₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,329,991 members, 8,443,385 topics. Date: Saturday, 11 July 2026 at 05:13 PM

Toggle theme

Samysmoothfresh's Posts

Nairaland ForumSamysmoothfresh's ProfileSamysmoothfresh's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 (of 60 pages)

RomanceRe: This Guy I Like Said He Will Never Cheat On His Girl by samysmoothfresh: 8:48am On Nov 08, 2018
Ilamina:
smiley That's so cute
no it isnt cute

he actually meant you aint worth cheating on his girlfriend with

like you aint hot or smart enough to force him into cheating
RomanceRe: My Encounter With One Babe On Facebook Messenger by samysmoothfresh: 8:39am On Nov 08, 2018
Amakavula:
It's not although I get your logic but it's not leech mentality.

He wants a Relationship the lady isn't asking for one! Although she is high maintenance, which isn't bad but he needs to offer something to get that. See it as negotiations, the one in need of something should be the one offering a gift of request.

If he knows he can't afford it let him to look for low maintenance girls or forget relationship completely.
finally a lady has spoken the truth they've been denying since the AD era


these women are mere goods/ commodities one has to negotiate for and eventually buy at a good price...................they are plain objects like bags of rice, phones, toiletries etc that men buy and "maintain"


woman, may God bless you for speaking the truth



meanhwile has it ever occured to you that these leeches are usually the dumb extremely impoverished ones............shocking right?
RomanceRe: My Encounter With One Babe On Facebook Messenger by samysmoothfresh:
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


What better way to win a girl's heart than getting her her dream gift for her birthday?

You'd be a fool to let this golden opportunity slip by.

My cousin used his school fees to get Chinelo into his bed.
Today he isn't a graduate because he dropped out, but each time Chinelo walks past, he is consoled by his bragging rights.
this one and e cousin na mumu

RomanceRe: I Fall In And Out Of Love Easily. Why? by samysmoothfresh: 9:12pm On Nov 07, 2018
Allaboutkatiee:
Am also feeling same way
I loose feelings easily
At first I might really like you and when we become very close, all those feelings just vanish.
It's been like this since when I was little.
The only person I haven't experienced this with is my ex boyfriend.
make the future hubby of this babe BEWARE o


she go cheat on you with her ex...............the gods na im just reveal this thing to you so (whoever and whereever you be and dey)
RomanceRe: Would You As A Man by samysmoothfresh: 8:27pm On Nov 07, 2018
MissRaine69:
It’s more straight forward to have a vasectomy. Wombs are not removed unless her life was in danger. The fallopian tubes are tied that’s all. So why does she have to go through all that trauma? To save your balls?
obviously!


Least i can do is master the ever reliable act of pulling out


we'd both be saved from trauma


case solved


case closed
RomanceRe: I Am The Most Handsome Man On This Forum. 8) by samysmoothfresh: 7:50pm On Nov 07, 2018
ikpuchinonye:
All these ashawo men' self..why carry another person picture dey troll, you no suppose carry una beef comot from ashawo thread..oga, you self na fvck up man embarassed
leave am
na mumu im be
RomanceRe: Would You As A Man by samysmoothfresh: 8:27pm On Nov 06, 2018
No one fvcking touches my manhood.............No fvcking one!


She'd have to keep on taking those pills or get he womb removed
RomanceRe: The Ex Syndrome by samysmoothfresh: 8:13pm On Nov 06, 2018
This is like you saying

"hey people, this shiit is super dangerous, but give it a try cos i did and it's been working fine for me"


there's a big pit in front of you and a little safe path round it but you decide to go through/ jump over the pit..................


Issoraite
Foreign AffairsRe: American Women Go Nude To Rally Voters Against Republicans by samysmoothfresh: 7:57pm On Nov 06, 2018
Only the first 2 for front with their big belle go make me tear my voters card talk more or less voting for their party


see how they just used themselves and body as an object to buy votes


later now if man say women na sex objects, them go dey vex


#spits

RomanceRe: My Pre Wedding Shoots by samysmoothfresh: 3:53pm On Nov 06, 2018
SilentListener:
take it easy, are you Queen Belle? undecided
since yday na im una carry this stupid queenbelle matter for head


sense no tell una say make una chill as e be say this one na pre-wedding thread


if e reach front page na the 1st page go just dey filled with una stupid comments undecided
RomanceRe: Is This Relationship Or Situationship? by samysmoothfresh: 11:20am On Nov 06, 2018
Fedric:
Thank you brother.. I really appreciate yogurt advise
oga dont tell her you're ending the relationship (not that you can even call what you have a relationship sef)


just completely ignore her,,,,,,,,,,,,,stop calling, stop texting, stop thinking about her, avoid places where you're certain you'd meet her..............just completely cut her off and ignore her even when she flashes you after 5months to ask whats happening!!!
RomanceRe: My Pre Wedding Shoots by samysmoothfresh: 11:00am On Nov 06, 2018
You're a Goat!!


WinningEleven:
I hope say she no scam anybody sha. Deadrat do that thing one time like this
You're a Pig!!!


SilentListener:
lol I they inside jail,all thanks to mynd4, undecided but thank God Queenbelle has been exposed.so much fake people in this section undecided
The both of you are Animals!!!



Op congrats man..........................
RomanceRe: Founder Of ‘the Boob Movement’ Chioma Releases More Boobs Topless Photos by samysmoothfresh: 10:34pm On Nov 02, 2018
Justine2Sweet:
God of IPOB i see your hand work. The spirit tells me this goody bag will drop on fp tomorrow grin

btw, why do you women cover the nipple?
my broda the thing tire me o


e be like say na because only the nipples and areola be the real breast inside...................the other part wey dem dey expose na just excess bag wey no join the breast

RomanceRe: Founder Of ‘the Boob Movement’ Chioma Releases More Boobs Topless Photos by samysmoothfresh: 10:29pm On Nov 02, 2018
Me sucking those breasts by febuary or march next year like...........

RomanceRe: ‘free Pu**y For The First 10 Guys’ – Woman’s Naked Scandalous Birthday IV Trends by samysmoothfresh: 10:18pm On Nov 02, 2018
More like: Free HIV for the first ten guys....."

las las i go still attend sha

RomanceRe: American Girl Lost In A Nigerian World by samysmoothfresh: 10:10pm On Nov 01, 2018
Robynwelo1:
You have not seen anything. He might not be an expert, but he doesn't have good intentions. They toil with your heart, you start falling for them and their lies. What I'm concerned for is the OP's emotions, he does not genuinely love her, he wants something.
but what could that "something" be............any ideas?
RomanceRe: American Girl Lost In A Nigerian World by samysmoothfresh: 8:46pm On Nov 01, 2018
Fe2018:
If I tell him I posted this...he will likely loose his mind and be super upset because it’s a sign of me not trusting him completely and that’s what he wants is for me to let my guard down and trust him. Buuuut it’s hard.

I’ll definitely be careful with who I interact with on here though. It’s nice to see others thoughts but I posted this knowing the internet is a dangerous place to seek advice lol
i have a friend who's into this whole scamming BS full time..........


And from your entire epistle, i'd say dude is either 60% genuine or he's a bold good scammer


reason why i say he probably is 60% genuine is cos he already broke the 1st, 3rd and 4th rules of "the online business" (yahoo)

rule #1: never reveal your identity to a "client"

rule #3: never make a video call with your client

rule #4: never give your real facebook details to your client (most times, facebook accounts are bought by these scammers to make things look real but i honestly dont think that's the case with your "Nigerian man" unless of course, he's a "bold" super intelligent scammer


in summary, there's a 60% chance he's sincere


if you wanna know more about yahoo in Nigeria and perhaps confirm if he's prolly ticked a box in the yahoo rule book, ask here smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by samysmoothfresh: 12:56pm On Nov 01, 2018
steperone:
But you know deep down your soul you are lying... But I’ll leave you to God and your conscience!
cheesy

you see the "bastards" i was talking about cheesy cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by samysmoothfresh: 8:49pm On Oct 31, 2018
They said i was a cultist because i'm cute and started keeping dreads at that time


and now, they say i'm a yahoo boy cos i now spend some little change................(courtesy of some huge scholarship i won plus side business)



These bastards can never see a cute, cool, financially-ok guy and not masturbate with a cup of hatred and envy


#spits
RomanceRe: Guys Pls I Beg You Suggest A Drug Or Substance I Can Get That Can Make Feel Good by samysmoothfresh: 8:24pm On Oct 31, 2018
Isobug:
Mad man... I feel you
craze person......na me feel you pass o

RomanceRe: Guys Pls I Beg You Suggest A Drug Or Substance I Can Get That Can Make Feel Good by samysmoothfresh: 8:18pm On Oct 31, 2018
QueenBelle:
next time, understand before you speak. Delu.gajackson I'm talking to you too
smh

RomanceRe: Controversial Socialite Pretty Mike Buys Himself A Busty Sex Doll To Celebrate by samysmoothfresh: 8:16pm On Oct 31, 2018
lefulefu:
aba boys wont disappointcheesy. Biko pad d yansh wella oocheesy. I dey come make i come buycheesy.
wahala no dey for that one


just send me a mgs on whatsapp...............e go cost sha o
RomanceRe: Guys Pls I Beg You Suggest A Drug Or Substance I Can Get That Can Make Feel Good by samysmoothfresh: 8:14pm On Oct 31, 2018
QueenBelle:
just say you don't know what I typed or you don't understand it.
i dont know what you tpye or i dont understand it.
RomanceRe: Controversial Socialite Pretty Mike Buys Himself A Busty Sex Doll To Celebrate by samysmoothfresh: 8:12pm On Oct 31, 2018
lefulefu:
Biko where can i get a daniella okeke sex dollcheesy
we dey make customized sex doll for Onitsha here...................daniella okeke own no go even hard or take time to make sef


just chat me up on whatsapp lets discuss
RomanceRe: Guys Pls I Beg You Suggest A Drug Or Substance I Can Get That Can Make Feel Good by samysmoothfresh: 8:08pm On Oct 31, 2018
QueenBelle:
I'd advise you not to take any drugs.

Cortisol and other stress hormones have flooded your system.

Try to do things that make you feel happy.

Do you have any hobbies?
na wah o.............wetin this one dey talk sef undecided


see ehn babe, just jeje leave this thread before your admirers and assickers see how ignorant you are and prolly run away

RomanceRe: Something Is Wrong With Nairaland Guys by samysmoothfresh: 6:56pm On Oct 31, 2018
Biglittlelois:
It's like a ritual to them, if they dont insult at least one female on here, they wont be fulfilled in life!!!
shut up

RomanceRe: Single Girls And Guys, How Is Life? by samysmoothfresh: 6:21pm On Oct 31, 2018
Life has been masturbating with all the problems i'd have been facing/coping with if i was in a relationship


in simple terms, i'm mor-ra-fvcking happy man

cheers to being single mate

RomanceRe: Tamaratokoni Okpewho Reacts To Sex Video With Pastor Chris Omatsola by samysmoothfresh: 6:12pm On Oct 31, 2018
This one too go say na God call am cheesy



these idiots be hearing village people voice and thinking it's God's voice calling them


meanwhile the sextape was hot sha...............babe got extraordinary sex moves!!
RomanceRe: Tamaratokoni Okpewho Reacts To Sex Video With Pastor Chris Omatsola by samysmoothfresh: 6:06pm On Oct 31, 2018
AugustineSilva:
All these ones na Tales by moonlight! Better go find work for Pornhub!

RomanceRe: Help!!!can Swallowing It Make Her Pregnant by samysmoothfresh: 12:03am On Oct 31, 2018
Starboytwo:
baba no be me get Belle seh
my oga e sure me die say no be you get the belle at all


i fit even swear say no be you get am...............you wey be pull out king


before you give am the belle, i trust you say you go just sharp sharp pull out one time......................

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 (of 60 pages)