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christejames:
Tinubu, a self acclaimed accountant that is scared of statistics...


No be juju be that?



And he wants to lead a heterogeneous country like Nigeria?

Fake accountant. If someone who claims to be an accountant hates numbers, his accounting degree should be questioned.

JayyXXX:
This lady though..

No big and rumpled stomach.
No falling breast.
No bleaching skin.
No tinted hair.
No yansh and breast surgery.
No excessive make-up.
No clout chasing.
No bitterness/feminism bullshit.
No controversy.

She's a Queen.

Most or all of the things you've mentioned are common with BBNaija yeyebrities and not people that have seen the rise and fall of civilization.

abdullahiyuuf6:
I applaud the Nigerian army for sticking and adhering to its norms and ethics.Otherwise the military will be rendered unorganized and undisciplined just the way the civilian corrupt system has disorganised the public civil service and rendered it a corrupt and most undisciplined government machinery the country had ever known.The average Nigerian most especially the youth of today do not seem to understand the difference between a society without proper ethics and norms and a properly organised society with ethics simply because most of them were born in an era that corrupt politicians are having sway.To most of them corrupt and unethical acts are what they have seen from the time they were born and so to them these are normal acts.The army to me should go further by completely dissecting its members from the social media otherwise the new officers will end up patronising the social media so much that the service will be affected by the lies and lack of etiquette of the social media practice.Long live the federal republic of Nigeria.

Learn to organize your writing in short paragraphs to help those reading. What you've said makes sense but could be a little touch for one to read.

Nijablast:
Jagaban has landed
The tormentor of Obituaries
They will cry again today

One day one trouble. Let's wait for the nnonsense he'll say today.

seborrhic:
They probably using the stroke story to cover up something much more chronic and fatal.
With a stroke,no matter your recovery rate,you would still manifest some level of weakness if not outright paralysis of any of your limbs or a speech defect.This is a man with full use of his limbs and no obvious mouth or face distortion.
Severe,drastic weight loss is also not a classical symptom of stroke.
Though I am not saying it is,but without a fuller,more truthful information,from his appearance and forced bubbly nature,it looks like a man that has been diagnosed with a terminal illness,has accepted the terminal nature of his diagnosis and is doing all his best to live the remaining years of his life with as much fun as he can.
It could also be testicular cancer and the severe weight loss is coming from the disease and the aggressive nature of the treatment he has been receiving.

Your submission is valid.

Greenscientist:
To me, out of all the African country, Ghana is the worst. Forget about 3-2 outcome, They cannot make 10 complete passes, dribble the opponent and they are not good defensively too.

They have a poor defense but they played well else the game wouldn't have ended 3-2.

Moh247:
Taaa, success pass success

One is a corrupt trader and importer, the other is a major manufacturer,producer and exporter

You can only compare Tinubu and Dangote

You wetin you be? Ritualist!

ayanjamz:
So, how much is a new catalyst for this car (Pontiac torrent 2008). The price am seeing on eBay with shipment is killing... My Ogas please, help this mechanic with the likely price in Nigeria

Get them to pay for it and then close the case.

Ifeco555:
Got equipped with the skill in my department at MTN connect, so if you need it sir, just get in touch, we will give you the best

How does it work? How much?

festacman:
A CJN should convey an aura of mystery and sacredness through his deliberate TACITURN disposition at public functions.

Justice Olukayode Ariwoola might be an expert in interpreting Nigerian laws but he is damn politically NAIVE. Yes, he was trying to make a joke at a gala night but he coined it wrongly and might have set himself up for petitions as a politically biased CJN and I expect Atiku Abubakar to go to work immediately.

By the way, the damage Gov. Nyesom Wike did to Judiciary will unravel in years to come as a big scandal.

You are right. I'm sad that a man of his class is still lacking in common sense. Now, these guys can team up against him.

lhordspy:
Who's your daddy now?

But they couldn't even make a down payment on the roasted corn of that transmission.

ganisucks:
Tinubu: They couldn't even make a down payment on the roasted corn of that transmission.

I heard it.

[quote author=udofia234 post=118650806][/quote]Afo'do ata eti etuk ay!n.

Mstravelindiva:
Enjoyed playing a few games at Rafia Palms too, lots of fun and local vibes!

You never told us where you are coming from or your nationality.

udofia234:
Baba! no be so nah!!! Me self I go come add salt to her injury again?

Udofia nkukim! Bum aye tuk nkun yak asio mkpo

bndimagery:
They will tell you everyday that the government will diversify away from oil yet the story is no different

Away from oil the only booming government income is more Taxes

Away from oil to where? Don't you understand that Nigeria government is very lazy and can't manage any good business to make profit?

Cosmatikka:
Seun Osewa should endeavour to rid nairaland of lbiots like the poster.

The major problem is that they don't know anything and hardly make progress in life. All they think about is hate: what or who to hate.

goodheart01:
Oh God!! How could I stoop so low. The moment I read “retired gambler” I didn’t bother reading. I can see that’s your only life’s achievement.

Make sure not to gamble your parents and loved ones away Mr. Retired gambler

Next thread pls!

Hahaha

Cross my lane and I'd come out of retirement and use you to buy sure two odds.

ibechris:
My aunty expects me to be doing dishes, sweeping and mopping.


If na me be ur aunty,I will beat u join.

As a banker,I was helping in the kitchen. Every day I used to mop the whole house before going to work and today,I feel very fulfilled for the things I did for her.

See this one complaining.

Guy,u are not trained at all. U think going to University makes u a big boy. This shows how pampered u are. Na ur type dey expect food without helping out in the kitchen.

In my father's house,whether a boy or girl,u must be in the kitchen to help out in the cooking. There was simply no excuse for that because my father wouldn't take that.

I like the parent you'd become already. Give them hot hot.

Seriously, no Nigerian child has come to regret the tough training we got from our parents way back.

In these tough times of Nigeria, we've come out stronger and doing well against all odds.

Life can be very easy in Nigeria: the tougher your parents make you to be, the higher the probability of subduing the hardship you'd face in Nigeria.

Kobicove:
Atiku is wasting his time, Nigeria's next president must be a southerner!

That's all we want. The North must be fair to us.

whofoolwho:
In as much as I do not support another northerner ruling after buhari's eight years in office.I must say that wike can lie more than the devil.he is lying and keep deciving the south with his false agenda of fighting for justice and equity for the south.please remember that the primary didn't start today.Prior to the primary wike was the person that worked to remove Secondus as Pdp chairman believing that he has already secured the north through Tanbuali, he frustrated Umahi, Ayade out of pdp.He moved against Obasseki but couldn't push him out of the party believing that he will eventually be the only strong contender left in the pdp if it is eventually zoned to the south.He was out smarted by Atiku when he said that he will not contest if the party zones the presidential spot to the east, if not that it should be thrown open. Wike lobbied and frustrated peter Obi out of Pdp by financially influencing the Anambra deligates and propagating the idea that peter obi dose not have what it takes to win the primary.
Wike, lobbied that the race should be thrown open instead of zoning it to southeast believing that Tanbual will work for him and the amount he has spent on the delegates. Eventually we know the out come of the primary and how he was disappointed by his northern allies.After the primary Wike spent money and lobbied the committee raised by pdp to select possible vice presidential candidate for Atiku headed by Otorm.wike was the preferred candidate for the position but Ayu convinced Atiku to choose Okowa.After Atiku picked Okowa this whole Wlke reality show started.My question to every Southern person is, If Atiku had picked Wike as his vice do you believe that Wike will be playing the southern equity and justice card.lets be wise and know when politician are using us for their personal gains.

Well, at the end of the day, I believe a Southerner would emerge. That's my prayer.

goodheart01:
And u shut that shit hole on your face. There’s no such thing as match fixing in a World Cup. Atleast I’m much older than u to know that. Bloody kids here.... Stop making excuses for your ewu gambia. He flopped today. Accept it like a man u claim to be and stop the childish excuse.... Oh I forgot you’re a child indeed

Of course I know u are a Messi fan, u didn’t need to repeat it again.

You dumbskull, what makes you think you're older than me? Let me school you, I'm a retired gambler. I've paid big for KEYs and they don't fail. Find out what KEY is in coupon. In those days, I could predict draws before the games are being played. How was that possible? Coincident? Nope! World cup or no world cup, the gods of football decides what they want.

Kobonaire234:
Good teams also lose matches.

Nothing like arranged match.

Believe what you want. Game was screwed.

Kobonaire234:
You betting people suppose know that there is a risk that even the best football team might lose a match..once in a while.?

Guy, leave that thing.

goodheart01:
Can u hear yourself? Do u know how silly u sound? How can they arrange World Cup match against Argentina?

You Messi fans will not cease to amaze me with ya bullshit. Accept the loss in peace biko and stop spewing trash

Shut that trap. I'm a Messi fan. This is football and sh!t happens all the time. I don't believe in the sincerity of football. They know a lot of people would bet on Argentina to win so they make it flop.

sleekybaba:
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Argentina wills till qualify. Losing first game is not a measurement to your next games performance and results... Relax

Of course, they'd still qualify after making millions of dollars for the management because of their flop. Do you know how much millions of people have lost through betting for a tiny game that they were supposed to win?

yahoodetector:
Don't play with Bet Mafia! They know many people bet billions on Argentina.

This was arranged!

Purely arranged.

That's why I tell people not to take football serious. Qatar no just come to host world cup. It's a big business.

Imagine the millions of people people that have lost their bet as a result of this game.

Opinedecandid:
Ohhhh.
Mmekop

No shaking. Let's see how Tinubu or Atiku would win Akwa Ibom. In February 2023, even you will see the difference between thirteen and duopetta.