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RomanceRe: Why Is She Pained That We Are Having Sex For Free? by samysmoothfresh: 9:42am On Nov 14, 2018
Op dont mind her o cos frankly, you're the one losing while she is gaining!!


You lose energy and your precious sperm while she gains vagina width (as little as 0.1cm after every sex romp)

RomanceRe: . by samysmoothfresh: 9:34am On Nov 14, 2018
Shibaraba:
You do well... Now come la Silva for moshalashi . I go give you better catfish and two bottles of Andre to wash am down. Later we go chill for one place reset your sense... All bills on me
carzola:
All this people
Opening mumu thrend
Today come and collect
The free rice am sharing
Hunger can make you act
Stuuupid

RomanceRe: . by samysmoothfresh: 9:31am On Nov 14, 2018
Liliyann:
When I registered this account, I never imagined that I will be using it to troll, my intention was to just have fun and possibly meet friends. But over the months I found myself doing the opposite of what I intended, even when I tried stopping, it was already late coz I found myself assuming the role of someone that I am not.
So, to everyone that I might have insulted, trolled, or made to feel less, I want to say am deeply sorry, it wasn't my intention, The reason that I did everything here was because I was going through a terrible break up, I judged everyone with what I experienced and I used this as a way of healing and coping with heartbreak.
This isn't who Lilian is, am just a girl that has gone through a lot in life and am saying am deeply sorry.
this one na lazy frustrated poverty stricken mumu

RomanceRe: Ladies Share Some Of The Worst Things Men Have Done To Them, Very Interesting by samysmoothfresh: 9:17am On Nov 14, 2018
See how the "men are scum", "men are dogs" gang go run enter this thread



na their thread be this cheesy

RomanceRe: How To Increase Sperm by samysmoothfresh: 9:10am On Nov 14, 2018
2hrs?


Wetin you wan use sperm do in 2hrs time?


Anyways, the only medcine wey i know go only fit fetch the spermatozoon and increase your sperm within 5hrs


you want that one?

RomanceRe: Can We Change Fate? by samysmoothfresh: 8:58am On Nov 14, 2018
adaksbullet:
thanks bro, I really appreciate... God bless you
amen!!

Do solve the problem make you come begin write your funny spellings/english again cheesy
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls And Their Irritating Entitlement Attitude by samysmoothfresh: 8:53am On Nov 14, 2018
daben1:
lol, my sister, if you people need money after sex, go and register in a nearby brothel

RomanceRe: Can We Change Fate? by samysmoothfresh: 8:48am On Nov 14, 2018
adaksbullet:
darm, bro am tired embarassed

I swear I really dont know what to do embarassed
I went to a church that I've never been to yesterday and the pastor prayed for me and he said nothing is wrong with our relationship that someone elsewhere is getting her attention already...

I don't even know what to believe rn, her prophecy? The pastor or what I've heard bout us before.... Bro am tired
i would not advise you to listen to my advice becos i will definitely be biased seeing that i hate these so called clergy men.


But my advice is; DONOT LISTEN TO ANY OF THE PASTORS, TALK TO YOUR BABE, ASK HER WHAT SHE WOULD LIKE TO DO

IF HER DECISION FAVORS YOU, FINE!

IF NOT, TRY TO MAKE HER SEE REASON BUT IF SHE INSISTS ON LISTENING TO HER PASTOR AND HIS PROPHECY, LET HER BE AND FIND YOUR WAY


AFTER A WHILE, YOUR HEART GO HEAL, IT'S DESIGNED THAT WAY!
EntertainmentRe: Janemena: The Hottest Twerker In Nigeria. Fans Go Gaga (Pics, Video) by samysmoothfresh: 8:35am On Nov 14, 2018
Mehn this babe is the bomb o


the first time i watched one of her 5 mins twerking video where she wore one very short gown, i ejaculated before the video got to 3mins


up till today, i dont know how she/the video made me ejaculate even when i didnt touch my dick while watching it..


Babe can twerk for africa

RomanceRe: Can We Change Fate? by samysmoothfresh: 8:24am On Nov 14, 2018
Jesu!!!


Woman real get power o.......shocked


na them be the 3rd most powerful house after God and Money


see how woman matter make this guy speak abi type correct impeccable english today..


Person wey dey always misspell words before (although we know say na pretence sha)


God save us o..............these women too get power




On the topic, i dont believe in this thing called prophecies


if you believe sha, na you know


what i can say is these pastors, prophets, etc and their prophesies have been destroying lifes and relationships since the 5000 BC era when the false prophets prophesied falsely in the favor of king Ahaz which led to his death in battle


Be wise!!!

RomanceRe: With These Discoveries, Can I Continue With Her?? by samysmoothfresh: 8:15am On Nov 14, 2018
Hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha


see this one o cheesy cheesy


babe wey dey her early 20s i.e the whoring/olosho stage of her life na im this one dey put hope say she go be im last gf


hahhahahahaha


laff wan tear my belle!!

RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls And Their Irritating Entitlement Attitude by samysmoothfresh: 8:05am On Nov 14, 2018
Ire2:
She wan hustle Street, she nor know say she jam, I pick points whenever I they talk with person so I throw it right back at you when you least expect its super hard to deceive me because I listen to everything you say and store it so when you wan fabricate story you go gats think well lol the money nor hard me give her o but see how she even asked me like say I they owe her money, because I carry her go shoprite flex her with enough cold stone she she see small stone for my hand she think say I be mugu she They ask me how do you make your money, I just laugh, for my mind you they wait make I tell you say I be gee boy abi, Nigerian girls sha.

RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls And Their Irritating Entitlement Attitude by samysmoothfresh: 7:59am On Nov 14, 2018
funmisticqueen:
No she isnt, and he slept with her for free. that is the only thing that made the girl mess up.
sex that both of them enjoyed.


Later if man dey boast say he fvck one of una for free or for cheap price, una go say "why is he shouting like a fool?.......is it not just sex?.......sex that she enjoyed too"


later if man say na only sex una get to offer, una go say "no"


shey you can now see that you have no sense and that you are irredeemably stupid and lack insight

RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls And Their Irritating Entitlement Attitude by samysmoothfresh: 7:45am On Nov 14, 2018
That "you dont even have hair, you wear wig caps" just burst my head cheesy cheesy


as much as i like your write up and agree to the fact that men must be prudent in how they spend on their girlfriends especially the ones with gold digging tendencies and entitlement mentality cos las las na "romantic relationship not financial one", i must say it wouldnt be wrong or asking too much to once in a while show some love to your bae with financial/material gifts cos all na still one way of saying "babe i love you scatter"...



You no just get chill sha o

see as you finish the babe con make confuse to the extent say she no con dey type her sentence complete
FamilyRe: My Wife Doesn't Like Sex by samysmoothfresh: 11:33pm On Nov 13, 2018
This is another proof that most of these women can become and do anything they want to be/do during courtship so as to confuse, deceive, persuade, push, and force a man into marrying them


once you fall into their trap and eventually marry them, they'll now remove the veil covering their true character


na that time you go see their tru color


Op's babe agreed and pretended to be a sex maniac like Op so as to confuse and deceive him into thinking he has found his match and later persuade him into marrying her


after marriage now, na now she know say she no like sex.......


Dear Op, i dont know what you intend doing, but the only thing i'll tell you is: NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, DO NOT CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE!!!


You chose your cross albeit blindly , hence you must carry it.
RomanceRe: What A Man Really Wants. by samysmoothfresh: 11:16pm On Nov 13, 2018
Navy08:
This your digits will be hard for her now. That is permutation of 10 digits taking 2.
grin grin
RomanceRe: What A Man Really Wants. by samysmoothfresh: 7:49pm On Nov 13, 2018
Ladyhippolyta88:
Zeus forbid lipsrsealed
hippolyta, i said lets kiss and make up! angry

RomanceRe: What A Man Really Wants. by samysmoothfresh: 7:35pm On Nov 13, 2018
Ladyhippolyta88:
Zeus forbid lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: What A Man Really Wants. by samysmoothfresh: 7:19pm On Nov 13, 2018
[quote author=Ladyhippolyta88 post=72937098][/quote]thats enough violence for 1day undecided


oya lets kiss and make up!

RomanceRe: What A Man Really Wants. by samysmoothfresh: 3:55pm On Nov 13, 2018

RomanceRe: What A Man Really Wants. by samysmoothfresh: 3:37pm On Nov 13, 2018
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RomanceRe: What A Man Really Wants. by samysmoothfresh: 3:31pm On Nov 13, 2018
Ladyhippolyta88:
Op this your list now for yourself ooo
1.Good looking
2.Ambition
3.Drive to succeed.

The average Nigerian man is not looking for these they just need a homely woman who can manage the home.Pays all her attention to him be submissive and ready to answer yes sir yes sir all the time.
cheesy cheesy

las las na this "feminism" go kill you

RomanceRe: Annabella George Sanchez Expose Her Nude On Facebook by samysmoothfresh:
This one is still in her whoring/olosho stage (18-28yrs) and doesnt know anything


these are the types that have and exhibit olosho tendencies at their adolescent and teenage years


they practice real oloshoism concealed by the word "relationship" in their early-mid teen life


they go into full oloshoism in the late teen-early youth life

and later after spending their entire youth days oloshoing/whoring, they claim to have accepted Christ and repented


praying earnestly that God bless them with a nice guy for a husband


these type dey full shiloh


we know them


if you know you know
RomanceRe: Konji Hold Her!! South African Lady Shares X-rated Photos Of Herself On Twitter by samysmoothfresh: 12:40pm On Nov 13, 2018
This one is definitely an evening newspaper trying desperately to remain relevant


old mama, sit your fvcking dirty ass down, your era don expire!!


See how she resembles that crazy naughty feminist saff sef

spits

RomanceRe: Cute Pre Wedding Pictures Of Two Young Folks by samysmoothfresh: 12:26pm On Nov 13, 2018
WinningEleven:
Where lalasticlala day self
make una leave oga lala o


im still dey breastfeed his adorable child, and teach am how to ride and play with snake

RomanceRe: As a lady if you Don't Have N5million In Your Account. I Can't Marry You. by samysmoothfresh: 12:09pm On Nov 13, 2018
Pengician:
Same rubbish Linda Ikeji said sometime ago that any man without N500,000,000 in his account should not talk to her about marriage.

Now that she forced that bros to engage her, let me keep MUTE.

RomanceRe: Emoji Challenge: Use Any Nairaland Emoji To Communicate & Express Your Feelings by samysmoothfresh: 12:05pm On Nov 13, 2018
Homeboiy:
80 % of the places in benin
ok
i be think say na only my area (airport road) e affect before
today makes it the 7th day without light
RomanceRe: Emoji Challenge: Use Any Nairaland Emoji To Communicate & Express Your Feelings by samysmoothfresh: 8:16am On Nov 13, 2018
Homeboiy:
I'm embarassed cos there is no light in Benin city
howfar, this light matter, na everywhere for benin e affect?
RomanceRe: Any Girl that Is Materialistic Or Money Loving should be avoided by samysmoothfresh: 7:48am On Nov 13, 2018
MariaLavina:
All these deluded foreign chick wailers! This is becoming stale already.

We all know the closest you can get to these ladies is having them as friends on SM. Some don't even talk to you! Y'all should wake up and face reality. grin
#team_foreign_chics

i stand with dark beautiful intelligent independent foreign chics!!! angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Assume Staring At A Guy Is Flirting? by samysmoothfresh: 12:23am On Nov 13, 2018
TF is this shiiit? undecided
RomanceRe: Stop Trying To Understand Women Be A Man ! by samysmoothfresh: 12:21am On Nov 13, 2018
This is one of the naive immature women who get their pussy battered, scattered, pounded, and expanded by 'em bad guys and later dump their extra-large pussy on one equally naive nice guy



meanwhile, men who complain, wail, cry, etc about/for women are not nice guys.


Neither do they have to become bad guys.


Those guys are simply pussies........shameless, ball-less, pussies who deserve to have their manhood removed and crushed before their very eyes!!

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