't rape her nor force her but I will make a move. If she does not give in, I will leave her alone, block her number and never talk to her again...then count my lost (If she don chop me before) and move on

Durentt:
you have wrote a very long epistle to say almost nothing.

What is the relationship between "come visit me" and "come have sex with me"?

You have wasted all the money spent on your education if you read what I wrote without understanding my point.

Because that is how it is and that is how it should be.

90% of the time, the guy had previously taken the girl out, spent some money on her and/or rendered some sort of financial assistance to her. Since she is not related to him by blood, nigga needs some sort of compensation so as not to feel like a fool.

90% of the time a guy asks a girl to visit him, he wants sex. 9 out of ten times a lady visits a guy, she has been offered the D.

And isn't just that the norm? Isn't that the way it should be? If I am not taking you out to the restaurant or bar or something and I tell you to come to my house (especially after asking for an urgent 2k, taken you out and spent some money on/for you), should you not know that I want to fvck you?

Na Naija girls dey do shakara na. Oyinbo girl knows that inviting me to your house means we might have sex, she might even be the one to make a move. South Africa and Ghana babes no get chill. If they come to your house and you dont F them they won't pick your calls again.

But trust this Naija babes with their "Its my first visit" Mantra. If you leave them on the first visit, they come with "Its just my second visit", but will keep asking you for money. She will bring her family problems for you to solve as if you be father Christmas.

If you are not my sister and you ask me to solve your financial problems when I was the first to approach you with "Let's date or let's fvck", once I render that help to you, you have instantly been obliged to pay me back with your pussay or you get the fvck out.

I can help ladies randomly without asking for sex in return but not the ones I toasted myself. I toast you, you no gree, you won come turn me to ATM. God punish your entire family and generation.

Momoreoluwa90:
1. The day I found out he had multiple social media accounts, email addresses and names.
2. The day I found out he was dating his so-called school daughter but lied to me the whole time.
3. The day I heard him deny me on the phone to his family members.
4. The day I realized I could not cope with the fact that he would squander his money without any savings and wants to spend mine with me even when he earned much higher.
5. The day I realized I could not cope with cleaning after a grown ass man as a neat freak.
6. The day I realized I valued him more than he did me. Spoke his love languages but he never spoke mine.
7. The day I realized I was only his ticket out of Nigeria and as soon as he arrived abroad, he started to manifest his true colors.
8. The day he became 'sneaky' and started acting suspicious.

Wonder why it took me so long to end things but I finally gained the courage to. And I've been at peace ever since and waiting on God's best

Fvcking hell... Dude did all these to you?....Mehn!! Damnn!!

Second Chance. Don Pedro Usain Donoso

A lot of Nigerian babes fvcked this dude in their head.

They go to bed masturbating to his cuteness, with his image playing out in their head.

Don't just arrest these looters. Arrest all looters. Every looting and every form of looting must be condemned. Every looter must be brought to book.

Those who have looted the country dry are roaming around in their luxury cars, yatchs and private jets; relaxing in their AC chilled mansion watching how petty looters are paraded and arrested. The real looters are laughing at the petty looters.

These ones are only following the footsteps of their leaders.

In as much as I condemned their acts, this still calls for a sober reflection.

Thought they said no one died...

Buhari and his wicked cohorts do not give a bloody fvck about the citizenry. He is not empathic, does not care if the country burns to the ground. He is a killer. And that short ugly man Tinubu who forced him on us and still controlling the affairs of Lagos state will be killed on the street by an angry mob.

Bloddy fvckers!

Leave this country whilst you can and never look back. Nothing has worked here, nothing is working here, nothing will ever work here.

Righteousness89:
The Word of GOD is the Hand Book and Manual that Guides the Universe..
In the Beginning, GOD Created the Heaven and Earth. That is Final

The Only Place Suitable for Life outside Earth is HEAVEN.
HEAVEN is a Place Specially Created by God For All who Accept the Free Gift of Salvation Given by JESUS Christ ..

Heaven is a Place where all Tears, Pains and Worries will be Wiped away..

Heaven is the Consolation of the Righteous..

The Next Place Humans will be is Hell Fire!
It's for all who Reject God's Free Gift of Salvation..
It's a Place for all who see no need to be Saved..

Whatever any mere Human says that does not Tally with the Word of God is Mere talks..

You and everyone who liked your post are completely mad

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO7XBu65QR0&t


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m50EWKQPBuA

Watch the skit for the movie by Woli Agba below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXQDZ1ll3xY&t

I am really pressured to write something but there is nothing to write

So ama just walk away.

Their kiss, their wahala

Thanks guys

I used to hate this Big brother of a thing but social media will not let me rest with the name of Laycon.

I must sha see Laycon anytime I open WhatsApp status, Instagram, Facebook, Nairaland, anything.

I must hear Laycon from the lips of friends and folks around.

So I got tired and kukuma started supporting the petit and talented dude.

Big Brother will make the biggest mistake by evicting Laycon. Everyone will stop watching, they will be cursed and the show will turn to complete nonsese, and subsequent editions will not hold as a result of people losing hope in them.

I heard you can vote with your DSTV package. I have the second highest package, how do I use it to vote for the ugliest guy in that house?

intruder15:
You have 6 topics. 5 is about Corona virus yet you are calling someone a fool for passing an important information. You have problem.

La-la, it's high time evidence of age is added to the requirements for opening accounts on Nairaland.

I posted those topics when people still had enough fvcks to give.

OP needs a job.

No one give a fvck again

ican2020:
When will all these wahala end in Nigeria.

When your great grand children start having their own great grand children

Organicist95:
you don't give a fvck

So why open the thread


Rubbish

I only opened the thread so I could write about me not giving a fvck


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYWpOh4wckc


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLR5pVza-qU

yettymuse:
His sexual needs may be more than the bills he pays.
Does he take care of his woman’s needs?? Is she still working?? Does he spoil her? Is she COMFORTABLE??

You think it’s easy to take care of 2kids and a Bigger Baby! Y’all cut these women some slacks!

You think it’s just to pay bills? In this age, lots of women can conveniently pay bills too...

If you don’t Moisturize a woman’s libido with good money, care and attention...she goes completely dry!

This is why I don’t find marriage interesting..especially in this part of the world.. plenty stress, no benefits no bag!
... all you got is a miserly MRS title that can’t even open doors! Taaaaaaaah! with a mad society expecting so much from you!

Unromantic Nigerian Men! Mtchewwww!!!

I can see you are not interested in marriage as I am. You might however be interested in friends with benefits, no stupid emotions or love attached. We just help each other to orgasm.

The References guy spends his precious time updating Corona Livescore everyday like his life depends on it.

Listen young man, channel your energy into something else. No one give a fvckk again

Chinkos99:
Thanks dear

You are madd. Its is this kind of useless advise that favours your selfish asss you will like.

Leave the man alone. Stop flirting with him

Na Sango go kill you las las. Oloriburuku

Lol

obembet:
This is the more reason why Manchester United will surely rape Sounthampton tonight. I see our boys grinding out 5 goals or more tonight I sincerely fear for Southampton, this news came at a wrong time, coz knowig the fifth place is no longer valid for Champions League next season, United will be more n more motivated to cement third place In Ole we trust. GGMU

I hear say Lalasticl.ala na Chelsea fans

Bros, how market na

moscobabs:
May 19,2012. The day Chelsea won UCL.

I experienced the real meaning of happiness in life and the memory is still linger.

Bro, you see that moment Drogba slotted in the last penalty, that very moment remains my happiest moment in life. I am still wondering if a moment will appear in my life where I will be happier.

Typing this gives me goose pimples seff.

Vyzz:
Konji was disturbing me for weeks....







Then one day as I was eating.... Babe wey I been talk to some days past call me for phone talk say she wan come my house.....



Instantly I dropped the food.... And started arranging my room and myself for the work ahead

Hope you eventually fvcked her

The References guy spends his precious time updating Corona Livescore everyday like his life depends on it.

Listen young man, channel your energy into something else. No one give a fvckk again

The acting Managing Director of the Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC), Kemebradikumo Pondei, has admitted that the commission spent N1.5 billion for staff as ‘COVID-19 relief funds’.

He made this statement at the investigative hearing on the N40 billion corruption allegation against the commission.

The Senate had on May 5 set up a seven-man ad-hoc committee to investigate the “financial recklessness” of the Interim Management Committee (IMC) of the commission.

The lawmakers said, within the last three months, the commission has spent over N40 billion of the commission’s fund ”without recourse to established processes of funds disbursement which has opened up further suspicion among stakeholders of the Niger Delta Region.”

They also faulted the IMC’s ”arbitrary use of executive power in an alleged wrongful sacking of management staff without recourse to established civil service rules and practice with the aim of allegedly concealing the fraudulent financial recklessness they have committed.”

Mr Pondei and other delegates from the commission appeared before the committee on Thursday for the hearing.

Part of the audit report read out by the chairman of the committee, Olubunmi Adetunmbi, said N3.1 billion was spent as COVID-19 funds between October 2019 and May 2020.

In the report, the lawmaker said ”N10 million was paid to one person, N7 million to two people, N5 million to three people, 148 people took N3 million each, 157 people got N1.5 million each, 497 people got N1 million each and 464 people were paid N600,000 each.”

Another N475 million was given to the police to purchase face masks and hand sanitisers, he added.


Responding to questions regarding the COVID-19 Relief Fund paid to NDDC staff, the MD said ”only N1.5 billion was used to take care of staff” despite being paid their salaries.

He explained that part of the fund was for the youth of Niger Delta.

”The youth were given palliatives to help cushion the effect of the pandemic on the people. The youth were idle and to avoid violence, they were paid,” he said.

“Five million for youths and five million for women and five million for people living with disabilities in each senatorial district,” he said.

He said ”the remaining fund was spent on staff of the commission.”

“We used it to take care of ourselves. We are NDDC, we need to take care of ourselves too,” he said.


He further explained that the IMC inherited debts upon assumption of office ”that needed to be cleared on time.”

He said the previous management owed hotels and had unpaid electricity bills of about N26 million.






When asked why the police was given N475 million, Mr Pondei said a request was made from ”the high command of police and the management took a look at it and approved it.”

He explained that the money ”was an intervention and the NDDC is expecting a report as to how the money was spent.”


Meanwhile, the acting deputy director, projects, Cairo Ojougboh, added that the money given to police is for nine states of the Niger Delta region.

The investigative hearing will continue on Friday, the chairman said.

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/south-south-regional/402101-we-used-n1-5bn-to-take-care-of-ourselves-as-covid-19-palliative-nddc-md.html

Lol

Awon eleriibu