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Good one Jack

Dangote needs to get tested immediately.

Zizo96:
I tire for your matter brother ...you wan help them pay ba ?? I wish I can get hold of them and flog that stupid urge that wants to destroy their future out of them...mtchewww

I actually want to pay for it but she is yet to respond.

We have all been stupid at some point. Sexual urge is normal. Let them abort, continue their fvcking more intensely but this time with condom. Nothing spoil.

molybdenum0012:
I think I get this virus.... Been feeling sick and not getting well after medication..

Its psychological bro. You aint got it

Ngozey:
I can’t keep this pregnancy we are both young and too young to get married. Am in ss3 he is in ss2. Please we are begging you in the name of God help us with remedies to remove this pregnancy and we promise not to sleep together anymore please

How much is the abortion?

Coloma vilus eeeh, ewooooh

overall90:
Kudos to the NPF
but from the chat,it seems that this is not a real kidnap and it seems like the victim is somehow acquainted to the Kidnapper and her choice of language,have sex with me sounds somehow.

My thoughts exactly

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My Naija people have been claiming the virus has not been prevalent in this clime because 'they are God's own people'.

Una never know anything!

Dude is so proud of his Yoruba heritage. He was spitting it in the face of the Queen and everyone who cared to listen...and those who didn't care to listen.

Dude is so proud of his Yoruba heritage. He was spitting it in the face of the Queen and everyone who cared to listen.

SaAyomikun:
Help me! I am scared. I Need Help Identifying this!

Friends, I woke up some minutes past 1:00 AM this midnight to ease myself, then, with the help of the faint light emanating from the next room, I noticed something crawling beside me on the bed. I flashed my touch and boom! Look what I found. I then picked up my broom smashed it.

Please, who knows what this is?
From its look, it looks harmful, is it truly harmful?
How can I prevent it?

It crawls very fast like a snake does.
PS: this is the second time I'd be killing such in my room, I just didn't take it seriously the first time.

Please, help me! I'm really scared. I can't even lay on that bed anymore. Friends, I woke up some minutes past 1:00 AM this midnight to ease myself, then, with the help of the faint light emanating from the next room, I noticed something crawling beside me on the bed. I flashed my touch and boom! Look what I found. Out of timidity, I picked up my broom smashed it a few times before I swept it outside.
Please, who knows what this is?
From its look, it looks harmful, is it truly harmful?
How can I prevent it?

PS: It crawls very fast like a snake does.

PS: this is the second time I'd be killing such in my room, I just didn't take it seriously the first time.

Please, help me! I'm really scared. I can't even lay on that bed anymore.

Funnily I have killed about 7 on my bed, more than 10 in my kitchen and other parts of the apartment and I didn't tell a soul. I just thought it's nothing.

Dreyl:
This man is a silent billionaire, you will never see him making mouth or seeking for attention like Otedola and kids and also adeleke and kids but he's richer than both of them combined.

I prefer the life of Otedola and Adeleke. Rich, playful, joyous and stylish

tsephanyah:
Thought and prayers. RIP

RUGA is the solution

Since the return to democracy in 1999, Nigeria has been grappling with diverse security challenges, chief among them are insurgency, election violence, kidnapping and most recently, the herder-farmer conflicts among others. The north central states of Benue, Plateau and Nasarawa and other states have experienced conflicts that led to thousands of deaths and displacements as a result of clashes between pastoralists (herders) and local farmers in several communities. In January 2018 alone, Amnesty International reports indicate that 168 people were killed as a result of herdsmen-farmer clashes.1

Struggle over grazing land and scarce resources have over the years resulted in perennial and growing violent conflicts in terms of frequency, intensity and geographic scope. Underpinning the escalation in frequency of conflicts in Nigeria is a confluence of environmental and demographic forces, especially desertification caused by climate change and population explosion. Expectedly, with the depletion of arable land for subsistence farming largely as a result of increasing urbanisation and the adverse effect of climate change, especially along the Lake Chad basin, there is increased struggle between herdsmen and farmers – leading to violent confrontations and conflicts, deaths and forced displacement, as well as the destruction of agriculture and livestock.

You and the few people who liked and share you comment are fantastically mad.

Kumuyi is fantastically foolish

Sequel to the thread on Nigeria's economy becoming the biggest in Africa (Read it [url="https://www.nairaland.com/5717471/nigeria-now-tops-south-africa"]here[/url]), I have decided to write something to counter it after it seemed from the comments of Nairaladers that they do not understand how a nation's economy should be judged.

People must first understand that Nigeria's economy has not grown under the present government. We only took over from South Africa as the biggest economy because the Zulu nation entered into recession.

That being said, people must understand a country's worth is not measured by it's GDP. It is measured by it's GDP Per Capital-Purchassing Power Parity (PPP). That is the country's total income divided by the total population. This tells you how many people are spending the money.

Let me break it down: Mr AB earns 500k montly while MR BC earns 350k monthly but MR AB is a polygamous man with 3 wives, each wife with four children each. MR AB has 12 people plus himself to cater for. But Mr BC is married to one woman who has given him 2 children. He has just 3 people plus himself to cater for. Mr AB also has 14 siblings because he took after his father's way of polygamy while Mr BC just like his father has one sibling.

In total Mr AB has 27 people he is responsible for while Mr BC has just five people.

Do not be surprised to see Mr AB with his 500k monthly salary living a wretched life, his kids going to substandard schools, he cannot even afford a single car while Mr BC lives in a comfortable place, looks fresh, drives a clean small car and have his kids attend the best schools. The standard of living of Mr BC is clearly above that of MR AB.

The above analysis clearly explains what is happening to Nigeria. Biggest economy in Africa my foot.

Nigeria has a population of about 200 million while South Africa has 60 million. Nigeria with GDP Per Capital (PPP) of $6,000 while SA has $13,000
This means that if we have to devide the country's income (GDP) by it's population, an average Nigerian is expected to make $6k yearly = $500 monthly while our Zulu brothers get $13k yearly = 1.08k monthly. Now tell me, who is living a better life?

That is why in South Africa electricity, good road, basic health care etc are not among the least of their problems.

Nigeria has bigger income than many European countries yet we are poor. Why? Our overpopulation!

Our population which should be used to generate wealth is a curse to us because our leaders who should provide avenue for the large number of people to work, farm, export our produce to foreign lands have folded their hands waiting for who will buy our crude oil.

Nigeria is currently on number 129th in World Rich Index while SA is in number 89th calculating by GDP Per Capital(PPP). Do you still think we are richer than them?

Do you know that Gabon, Botswana are thousands of miles ahead of Nigeria in terms of standard of living? These two countries live better than Mexico, Argentina, Brazil, Bosnia and we call ourselves the giant of Africa.

People on Twitter will do anything under the Milky Way to trend.

Never believe things you read on Twitter. Never ever!

codemaniacs:
the same God that gave Bats the ability to give humans rabies and kill humans.
the same God that gave Snakes the ability to poison and kill humans.
the same God that gave Mosquitoes the ability to give malaria and kill humans.
the same God that gave that gave wild animals strength to devour and eat humans.

This same God gave humans brains, legs, hands e.t.c. to learn and figure things out by themselves.

God did not save "US' from ebola. Dr Stella Adadevoh and her crew are the ones that sacrificed themselves to save us.

God does not help animals, humans, plants e.t.c..

God watches how his creations use their abilities.
God does not get involve in earth.

Are you a Deist?

I am one. Nice to meet you.

zainabicy:
I lowkey believe that many of this companies in Nigeria get away with a lot of sh*t because we Nigerians don't trust the speed and honesty of our legal suing processes.

I should have sued my bank, Nepa, DStv and even my car's AC repair man for illegal deductions and poor service.

That AC repair is something really beyond me.

I have spent close to 200k and changed about 4 repairers for my AC and I still cant find a solution. Now I am gonna sell the fvcking car

You dey craise

Girlwhocares:
Please help me, I'm loosing my sanity everyday!
I'm scared to open up to friends and families because of what they will think or how disappointed or bad I will make them feel, also I'm afraid people will be judgemental about my actions.

I'm not physically and emotional connected with my husband which is affecting our marriage and my well-being, we live as co-tenant, we hardly have any conversation, we do things differently, we share different rooms, no sex for the past 3 years! Even during courtship and the fist two years of marriage I can account for days we were intimate.

Things are fallen out of place everyday, we have a child together who will be 4yrs and the thought of having another child has not crossed my mind.

I get irritated at everything, I hardly show appreciation towards him even if it means he has done his best, which later i will find myself guilty and try to make up but the spark and connection isn't just there.

Most times, I have a non-challant attitude towards him and everything he does to make me happy.

I feel lonely, bored and incomplete even when I'm 90% sure my husband loves me and always ready to make me happy.

I feel awkward communicating my feelings and thoughts to him because I know I might flare up with anger even when he hasn't done or said anything to warrant it.

Please I have come to this faceless forum to pour out my mind, my heart is heavy, I need someone to talk to, I'm afraid my personal intention of walking out this marriage even when my husband hasn't done anything to deserve this might backfire and has its negative effect on our child.

I honestly don't need anyone to insult me please as I'm going through a lot. All i need is mature married wo(men) opinions

Thank you for your time.

Did you say you dont need any insults? You are a mad woman and na God go punsih you

Divorce that Innocent man so he can be free to be with someone who will appreciate him.

Mad woman

womanscorned:
Before I got married to my husband we had a kind of perfect relationship. I just thought he was the perfect guy. He always checked on me. I did feel like he was marrying me for ulterior motives and everyone else just thought so too. My brothers warned me that he is not going to treat me right but I just feel drawn to him. I thought he just really cared about me. He seemed different.

I introduced him to my dad and my dad asked if I was sure and yes at that moment I was. Then shortly before the wedding his true colors started to come out. I never checked his phone but then a friend caught her boyfriend cheating so I decided to just check it. Guys I understand people say that if you go looking you will find something but I actually don't really believe that why is there always something that is the main point. I checked his phone and found one boob pic and pics of his old exes. I was SO shocked. Honestly, I never thought I would find anything. He told me that he recently got his phone updated and the pic was a pic of a celebrity. But I was smarter than that I saw that it was actually an "Auntie" that sent the pic so basically one of his contacts. I was so shocked, didn't know what to do. I told my brother he told me to just pray and I did and I felt like he was still the one he apologized and assured me that he was going to change.

Fast forward to a few months later I see a girl's pic in his phone his good friend's girlfriend and he was commenting on her looks very gross-like. I lost it and we fought but he assured me it was just guy talk.

Then again I recently found him talking to his good friend about another girl's boobs and he never tells me he loves me any longer. Never really truly cares. He even brought up divorce if I wanted to do it. So I am just kind of stuck. I do want to get a divorce honestly if my parents and his would not get involved. But we have a child together. I am not sure what to do right now. Why would he do this to me? Why get married if you don't love the person. I understand that people say guys will be guys and locker room talk but if you don't love that person deeply and truly then why marry them and make a vow before God.

Now I don't know what to do. He is always so rude in the way he talks. I can't remember the last time he took me out and even if he did I am sure it would be a dry conversation. I think he really is just worried about what people say and not really losing me any longer. He has this thing where he wants to always look like a nice guy. So my question is if you were in this position how would you leave? Oh he also looks at my friends and claims he never was when it is pretty obvious. He drank a little and then started winking at my friend.

You have taken things too far. There is no single evidence that he is cheating on you. He is just being a mad. You took things overboard and became an overnight nag. You are the cause of your own problem

CornOak:
It's actually 8 hours sir.

Its 9 hours.

Go to Google and type "Time in Nevada" and compare it to yours.

Bomgirl:
What time please? Nigerian time o.

4am Sunday morning.

Nevada is 9 hours away from us

NaijadrivaCars:
Fight wey dem no go show for DSTV

But thank God for Alaba boys We go watch am the next day.

Super Sport 1 on DSTV Premium Subscription go show am

englishmart:

Victor Ikpeba and Bet9ja have been ruining more lives than they have bettered lives

Okocha should have been in the list if he played for a reasonable club and took goalscoring seriously. Okocha that will dribble everybody including himself and still choose not to score

His choosing not to score and in seriousness with the ball is the reason behind him not achieving his best

Biafrareform:
Good morning all, for those still awake.

I think my relationship just ended. Something we both cherish.

Well, months back my ex and I came back together. We had a bliss relationship while in our final year, but I wasn't committed at all and she knew it and left. Back then in school she kept going to my phone and of course she do see things to talk about .

After 1 year of being apart, I needed a committed relationship cos I wanted to settle down. She came to my mind and the feelings was so strong even though I tried to resist it. We finally met and resolved all issues that led to her leaving .

Is been the sweetest memory we have had so far. Everything was going fine. She is a nice and sweet girl. Our agenda is marriage and she is aware. She fits perfectly to my ideal woman. Our emotional and spiritual connection is just perfect.

Well, things take a turn when I went to her phone and saw stuff that knocked me out. What really got me mad was her dating a married man. My emotion was dead. She said the relationship is in the past. She was forced to go into it after she left school. Her mum forced her into it when she stopped caring for her and asked her to go fend for herself. Then we weren't together. She confessed to becoming someone else from who I knew when I didn't tried to bring her back. But she is not a bad as I think , she concluded .

I also saw her chat with someone where she sent a bedroom pics she took in my house. She said she is just flirting with him (they have a fling) but that I should give her time, she is going to completely cut of tiers with them.

Well, I love her was ready to stay with her.
She was around again this Val and was tempted to check again and noticed she is still communicating with the married man. Infact I noticed they met lately in January. I locked up , and decided that is over. Didn't talk to her about it.

We went out for on Saturday. She is the type that hardly post on Facebook. Infact she has reduced my activities on Facebook. Her reason, our lives shouldn't be on social media.
I uploaded our outing on WhatsApp. She did too, but didn't upload the one we took together. Yea, she hasn't done that b4. I was angry and voiced out what I saw in her phone. Accused her of deliberately hiding us from her contacts.
She apologised and told me she isn't doing anything with the man again. Just the normal chat cos of the friendship they have had b4 . She even handed her phone to me to call him and end it if I want . I wasn't taking any of that cos I saw from her browsing history where she is been searching how to make a married man fall in love and spend on her but didn't let her know of it.
She pleaded that nothing is happening between them again. Then she begged that I should stopped going to her phone that is destroying us. That if I ended up destroying this relationship, where do I want her to start.

She is back to her base and we chatted last nite and she brought up the case of me going to her phone again and I was angry with that and told her about the browsing history too.

She was completely devastated with my findings.
Is lengthy right, sorry about that. This is a relationship we both cherished and I know she love me real good. Ohh, I forgot to tell you, she bought me a native dress and sent 6k to me from her 33k NYSC allawee. She is a good girl. She is nice and caring. I love this girl real good. Never loved anyone like this before.

But I don't know what has really gone wrong with her. I was determined to really make this right, but as it stand now, it seems dead to me and I am sure she also feels same too.

I should have stayed away from her phone. But guys, is not my fault, I love this girl and I am serious about it.

You are an extremely foolish man. If you were my brother I would put a gun to your forehead and blast off your dirty skull.

Fvck you and your ashawo girlfriend. Mumu!

iammolise:
My girlfriend will be 21 this year... So far she's displayed no.2 but she's somewhat contented and she knows true appreciation.
No.3 is the area of concern for me, she purely has an undoubted attraction for "fine boys"... I've told her, I'm not the type who carries LOVE like a sign board 4 head, I don't let mere intuitions or hearsay bring problems in my relationship but if i catch her it's a rap baby.

RIP in advance bro

Na heartbreak go finally kill you

GODPUNISHALABI:
disgusting piece of shît...who tha F uck eats this shît...looks like something brewed in da sewer...f ûck mehn bîtch you just killed my appetite...ama fûcking break somfin cos of this disgusting piece of shît.... reason why a nigga ain’t marrying no bitch that ain’t from the east side...bitch fuçk you

I dont give a flying sh1t about your morafucking sh1tty comment.....But I just want to know something: Why da fvck did you choose that fvcking username(moniker)? Who the hell is Aalabi and why must God punish him

Quality20:
in Islam parents are highly responsible for their children and wards under them. Pls allow the man do as he please, he isn't going to hurt his daughter. she is under his care and will account for her on judgement day. Pls don't spoil another man's family, u are only a random boyfriend who might eventually use,dump n spoil d innocent girls life.
I'm myself dating a Hausa lady and I know n accept that the father can chose to marry her out to any man he wish and I can't question that. Even though I love her, I'm not going to tell her to rebel against her parents. I repeat, don't spoil things for other ppl, u r not responsible for this girl and u can't change that. Cultures vary a lot, u can't impose ur cultural views on others

You and everyone who like your comment are completely mad

DropsMic:
The way i rushed to see if someone had bought the domain name eh.. I never knew i could type so fast. Unfortunately for me them get sense

The domain was registered in 2013. They most likely will have to pay huge sum to get it.