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RomanceRe: Guys: Do You Monitor Your Girlfriend's Appearance? by Secretz(f): 10:45pm On Oct 01, 2009
Even if man put ring for my finger sef, does that then give him right to tell me how to dress? f*** OFF!

However, there are some men, who RECOMMEND that their girl doesn't wear certain items of clothing to a club because of the impression it may give of her to others, having nothing to do with insecurity, or jealousy. . . which I totally get.  grin
RomanceRe: Score Between Myself And Theseeker by Secretz(f): 4:12pm On Sep 29, 2009
Mschewww! As if TheSeeker is gonna be stupid enough to come and sit in this thread. grin
FoodRe: Would You Eat This? by Secretz(f): 12:36pm On Sep 29, 2009
I could try it simply because I'm adventurous like that . . . but only after will I know if I can do such again. tongue
RomanceRe: Would You Marry/date A Jobless Graduate? by Secretz(f): 11:49am On Sep 29, 2009
ThoniaSlim:
You mean jobless. . .no work or at least business to call his own? Don't think So!
Thank you jare. !

'Jobless' . . . . . that word means one thing only. grin
FoodRe: What Dont You Ever See Yourself Eating? by Secretz(f): 11:25am On Sep 29, 2009
jay bee:
brussel sprouts with gravy tongue No?? huh
You couldn't pay me to eat that crap! Where's your own list sef? tongue
FoodRe: What Dont You Ever See Yourself Eating? by Secretz(f): 11:15am On Sep 29, 2009
NEVER EVER NOT ON YOUR NELLY:

OLIVES!!!! Oh my days I go cry if anyone ever placed this pile of cack infront of me!!!
BUSHMEAT! pleaaaaaze, let it stay there in the BUSH!
BRUSSEL SPROUTS!! Smells like green shitz!

There are other things I would not eat, but the likes of DOGS, HUMAN, CROCODILE, CERTAIN ANIMAL BODY PARTS, are purely not even up for discussion or slight contemplation. grin
FamilyRe: Man Marries Four Women At The Same Time by Secretz(f): 10:57am On Sep 29, 2009
too busy looking at whose got the best dress . . . tongue
RomanceRe: How Do You Know A Man Is Gay? by Secretz(f): 10:56am On Sep 29, 2009
How about you ask him what his take is on gay people and their relationships . . . that should be a start?

I know a few guys like this and they are certainly not gay . . . but it does feel strange because it's as if you are dating yourself right, like another woman? grin
RomanceRe: Score Between Myself And Theseeker by Secretz(f): 10:31am On Sep 29, 2009
patwhizkid:
Plz o, itz PLAT not PAT!
lol, nicely taking yourself out of the love triangle . . . tongue

@ 190, you dey craze ohhhh, what did I ask you this morning, and you lied, yet the evidence of your trouble making is right before our eyes. Mschewww, abeg! go and overdose on those pills your back yard Dr gave to you.! tongue
RomanceRe: Why Do Igbo In Yoruba Land Hate To Give Their Daughter To Yorubas by Secretz(f): 11:59pm On Sep 28, 2009
stillwater:
I've said it before, Yoruba girls fit Igbo guys. cheesy
lol . . . .   grin

@ OP, These tribes are as bad as each other jare!! They fight with eachother and within themselves, forgetting the fundamental point and that is for their pickin to he HAPPY!  They should all go and find somewhere to sit abeg!  grin
RomanceRe: Saying " I Love You" by Secretz(f): 11:45pm On Sep 28, 2009
Those are the easiest words to say but the hardest to mean . . . . they are often used too loosely. grin
RomanceRe: Can I Marry Him N Start Living In 9ja? by Secretz(f): 4:52pm On Sep 28, 2009
@ OP, don't you think you shoud go and visit nigeria first a few times, try staying there for atleast a month . . . and see how you feel about that, before making any decisions. How can you even contemplate marrying someone from another country you have never been to and even think about settling there? There are nigerians all over the globe who wont even go back to nigeria to settle let alone a foreigner.
Also, please listen to aunty ThoniaSlim on this matter she is making a lot of sense about this issue. grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Did You Spend Your Weekend Doing? by Secretz(f): 4:17pm On Sep 28, 2009
I spent it being spoilt emotionally, mentally, physically and sexually. . . . . cool grin
RomanceRe: Dating Ur Friend's Ex: , by Secretz(f): 10:04pm On Sep 27, 2009
Upon all the millions of other men on the planet I should go sekkle for friend's ex? Thanks but no thanks. grin
RomanceRe: Would You Forgive A Wife That Confesses Adultary? by Secretz(f): 4:15pm On Sep 25, 2009
Anyone can apologise and confess over and over again, from guilt, selfishness, pretending etc, it's all circumstancial, decisions normally depend on the circumstances around it all. undecided
RomanceRe: CALL IT BLACKMAILING. by Secretz(f): 4:03pm On Sep 25, 2009
Heroin?
Crack?
Weed?
Paraga?
Meth?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . which one is it? grin
RomanceRe: Would You Rather Date A Guy Who Was Adventurous Or A Homebody by Secretz(f): 3:57pm On Sep 25, 2009
50% homebody, 50% adventurous
Guy with a fit/neat body . . . (does not mean body builder or anything like that)
A cool guy with the intelligence and academic sharpness as a nerd tongue
Wont date a guy less than 2 years younger than myself . . . . . max 10 years older, but would prefer the 7 year mark . . . grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by Secretz(f): 12:01am On Sep 25, 2009
Irritate the hell outta her. . . .  follow her around as much as you can, play touchy feely, give her the big FAKE grin  grin , give her lots of hugs . . .  etc

Wouldn't this just p!ss you the hell off?  ? ?  grin 

Or Ignore. wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: *****HOLD YOUR BREATH LADIES & GENTS, Latest Pics Of Mr Nigeria 2009***** by Secretz(f): 11:51pm On Sep 24, 2009
Oh my days. . . . this bre is foyne!!! grin

german007:
@kunbee



dennis rodman is as ugly as fck!!!!!
rofl!! grin
RomanceRe: Caught In The Act by Secretz(f): 8:41pm On Sep 23, 2009
omega25red:
Am i the only one who thinks the brother is creepy for spying on his sister's sex session. ewwwwww embarassed
how old is the brotherhuh
the brother was probably jerking off to his sister having sex embarassed ewwwwwwwwwwww

poster i wouldn't worry what that perv thinks of you i would worry more of the type of person her brother is
thank you jare. grin
RomanceRe: Shape Of A Man by Secretz(f): 8:25pm On Sep 23, 2009
y me:
lol
nah just the face and the lips i need nor be that him head wey be like where witch dey gather grin
btw the guy short nor be small,he be like two battery wey them lap undecided
but i still loff him sha tongue grin
baby mi
how u dey kiss kiss grin
roflmao! grin
RomanceRe: Quit Or Stay;confused by Secretz(f): 8:23pm On Sep 23, 2009
Yes log out. She nor find interest again. Kpele. grin
RomanceRe: Shape Of A Man by Secretz(f): 8:17pm On Sep 23, 2009
y me:
an handsome guy like NE-YO but with height o
i dont need two battery guys grin
in the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, aunty y me, wetin be fine about this Ne-Yo bobo sef? tongue

@ OP, simply 'fit' looking, just well looked after body. . . . grin
RomanceRe: My Heart Bleeds - My Fiancee Is Pregnant For Another Man by Secretz(f): 8:08pm On Sep 23, 2009
Im sorry but that is one of the biggest Bleep ups a woman can make. Tell her BYE. undecided
CelebritiesRe: Makosi Dating 2face Idibia! by Secretz(f): 10:12pm On Sep 22, 2009
nana:
Who gives a monkey?!
lol. who gives two monkeys and a banana? tongue
RomanceRe: Can I Set My Girlfriend Up To Test Her Love For Me? by Secretz(f): 9:18pm On Sep 22, 2009
YES!!! Don't mind all these people, TEST HER, VERY WELL, and then come and tell us the story of 'backfire'. . . . . I will be waiting. kiss grin
RomanceRe: Why Did You Fall In Love With Your Girlfriend Or Boyfriend by Secretz(f): 8:53pm On Sep 22, 2009
Because he's a playah. . . and those girls are falling on their chins,whilst he holds mine up. . . . kiss tongue
FoodRe: Nigerian Restaurants In London by Secretz(f): 11:53am On Sep 22, 2009
[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=49708.msg4589448#msg4589448 date=1253615929]lol plssssssssss take up the challenge,

have u moved out of the area? or u've left uk altogether?[/quote]Am in UK London, but don't go to those parts unfortunately. . . . and I am prolly unlikely to just for a restaurant. I will stick to my home cooked food. grin
FoodRe: Nigerian Restaurants In London by Secretz(f): 11:34am On Sep 22, 2009
[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=49708.msg4589360#msg4589360 date=1253614957]not that hot ke? i was sweating after 2 bites of the fish, and the mere size of the fish just added to my perspiration, must say i did enjoy it though,

i luv pepper oh, if u r in the woolwich/charlton area try tasty's ofada rice with ayamase now that wud burn your taste buds well well tongue[/quote]teehee, abegi o, no tempt me ohhhh!! I like a challenge that involves spicy food. tongue

But on a real, the likely hood of me being in that area is very very slim, infact it's size zero. tongue grin
RomanceRe: 5 Reasons Why Men Dont Call When They Say They Would (after Collectin Ur Number) by Secretz(f): 10:49am On Sep 22, 2009
Lol, now the only thing for the women to do is figure out which situation she falls under. tongue grin
FoodRe: Nigerian Restaurants In London by Secretz(f): 10:45am On Sep 22, 2009
agabaI23:
Haba! ameria, not fair. grin No be every person like spicy stuff esp some Oyibo wannabes undecided
LOL okay okay sweety, I dash you warra! tongue

But really there are some African and Nigerian dishes that were invented spicy. . . . . and they should stay that way.! tongue tongue tongue
FoodRe: Nigerian Restaurants In London by Secretz(f): 10:30am On Sep 22, 2009
[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=49708.msg4589096#msg4589096 date=1253611509]dat monica is HOT ooo, tried it once or twice, but dont really fancy 805, maybe because old kent rd is just 2 rough for my liking, same with presidential my car was clamped there once ended up paying like £50 for a £20 meal.

I like Tomi's kitchen takeaway only, Mama calabar aint bad a bit expensive though,[/quote]haha, you are a weakling bross! I love peppe. . . . . . I don't even think it's that hot sef! tongue

Kpele, next time read the parking signs! roflmao! tongue grin

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