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Wentworth Miller
Morris Chestnut
Michael Ealy . . . . .

y me:
i only say that when the guy is making my head go gaga in bed
i can even say i will marry you, i will never let you go,you are all i dream of(i nor mean them o)
it just makes the moment more enjoyable

lmao! Isn't it the same thing that guys do to chics toooo?

follypimpi:
Touch your toe with one leg raised up
Carry a Massive,heavy Yam while Kneeling down
Cane

Then My dad specialty is a Strong Knock on ones head,the head most times swells up for days with severe Head ache.

roflmao. poor boy. . . used to watch my bros have to do the touch toe one leg up. lol kpele.

posakosa:
NL never ceases to amaze me.

1. Periodicking

2. What do you thick, chai!

roflmao!!!!

lol funny stories. . . well dad didn't touch a fiber on my body . . but mumsy (when bros werent around to protect me), ,

1. She would throw shoe, slipper, high heels . . . and even if I ran away . . the footwear managed to do a right turn and still land on me. lol

2. Call every single member in my family and report me . . . . 'do you know what your niece did/do you know what your cousin did. . . . ?' . . . . .think I would prefer the 5 gear shoe. lol

Missy B:
Yes O!!
Esp. for someone like her. The guy hasn't said any nice thing yet
and she thinks he's interested. When he begins to say things like ''You're pretty''
she interpretes it as ''I want You in bed''.

ROFLMAO!!! That had me going . . . . and you know that is what she will actually be hearing even though that is not what is he telling her. She seems NUTZ! He should just tell her the truth and in addition add Posakosa's suggestion . . . .

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, how about you just tell her. 'Nahhhhhhhhh I'm not feeling you like that' .There is no 'nice' way about it. You tell a woman she looks beautiful but you're not interested right now. . .she will think , 'yeh but he thinks I am beautiful, maybe he will be interested in me later' and she will stick around like like a fly on sh!t. Some people try to read inbetween the lines of things that aren't actually there. Please, tell her you aint interested full stop. No forming. abeg!  

follypimpi:

The Dark Lord Book says if your eyes mke u SIN buy a contact Lense from Spec Savers.

lol, what is with you and spec savers today? ? ? lol

@ OP, I am afraid Sauron is actually right, take them out . . . . remove them quickly (less pain) . . . . . . if that's too much, try SELECTIVE blindness. Wetin you can't see, you can't admire, wetin you can't admire, you can't touch . . . . . etc etc etc . . . .

Missy B:
Not every girl is hungry and needs Your 30 Naira to survive.
Different people go into r/s for different reasons.
Locate those whose motives suit You perfectly.

Thank you jare. . . boys and their whining. , .

'You've pulled. . . . .come we go . . . . . . Behind the bushes. . . . . . . for a BIG DIRTY SLAAAAAP!!! '

or SELECTIVE deafness/blindness might come to mind. . . .

It is possible that he already had the Gonorrhoea before he had sex with you and then slept with you, 'claimed' to have tested himself and push the blame on you, because after all, it's not like you can actually deny that you didn't sleep with him. However, I would still go back and get tested again because he might have by now passed it onto you. Your initial test is likely to have been too soon after 'making love' to him.

All the other dramas that you got going on. . . . well, I think that's a matter for both parties families to be involved, because I know 3,000 is not a lot to live on with 3 kids, but what else do you have. . . go and talk to his family. I am afraid, this is not my definition of love or what a marriage is supposed to be. Fhemmmy is right.

henrienta:
my boyfriend is stingy he finds it very difficult to give and always pretent to forget your birthday or some just to avoid buying a gift.can he change in the future.not like am the demanding and he takes advantage of that.PLS EVERYONE WAT SHUD I DO, i cant even tall him he is stingy cos it will sound rude.i dont think i can spend the rest of my life wt a stingy person.

Well then take your Nike on your bikey and ride onnnnnnnnnn out,

iice:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=317597.msg4459836#msg4459836

lol

Yeah I can do without it. . . . put lip gloss and phone in my pocket and gooooooooooooooo,

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Opposite in my case. My brothers pity the man who wants to try and take on my madness [/color]

lmao!!! Same for me tooo. . . Imagine my madness + 6 brothers equals lol. . . . na wa ooooo.

I always wondered what people who studied in nigeria and abroad felt about studying in both places. . . . . When I have all my children. . . . . I would prefer them to prolly study primary school level abroad (as they would still be young), however, I've though I would want to send them at secondary age to a very well respected, private school (top notch) in nigeria basically because I feel the discipline side of things would be better. . . . . I dunno. . .someone school me on this issue please. . . .

esonuu:
police can be refined only if central bank will stop printing twenty twenty naira

roflmao!!

Then the bribery price will just go up to fifty fifty naira.

follypimpi:

Never let your blessing GO !!!

lmao! Good answer.

ROFLMAO!!!! That's what you get! Fornicating with your eyes!

Gsmxpert:
Am the only one with an answer to your question,

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Our police will not need reform if the issue of bribery is ruled out, and how can that be done?
I have come out with a guaranteed idea

THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD GIVE THEM A NEW UNIFORM WITHOUT POCKET, LETS SEE WHAT THEY WILL DO, I DONT THINK THEIR CAPS CAN HELP

ROFLMAO!!! Funny. . . . but you know, they always get shoe or inside their pants.  

@ Topic, is there really a solution . . . ? You pay them a better salary, they will ask for more. You eradicate all of them and recruit new flesh straight from uni and the old ones will turn into full time arm robbers (as many of the Police do it as part of their extra curricular activities anyways). .  . .On this matter we need serious prayer and only God can intervene.  

[quote author=rita@NL link=topic=317132.msg4454062#msg4454062 date=1251683264]I dont either .If the d siblings were all men,I could stand it but ladies ? Everything you do ,they will question it ? Most esp you cant wear or dress to your taste cos they beliv you are spending too much money ( my hard earn money) on what is not even when they dress to kill too.[/quote]lol. . . . I know what you mean. Luckily for me, most of my exes have either been an only child, or had only 1 sis. However, from the pit of my heart, I pity the man who wants to marry me, not only because it's me.lol, but because I got 6 brothers.

Those were the 'fairytale' days. . . . . . . I would sincerely prefer a man's 'time' to know that he wants me . . . .that for me is a better way of wooing. . .  

lol. . . . . . . I will be like 'that's nice. So we moving to Australia right'. . . . ?

no biggy really . . . . .  

I pay for his, he pays for mine. . .

For me, the hardest thing to do is allow someone to invade my space freely. It hurts like hell. Or to part with my hard earned cash. My fingers hurt for days.

I just have to be attracted to you. . . . .

Otherwise:

Character 50%

Ambition/Goals/Prospects 30%

Money 20% (you can share mine)

No regrets because I Learnt to be more patient, less aggressive and give less of a shit.

Space= Permanent time apart. You can try come back, only if I'm available and re-willing.

ROFLMAO @ replies . . . . . funny people.

Yaaawwwwnnnn . . . . yep, I get tired, especially of people. . . . on a daily basis.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=316919.msg4453793#msg4453793 date=1251679232]Go to bed. . . . .School resumes tomorrow.


U are tri-sexual. . . . .It means u shag men, women and animals.[/quote]ROFLMAO!!!  

TheSeeker:
So untrue :PHypocrisy. But you do ;DStop thinking as much. It's bad for your health

Nahhhh . . . . . . been there done that . . . . Love my yoruba men . . . . maybe if you claim yoruba I can give you a try . . . not! lol  

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=316919.msg4453776#msg4453776 date=1251679055]right . . .[/quote]LOL . . . . . .maybe MrSeeker claims various tribes when he feels too, maybe to fit various circumstances like this one . . . .