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Who is the bigger scammer between Hushpuppi and Nigerian politicians?

Like for Hushpuppi, share for Naija politicians

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I no won talk now. Let me see if this makes frontpage

bigl:
Hey bro/sis, kindly help! I need the herb for a sister friend! Thanks so much!

+234 -- 813 --- 594 --- 4201

Thats my friend's number. Already told him you would call. He will get it from his mum and ship it to you

Megaflex:
Okay, I'm interested

+234 -- 813 --- 594 --- 4201

Thats my friend's number. Already told him you would call. He will get it from his mum and ship it to you

Megaflex:
I need advice on the best and natural way to handle asthma.

I got married in April this year and my wife is asthmatic. I'll seriously need advice on the best possible way to handle her asthma incase she gets pregnant. Please help a brother.

Mod please help me move this to front-page

I have an asthmatic friend whose mum makes herbs. The mum went on a mission, joined heads together with other herbalists to make an ogbonge herbs for him. Lo and behold, she came up with this magic herbs o. My friend drank it and vomited different yamayama from his chest. Na so everything stop.

But the mother would tell him to come for the herbs at least once in 3 months but he wouldnt, he thought he was healed forever until two years after (Four months ago) he got a serious attack that almost took his life, mum came to the rescue again with the ogbonge herbs and he got back on his feet. Now he takes it every month, but once in three months will do.

If you need these chest purging herbs, reply to this comment. Your wife go take am and she go dey alright patapata.

JONNYSPUTE:
.....Thank you for bringing this up.
(1) I'm not interested and have never thought or dreamt of being a king in my life.Even though I would have loved to but I can't due to my wife, my kids,never wanted a polygamous family because of its endless fight after my demise.

My wife simply told me to do what I wanted, though she herself doesn't buy the idea of me becoming a king.

This your third point is exactly where i and my father has talked extensively and he has assured me that nothing will happen if I refused and I believed him. He said traditionally it is very wrong for a father to bow for a son as the king and that is why he believed that there's a conspiracy against us because he is also the president General of my community.

I don't think they can stop me from achieving anything now except they will want to be at war with my entire family.

Your last question is the bone of contention. They said throughout the history,that every king must marry from the community and since my wife is from another state,that I should pick up a wife from our community.

You are foolish person.

With this your comment, you know deep down you don't need the kingship.

Fvck off.

You are an extremely foolish guy

Answer: None

Simple solution: Remain single and find any available lady to cure your conji till you meet one who is worthy enough to carry your offspring, then preg her. Remain single forever.

Why?

Nigerian women are the most confused mammal on earth. You go for the independent one, she rubs feminism on your face and throws all decorum into the waste bin. You go for the dependent one, she suffocates you with unending financial needs.

Disclaimer: This is just an advice from me to you, I might not follow it myself.

Acidosis:
No, because I'm AA. I only care about your Rhesus factor and your 'past'.

Please can you throw a light on this Rhesus factor?

Alexaonfleek:

No thanks.
Let's just keep it on NL

Aiit.

Thats fine.

Alexaonfleek:

NL is a faceless forum na

I have been on here for about a decade and I am yet to meet any member. I have always wanted to catch a babe on Nairaland.

Please, will you be my first catch?

Alexaonfleek:
You can imagine!
Something that I'm supposed to look forward to will suddenly become a chore due to stress.
This life ehn
We just pray for grace to endure the bad times.
So we can enjoy the good times very well.

Aunty, wait, why are you looking away in your do. Lemme see your face na

Alexaonfleek:
Yes
It's an issue for me.
I can't marry a guy who's income is lower than mine.

A man's role in a family is to be a provider.
The woman role is to help nurture the kids,and keep the family together.
She can also assist the man in paying the bills too.
If life happens,and for some reason he looses his source of income,I'll support him.
But he has to get his $hit together as quickly as possible.
And it depends on the guy too.
I mean I can't imagine a case where I've gone to work,after a tired day I still have to do all of the house chores while footing most of the bills.
That alone would make any woman frustrated.

You didn't mention you still need to spread your legs for his apako to enter

Godsent12:
Brother I like ur dream.God will help u achieve it in Jesus name.They always think that going to school,will make u rich.though u might b rich but not really okay with it,because u will b working undersomeone and b controlled.God bless u and ur dream.

Thanks bro

Are they mad?
What are they doing in Pakistan?

MyVILLAGEpeople:
I left religion in 2018. I don't believe in all these religious dogmas and beliefs anymore.

But I know there is a supernatural being behind this world and I believe in him.

Look up Deism bro. I am a deist. COme subscribe to this system of belief

paix:
We're in a democratic society, you're entitled to your opinion. If God shut His ears to the cries of the Christians, how come MONEY didn't answer the cries of some of the rich when they were in a crisis? Have you not heard that some people were kidnapped and killed even when the ransom had been paid? Why did the money not save them?

Have you not heard that some people were kidnapped and killed even when their families prayed and fasted? Why did God not save them?
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See bro, sh1t happens in life. Bad luck and good luck are more real than prayers. Sh1t can happen to anyone irrespective of how rich or prayerful

paix:
Your money, love and time for your children cannot stop such things from happening. Only God's protection can.

Stop that God's protection bullshit before I give you headbutt from here. Are you not talking about the same God who shut his ears against the cries of several victims who are even born again Christians?

Money and love in this case is more important than your God's protection 'cos it doesn't even exist.

DukeNija:
What does this have to do with the topic? Or am I missing something?

Saying that his comment is not related to the topic confirms you brain dead.

Originalsly:
Chuky7 ... the air hostess is a professional. Why build up all this feelings and expectations? Don't ever mistake courtesy for love. She would love to learn about tech.... do you really think she is serious?... and wouldn't mind if you be the teacher? Bro.... take that as a pat response.... a response on the fly. If she had any interest in you period... she would've been hovering around your seat area and flashed you coded signs. Maybe she saw the anxiety in you and avoided you for the rest of the flight. You missed nothing.... maybe embarrassment/disappointment. She made an impression on you.... move on with the memory.... hope that your paths cross again in the positive. For now ...move on with the memory.

You get brain pass brian bro.

I hail thee

Henderson is a mad man for spewing that thrash

Rawhumper:
You dont have to be proud cos you won her over more with money.

Money wont take you far without looks,i also dont say handsome guys should be broke. But i can tell you that good looks go a long way.

When a handsome guy has both,the world is his but when an ugly guy has money there are still some girls that wont give shit about his money.

With my eyes i have seen in the East a girl a married man paid in 450k into her account to have sex with her she refused.I saw with my eyes the alert and everything.The man had to call his bank,the money was withdrawn but i was smooching this chick in her office free of charge(i fip my hand btw her thighs when we kinda alone).

Using money wont bring out the best in a lady but when a lady trips for a fine guy she can do anything for him.

I can say you did well with yoir scopes but i dont value guys that use money to bed women.
A real player is one that spends less but gets more...


I am comfortable but i say this its better i look very handsome and have moderate riches than be ugly and be very rich(u call it my prayer).

Money isnt everything when it comes to some certain women forget d saying women love money.

You just awoken a 2016 thread bro. Wow!

To tell you the truth, calling myself ugly is just me being modest. I am not ugly, tho not handsome too. I have average looks.

I may not be like Kiss Daniel, but I am like Olamide with a better height.

odogwu9:
Likely Endangered Species Monkeys Killed Today In My Village - Pictures

These monkeys were killed today by hunters in my village in Amaediaba,Nkpa, Bende LGA, Abia State. Looking at these monkeys it's quite clear these are endangered species but there are no endangered species when hungry hunters are on the prowl. The game is even a mother monkey and it's young one. I think it's a Marmosets Monkey.

The specie is Patas Monkey

Abbeylanre15:
I work in finance company and I'm in charge of all accounts. All monies are been remitted to me. The M.D of this organization is such a generous but uneducated woman. My colleagues are leveraging on this to siphon organization's funds to their various pockets. I'm not oblivious of this fact because I'm so sensitive to things around me,but I am d God fearing type that won't participate in such a dirty act.
I've called majority of those in this illicit act privately to warn them and let them know the implications. But to my utmost surprise, the bull-shit keep getting high and d MD is not the type to tell such hidden things, she will reveal the identity of her Intel.
The problem now is that,if this act persist,the company may go bankrupt sooner than later. Even though,the job is not worth dying for,half bread they said it's better than none. I can't afford to be jobless.
Please advise me on what to do?


NB: I'VE SUBMITTED APPLICATION TO OTHER COMPANIES BUT NO RESULT YET.

You are an extremely mad and foolish person to have not reported this to the MD.

It is part of your job description to notice such illicit acts and report the culprits.

Fvck off

Juliusmomoh:
Like serious

Did you hear about the Union Bank staff who died? You can google it. He was my friend's wife's uncle. The news didnt disclose the bank branch but it is Union Bank Akowonjo, Lagos.

Juliusmomoh:
New case's, yet no one knew someone how knew someone who has the sickness.... Scamed country

Although the daily stats are inflated, but they are real. I actually know someone who knows some who has died in Nigeria from it.

My friend's wife's uncle died in Lagos from Coro

@OP osesology

Baba, tell us the symptoms you had before you decided to get tested. Tell us about the people you shared the isolation center with. Tell us the drug that was prescribed to you and your journey to recovery in those 7 days. Don't give us half baked info.

We dont even know what to believe anymore

evansjeff:
lol...not at all. You may want to try me with your girlfriend. In fact I have no mercy when it comes to girls both in decisions and in bed. The issue with me is basically on violence whether against human or animals.

You are totally normal then. Nothing do you. Enjoy your life