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RomanceRe: Ladies, What Part Of Your Body Do You Check To Know If You Have Lost Weight by samysmoothfresh: 12:12pm On Nov 18, 2018
Ilamina:
Me = my boobs

If looking dead or sagging = means I have lost weight

I f it's getting bubbly, ripe, juicy and big that means I am adding weight
so does it look bubbly, ripe, juicy and big ATM

RomanceRe: Super Cute Lagos Big Boy Need A Girlfriend(with Cute Pics) by samysmoothfresh: 9:58am On Nov 18, 2018
Saff is available!
RomanceRe: Doctors In The House, Please Help by samysmoothfresh: 9:52am On Nov 18, 2018
I'm sure saff can help

she's not a doctor though but she's got apt experience in dealing with men

RomanceRe: Doctors In The House, Please Help by samysmoothfresh: 9:48am On Nov 18, 2018
doctorkush:
rejoice my brother, you have just been blessed with your own business.


start your own super glue company and make it big. cheesy

welcome to the big men's club

RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Secretly Dating Married Men by samysmoothfresh:
Na wah o

na question this oga dey ask so? undecided


even saff will not have any reasonable thing to tell you


modified: she has already commented sef.
i no tell you say she no go get reasonable thing to tell you

RomanceRe: “without Regular S*x Women Risk Mental Disorder” by samysmoothfresh: 9:04am On Nov 18, 2018
Oh really?


Now i know why saff acts like she does here



i'm sure the last time she had sex was when she was 30
RomanceRe: I'm In Love With An Older Woman by samysmoothfresh: 8:59am On Nov 18, 2018
If you hadn't addded that she's rude and authoritative, i would have said nigga fvck the world, fvck the age difference and go for your woman


but as e be say she rude naturally, the possibilty say she go dey more rude and authoritative now wey she know say she senior you with ten years high well well o


i will not tell you waht to do but i will advice you to use your head


if you know you know
RomanceRe: VAGINA: Look At The Vagina I Drew — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by samysmoothfresh: 8:11pm On Nov 17, 2018
where is the vagina

RomanceRe: Why Are Women Objectifying Themselves More And More? (Graphic Pics) by samysmoothfresh: 8:05pm On Nov 17, 2018
angry angry angry angry angry angry
Saff:
Think of what
angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
RomanceRe: Help Me Solve This Romantic Maths by samysmoothfresh: 7:55pm On Nov 17, 2018
which kain mumu diss lines i dey read so? undecided


make i dey go jareh

this one na mumu thread

RomanceRe: Help Me Solve This Romantic Maths by samysmoothfresh: 6:55pm On Nov 17, 2018
IamD18:
If Iamd18 has 100,000 and Lalas247 smiles at him, he'll be richer with a beautiful lady with UKWU caterpillar and his money intact because Lalas looks and doesn't reason like a gold digger.

As for the other lady you mentioned.

Please, be warned that I'm allergic to unintelligent slowpokes as I don't practice beastality.

RomanceRe: How To Ask Or Initiate Sex With Your Girlfriend by samysmoothfresh: 6:29pm On Nov 17, 2018
Saff:
hey hey, don’t go and put this man inside trouble. What do you mean no means yes? Not in all cases oh, better be careful.
hey

RomanceRe: Why Is It Too Hard To Find A Virgin Girl In Nigeria? by samysmoothfresh: 6:21pm On Nov 17, 2018
Saff:
Shut up. Cow!
Ok smiley kiss

RomanceRe: Why Is It Too Hard To Find A Virgin Girl In Nigeria? by samysmoothfresh: 6:10pm On Nov 17, 2018
Saff:
But when the topic is broke men, you’re quick to divert the topic back to women. Hypocrite
try me then


create a thread on broke guys and see if i'll "be quick to divert the topic back to women"

RomanceRe: Reality Star Courtney Stodden Goes Nude To Protest Controversial Comments Made by samysmoothfresh: 5:11pm On Nov 17, 2018
Why do these hoes always cover the nipples only? undecided


is it the nipple that is the main breast inside?


Cos ayam not understanding o


they will go unclad and cover the vagina (which is quite understandable) and then leave the breast exposed but cover the nipple and areola



ladies in the house and expert male who have at least 6years experience in dealing with the breast should please tell me why cos ayam curious?
SportsRe: South Africa Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers - 1 - 1 (Full Time) by samysmoothfresh: 4:35pm On Nov 17, 2018
Having watched the match to the end, the following are the conclusion drwan:


1) Nigeria played average football........SA tried too esp that percy tau


2) iheanacho's calling is not football...........he would excel better in hockey


3) musa is a very good player


4) may thunder locate and fire all those white arsenal fans saying iwobi plays better for Nigeria than he does for them.........iwobi today, was a total waste product


5) that referee and lines men (esp the lines men) should be kidnapped and raped mercilessly and thier family members assasinated

6) gernot rohr is a fool for not playing samuel chukwueze......i like the young lad


7) etebo is a confused man


and lastly,

cool congratulations to nigeria for qualifying.........good work lads

RomanceRe: Why Is It Too Hard To Find A Virgin Girl In Nigeria? by samysmoothfresh: 1:29pm On Nov 17, 2018
chenzen:
if you believe the OP is not a virgin "like"
op or saff?
RomanceRe: . by samysmoothfresh: 1:12pm On Nov 17, 2018
Blood of ikenga!!!!!


Who get that babe number, or ig handle or twitter handle, or facebook username, or house address, or bbm pin, or bank account details, or LGA certificate. Or eskimi account or 2go account or passport or anything at all!!!!

RomanceRe: Post One Of Your Most Funny Meme Picture Here. by samysmoothfresh: 1:03pm On Nov 17, 2018
MariaLavina:
grin cheesy

Funny but romantic. cheesy
grin
if you think this is romantic, what then would you call the free style that guy did for you on that "profess love using terms from your profession" thread?


I think is profession had something to do with computers

RomanceRe: Why Is It Too Hard To Find A Virgin Girl In Nigeria? by samysmoothfresh: 12:58pm On Nov 17, 2018
Saff:
Okay and the countless of community dicks populating this country means what?
for now, the topic is on "virgin girls"


when its time to discuss "community dicks", we will call you and listen to what ever you want to say


so in the meantime, contribute to the topic or stfu and gtfo of here!!!

RomanceRe: Let Act Village Film Here On Nairaland. by samysmoothfresh: 12:48pm On Nov 17, 2018
AugustineSilva:
Almost all your Savage replies na this picture you the use!!! We Are Tired, biko change it!!
shut up!! cheesy

RomanceRe: Post One Of Your Most Funny Meme Picture Here. by samysmoothfresh: 12:46pm On Nov 17, 2018
BecaciaBarbie:
Hahaha thank you.... My favorite grin grin grin so funny!!
angry

RomanceRe: Post One Of Your Most Funny Meme Picture Here. by samysmoothfresh: 12:43pm On Nov 17, 2018
MariaLavina:
Upload that one you were flying to cloud 9 grin
this is me flying above your defences towards your heart grin wink

RomanceRe: Let Act Village Film Here On Nairaland. by samysmoothfresh: 10:23am On Nov 17, 2018
Op is hungry!!!

Some one please give him two plates of sour beans, 4 rotten eggs and a cup of yellow urine

RomanceRe: Post One Of Your Most Funny Meme Picture Here. by samysmoothfresh: 10:11am On Nov 17, 2018
BecaciaBarbie:
My favorite is the slapping meme which usually reads : Shut up! grin grin grin I love that meme too muchhhhhh!!! Someone please help me with the pic smiley
shut up!!!

Science/TechnologyRe: Chimpanzee Hugs Woman Who Rescued Her From Illegal Bushmeat Trade In Congo by samysmoothfresh:
highqueen:
Lol, service na next year.
because you gats clear the 12 courses wey you spill abi


all these slay queens wey no gree know anything

dont go and read your books!!

Science/TechnologyRe: Chimpanzee Hugs Woman Who Rescued Her From Illegal Bushmeat Trade In Congo by samysmoothfresh: 10:01am On Nov 17, 2018
IamD18:
Chimpanzees are more appreciative and grateful than Nigerian ladies.

That's why Obasanjo chose to look like a Chimpazee.
this guy na mad man

RomanceRe: Post One Of Your Most Funny Meme Picture Here. by samysmoothfresh: 10:01pm On Nov 16, 2018
this pisture got me anytime any day


its like saying "hheheh make i dey go jareh.........this one na mumu"

RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Marry A Poor Man And Try To Be Rich Together? by samysmoothfresh: 5:02pm On Nov 16, 2018
MissRaine69:
So you make it personal rather than look at it objectively?
So typical on NL
Smh
i had to read his post thrice after reading this comment yet i didnt see nor could i deduce how he took it personal undecided


oh well, i'm not surprised anyway cos to a typical nl lady, discussing objectively means "shut the fvck up and tak what i say as the truth and final answer"
RomanceRe: #DjangoDance: Endowed Lady Dances & Twerks On The Road by samysmoothfresh: 4:05pm On Nov 16, 2018
I watched the video and i must confess, the yansh na RUBBISH!!!


The yeye yansh no gree shake sef


Big yansh wey no dey shake like nylon wey dem pour water put, that one na big yansh

mtcheeew

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