₦airaland Forum

seanwilliam:
OP, change your name to lagosMan please does your wife have a sister? If yes I'm fully interested.. if indeed what you described is true, then your wife is 1 of 100 of the good ladies out there..
It is rare to see a complete package..I.e
1. Beautiful
2. Sensible
3. Ambitious
4. Supportive
5. Prayerful
6. Virgin
7.understanding
8. Submissive
9.educated
10. ........fertile


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Abeg who do the juju for you LagosBoi2?

I tell you!
Happy birthday

aolawale025:
Just to show the man is in charge

You get sense

Bravo!!

Sirjamo:
America is the biggest and the most brutal terror organization in the World. Where is the nuclear weapon they claimed was in Iraq that made them to invade Iraq; kill millions of Muslims and displace another millions?

Of what good is America to the world other than starting useless wars? From Vietnam to Afghanistan, Egypt, Libya, Syria, Palestinian.... Americans are the ones distabizing Muslim countries and killing Muslims for fun under the pretence of looking for non - existing nuclear weapons.

THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!
They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran ..
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ...
They're no t happy in Afghanistan ..
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ..
SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?
They're happy in Australia .
They're happy in Canada .
They're happy in England ..
They're happy in France ..
They're happy in Italy ..
They're happy in Germany ..
They're happy in Sweden ..
They're happy in the USA ..
They're happy in Norway ..
They're happy in Holland .
They're happy in Denmark .
Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim
and unhappy in every country that is!
AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?
Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!
AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like....
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!
Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
How damn dumb can you get?

If you are desperate, you can benefit from sex-selection- based IVF.
Just N3m at Medical Arts at Maryland. I hope they haven't increased the amount since they're the most successful in Nigeria.

It's OK to want BOTH boys and girls. None is superior. I had two girls first. I was grateful to God but that didn't stop me from yearning for a son.

We used thermometer to predict ovulation and that's how we got our two sons. The thermometer method is just the same as predicting when ovulation will occur. It's often signalled by a slightly raised anal temperature

BlongTrendies:
I am very sorry to say: this is pure wickedness. I can feel your situation. I have three girls too. My husbands family also use every opportunity to insult me and downgrade all my efforts. You don't have a child was the song they kept singing for me. All they kept saying was that i have borne house helps for them to help them with chores. I should give them out to them when they are old enough. I had to save my family from them by moving into another location.

Guess what, i had a strange sickness last year which left me paralysed for sometime. My inlaws never for once, spoke on how to care for me and the children. They had meetings with my husband on how to split my own girls when i am not dead. My last girl was 6 months old at the time. My brother in-law who had no child said he wanted to take the baby. This is someone no one knows where he lives. Their explanation was that i will concentrate on being better. I cried to God and my miracle happened. I stood up and started walking. I now understood the kind of family i am married to. I have stood my ground and drew a line for all of them.

I never had a mother to train me. I dont want any more children. I will use all i have to give my girls the best of what life has to offer.

I am glad you have a job. Concentrate on yourself on how to save and train those children. I hate to tell you this: You need to be strong for them because your husband might end up disappointing you in the long run if he is easily influenced and pressurized by his family. Stop having kids. Continue to pray for your husband. Talk to God in front of your kids. Love them. Prayer works wonder.

I have been there and i have friends who have suffered same fate. I have a neighbour. Her husband made her have 9 girls. He left her due to family pressure. He had 3 other women in Nigeria, they had 3, 4, and 2 girls respectively. He traveled out to Germany, married a white woman. He has 2 girls from her too.
Clean your eyes this moment. Garbage in Garbage out we use to say those days. It is what he has deposited he is bringing forth. Don't be hard on yourself. It is not your fault. It is well if he refuses to understand. Focus on your job, your life, your kids and health. I wish you safe delivery in advance.

9 +3+4+2+2= 20 girls!!!
That man na original Abigirl.

Such a desperate man would have benefited from sex-selection- based IVF.
Just N3m at Medical Arts at Maryland. I hope they haven't increased the amount since they're the most successful in Nigeria.

It's OK to want BOTH boys and girls. None is superior. I had two girls first. I was grateful to God but that didn't stop me from yearning for a son.

We used thermometer to predict ovulation and that's how we got our two sons. The thermometer method is just the same as predicting when ovulation will occur. It's often signalled by a slightly raised anal temperature.

Anybody who's close to the governor reading this can suggest to him to reach out to Igbos who are being chased out of Lagos.
If Computer Village or Alaba can relocate to this place, other tribes will travel there to make purchases. More IGR for Ebonyi and growth for Igbo commerce.

Our politicians have taken the job of comedians.

The beauty is that they control the entire security apparatus.
And they're using it against their own people.
Northern elite holds their subordinates with indescribable contempt

PassingShot:
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Keep crying in the name of consoling yourself over your loss in 2015 and 2019.

Who's crying? The people that voted Bubu or those that didn't vote for him?
The joke is on you, Sir

Izongdave:
Speaking as an APC supporter, we don't need foreign reserve, we need local ones.....

I liked your post because it's truly funny

Focusmind:
He should also work on human capacity development. Physical development without equivalent human capital development is always a recipe for disaster.

This is why I laugh when I see people praising government for constructing road. The quality of human being in any society determines the course of trajectory for that society. If he fails to develop the mental capacity of Ebonyi/ Abakiliki people, those beautiful infrastructure would not make any sense.

When I see the beatification of Lagos, through planting of flowers and green grasses, I just laughed because at the end, only agberos and touts will occupy those beautiful parks and garden. See all the parks and green areas started by Fashola, Lagosians doesn't visit those places because they are all den of agberos and people mess up the lawns with impunity.

It tells you the kind of quality and thinking of the human beings inhabiting the place,

Kudos to Umahi any way.

Let me tell you what he's doing on that. Each autonomous community has a Development Leader appointed by Umahi. They're given targets for enrollment of out of school children, inspection of the health centre and vocational centre for training adults.
Umahi didn't come to play!
Yes, he's making money by awarding the contracts to his company, but he's using direct local labour, so the money goes round the benefitting community.
His mission is to change Ebonyi to amaze and confound the other Igbos who look at Ebonyi as underdogs and it's working. For a man who suffered inferiority for coming from Ohaozara, it makes sense.
Many people from Abia and Anambra are rushing to Afikpo to buy land and shops

NigeriaBam:
HOPE YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE PART OF THE NORTHERN PROBLEM
THAT EMIR AGAIN:
Here comes a man whose only franchise is the circumstance of his birth.
Who from cradle has been catered for by the commonwealth.
Giving us reasons for poverty.
What does he know about poverty?

There are polygamous families in Kwara, Ekiti, Osun, Ogun, Lagos, Benue, Kaduna, Plateau, Taraba, etc.
Why are they not having almajiri children?

Tell that loquacious man that the presence of idle blood suckers like him gave rise to that societal aberration.
Emir Sanusi, his friends and their lifestyle is what is responsible for poverty in the north.
Their greed and corruption is responsible for northern poverty.

Those idle machines they acquire at the cost of the commonwealth, if converted to a factory can ease poverty.
Emir Sanusi rides a N400m phantom.
That can open 40 cottage industry of N10m each employing 15 people directly and countless down chain of beneficiaries.
From one car alone, that he seldom use, 150 people can be lifted out of poverty.
He has more than 5 others cars of similar value.

He want to pontificate and pose as a messiah and helper to the poor.
To do that, is not a TV project.
Emir of Bauchi has 3000 of such almajiri he is schooling and taking care of.
He has never come on TV to abuse people.

We are not by this encouraging irresponsible marriages and births.
But castigating such culture should not come from anyone who eats from it.
Sanusi should resign as a custodian of culture then he can be a voice against it.
His meal is secured strictly because of those almajiri.
You want to reform the culture you swore to uphold?
Stop confusing the thunder abeg.

~ Johnson Andrew

Don't mind the hypocrite. He married a young wife to continue their hobby of procreating

ifdaeg:
Emir Sanusi is just like every other Nigerian politician saying one thing and doing the opposite. As cbn governor Emir Sanusi did nothing in the North to improve the education and eradicate alamjiri system now he's talking. When he was newly crowned Emir, his wealthy and influential friends asked what they can do to support him. He didn't ask for funding of education for some kids under his emirate, He didn't ask for health care facilities in his Emirate etc, He asked them to buy him a new Rolls Royce because He can't afford to use the Rolls Royce in the palace as it is out dated . Talk is cheap that's what I learnt with Buhari 2015 'Change ' campaign. The Emir is preaching what He will never practice. Funny enough Nigerians can trust so easily that's why we're so easy to manipulate.

Don't mind the hypocrite.
He also married a young wife to continue their hobby of procreating

nkpommpko:
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/320265

Masturbation is a normal and healthy sexual activity with few side effects. Many bizarre claims surround masturbation, such as going blind, and most of these claims are untrue.
Masturbation is when an individual stimulates their genitals for sexual pleasure, which may or may not lead to orgasm. Masturbation is common among men and women of all ages and plays a role in healthy sexual development.
Research has found that among adolescents aged 14–17 years in the United States, around 74 percent of males and 48 percent of females masturbate.
Among older adults, roughly 63 percent of men and 32 percent of women between 57 and 64 years of age masturbate.
People masturbate for many reasons. These include pleasure, enjoyment, fun, and tension release. Some individuals masturbate alone, while others masturbate with a partner.

The people involved say it's ruining their lives. You're telling them it's harmless. Are you involved?

thelastmediator:
Can you take your name out of the write up and save your parents investment on you. It's obvious you aren't scared of consequences.

That can't be his real name. He must be one of the students expelled for hard drugs recently. They have resorted to this blackmail because the university, being a Christian school, is unyielding to their pressure to be reabsorbed. The school is resolute to stamp out hard drugs and rape among the students as anybody caught must face expulsion even at 400level.

Cheap ineffectual blackmail!
Use that energy to write JAMB

We have always known this.
Just that it's getting worse

Originalsly:
Heroin?...that one be another level. Let me share one more from the street. Winter... bitter cold.. everybody buried in layersss of warm clothing and a winter coat/jacket above everything else. Sitting on the subway... next stop.. door opens... White guy... around 6 ft 2 enters...army built type... stands in the doorway... normal thing... jeans... tee shirt... jacket folded in his arms... hmmmm.... is he not cold??... the guy begins to sweat... and sweat... and sweat... sweat begin to drain off him and start form poodle on the floor.... my brain froze. Later consulted my sister... RN... she without missing a beat... said heroin... and that's one of the worse if not the worse. Basically... the brain would demand heroin... and disrupt normal body functions to meet its demand. In the case.... speed up the heart rate... drive up the body temperature...put the body in overheat.... if that doesn't work.... it can make him feel as if he is freezing.... it can make him feel pains all over his body etc. Helped me understand why addicts will do anything.... anything to satisfy that immediate craving.
No drug addict ever.... ever thought for a moment... that he can be addicted. Start on that road.... some are lucky they got off on time.

This is horrible!
I'm just hearing of these terms

They're milking this issue.
What's all this publicity naa?

12345baba:
Governor chukwuzulum

Sounds sweet and meaningful.
Chukwuzulum

Fideo:
Southwest cleaning up? wonder maybe it's part of the Amotekun plan? soon we see amotekun airway/line, amotekun hospitals etc. Yaro's can go back to their goro trees

Exactly my thoughts. Economic Amotekun. You win without shooting and without gun.
Up Yorubas

Tell it to that Hausa HOR member with four wives and 27 children

50,000 orphans!!
Plus the 27 babies manufactured by that HOR member.
The North is the problem with Nigeria

mignone:
Oh well, I get u sir bt I still think bodies differ. For me, it's hard to stay physically/mentally active on empty stomach;d result is tiredness&fever-like headache which has been found out to be caused by low blood sugar levels.
Taking a light meal to avert a condition as mine &like u mentioned, emptying d bowel in the morning is a good idea.

This happens to me too.
So this is the explanation

bigiyaro:
they are reaping the rewards of sponsoring terrorism.

I wanted to like your post, but I restrained myself.
I heard that Turkey is sponsoring Boko Haram with the tacit approval of our government.

The truth is coming out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxV8PhPNmrE

So it has ended and I wasn't told?

The truth is coming out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxV8PhPNmrE

So he has stopped supplying them weapons

Powersurge:
The policing system in NIgeria is terribly wrong.

I saw the miscreant Arewa group launching northern security. The name alone even show bitterness. What they failed to understand is that they have lost NC long time ago.

The north (with exception of NC which I now see as part of the South), is not in a very good position to enforce things.

If we sneeze here, poverty rate will triple there. For a start, desertification is happening over there. If we begin to seriously look into anti grazing laws, your herds will go and be eating desert sands in the north. No water, no vegetations and you dey do "shege" for people that could send you into oblivion.

And if we try a one- week boycott of their farm produce.....

Dreams come true!
Oluwa!

They can have an open-door meeting if they like.
They have Nigeria in their pocket. For this time

Will the VP join?

Dvin:
The rate at which men are dying ontop of ladies is alarming. About 7 different cases of this has been reported this year. It made me more curious in the sense that in each case it was always in the act of adultery/fornication.
My question is why is it that men never die on top of their wives?

Adultery goes with secrecy which pumps blood to the brain. This is never the case with a wife who he's relaxed with. The man's also under pressure to impress, to perform. He knows the wife will accept him whether he performs superbly or not.
So add the vim which performance enhancing drugs will give to secrecy and performance anxiety. These are enough to kill

17 husbands versus 36 wives!
If it's a competition, the women...

I shouldn't post nonsense