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9japride:
Its wrong to do that, it shows pretence. Its just African mentality and mediocrity. It could have been different if you guys weren't in motion first and she joined you guys. But as far as you guys where already in motion, no need to give way. Its when you finally reach your destination that she can then come to the front seat. Its all these yeye pretence that encourages elders in the society to messed up the system for the youths.

Na you get sense pass mi bredda

Three things:

1. You spend two much time on the screen: Watching Big Brother all day long and pressing your phone
2. You have not been sleeping well
3. Caffeine: Mostly found in Energy drinks and Tea bags

Solution: Drink lots of water and have a good sleep. You go dey alright. Nothing serious.

josite:
U are very wrong about the doggy.they are the best

You still have time to save yourself bro. Don't let doggy becloud your sense of judgment

Stop the lies

Oladeleeleniyan:
You said it all

Washerey eleniyan

But you look 50 seff.

One reason I will never be attracted to a fat lady. The 21st century people now call them thick. Fat is fat, stop all the thick sh1t. They look older than their age and will age a lot faster than their partner. They have a puffy face that makes all of them look almost alike. The puffiness removes all the contours that should shape their face which gives them that unique and beautiful look.

The buttocks has too much fat and dorggy doesn't feel good with them due to the extra meet and fats flabbing around the place. Their laps are too big to carry and they are not easy to turn around in bed. Don't even talk about the cowgirl style abi you want make she kill you?

Don't let's talk about the health side. We all know too much fat kills faster than anything else. The more slim you look, the healthier you are.

This is not body shaming. If you are fat, go and trim yourself down. Their are countless YouTube videos to watch.

Mskrisx:
Good evening. Please I read all you wrote. This Mechanic seems incompetent. Can you recommend anyone to me as I am currently in Lagos. Thank you Sir.

The solution to your problem is simple. A friend of mine had exact problem after one idiot Mech finished him. I gave him my Mech who discovered the thermostat was faulty. Thermostat was changed and that was the end. Yours might be something else tho. Which part of Lagos are you?

Lollittaa:
pray about it. God is nearer than you think. He can help you with that shyness.

Stop this nonsense na..

Pray about what? Are you serious at all?

You wey you dey pray, hope all your problems in life have disappeared

Sorry o

77star:
Whether you said the truth or not,
That's not how to correct things

I know how to send her private message, but I ain't do that, I'm always transparent in what I do

Once again, saasala I don't expect this from you

Okay then. I am not sorry at all for talking that way.

I dont expect you to not expect me to say certain things. I don't bloody care.

77star:
I don't like this
Not everyone here is naughty
And if she doesn't send it, how does it affect my life?

I don't expect this nonsense from you considering the fact that I recognize ur monicker

Masturbate u said?
Definitely not me, maybe that's what you do for a living, who knows?

I spit the truth not minding if you know my moniker or not.

The masturrbate part is just me being sarcastic, but what I said about her not sending you a message is raw truth. You dont get a lady with that strategy. Send her a Nairaland PM instead and hope she replies you via email. I have met a lot of Nairaland ladies via this medium, many of them classy, beautiful and rich. Try that.

osazsky:
any guy that shouts money at the slightest mention of girls na prostitute and club girls they suffer for thier hands..I have had Encounter with most of them.its all fake..fake relationships fake sex fake lies..I repeat u dont need a fat account to have a wife..we still have good girls out there the bottomline is...marry ur friend..those assss and breast that have been used and reused since 1999 will fade away..

I feel you bro, but they will never understand.

Sadly, many of them who think they can get any girl with money will still not get them after having the money but they will never come out to say it.

There are a lot of guys with money who cant get their dream girls. Na olosho dem dey pay.

77star:
Hi Debbie,
I would like you to also be my friend outside nairaland

WhatsApp me please

Stop this nonsense bra. She will NEVER send you a message.

Go and masturrrbate so your nerves can calm down

Good one

Oka

omowumi9:
It's only a FOOL just like you called yourself that will say something so foolish like this crap. I guess you have decided to remain a Fool. I urge you to seek for knowledge so as to get yourself out of your foolish way of life. Best of luck. Oponu Oniranu Ode!

Ounshiere ni? Aye e ma baje ni. Eleeribu

Chai!

The death is only painful to his family members but to him, he has found bliss.

There is nothing in this world. The fact that we will all die has made everything worthless and meaningless.

If not for the family one is leaving behind who will mourn after one's death, suicide is a beautiful thing. The best way to escape from this useless world of struggle, sickness, sorrow, hustle and bustle, endless chase of money and vanity.

Fvck the Hell and Heaven theory, I don't believe in those middle eastern religious bullcraap. Once you die, you die and cease to exist.

I know I will sound like a fool to the lots of you, but fvck you if you, I dont give a damn. I have spit my truth.

Weyrey ni Aunty Kemi.

There is nothing special about her dirty prophecy; she only rightly predicted. It is easy to predict that there will be a divorce or separation in the Okoye family following several allegations against the wives for being responsible for the falling apart of the twin brothers.

Any fool can predict that. Aunty Kemi is not special. Even most of her so called 'Investigative journalism' are full of guess work. Na calculative permutation she dey always use.

Anyway, those of you men who are suffering from premature ejaclation, I found a thread on Nairaland tha will help you without having to buy drugs or use herb or purchase any product. Check it out here: https://www.nairaland.com/6713526/how-delaying-ejaculation-long-want

Not a bad thing to cum quick. 90 percent of men suffers from PE and this is completely normal.

Oka

Sunday2021:
ipob terrorists in pain. No Yoruba will trust you no matter how you try to impress the Yorubas.
You guys were train to hate Yorubas and hausa,so don't think you can fool any Yoruba.

Fuq that shi bro, I am full blooded Yoruba. My Nairaland moniker means Sa Asala fun emi re

southniyikaye:
Someone should pls advice me, what I.T course can I do and master within 6 months?
A high paying international recognized I.T course pls.
Someone adviced I go for an I.T course.
And what state is the best state to learn?
Lagos or ibadan?

No be to desire am. You get the brain to understand am?

OgaTheTop2:
Sorry for your brother

Oh

This is something very delicate that one should be careful of revealing to the world. Schizo is highly hereditary which means that her brother got it from the family tree.

Any man with sense should avoid raising offspring from the womb of Maria to avoid having mad children. It might sound like a harsh statement but it is true.

CharisEleos:
Hmm... I hope this not true.

Like I said in an another Post, once a woman is made, they hardly need a man. Trust me.
Especially when the man now happens to be a thorn in the flesh.

The men caused it. when their expectations of what a woman would bring to the table became high, they lost it completely. You can't expect a woman to be sharing responsibilities with you on a 50-50, and still expect her to be 100% "submissive". E go hard and Its not their fault. It's a natural phenomenon.

Some women may not agree with me on this but deep down we that's what it is.

This is deep. This is true!

Everyone is just doing Yahoo Yahoo in this country

Haiti again?

Choi

koldej:
I'm sorry to disturb you sir/ma, I'm currently in a position I feel I needed a serious advise.
I rounded up my service year, Nov.2020, luckily I was able to secure a job in a construction company jan.2021 although m on probation (1year).
I managed to secure an half plot of land this month somewhere around Ogun state from my little savings(as a result of this I don't have any savings in my acct)
my probation period will be over by dec. With little chance of being retained.
I'm actually planning to rough things through to Dec. again this year so that I can do the foundation of the land(which means I will not be having any savings) with high probability of not being retained.
Is it advisable to do this when m sure I will probably not be retained or I should save to invest in a business?
Still below 26yrs, pls I need ur opinion and suggestions..thank you

I was around your age too when I rushed to go and buy land in Ogun State and start building. One of the greatest mistakes of my life. Even the Ogun State where I buy land seff no develop and if I build the house finish and decide to live there, I will be shut out of civilization and live with 18th century minded people inside Ifo abi na inside Sango seff.

Let the land appreciate and sell it off. No kill yourself.

youngRx:
Four years later how market? You don finally marry?

I never marry o, e remain small.