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Treetop20:
it is wrong

Wrong is not even the word. It is embarrassing.  

FL Gators:
Thank You, plz tell my mom
I told her I no do, she keeps insisting that the Naija men are might as well be Ghetto

Please inform my mama toooo. She been in UK for over 40 years and she still think like this? lol. I am even put off the whole marriage thing sef.  

Treetop20:
any man who cannot afford a wedding no matter how small
is not ready to be a husband yet.

Thank you jare! This was my point before. If he can't do that, then what hope is there for the marriage? or his position as the man of the mansion? But I still believe the woman can chip in too. I just don't think he should open his mouth about wedding if he can't put his 'fair' share down at all!! 

[quote author=$osisi link=topic=284076.msg4028150#msg4028150 date=1245019769]That story is not unique o
It's become very common
all those single Nigerian nurses are now going home with wedding gown in hand and marrying men and filing papers bringing them over here.
If you know any intimately,you'll feel sorry for the husbands.
Same with some who are not doing much and their wives become nurses and take on the role of a man
Many of them become babysitters while the woman works 3 jobs.
Maybe that's why when their demons double in number,they hack the women to death[/quote]Ive heard of cases like this tooo. But this is one of the reasons why a man shouldnt be discussing wedding plans if he no get the money to put down. If he hasn't got much they can do it within their budget. abi? Why must the wedding be soo elaborate?. lol  

davidylan:
Very sad state of affairs . . . one of the reasons i am determined to stay off weddings until my pockets are well padded. I wont stand in-law interference either in my wedding or marriage.

my point exactly. . . . if you both can contribute yourselves 50/50 then the plans and how you both want things are down to you, no one else. But seriously, which self respecting man would leave his fiance to foot the bill, only for her and her family to remember it later during the marriage.  

If a woman's sell by date is coming up, then is there much need for a big wedding if the man can't afford it. Go get married behind the rocks.  

Yes I could sponsor my own wedding, but whether I would is another thing entirely. Wouldn't bother getting married to him otherwise. What hope is there for the actual marriage if he can't contribute to the wedding itself? No guy better even discuss wedding plans with me, if he cannot even foot 50% of the bill. Mess off.  

Not really bothered. . . . . . but nothing to the point that I can't distinguish between him or a gorilla, or him and a wolf. Would be concerned if my guys legs were smoother than my own.

I think bleaching is disgusting. Why black people wanna be white beats me! And then you get the oyinbo people who sit in the sun all day to look brown!  

Although there is a difference between the both, I think Toning creams do have some of the chemicals as bleaching products but a small percentage! One of my friends has a friend who bleaches like no man's business, if you ever saw the state of her knuckles, knees and ankles, they are soooo black in comparisment to the rest of her body colour. She asked me to join her in her bleaching crusade.  

Bleaching is sooo harsh to the skin that many of the VITAL/MAIN chemicals and Ingredients are actually banned in the UK.  

I would rather stick to my 'Simple' Collection thanks.  

davidylan:
think very hard . . . perhaps she grew up in the time you both were apart. If you still have feelings for her i'd say give her a chance.

Not whilst he still has a girlfriend he shouldn't. . . . . .

Continue with your current relationship, abeg. . . . what will be will be. . . . if you and your current break up NATURALLY (not because of your ex) . . . . . then take things from there. . . .

If the girl has grown up at all, she would not be asking to be your second fiddle, no woman in her right mind wants such. She has probably been jilted and knew you were good to her, so she's more than trying her luck.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=282577.msg4024636#msg4024636 date=1244930678]Black cab or Paki cabs?

I have pop corn and pepsi. . . .That should do.

U should manage Jenifa, Beyonce and Dangerous Twins.

I will get those as long as you get the prophylactics and KY Jelly. [/quote]

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=282577.msg4024604#msg4024604 date=1244930191]How's that supposed to make me feel better?

U gotta do more than that abeg.
How about taking a trip down to me crib. [/quote]Book me a taxi
Have some take away food ready
Get Lord of the rings trilogy . . . . I will be dia.

Don't forget a duvet and some pillows. . . .

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=282577.msg4024554#msg4024554 date=1244929406]This is so hard to take but God dey!!! [/quote]Ok baby, here you go. . . . . feel berra now?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=282577.msg4024416#msg4024416 date=1244927109] [/quote]Take tissue baby. . . . ehn, sweety, . . ma binu, ,

follypimpi:
Geez Secret cant believe u just quiet sauron.

He's my special pupil. . . . . .

follypimpi:
Look @ my teacher.U know who u r ARE.

I take it that pic is moi? ? ?

I Give you. . . . THE 'SAURON TALES' (please note, sauron is NOT the one with the rope)

No vex me baby!!

spikedcylinder:
No, I can't handle my girl being friends with a bunch of guys.

lmao.

@ poster, Me too, I can't handle my girl being friends with a buncha dudes either.

Well I got too many rings, enough to fit atleast 2 per finger. ( I am not MRS T-So I do not wear them all at once)

I wear a ring on that finger, but not one that looks like an engagement ring or wedding band, just other types of rings that only fit on that one or look better on that finger. Any guy who get common sense will use his 2 eye to see it's not an engagement/wedding ring. Whoever is brave enough to replace it, then I will glady accept.

Platinum diamond please.

chukz4real:
I suppose the answer is yes.

Not very i[b]ntelligent[/b] is that?

Outstrip:
Really? You want to talk exact science. Men have larger brains but women have more connectons within the brain. In other words men have bigger brains but women's brains work better .

As for the one that said that men are superior because they have joysticks and we have vagina's nothing to say except that I have never a seen a privates that has told a woman what to do but I[b] have seen vagina's from the beginning of time (from Adam to David) that can tell a man when to eat, when to sleep and how to make critical decisions. Y'all need to get over it. There is no power bigger than the power of the vagina. Ask Adam and King David.[/b]

ROFLMAO!!!

I am the open type

I will OPENLY tell you I CANT STAND YOU
I will OPENLY tell you I DONT LOVE YOU
I will OPENLY tell you YOU HAVE HYGIENE PROBLEMS
I will OPENLY politely tell you YOU NEED TO WORK ON YOUR BEDROOM TACTICS
I will OPENLY tell you YOU MEAN A LITTLE TO ME.
I will OPENLY tell you we ARE NOT OPEN ENOUGH.
Bascially, I will OPENLY share my feelings with you, . . now this is no Secret.


[s]I am quite a secretive person, but also forward. . . . . so I am like your broke down boiler, hot and cold, on and off, up and down . . . too complex to fix. [/s]

Am Alone:
Baby gurl, you again!
How many times will I make it clear to you that God Created Man And Made a Woman

[b]because of their positions and status[/b Sorry, were we born with the position and status?

It all because we've proved ourselve beyound reasonable doubt that we are made up of some finer(stronger) stone

No offence meant to my big sisters in the house - I love you more than the air I breath! If I could I wed you all in my dreams

Me again? ? ? Sweety, have we met before?

No we were not born with the position and status, . . . .neither were we born with a cigarette in our mouths!

whether God created man and Made woman is besides the point, . . . . was it not from the man he created the woman? he took part of his rib right? So whatever a man wants, a woman should also want! Whatever a man can be, a woman CAN also be! If a woman is dumb, the dubmness was derived from the dumbness of the man!

I don't think men are more intelligent than women per se, yes they have a lot of control over the world and society because of their positions and status, but whether your intelligent or not has a lot more to do with what you need to be intelligent about.

Although there are many women who are up and coming in high positions etc, there are still a lot of companies who refuse to employ and promote women of child bearing age.  Making it  difficult for some to reach extremely high positions. It purely has nothing to do with intelligence. I also think that many men will feel threatened that women will 'appear' more intelligent too.

Has there ever been a female nigerian president? ?  

ibkaye:
I LOVE:
His goatee.
Long Legs.


He Likes:
Nothing

Sweety, what kain guy be this ehn? ? ? ?  Or you are looking at a poster on your wall?  

tope5000:
Seun will ban me if i start with my list

Because it would be:

1. HIS MONEY
2. HIS MONEY
3. HIS MONEY
4. HIS LOOKS
5. HIS MONEY
5. HIS MONEY

Secretz. . . . . ,           

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=282462.msg4014829#msg4014829 date=1244752052]Must u let out our Secretz?[/quote]Sorry sweety. . . . . follow me. . . I will make it up to you. . . .

Me, I will confess, I am stalking a NL member.

Wetin you go do about it? ? ?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=282929.msg4014666#msg4014666 date=1244748990]Plastic surgery is not that expensive, innit?

Ma friend lied she was hot n sexy.
To be honest, she had a pretty round face(all fat women have fine faces so that ain't new) but her tummy was
The hips were [/quote]Seems you get plenty money for your pocket? Plastic surgery is very cheap INDEED. I suppose he can go and book for consultation.

Your friend did not lie, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, . . . or some shitz like that.

stillwater:
Rotflmao!!! Good for you.


Gotta agree. One of my aunties was describing a couple that just got married in my church to my other aunty . She was like, "the guy is very cute" really praising this guy o. I happened to know the guy. If you see the tribal marks that run from his ears to his lips on both cheeks, you will sue for the bastardization of the word "cute".

This kain laugh I am doing hia ohhhhh, it will give me stomach ulcer. Am sure aunty will say it's beauty mark abi?

Modelesque:
death @ the topic. Aren't those the lyrics to Jazmine Sullivan's "Lions Tigers and Bears"?

lol, I just clocked that. Very true. But it is also quite a commen phrase.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=282929.msg4014593#msg4014593 date=1244748301]How dare you reject an educated brother?
U shld be spanked!!![/quote]I am not rejecting his education, abi, me sef am well educated, but in his case, he was 'unfortunate looking', now that was not my problem.  

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=282929.msg4014606#msg4014606 date=1244748501]She's twice as huge as ENNYLUV!!!
I was in the car waiting for the babe to show up and this mighty elephant appeared from nowhere.
I was praying to God under ma breath. . . . Father, please don't let it be this woman and guess what?
She was the one!!!   [/quote]Stop pretending, you know you was imagining her in her bathing suit!!!     Abi, your friend says she is friendly and a nice, home trained chic.  Take am, there is not plenty of them left.

Yes I think it's better to have loved and lost . . . . for the simple fact that you gain sooo might experience and insight into relationships and the opposite sex when being in a relationship and afterwards.
My experiences both good and bad have come from my relationships with people, and thankfully to that, I now know what I do not want in a partner and what I do. I also know the kind of 'friends' I want (I use the term friends very loosely). I do no negotiate with my standards in people.

sistawoman:
It is well worth the risk of getting your heart broke.

If you never try you live a life of fear and that is a fate worse than heartbreak.

I have to agree. I know alot of people who now haven't got a clue because of lack of experience. in their late thirties they are actually fearing, because they have never been there. (if that makes sense).

luxoire:
hahahah secretz - u wont kill me!!

you this luxurious woman! Na wa for you oooooooohhh, you just want to know all my secretz abi? ?  

I think I have to keep this one very secret oh.  

One 'aunty' at my previous employment tried this kain ting with me after I broke up with my ex. I think she thought I would be deluded by the break up and just go with anyting.

I said, 'so aunty, is he fine boy?'

She lowered her glasses and said, 'wellllllllllllllllllllllllllll, youuuuuuuu knowww he's ok sha, very nice boy, and well educated beyond masters!'

I told her to forget it.! These elders and thier own version of 'good looking' is someting else entirely!!

I like:

His lips
His facial expressions
His hands
His bum bum
The head   
A secret one I can't say. . .   


He likes:

My alluring smile
My lips
'slim athletic body'
My teeth.
My nipples
Sex appeal. . . .