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Celebrities › Davido: Me And Burna Can't Have Wahala, We Are Brothers. by saasala(op): 5:16pm On Mar 16, 2021
Davido talks about his brotherly relationship with Burna Boy and how they struggled together to reach the top.

He said he has no beef with Burna and no one should cause enimity between them.

Watch the video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICmhUl9hRVo
Crime › Re: Court Orders Convicted Abeokuta Yahoo Boys To Refund $6100 To Victims by saasala(m): 9:28pm On Mar 02, 2021
EFCC don catch so tey na to dey tell boys to return money.

Please release them to go back home so they can start bombing other clients. They will raise the money in a few days.

Ati Yahoo boys o, ati EFCC oo, ati Court o, oloshi ni gbogboyin
Education › Re: What Is The Highest Monthly Salary You Have Had As A Sec Or Pry School Teacher? by saasala(m): 8:49pm On Feb 27, 2021
I don't understand why you have to create a topic for this knowing that there are countless teachers all over the country earning less than 12k monthly. Is this aimed at peppering them?

Who ask you?

I know that you have shared this after feeling so cool about what you earn, but let me tell you this: you are overusing yourself and soon your creativity and productivity will be cut short which will have an effect on your earnings in the long run.

You belong to the S quadrant (Ask Robert Kiyosaki what the S quadrant is), but your own S is not the smart one. However, you can cross to the B quadrant easily by starting a small school business, employ others and be free forever.

According to Robert Kiyosaki, you are not rich if you have money but don't have time and you are still poor if you have time and but not money. You must get to a stange where you can have time and money-that is true riches. A stage where you can determine what to do with your time. You become busy only because you choose to not because your S quadrant has forced you to.

I will recommend this book for you: "Rich Dad's Cashflow Quadrant" by Robert Kiyosaki

Bye!
Celebrities › Re: Abdulsalam Sanyaolu 'Charles Olumo' Celebrates His 97th Birthday (Photos, Video) by saasala(m): 12:55pm On Feb 27, 2021
Draslo:
It's definitely a lie
Its not a lie bro. Been watching this man since I was a kid and I am 34, and he has always been old.
Travel › Re: Live: My Tour Around North East Nigeria 2. by saasala(m): 5:21pm On Feb 20, 2021
Onlinefarmstore:
So we decided to take a tour of the north east Nigeria, to show how cheap or cheaper food items are.

Note: This is a live update.

Starting point: Makurdi (Benue State --- North Central).

First call town:

Pic 1 Makurdi (Wurukum Roundabout).
Pic 2 & Rest Zaki Biam Yam Market.


https://www.instagram.com/p/CLJ6fexlCPJ/
You are very poor at documenting
Foreign Affairs › Re: Prince Harry, Meghan Announce Final Split With British Royalty by saasala(m): 4:53pm On Feb 20, 2021
BrandBrainBox:
Royalty could become a cage for free spirits. People in the palace envy the freedom outside it. Famous people sometimes desire to have the freedom of being unknown even when they don't want to lose the power of fame. Every star has a scar. But, the worst of all situations remains poverty and powerlessness. It even makes you worthier of hell. So, get rich and powerful the right way and you'll be the happiest person on Earth.

Meanwhile, Prince Harry only resembles his mom Princess Diana in being a free spirit. She also broke royal protocol. Some people even think that her death was arranged from the palace for "disgracing the royal family". Maybe, it's the hidden reason Harry chose to 'escape' to the US.
Aside from your very intelligent point of reasoning, I also like your style of writing. It is impeccable.
Romance › Re: Have You Dated An Older Lady Before, How Was Your Experience? by saasala(m): 9:59pm On Feb 19, 2021
Prolificdeman:
I'm currently very close a lady that's much older than. She's a good friend to me, and have been so helpful in my business. I haven't asked her out yet nor demanded sex from her. But she has told me so much about her and both her sexuality. From my observation she talks so much about marriage. But I'm not even ready in the next 3yrs. If you're in my situation, can you date her. I don't want to break anybody's heart, cos she's really a good lady and a wife material from the past 6 months now I have known her.

Let me learn from you all in the comment section. Both insults.
Whatever you do, do not marry her. Abort mission. DO NOT MARRY HER.
Crime › Re: Three Brothers, 13 Others Declared Wanted By EFCC For Fraud by saasala(m): 9:53pm On Feb 19, 2021
Nonexistent:
Ali Abubakar and Samaila Musa? So aboki has joined yahoo yahoo too? No be small something.
Na Hausa dey pick heavy money for them o
Nairaland General › Most Nigerians Confess They Would Go To Hell Fire If The World Should End Right by saasala(op): 10:12pm On Feb 18, 2021
Most Nigerians confess they would go to hell fire if the world should end right

Watch the video of people confessing that their current ways of life will not allow them make heaevn


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiCCE20QjYI
Romance › Re: This Is How To Delay Your Ejaculation For As Long As You Want. by saasala(m): 2:28pm On Feb 13, 2021
Oga, come finish wetin you start o. I am interested in this...Oya do quick
Politics › Re: More Police Officers Arrive Lekki Toll Gate (video) by saasala(m): 12:38pm On Feb 13, 2021
And Jonathan warned us o
Romance › Re: A Lady Who Showed Off Her Man On Twitter Was Shocked At The Response She Got by saasala(m): 11:08pm On Feb 08, 2021
EJanni:
If it were to be a woman now, you lots cheering this guy up would have called her all unprintable names.

There's something definitely wrong with Nigerian men.
Ntooorr!. E pain am
Events › Re: Why Do People Say Good Things About The Deceased? by saasala(m): 10:57pm On Feb 07, 2021
soundOsonic:
Like the saying says don't speak ill of the dead.
what if the deceased was actually a dead beat when he was alive?

I was at a funeral, (not a fun place to be) then the pastor started with a long sermon that will make even the dead bored. Well he got my attention when he started speaking of the deceased.
He spoke very nice of the man, how he was a good father (this man reigned curses on his children like 11 times a week), he also said the deceased was a responsible husband ( he literally comes home drunk, and he was indeed a broke stingy man except when he is in the beer parlor), the deceased is generous (only generous with the booze), a good Christian (he actually was a fan of teenage girls, he chases them like a cock on heat).

I was tempted to stand up and look through the coffin, if at all I was at the right funeral maybe the pastor did not know this folk so I thought. Then others came to give testimony of how kind and down to earth man he was. I was shock like someone living in aso Rock.
The hypocrisy was so much that I only waited for the burial food and drinks if not I would have left.

Do we speak good of the dead simply because we want to comfort the bereaved, or just look nice to say something nice about people? Or can't we not drop the hypocrisy and say everything good, bad and the ugly about the deceased after all that's still honoring the memory? Or we should just hold our peace and say nothing since we don't have any good thing to say?

Your guess is good as mine. Let me drop a funeral joke for you all.

in a funeral, the priest after the sermon asked the pew if there was anything nice to say about the deceased, everyone looked down staring at the lace of their shoes; the priest later said " common guys at least anything good about him even if it is a sentence" then a man at the back seat shouted "His brother was worse" grin grin
You said he was a drunkard? Most drunks are very nice people. They have their obvious flaws but they are generally nice and dont take things hard on people and themselves. The pastor was probably right.
Crime › Re: My Boyfriend Drugged And Raped Me. by saasala(m): 10:51pm On Feb 07, 2021
Girl9999:
I created this account to hide my identity. I'm in a very emotional condition at the moment. I've been crying since morning. I've not left my house, not even for church. I've lost the will to live, all because of what happened yesterday evening.

I've been dating this guy for two months. I thought he was a great guy. He was always nice to me, smart and hard-working. I lost my virginity at the age of 18 in University and it was to someone that just wanted to have sex with me. He lied about loving me. All he wanted was sex and when he had his way he abandoned me and dated another girl in my department. Since then I've had a fear of relationships, most importantly of sex. I vowed to only have sex with someone I was going to marry; someone I was certain loved me.

When I met my boyfriend, I thought he was the one. We vibed well and we were both in the same field of work. Everything seemed to click. I opened up to him about my experience and my decision to have sex only when I was ready. He agreed and said he was going to respect my wishes.

Yesterday he visited me at my apartment. This wasn't the first time he was visiting me. We paid each other visits all the time. This time he brought a bottle of wine with him. I prepared food, we both eat and he served us some wine. The last thing I remember is taking few sips and then everything else is blurry.

Next thing I am waking up by 8am this morning with a severe headache, cramped legs and a sore feeling around my vagina. There was something that looked like dried semen on my left thigh and some around my breast. I could also perceive the scent of his perfume on my body. He raped me. The man that claimed to love me raped me. I haven't spoken to anyone since morning, all I've been doing is crying. My phone has been on silent all day.

I want to report him to the police but first I want to look at his face and ask why he would do this to me. I already planned on having sex with him soon. Why couldn't he wait? I want to involve my parents and his parents as well but I don't want this news to spread and take a hit on my reputation. I'm confused about what to do.

Why are men like this? I feel defiled and violated. My mind has been constantly flooded with suicidal thoughts all day. If I make it through this, I'm done with relationships forever.
Hey sweetheart, this is a very serious issue right here. Please take it easy on yourself. Place a call to him and record everything then go to the police to report.

You really need a loved one around you at this point. If you need someone to talk to you can send me a PM and I willl provide my shoulders for you to lean on.
Travel › Re: Third Mainland Bridge To Be Closed For 3 Days, From January 30 - February 1 by saasala(m): 4:57pm On Jan 28, 2021
I am cancelling postponing all appointments I have on the Island. I cannot come and die
Politics › Re: Doyin Okupe: My Gay Son, Bolu Will Still Be Celebrated In Nigeria And Globally by saasala(m): 8:16pm On Jan 23, 2021
Eleeribu father
Romance › Re: The Woman I Have Done Introductions For Is Driving Me Crazy by saasala(m): 8:13pm On Jan 23, 2021
Tbadbad:
Hello everyone, ‘my story is long but I will skip some to try to make it short, sorry for my grammatical error, I am not a writer and I am writing with pains and I might made some mistakes, please bear with me.

I have been dating my wife to be since 2017, I have been taking care of her and everything, the truth is I was hearing some funny stuff about her since I met her but I didn’t take it serious because I trusted her and I really thought she was decent from every other girls.

When I met her, she told me she had only dated 3 boys for have sex only three times, her first boyfriend and two other girls she met in school. I really believed her because she was acting decent.

At a point I began to suspect her when I started hearing some stuff about her but I didn’t pay attention because I trusted her, sometimes when I asked her if she ever dated some one else or cheating on me, she will just turn the whole thing to quarrel and I will just lock up.

Fast forward to 2020, I got her pregnant before I left Nigeria, we did introductions, but she lost the baby during child birth which was so painful to us, but after some month I begin to hear some news about her, and I confronted her and threatened her that I have proof, which she confess to me that she has dated about 3 boys, slept with them several times, she also bleeped 2 girls just once and they didn’t date, she just had crush on them and bleeped them before she met me, and she cheated on me when she found out I was chatting with my ex’s, she couldn’t bear the pains even after begging her, sex her and still give her money to school, the same week she met a guy and bleeped him because she wanted to ease her pains, and 2019 when we had little quarrel, she met a guy and bleeped twice because she thought we broke up (what happened was that we had little argument and I have her money to sch and we didn’t talk for a week, that week she met a guy and stayed dated him because she thought we broke up).

I was heart broken when she told me, and I wanted to brk up, her parents begged me and they never supported her and they were even surprised she could do such thing because she came from a very decent background. I forgave her but I still have the pains in my heart, we always chat everyday, because of corona things are some how and I don’t have money like before, she begins to show me some attitude which is not really comfortable and I explain things to her and she apologized.

So last month she told me since I left she have been having sexual urge to sleep with a girl because she have been watching lesbian porn, that she promised never to cheat on me with a man and it’s taboo but she wanted to have sex with a female, I was so shocked and didn’t know what to do. She said she just started having the strange feelings because she have been watching lesbian porn since I left, I feel like I don’t know anything about her, I wanted to brk up now because she is begging me and she is saying she is just trying to be truthful to me because she promised herself never to hide anything from me or lie to me. What should I do? Should I continue to be with her and marry her? Or run away? Mine she have never slept with a woman before and she has always hated lesbian but because I have been a way since feb 2020, she usually watch porn to help herself. Pls what should I do?
You are a complete mad man for coming here to ask stupid questions.

You are foolish.

Marry her and live the rest of your life in regrets.
Nairaland General › Re: Car With Learner Sign Crushes Six Children To Death In Edo by saasala(m): 10:57am On Jan 18, 2021
Aye boboyii ti baje
Family › Re: Why Do Women Lose Interest In Sex After Marriage? by saasala(m): 11:18pm On Jan 17, 2021
RisenPhoenix1:
Women use sex to buy love. Men use love to buy sex. Like any economic transaction each party is looking to find a bargain, i.e. spend the minimum amount of their currency to purchase the maximum amount of the service they need. So once women have gotten the man's commitment, they will thereafter spend as little sex as is necessary to keep him from straying to another market. Whereas, once a man has acquired the woman's sexual favours, he will spend the minimum amount of love and commitment to keep her from withholding them. The best solution is to marry more than one wife. Thereafter, they can share the sexual burden among themselves, and the man can pretend to love all of them equally and share a little of his attention among each of them; satisfying all parties involved.

Factoid of life. Free of charge for you.
I thought Solomon of ancients Hebrews was the wisest man. Look at you here
Family › Re: My Wife Gave Me The Shock Of My Life. Help! by saasala(m): 11:05pm On Jan 17, 2021
Canadianelenu:
Recently, the increase in armed robberies and banditry has become a disturbing trend in Nigeria. It is even more horrendous when the men of the underworld not only steal when they attack but will also rape any unfortunate female caught in the invasion.

My wife and I were watching a real life crime documentary one evening and in the documentary, a lady was shot and killed after resisting rape advances from 6 men who invaded her residence.

Fortunately, the criminals were later caught using forensic evidence and paraded by law enforcement. These men were tough looking strongly built men who no doubts would have torn the lady apart if they had succeeded in raping her.

However, the shocker was when my wife of 4 years said, and I quote “she just died for nothing and has caused her family a lot of grief...if it were me, I would just let them have their way and live to see another day”.

Although this sounded very right, it also sounded very wrong at the same time and has since been messing with my head as I cannot get the picture out of my mind. We could both see that they were 6 hefty men and yet she felt she should have................

Ladies, am I over reacting and men, what do you think? How can something feel so right and so wrong simultaneously?
You are a very foolish man who deserves to die by firing squad. Seriously? Giving yourself unnecessary headache over something that will most likely NEVER happen. You are a mad man.
Music/Radio › Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by saasala(m): 7:24pm On Jan 15, 2021
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Health › Re: How Tramadol Destroyed My Life by saasala(m): 2:32pm On Jan 02, 2021
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Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe Celebrates Her 43rd Birthday With Stunning Photos by saasala(m): 2:44pm On Jan 01, 2021
AuwalYusuf812:
Chai see boobs angry
Shut up dia. If she open am, you go vomit
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe Celebrates Her 43rd Birthday With Stunning Photos by saasala(m): 2:42pm On Jan 01, 2021
One of the top whhores in the entertainment industry. As a man, if you fall in the trap of these women, you are done for.

Dem do juju pass Yahoo boys.

These are overly filtered and doctored photos, they don't move me. She has lost her pristine beauty, her best years are behind her. She is only riding on the success of the past to milk gullible thieving politicians.
Celebrities › Re: Who Is Your 2020 Man Of The Year? by saasala(m): 2:38pm On Jan 01, 2021
Everyone is the man of the year in their own right.

With all the hullabaloo and turmoil that accompanied the year 2020 in the name of Corona plus the EndSars chaos and the rest, to survive and still keep your sanity makes you the man of the year.

There was no exceptional individual in 2020.

I am my own man of the year
Politics › Re: Wole Soyinka Enjoying The Lagos-Ibadan Railway. PICS. by saasala(m): 3:27pm On Dec 29, 2020
Omo this man don old o. Almost 90 years. He has lived a fulfilled and purposeful life. He will die a legend and his name will remain on the lips of men till eternity
Sports › Re: Atlético Madrid, Diego Costa Agree To Terminate Contract by saasala(m): 2:35pm On Dec 29, 2020
The beast of no nation
Science/Technology › Re: Why Do Countries Have Different Time Zones? by saasala(m): 10:42pm On Dec 27, 2020
JSS 1 question
Rubbish!

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