I once worked as a plumber. I used to be a professional plumber and this is an insult on us. The smell from his body is as a result of the PVC gum and putty used for threaded pipes or gasket gum used for joining coper pipes. He certainly was coming from a site before branching at your house. Unlike you whhore, he is a real man who works hard for his money
Twenty8: Whenever I see a girl that catches my attention, and I want to talk to her, I suddenly freeze, I don't know what to say to her, I simply have no idea. I need help from people with experience please, any idea or tricks will do.
michael03: I was married 2018 and I stayed in abuja while my wife stay in ogun state due to job, so in August 2019 she got pregnant and in March 2020 surgery was done in order to bring out the baby due to her increase bp cos we could not wait for her to give birth in May as a result of increase blood pressure.
The surgery was successful and d baby was put in incubator but after 5 days d baby died.
So in June I went to doctor for check up and tests were carried out i.e semen analysis, testosterone analysis, urinalysis and uric msc. It was confirmed I was having a very low sperm count of just 2.8 million sperm count instead of anything from 15-20 million that can fertilize an egg to b able to get pregnant.
I don't understand why a man will be treated for infertility just 2 months after his wife gave birth.
My brother, you and your wife stayed apart, she got pregnant, doctor confirmed you cant father a child?
It is written gadagba on the wall for you to read. Your wife is cheating. The child wasnt yours
ValCon888: I don't want to be the bearer of bad news. But there's a 99% chance that kid was not yours. To make matters worse, you and your wife even lived apart for a time. Breeze don blow now fowl nyash go open by fire by force.
michael03 My guy, take note of this guy's comment o. Look back at your dating days and try to remember if any girl ever got pregnant for you. Your wife might be knacking outside.
EXLOVER: I have use generator for 15years, that incident was caused by the charger, they are some fake charger you plug to an extension there will be a bridge of current between the extension and the charger, immediately you plug the charger the Gen will be jerking like a girl that wants to cum, just troway that charger, another that causes that is when NEPA and gen collide. But nothing will happen to your Gen.
canttedra: I love her. I'm not sure about marriage yet, but it could happen with her.
With this said, move on. Dump her.
You should only sacrifice that much for a woman you cant wait to get married to, and even at that, it is not a guarantee that she would not turn into one of these abroad-miss-road women we read on Nairaland
korilala: Blackmailed By My Ex!!! Don't Know What To Do.
I dated this lady several years back but due to her promiscuity we broke up but by then she was pregnant for me.
When my daughter clocked 3, I asked for my daughter to stay with me (she's staying with her mother's family) but she gave me a condition. That I forgive her and forget the past and we should plan a future together with our daughter. For my daughter's sake I accepted and she moved in with us but alas she still messages her ex and still reaches out to them. I confronted her again today and her reply to me is "you better don't kill yourself."
We're not married but every time I tell her to leave she threatens to take our daughter who is only five years old and who has grown a strong bond to me.
Mods in the house please advise me.
Mr. Simp, go and do a DNA test first. Heard it is now 60k
The culprits are always the Pumping Machine. My Pumping machine consumes 6kw/h now imagine you pump water every single day for 1hour for 30 days? That's 180kwh. That's N8,800 on pumping water alone in a month if your charge rate is 49Naira per kwh like mine.
Next the Pressing iron. Look at their energy consumption ratings and adjust.
Next are security lights and indoor lights. Are they all Leds or old school bulbs?
Deep Freezer or Fridge? What are their consumption Levels?
Washing. machine? Do you use one with Dryer?
My washing Machine consumes 0.8kw per 30minutes wash. The dryer consumes about 4 to 5kw for a 3hour drying period. I have now minimised iron drying to only essential clothes. And ironing of clothes to external dry cleaners as it is more cheaper and economical to have them iron at 100 naira per shirt than me ironing and burning 1k energy on just 2 shirts. just look at all these and adjust them.
Had to do meticulous calculation to adjust my consumption and cut out the waste. I know it's hard but we may need to adjust to the realities of this eve changing landscape in the country to survive
Thanks for this tips. I will abide by all your rules
They now give me 15 unites per N1,000. I recharge 5k on the go which is about 75. I put my fridge/freezer on for about 12 hours daily, I pump water once in a day, the washing machine is used like once in a week and other minor electronics like the TV, sound system are regularly on as my kid cousin uses them when I am away. My 75 units of 5k disappear in just 3 days.
slawormiir: Damnnn niggarrrr Give me okro soup with eba...my love for that food knows no bound Damnnn...if you are girl and I later realize that you are good in cooking okro soup.....damn...leaving you will be a problem.. You go nowhere baby girl
Blossomfirst: Alright.. Thanks. Whats your handle on IG?
Let's do Nairaland PM . I won't share my IG on Nairaland as my life on NL is totally different from my real self and won't want my haters here to find me. lol
His sons and daughters are bagging several degrees and excelling in their respective professions at the expense of Mukaila and Semiu whom he has on his patrol to cause mayhem in Lagos during peaceful protests and elections after collecting several hundreds of millions from Jagaban.
One day the poor shall feast on the wicked rich, and in Lagos, it will start from the house of MC Oluomo and his wicked cohorts. We saw it happened during the Endsars protest, how the thugs busted the palace of the Oba, the same Oba who gives them 2k weekly for food. Thats just the template; the real deal is coming soon.
Blossomfirst: Hello Nairaland; I am Destine with my instagram handle as https://www.instagram.com/o.l.a.e.d.o_ I am in my 20s and I reside in Portharcourt, Nigeria though I studied in Enugu. I took it upon myself to travel to every single state in Nigeria; and though I am yet to achieve this dream, I am getting closer to achieving my dream. I have been to these states;
I have been to Benin Republic too! I look forward to travel to the far north; plans are still underway
I detail my journeys on my various experiences travelling across the breadth and length of Nigeria and one thing I have discovered is that though we are from various tribes in Nigeria, we are all pretty much the same. I have learnt to respect the opinions, belief and culture of the people I meet. Trust me, you have no idea how fun this country can be!
Check out my pictures and enjoy the scenery of the country we call home!
For more travel stories and pictures check out my Instagram. Thanks
Hello, I am content creator and developer, film and television producer cum director.
I would love a collaboration with you to document these fine experiences into a documentary. You only need to replicate everything here plus add more states. We can have several episodes...and if it works fine, we can start a proper TV documentary show from there. I have also visited your Instagram and indeed impressed. I have and know several international content buyers who will jump on this. I can get myself and team ready to sponsor everything, so you are not spending a dime. We can plan it for Feb next year if you are ready to jump on it. I will get my team ready.
That white dude came here, did a fine documentary in Nigeria, sold this particular content to several media houses across the globe and even made fine revenue on YouTube.
Watch it and let it give you an idea of what I am talking about.
LucyB24: I'm a 24 year old lady living and working in Abuja. My job is very time demanding. I'm usually very busy on weekdays, and sometimes on weekends I can get called to work if something important comes up.
There is a guy I've known for months now. We met in Abuja at an event and we've been friends since. He lives in lagos but visits Abuja occasionally. He's also a very busy guy and he hardly has time on his hands. We have spent sometime together talking and getting to know each other but we haven't been on an official date. Most of our interaction has been over phone calls and WhatsApp text messages due to the distance barrier.
I fell in love with him during the course of our friendship. He is everything I want in a man. He's financially stable, very good looking and smart. The few times I've spent talking to him have been a pleasure, both for my eyes and for my mind. I never thought I could ever meet someone who checks all those boxes perfectly.
Men like him usually get a lot of female attention and I've tried to tread carefully. I didnt want him to see me as cheap but I also don't want him to think I am not interested in him. The day he told me he loved me was very memorable for me because I felt the same way. Few days later I told him I loved him too. Due to the distance barrier we could only talk on phone. I'm a very decent lady with good upbringing but because of what I felt for him, I did things I thought I'd never do. One night we had a sex chat that ended in me sending nudes to him. I've never done this before. This made me feel vulnerable and cheap because even though he said he loved me, I never believed him because he didn't really act like someone who was in love with me. He wasn't the type to call everyday and there were periods where he would dissapear for days and ignore my calls and texts and then return like nothing happened..
Last week we planned a special meeting. I was to travel to Lagos to see him at his place on Saturday morning. He had planned to refund me the money I'd use for my airline ticket and even hire a taxi that would bring me straight to his place from the airport. The way he sounded I knew he took it as a big deal. I agreed to come see him in lagos. On Friday morning he called and I assured him I was going to come. He called me again in the afternoon and I assured him I was going to come.
Towards the end of work on Friday my boss informed me that I had to be at work on Saturday to complete a very important project. Immediately I got the information I sent him a text. I was too tired when I left for home and I planned on calling him later that evening. I was so tired that I took a quick nap and woke up to missed calls from him. I called him back and asked if he got my message and he said he didn't. I informed him of the change in plans and he got very furious. He accused me of being indecisive and playing games. He said he had cancelled lots of meetings and spent money preparing for my visit and was disappointed that I didn't take him as seriously as he took me. He ended the call in annoyance and I've not heard from him since. He isn't picking my calls or replying my texts. I've sent him voice messages on WhatsApp apologizing and explaining myself but he hasn't replied..
I really love this guy and I don't want to lose him. He probably thinks I'm lying to him or that I have someone else I'm seeing but that's not the case.
Dude doesnt love you and you know deep inside you he doesnt. Don't deceive yourself.
ShipChina2naija: Person wey no see her husband for almost 11years,,una no want her to sort herself out sexually ,,.. Its only when you find yourself in same situation you criticized others for..then you understand why most times you need to be rational in judging people....
Dear op,,pick yourself up,,no go think die.na pickin you born just the way your husband also gave birth while being away.,,Explain everything to your husband..you are not gonna die,,any modaf*cker in your situation would do what you've done....and to your sister that wants to blackmail you,,she can go fu*ck herself.. Since she doesn't wanna think like human being.all because she covered you. ..let her do her worst ..just make sure you got something doing to take care of yourself....
What i dont understand is if the people insulting you wanted you to re-virginise for 11years without sex like your hubby wasn't fuc*king someone else where he was.... All of you raining insult on her are very stupid...
@Jceeee
This guy's comment is the best I have read on your thread so far. Stick to it.
7victor: Immediately I finished my NYSC in 2010,I was given an appointment letter to start working in a bank with a salary of N2,200,000 CTC which translated to about N183,000 per month.
I did the documentation in the bank but at the nick of starting the job fully, the job was stopped by CBN.
That is how I lost the opportunity.
I started teaching in private schools from 2011 to 2018.
During that time, I came to nairaland and wrote that I needed a tall,slim,dark, beautiful girl for marriage.
I wrote my number in case a lady wanted to call because I have discovered that I love a lady more if she is the one who first approach me for relationship.
If I first approach a lady, I can easily leave her without thinking twice.
But if she is the one that first comes to me, I use to find it hard to leave her and even if she leaves me, I use to find it hard to forget her.
That is my discovery about myself.
So I wanted a situation where I will be able to love my woman so much and hold onto her forever.
That was why I wanted a lady to first call me and indicate her interest in me.
So I wrote my number in case a lady would have the presence of mind to call me for marriage so that I could marry her.
Two girls actually called but when I wanted to get serious with them,they backed out because what I was earning in private schools was peanut.
Although they didn't just leave me suddenly, but they were playing hide and seek and didn't want to immediately get married.
They said I was the kind of man a woman would love to marry but that my income was too small.
These two girls were in their early twenties so they were not under pressure to marry.
They were still taking their time.
I said no problem.
Then last year,God answered my prayers and gave me a lecturing job.
So I waited 9 years after NYSC to get a lecturing job.
During those 9 years,I got a Master and I am currently running a PhD.
Glory be to God.
There was actually no need telling us about the ladies who called you from Nairaland as it has nothing to do with the topic. How long did you wait to get a job after graduation? Simple.
MeeztaFabulouz: 7 years of struggle to cater for and build a decent home, I have spoken so many times and to no avail. Since I was born up till this year, I hit a woman for the first time in my life. The reason is just because she did something stupid, I didn't want to get involved in any argument or fight, I just went to book a hotel room and had a quite time to myself that night till the next morning and on getting home she just attacked me saying I went to sleep with another woman. I have given her the options so many times to go her way if she is not happy being with me but she won't go. As am writing this, I have not eaten her food since yesterday and I just got home only to see her serving me food and trying to make up but this is not the first time. I practically made her not go to the shop today and I was expecting to see that she went to the shop. When ever we talk, she listens and behave herself for a while but its like there is a spirit that comes into her and when it does, she forgets everything and only tries to bring trouble and more trouble.
Go back to your fathers house, she will not. Ok go and be with any other person that will tolerate your attitude she will not leave my house. All she does is money money money this and that. Even with her business, she does not use a dime for anything in the house aside her own stuffs. Can you imagine she had a fight with me some time ago because I personally went to pay my kids school myself? All because I didn't give her the money to go and pay herself as I normally do?
Can you also imagine she had a fight with me one day all because I bought a jeans and slippers for myself without buying anything for her and the kids because I had bought some nice stuff for all of them including her like a week before then.
This is a woman that has never bought me even a boxers since marriage and has never gotten me anything gift for my birthday or anything but I just ignore all that and focus on making the family happy. Yet I am not happy in my home because I know what I go through especially this year that corona made things rough, I have passed through hell just to ensure my family is fine and we are not put to shame yet a matured thinking lady does not even care about anything.
Those saying I am a fool for thinking of suicide because of a woman, it is not because of the woman I am thinking of such, if you really know what depression can cause, knowing how hard you struggle to earn your money and spend it on someone who cares less for you, you will understand.
Oga, goan sidown. Till now you have not mentioned where you saw her chat sleeping with other men. You only saw her friendly chats with the guy. Did you see any part where they fvcked?
Yamiriflathead: Men should stop getting married. Marriage affords you nothing I just read through a thread where a married man complained bitterly about being blatantly refused sex even when he tried to make his spouse comfortable. Marriage is is SCAM When you're ready to have children, Get her pregnant, get her pregnant again and again and cater for the needs of your children period. #Babymamamode
Can you please give me link to that topic? I need to read every post that will discourage me from getting married
ProfAmaben: Only a few men can compose themselves in the face of danger. Tough times are when you know the real men.
I was once approached by armed robbers whilst on a trip, that night was something else. The robbers shot for over 2 hours like their bullets couldn't get exhausted.
He came to my car and asked me to jazz down, I came down and asked him what he wanted with a smile. He wanted to slap me and I held his hand tightly (fear left me), I asked him again, oga what do you want?!? He beckoned to the others to take my car, immediately one of the boys wanted to move with the car, the leader said, make we free this man, e go track us later, e no even shake as e see us.
Always appear unfazed in the face of danger.
Nice one op.
Dont you ever pull that shittty stunt again in your life. Next time you do, you will be gunned down
Celebrities › Re: Iceberg Slim Flaunts His New Girlfriend (Photo) by saasala(m): 9:05pm On Dec 27, 2020
