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Sports › Re: My Experience Learning How To Actually Swim The First Time. by sammyesx: 4:38pm On Jul 19, 2020
I was guilty of ur second tip the first time I went to a pool, mehn I think say na by gra gra

I was literally fighting the water until I had muscle pull, then I came out, took a sit and was

Watching. I saw a girl swimming so effortlessly, I kept observing her,, then I went back into

The pool. I con dey do am small small, naso I take Sabi swim.
Romance › Re: I Told Her I Wouldn't Have Sex Until I'm Married. Now, This Is Happening! by sammyesx: 4:11pm On Jul 16, 2020
If u have money to spare give to her, if u don't have....

Stick to the road ahead not the path behind - zedicus zul zorander
Nairaland General › Re: Giveaway Time by sammyesx:
[quote author=Gentlerassky post=91472409]The next giveaway will start after this post and it’ll be chosen at random.

Good luck guys

FYI- no proof no money.

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Politics › Re: Zamfara Banditry: We Will Use Kinetic Approach - Buratai by sammyesx: 10:12am On Jul 07, 2020
The higher the kinetic energy the higher the collision.
Nairaland General › Re: Giveaway Time by sammyesx:
Gentlerassky:
I’ll start showing love again later today.

It’s a little token but I hope it’ll put a smile on someone’s face.

I will give 50,000 naira each to two lucky winners but that will be in another post.

Good night my good people of NL.
Romance › Re: Ladies We Meet Online. by sammyesx: 6:15pm On Jul 06, 2020
Lolz,, she is the war, the chat indaboski, guy u no go kill person.
Romance › Re: Yahooboys Motivational Quotes by sammyesx: 1:55pm On Jun 24, 2020
Street na general market you fit pick too

Who go better go better na time eh go take
Celebrities › Re: Domestic Violence: Chioma Reacts "Davido Has Never Beaten Me. I Didn't Push Him" by sammyesx: 2:39pm On Jun 17, 2020
Bloggers and celebrities be like

Romance › Re: Bobrisky Visits His Dad Dressed As A Guy by sammyesx: 4:34pm On Jun 16, 2020
xendra:
And please forgive the woman that gave birth to you by mistake.

What has my post to bobrisky and his likes got to do with a man offending anybodyhuh na so una dey put una sef for mouth.
I understand your problem, don't let me multiply it,, go in peace.
Romance › Re: Bobrisky Visits His Dad Dressed As A Guy by sammyesx: 2:24pm On Jun 16, 2020
xendra:
las Las he is male. he may act up all he wants like they all do, but he is what he is.
Pls forgive the man that offended you
Sports › Re: Top 10 Nigerian Footballers In Premier League History by sammyesx: 2:13pm On Jun 16, 2020
I think Mikel obi is highly underrated, in football wen u rate players u rate them by their longevity and achievements. Chelsea was

One of the best club during that period they contested for the league title yearly, Chelsea had the funds to purchase World class

DM but they decided to keep Mikel, he was not scoring but different coaches decided to keep him means he has something special

he offered the team. Mascherano scored only one goal through out is barca carear yet he was an undisputed starter. Despite barca

Being an attacking team busquet has less than 30 goals for barca.

Mikel is in fact the best nigerian player to have played in the epl
Romance › Re: I Am Stucked In A Love Triangle And Not Sure About The Right Girl To Marry! by sammyesx: 11:21pm On Jun 09, 2020
Why do people always feel any mature lady acting nice is not being real,
It's not fair now.
Travel › Re: Nigeria Passport In 1982 When $1164.84 Was N800 by sammyesx: 4:13pm On Jun 05, 2020
There was a country

Politics › Re: Major Ibrahim Babangida And Mamman Vatsa In Okigwe In 1969 (Throwback Photo) by sammyesx: 4:01pm On Jun 05, 2020
Times flies,, all that one is in the pass life,,, baba Ti mature, gbogbo belle ti Di large size
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Just Confessed She Fornicated Inside The Church by sammyesx: 3:24pm On May 25, 2020
O le te obinrin lorun
O le te obinrin lorun
To ba te obinrin lorun
O le te ashana lorun (Wonma do)
O ba gbe lo location (Wonma do)
Fowo shey renovation (Wonma do)
Ko fine bi ti Rihanna (Wonma do)
K'epon eh dun bi banana (Wonma do)
O ba mo jo bi Chris Brown (Wonma do)
Fa koko bi Bobby Brown (Wonma do)
Wa light eh biti lantern (Wonma do)
Wa light eh biti lantern (Wonma do)
O ba fi ake kori (Wonma do)
Oshey nkan osu o fun lori (Wonma do)
To ba wu eh ko lo magun (Wonma do)
Wa fun doggy ah lagun (Wonma do)
O ba ma tete cum (Wonma do)
O ba lo tramadol (Wonma do)
O ba mo Shina Peller (Wonma do)
Birthday gift ko ra Venza (Wonma do)
O ba fresh bi ti Phyno (Wonma do)
Ki oko eh le bi ti Diplo (Wonma do)
O ba lowo bi Puppy (Wonma do)
Gbe lo yankee fun shopping (Wonma do)
Bo wun eh shey introduction (Wonma do)
And so what? Pe eshey wedding (Wonma do)
E ba do ra yin loyun (Wonma do)
Two months after naming (Wonma do)
Do do (Wonma do)
Do do do (Wonma do)
Lateyin biti doggy (Wonma do)
Lati waju missionary (Wonma do)
Standing ovation ni Kitchen (Wonma do)
Touch your toe labe shower (Wonma do)
Who are you (Wonma do)
Iwo ti won ti do iyawo eh (Wonma do)
Koto ka gidi bori (Wonma do)
Biti fan Ndubisi (Wonma do)
Coldstone, o ba ra sharwarma (Wonma do)
Ki kini abe eh dabi Cassava (Wonma do)
Kun soju biti ta tike (Wonma do)
Contract bag bi ti Sidibe (Wonma do)
O ba hot bi ti Aboniki (Wonma do)
O ba mu ko ni sho nibi (Wonma do)
Gbe sori bi irun Taribo (Wonma do)
Pamukutu biti t'Awilo (Wonma do)
O'n wa benz, Igba yen nko? (Wonma do)
With your two million, bata yen nko (Wonma do)
IPhone X for attention (Wonma do)
10k dolls for her make up (Wonma do)
Hello bros e ti sinwiri (Wonma do)
Why your brain come dry biti kilishi (Wonma do)
We dey tell you now you dey shagidi (Wonma do)
Nitori pe o shey obo tintini (Wonma do)
I love you, I love you (Wonma do)
That one na for your pocket (Wonma do)
O'n roko leyin office (Wonma do)
O de'n shey biti novice (Wonma do)
Before you Jabulani (Wonma do)
Sho mo pe o like ball biti Nani (Wonma do)
O gbe bag fun ra e dani (Wonma do)
Oju kan werre wo ladani (Wonma do)
Sweety Potato (Wonma do)
My honey my honey (Wonma do)
Awon aye akamara (Wonma do)
Wa lo gbo bi Kampala (Wonma do)
Wonma do (Wonma do)
Wonma do (Wonma do)
Wonma do (Wonma do)
Wonma do (Wonma do)
E ma shey jeje oh (Wonma do)
Awon eyan para (Wonma do)
Ehhh!
Romance › Re: I'm Dating Her Friend Now She's Getting Jealous by sammyesx: 2:42pm On May 23, 2020
Am getting jealous, Don wanna see u with anybody
Romance › Re: Guys, Stop Crying. Your Girlfriend Doesn't Belong To You Alone by sammyesx:
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Kim Jong-Un Makes A Public Appearance For The First Time In Weeks by sammyesx: 11:05am On May 02, 2020
The whole world dey fear this man except him tailor grin grin
Romance › Re: Please I Need Advise On A Girl I Met On Strictlyhookup.com by sammyesx: 12:39pm On Apr 18, 2020
InternetUser:
Funny thing is I never thought of having anything to do with people around me since I met her.
The elders will say that " a man that has seen the dance of a snake does not get
Enticed by that of a millipede"
Romance › Re: Ladies: Before you feel the butterflies. by sammyesx: 3:46pm On Apr 04, 2020
Nigerianization:
What makes for a successful human relationship at all levels are...
1: Respect: Some women respect their pastors and bosses more than their spouses.. Same for some men.
2: Commitment: Some of us studied courses that we don't like but still made good grades. Same for love relationship... Eccl 9vs 10
3: Tolerance: Too much expectation leads to frustration.
4: Decision: Whatever thing good that attracted you to me must be sustained by me and vice versa
5: Communication: Every relationship must have what I call DEFINITION OF TERMS
We must define the following
A: acceptable and unacceptable behavioural standards
B: duties, roles and boundaries
C: pardonable and unpardonable relationship sins Eg. Cheating, physical abuse, verbal abuse etc.
D: financial rights and limits
E: role and limitations of third parties in our relationship.

Can two work together except they agree??
Spot on
Spoken like Dr Daniel akpata
Romance › Re: You Can Only Isolate With One Celebrity. Who Are You Picking? by sammyesx: 1:17pm On Mar 27, 2020
jawalis:
LALA ANTHONY.
if you ever watched “Power”
Correct guy
Romance › Re: 3 Wicked Things I'll Do If I Become The President by sammyesx: 1:33pm On Mar 23, 2020
iLegendd:
Wow! There must really be logic behind your number 1 and 2. I have figured out 50% of it, but the remaining 50%, I don't know. Could you elaborate?
1. It will increase employment and also force employers to treat their staffs properly, bcus they are the reason the organisation is not paying tax
2. It will force people to start thinking of investing instead of keeping money idle in the bank, there by creating more employment opportunities
Romance › Re: 3 Wicked Things I'll Do If I Become The President by sammyesx: 11:51am On Mar 23, 2020
1. Any organisation that has over 200 staff will not pay tax
2. Anybody with over 50 million naira in his bank account will be paying 10% of it as tax every month.
3.stable electricity
Health › Re: My Coronavirus Panic Experience by sammyesx: 11:26am On Mar 23, 2020
The idea is to spread panic,,, fear is the only thing that makes Nigerians to think straight,, imagine my neighbours telling me that all this corona story are cooked up. Just imagine
Health › Re: Edo Records First Coronavirus Case: 35 Cases Now Confirmed In Nigeria by sammyesx: 11:15am On Mar 23, 2020
Winter is here
God help us all
Romance › Re: I Want To Bleep A Reverend Sister.. by sammyesx: 7:29am On Mar 22, 2020
Jesus wept
Romance › Re: I'm Giving Out Recharge Cards To 20 People Who Can Get This Correctly by sammyesx:
Enemyofdarkness:
Today is a good day so I feel like dashing out something but everything comes with a price lol.

So I'm giving out recharge cards to 20 persons here that can get this
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Romance › Re: Am Giving Up On Relationships by sammyesx: 1:12pm On Mar 21, 2020
Romanoff:
What's there to lose if you get friendzoned.

Isn't it better to gain a friend than to get an ex?
Ladies friendzone a guy mostly bcus there is something they are benefitting from him or they are with something else,, the guy will keep on hoping that some days she will reciprocate the feeling,, but for how long? Its tiring and frustrating. Being an 'ex', you know u ve tired and it didn't work out. Beside when people cheat they mostly cheat with there 'ex' not friend, lolz

Las las its based on individual,,, different strokes for different folk
Romance › Re: Am Giving Up On Relationships by sammyesx: 4:50pm On Mar 19, 2020
Romanoff:
If you want to have any meaningful relationship, start as friends. Keep your feelings and get to know the person first.

When you two have a solid foundation, you can now put relationship on it, then marriage. A lot of these posts wey Una dey post go reduce if una follow this rule.
There is a high probability of getting friendzone if it takes too long,, it's better to define the relationship from start
If it works, fine. If it doesn't you bounce
Romance › Re: She Said She's Not Interested But Gets Angry When She Sees Me With A Girl. by sammyesx: 1:21pm On Mar 19, 2020
misreal:
The trouble is not that she wants to marry you, the trouble is that women loves it when a man gives them attention.you gave her attention and withdrew it, now wants it back.she wants the attention till the day she gets married oh.
If i were you, i will just ignore her and move on with my life.

Romance › Re: Erigga Advise Young Men To Stay Away From Yahoo Boy’s Girlfriend. by sammyesx: 12:53pm On Mar 19, 2020
Guy stand up hustle, na only ashawo dey make money for bed ( in erriga's voice).

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