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MugSmasher:
naija women under 35 are just problematic crack head idiots especially those ones on NL  . . . end of story! and other black women around the world come a distant second

Thats the summary of this whole thread

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michelin89:
Sweetheart think about yourself first. You are not only a negro but black like gorilla's arse, ugly like a monkey's arse and poor like my broke student arse.

Olodo, all negroes are BLACK.

And you dare talk to me? I wouldn't even look your way nigger even if you were the last man on earth!

Look who's talking. . . . .
U look like the product of an Arabian Camel and a sexually-frustrated Vietnamese.

michelin89:
I wonder what guys see in those pussie. Their labias are so thin without any sort of volume.

I perfer my thick and full labias to those things hanging there like a cock's neck.

With thin labia, a man can cover every hair pore with ease.
Fat labia can be ambiguous.
I still insist you should bleach yours and do some sorta reconstruction.

dayokanu:
Arsenes poor coaching technique is responsible for the endless list of failures produced at the Emirates

Buncha over-rated featherweights. . . . .All of them.

michelin89:
So because one slowpoke prefers white pussie, I should start thinking something is wrong with me?

Something is def'ly wrong with you. . . .Bleach yours.

debosky:
So what? Are the thieves in jail the only thieves in jail? Does it justify their crimes and negate their resultant punishment? No

Keep looking for a reason to justify this. . . .I'm interested in what new excuses can be given.

1. It's racism

2. He's being 'dumped' after being 'used'

3. He's not the only rule breaker

4. He's not medically fit to live in Nigeria (despite living here for over 30 years prior to moving to the UK)

5. I don't 'think' he should be deported for a driving offence (Despite what the law clearly states that a jail sentence qualifies a person for deportation)

6. Laws are biased against him

More please.

You guys are still here?
Mr Onwubiko is already in Lagos munching Agege Bread n Beans.

Who else has been automatically selected for the Fantasy Cup by Premierleague.com?
I don't have a clue how they came about it.

Fantasy Cup:

Qualifying round
Hannibal FC qualified for the first round with a Gameweek 17 ranking of 114,461.

Qualifying
Gameweek 17 (15 Dec) is a qualifying round. The top 2,097,152 scorers in Gameweek 17 will enter the first round in Gameweek 18 (19 Dec).
If there are more than 2,097,152 qualifiers then there will be a random draw between the lowest scoring teams to see who qualifies.

The knock-out rounds
Each qualifying team will be randomly drawn against another in the first round. The winner (the team with the highest gameweek score minus any transfer points), will progress to the second round and another random draw, the losers are out! This process continues until the final gameweek when the two remaining teams contest the fantasy cup final.

Remember, transfer points will be deducted from the following round's cup score.

If a cup match is drawn, then the following tie-breaks will be applied until a winner is found:

1. Most Goals scored in the gameweek
2. Fewest Goals conceded in the gameweek
3. Virtual coin toss

Prize:
The cup winner will receive a digital camera, an mp3 player, and a Premier League club replica kit of the Winner's choice.

debosky:
Rodwell is better at the moment no doubt - but that's not the point.

So what is the point?

Wilshire is barely 17 - he will become a great player in his own time but not the media's.

Like Daniel Karbassiyoon or Frank Simek?

P.S. Wilshere will be 18 in a fortnight or so.

Ms Diva:
If he slept with all Black women, Black women will be called gold diggers now that he didn't sleep with one Black women have a problem. Good God! Is there anything we can do to please you men?

Black women have issues, abeg!!!
Especially the Shaniquas and the Tyawana!!

duduspace:
@Debo

You dey mind Sauron, he is on a wind up misssion. I actually saw a post where he was trying to convince our resident Nazi that England had talent and the first name he had on the list was Wilshere.

Wilshere ke?
I don't rate him at all.
That Everton lad(Rodwell) is a better player than Wilshere.

debosky:
Thunder fire your mouth.

Truth is bitter.

Bendtner went out on loan and is now kicking on in the first team, so did Song who is now a mainstay of the first team. That Cesc didn't go on loan was simply due to the lad's outstanding ability - he was so good that he could feature immediately in Arsenal and didn't need the loan process to develop him.

Bendtner and Alex Song are mediocre players.
They are limited. . . . . .Of course they might cop a decent performance here and there but puhleeeeeease, they won't be the next Rooney or the new Makelele.

Wilshere is 16 but not quite ready, and being English needs to be managed properly to avoid the premature hype that Theo suffered from.

Rooney is English too and he stopped Arsenal's 30-match unbeaten run when he was only 16 in 2002.
He has not looked back since then. When a player is gold, he is gold.
Hype or no hype, they will show their worth. Walcott is not good enough. Stop blaming the media hype for his failure.

duduspace:
Now this is my great English great hope and I know this boy will not disappoint, he is the real dog's bollocks. Got everything Theo lacks. I hope this goes through so I can pop over to see him in play in Burnley though that Turf moor get as e be.

Dog's bollocks you say?
I laugh in Mandarin.

Wenger wouldn't send him on loan to Burnley if he's a precocious talent.
Cesc never went on loan, Messi never went on loan. Good players shine through regardless of their age.
Jack Wilshere at best will become another Arturo Lupoli.

CR7 and Ribery are not Germans.

Today's Aaron Lennon is better than any German winger.

debosky:
Can fishes swim?
I choreograph music videos - don't you remember yahoozee?

Touche.

Picking up women should be an aside - if it happens fine, if not move on!
That way, you have fun with no pressure. Besides, my hearing isn't so good in the club so all it ends up being is exchanges of 'what did you say? huh? pardon?'

I am sure my hearing is worse than yours in the club.
Even when i hear i feign deafness so as to get as close as possible.

Basildon1:
U r highly mouthed, there is wall standing and there is WALL STANDING with swagger . It's over-excited guys that start forming MJ in the club,
U stay calm,make a move and AFTER FLOWING if she's wants to dance or she says 'That's my tuneee!', you get sharp and get free whining , SIMPLES!!(apologies to meerkat.com)

If the FLOW is tight, she won't wanna dance.
U see. . . . .U need to step up your game.

debosky:
I don't go to clubs to pick up, just to dance and enjoy the scene - the best part is enjoying mimicking the wannabe cool guys standing at the periphery with my girl.

Debosky, can you dance?

Pweety4me:
_{^Guys na my pic dey my profile ooo not Solange. . .so na no dey yab me here jo. . .}

U wish!!!

Pweety4me:
_{^Nooooooo Pweety 4 me has already one so u all should 4gerritttt. . .}

Pweety4me ko, Ugly4me ni.
I will give you $500 if you are prettier than Rebellious' toe-nails.

Ujujoan:
Well I do . .  and I aint going months without it!      

U don't need to tell us you love sex more than food.
It exudes out of your personality.

Ms Diva:
lol Whose eyes?

*put shades on*
https://naijazone.net/Smileys/default/idontseeit.jpg

YOUR eyeballs.

Ms Diva:
From the pictures I've seen

ThoniaSlim>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>everyone else

I agree 200%.
Although i will put Rebellious at par with Thonia(do you know her??)

Ms Diva:
lol I don't NEED sex. It's a want for me. But apparently you men need it, which is why you all can't seem to keep your p[i]e[/i]nises in your pants lol.

U need sex jor. . . . .stop fibbing.
I can see it in your eyes.

Ms Diva:
https://naijazone.net/Smileys/default/no2.gif I don't need a man to be complete. I'm complete as I am right now.

Stop fibbing. . . . . .
U need sex to be a complete woman. . . . .You are not a woman without SEX.

mccloud224:
Hey all,

Is traditional marriage a do-or-die affair in African culture?I'm considering doing the court and church wedding thing only and leave out the traditional wahala (for personal reasons best known to me).Is it possible for me to do this or. . .? For the record, I'm Efik and engaged to someone from Akwa Ibom.

Your responses (and advice) are welcome.

Thanks.

Traditional marriage is more important than the Church/Court wedding.

debosky:
[size=16pt]FPL Analysis Flawed - Debosky FC Releases Detailed Legal Interpetation[/size]
With respect to the analysis by the regulator, the move is a highly flawed one. In the two weeks the eminent and coach par excellence Otunba Debosky Okunrin Meta has been in operation, the team has averaged 60 points per week. Multiplying this by 17 would yield a figure of 1020 which would place our eminent establishment at the top of the Nairaland league. With this in view, we are confident that there will be an immense shake up of the league table, followed by the meteoric rise of this club under the guidance of our indefatigable leader.’

Once again - any attempt to merge this club with a group of players whose girlfriends utter statements like 'my name is Kemi innit?' and other such poor lingo is not only wrong, but insulting to the prestige and history of a great club like ours.

Signed Management.

I am not taking sides here but the above statement wins the legal tussle for Debosky.

My name is Kemi innit? PRICELESS.

debosky:
Personally I don’t like the wall standing moves though - I (used to) go to clubs to dance and have fun, not to ‘pick up’. If you want to dance we’ll dance, if I start up a convo then all well and good.

Finally not all naija guys are the same - most are just too willing to act like the others around them.

No wonder you always go home empty-handed.
Wall standing is the best method of nailing a woman. . . . .cos you will be fresh, you will appear more calm and with the right words, it's a sure banker.

honeric01:
Asylum seeker indeed, but they came in by hijacking a plane. is that not an offense and how sure is their claim that they ran away from the Taliban?

They won their appeal and the convictions were QUASHED which means they don't even have a criminal record.
Besides, they sought asylum which means they can never be thrown back to where they will get killed.
Human Right Act is the KEY here not the codswallop you keep typing.

honeric01:
http://lionheartuk..com/2008/05/plane-hijacker-working-at-heathrow.html

that's for you. you can as well read what the real English people are saying about their justice system and how it has failed woefully.

He is an asylum seeker. . . . . .
They won't deport him to the country they were trying to save him from.
U need to really educate yourself about these lil things before screaming how the justice system has failed woefully.

There are thousands of Ijaw boys in London enjoying the same benefits.

debosky:
Although it is not clearhow the Afghan authorities would treat deported asylum seekers, those held responsible for the hijack would be executed under Islamic Law. All but a few of the 3,000 Afghans who applied for asylum in Britain last year won exceptional leave to remain.

Honeric is a semi-illiterate.
I doubt he understands what seeking asylum means.

honeric01:
The afghan hijacker never was imprisoned?  

Which Afghan hijacker?
Bring out the details and letz look at it.

honeric01:
Maybe you need to read this mr man.

http://lionheartuk..com/2008/05/plane-hijacker-working-at-heathrow.html

what evidence do you want again?

They are asylum seekers. . . . . .

Ibime:
hehehehehe. . . . I just noticed that Hannibal FC's manager is Rinus Michels. . . . delusions of flucking grandeur!!!

Siddon there. . . . . .Rinus Michels is taking Hannibal FC to the top by January 1st.
The fans love him around here and he has been able to buy outstanding players and silent point-magnets.

thameamead:
I do not consider Bolivians and Afghan's to be white but if u say they are, then whom am i to disagree, i hope the nigerian guy is be allowed to stay in the country, he has spent time in prison,

And that is the MAJOR reason he won't be allowed to stay.
Ex-convicts are rarely spared as far as deportation is concerned.

spikedcylinder:
What's your own interest inside na2day's matter? I swear if anyone nears him, I will break bottle on their head.
Be warned.

U too like prick!!! Oniranu.

thameamead:
My Doctor says its good to have losts of sex especially women that want to give birth naturally, am not going thr that route, can't be bovvered with bn in labour4 hrs and all that marlakey and going 4 the too posh to push route, as a preggie woman, am hornier than usual, huggs to all the preggie women on this thread,

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I must leave town as soon as ma wifey gets pregnant.