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RomanceRe: Nigerian Women Need To Quit This Habit by samysmoothfresh: 10:58am On Nov 16, 2018
Reinah:
OP didn't say anything about exchanging sex for gifts, which in the honest sense, is what most relationships are already about; if guy spends, girl opens.

The topic is only about begging, which may not have to do with sex and yes, girls see as an ability, something they have to master and increase their rep. The same way getting under skirts easily is an 'ability' for guys tongue

The meme tho grin grin
Ok.....i get you now


but will you open if a man spends?

RomanceRe: 2 Ladies Docked For Fighting Over Lover by samysmoothfresh: 8:23am On Nov 16, 2018
This is what happens when boo has 6 diffrent shops in onitsha and 8 other shops in aba



igbo girls no dey take eye see their boys wey get more then 3 shops make dem no fall in love..........they must fall inlove and fight for am

RomanceRe: Nigerian Women Need To Quit This Habit by samysmoothfresh: 8:19am On Nov 16, 2018
Reinah:
The thing I've realized is, girls use their ability to get gifts and money from guys to brag amidst their clique. The same way guys use their ability to get ladies laid to brag amidst other guys.

Yunno, there is this rep these girls get when they are telling their friends how they got this and that from a guy, how much he spent on them, yen yen yen..That is why a girl would ask for take away when you go out on a date, she has to show her friends that the guy she went out with is a cheerful spender grin
It is the same rep guys get when the number of girls they sleep with increases.

For some, they just use it to evaluate themselves, it gives them the assurance that they are hot cakes, beautiful and smart enough to get whatever they want from a guy.

Las las, this is common with immature people ( both genders).. Comes with phase and age, mostly university students and later, they realize it doesn't worth it.
hmmmm So begging and/or exchanging sex for gifts and money is now an ability

RomanceRe: Zubairu, Student Buys Nihat, 16-Year-Old Girlfriend A Benz And iPhone X Max by samysmoothfresh: 8:11am On Nov 16, 2018
HungerMustGo:
Nigeria men Me and some Nigerian men like me are the dumbest on earth.

A lady that will dump you for another guy and mock you afterwards.

I can bet that he never bought a bicycle for his suffering mum.
RomanceRe: Zubairu, Student Buys Nihat, 16-Year-Old Girlfriend A Benz And iPhone X Max by samysmoothfresh: 8:10am On Nov 16, 2018
highpriestess:
The person that is above the person that is above Me, just shut the fvck up.


Nobody caused your frustration this morning.
shut up!!

RomanceRe: Zubairu, Student Buys Nihat, 16-Year-Old Girlfriend A Benz And iPhone X Max by samysmoothfresh: 8:02am On Nov 16, 2018
The guy is either a yahoo boy showing appreciation to the girl for allowing him use her pant and destiny OR he is the son of one of these senseless cows in government milking our country dry



which ever case, i salute his courage and stupidity!!!

RomanceRe: 19 Year Old Student Surprises His 16-year-old Girlfriend With A Benz by samysmoothfresh: 7:55am On Nov 16, 2018
swiz123:
The EFCC should arrest him for choosing to be stupid with his fraud money
he is not stupid, he is only showing appreciation to the girl for allowing him use her pant and destiny


if you know you know

RomanceRe: Why Are Some Guys Just Useless? by samysmoothfresh: 7:49am On Nov 16, 2018
funmisticqueen:
Since when did facebook start censoring words?
Allaboutkatiee:
Don't get on my nerves this evening
I won't ignore you like the other bitches do
You want to see proof yeah? undecided
Or I should give you my Fb handle tongue
see this two fake people dey form detective on top each other head

if you know you know

RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Of Eight Years Is Getting Married This Saturday by samysmoothfresh: 7:38am On Nov 16, 2018
ChopBellefull:
Guy ds girls wicked die. Same babe i saw climb bike wit anoda guy, came back nd ws telling me z her cousin i no talk. I wan ride da pvssy till e enta scrap value. Shey u cn lie na, and me no get sense grin grin

RomanceRe: Pastor Exposed After Abducting And Sleeping With Married Woman In Edo by samysmoothfresh: 9:49pm On Nov 15, 2018
lefulefu:
e get one church wey i see one time na sharp sharp ministry dem dey call am. Na d ones wey get weird names dey commit d most atrocities. There is another one for here wey dey claim to produce magic dollars and pounds for pp wey dey look for instant miracle wealth. I think the pastor of this particular church lost im wife to childbirth some two sundays ago.
this one just weak me

why the bros no use e power save e wife na


anyways i no too dey blame these pastors sha


na the members wey dey always find miracle i blame
RomanceRe: Pastor Exposed After Abducting And Sleeping With Married Woman In Edo by samysmoothfresh: 9:45pm On Nov 15, 2018
lefulefu:
dat one no be new tin again for here.na normal tin to see some pastors dey do dhier church under tree or dem use d small frontage of their housecheesy. Dhier own na to fuk married women wey dey attend d church and to exhort money from im members. U go see a pastor wey first dey use leg dey waka after some months e go start to dey wear expensive suits and go buy a ride. E go tell im members na God's grace dey change im life and dat im members no too dey close to God and dats why dem broke. Na few of the pastors here dey do d ministry with their heart. D rest na jus to fleece their memberscheesy.

RomanceRe: Pastor Exposed After Abducting And Sleeping With Married Woman In Edo by samysmoothfresh: 9:41pm On Nov 15, 2018
WinningEleven:
guy, stop stalking me angry
shut up!!

RomanceRe: Pastor Exposed After Abducting And Sleeping With Married Woman In Edo by samysmoothfresh: 9:38pm On Nov 15, 2018
Homeboiy:
lol no be lie

billboard and co

see museum, na church poster round am
i dey tell you bro

and na so most of them get some kind weird names


if their name of church no weird, na the title of their program go get as e be cheesy
RomanceRe: Pastor Exposed After Abducting And Sleeping With Married Woman In Edo by samysmoothfresh: 9:34pm On Nov 15, 2018
lefulefu:
i wont counter u on dis cos na the truth u yarncheesy. Every street and kuro kuro corner u must see three or four churches. Church na big business for benin oocheesy. Even abandoned factory buildings dem don convert most to churches sefcheesy.
cheesy cheesy
for benin, church dey go on under mango tree sef...........


All these pastors no just get joy again cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Are Some Guys Just Useless? by samysmoothfresh: 9:16pm On Nov 15, 2018
swiz123:
Bad market for the gold digger; she met a broke illiterate grin

RomanceRe: Pastor Exposed After Abducting And Sleeping With Married Woman In Edo by samysmoothfresh:
ipobarethieves:
cheesy grin wink cheesy grin grin[s]kid.U display d character of a kid.I dnt exchange banter with my son age mate..Ur generation/ household can neva get to where Oyedepo dey today.Cum to Elephant house,if u nid job.Kid[/s]
oga don expose you, instead make you hide your face in shame, you still dey yarn more dust dey use emoji deceive yourself.....


Oyedepo and the likes use una money reach where them dey now, you dey here dey fool yourself


we both know say na you and your generation no go fit ever reach the place wey una carry dem oyedepo and e people go cheesy

RomanceRe: Pastor Exposed After Abducting And Sleeping With Married Woman In Edo by samysmoothfresh: 9:03pm On Nov 15, 2018
WinningEleven:
and this one was celebrated when he was born
shut up!!!

RomanceRe: Pastor Exposed After Abducting And Sleeping With Married Woman In Edo by samysmoothfresh: 9:00pm On Nov 15, 2018
Homeboiy:
Not surprised cos in Benin, church plenty pass everything
na only for benin wey inside one street with 15 houses, 10 na churches


na reigning business for this side.........even all the poster stands for ring road na church posters them carry


na dem lefulefu people dem be

RomanceRe: How To Keep The Lady You Are Dating by samysmoothfresh: 8:50pm On Nov 15, 2018
LuciferMessiah:
We have better things to do than trying to please a woman.

If she doesn't like whatever she is getting, she is free to leave - girls full everywhere.

It works both ways.


*spits angry

RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Of Eight Years Is Getting Married This Saturday by samysmoothfresh: 7:53pm On Nov 15, 2018
Na only you all the problem for this life dey follow


according to you, 5days ago you had a miscarriage, shortly after, you had an evacuation and since then you've been having very painful cramps.


5days later now (today) you discover say your suppose boo (prolly the same person wey first give you belle) dey trick you since and he wan go marry another person. undecided



i dont believe this BS!

RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Of Eight Years Is Getting Married This Saturday by samysmoothfresh: 7:46pm On Nov 15, 2018
ChopBellefull:
Chai.. My babe will bring ds kinda topic few months frm nw. For her mind nw i go marry her grin

Me da m looking for virgin.. Hahaha
my nigga!!

RomanceRe: Profess Love To A Nairalander Using Your Profession's Terminologies. by samysmoothfresh: 7:37pm On Nov 15, 2018
kikiwendy:
Awwwwwwn

RomanceRe: Pretty Lady Cries Out After Man Threatened To Kill Her For Doing This (Photos) by samysmoothfresh: 5:13pm On Nov 15, 2018
Fierce11:
This one is a typical Nairaland female; The hoes and victim-criers.
You accepted his request, he acknowledged it and you started with all this "dear" name calling trash because you thought you've jammed mugu abi? Smh. I noticed that the issue the hoe had with the humble young man was his honest question about her being "real" and not all this "fake" scraps.. As expected, the dullard feminist picked offense.. Now, she's crying porcupine. *spits.
She even said she is "fighting her own battles" (which would not exceed or be less than abortions). And she mentioned needing data. This bi'tch issa WHo're gold miner!!
If he had not asked that question, I'm sure that by now, she would'av alread "chopped" small money from the guy.. She even wants to confirms if he really owns that place so that she'd lowkey go back and dm him. Besides, what is; "I'm grateful" when asked if you are good?Smh. Bastard illiterate hoes everywhere. Nonsense.
clap me my guy!!!


Better red oil dey your head!!!

RomanceRe: Pretty Lady Cries Out After Man Threatened To Kill Her For Doing This (Photos) by samysmoothfresh:
E clear say the guy na abgero (tout) or ex-agbero


and the woman na gold digging olosho



meanwhile Which kain mumu chat be this sef? undecided


the oga just turn violent all of a sudden


na when e reach insult na im the madam con say e get time and data


when two wereys jam, this is what happens

RomanceRe: Bae Wanted Steak And Eggs So I Cooked It For Him. F!ck Him And Feed Him - Lady by samysmoothfresh: 4:29pm On Nov 15, 2018
Rextizzle:
Nah slay queen nah, nothing dey their head. cheesy

RomanceRe: Ladies Get Something Doing As You Wait For Mr Right. by samysmoothfresh: 9:50am On Nov 15, 2018
Oyindidi:
Abeg comot

RomanceRe: Dwarf Man Marries Tall Woman (Photo) by samysmoothfresh: 8:00am On Nov 15, 2018
Ishilove:
Feeling like an ex-supermod with dozens of mentions daily. I don't know how it feels like to be Jesus,
ok.............fair enough


#bye

i refuse to add to your daily dozens of mentions after this

RomanceRe: Bae Wanted Steak And Eggs So I Cooked It For Him. F!ck Him And Feed Him - Lady by samysmoothfresh: 7:54am On Nov 15, 2018
Lemme pretend i didnt see the kitchen cos those boobs looks soooo legit men

FamilyRe: My Wife Doesn't Like Sex by samysmoothfresh: 12:07am On Nov 15, 2018
rOsy247:
Some guys do same as well. It's not just a woman's thing.
true but it's most common with and amongst women
RomanceRe: Dwarf Man Marries Tall Woman (Photo) by samysmoothfresh: 11:48pm On Nov 14, 2018
Ishilove:
Comes with the territory. Ishilove is an ex-supermod, known for her ruthlessness when she was in position.

She resigned three years ago but till date she still gets mentioned on a regular.

*Shrugs*
and what is she now feeling like...............Jesus? undecided

RomanceRe: Men Wouldn't Stop Crying Except... by samysmoothfresh: 11:25pm On Nov 14, 2018
Jayslicky:
Oya sorry, i didn't know you were so pained.
undecided

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