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Well it's not by force that you must do it. But I just hope you do not expect her to do it to you??

If it's something that she really likes, she may go outside too to get it. . . . .  .  

Otherwise,talk to her and tell her you really don't like it. It's not your thing.  

sistawoman:
I just know how to stroke a mans ego. If a woman learns how to do that yall are putty in our hands. You have to lead him to where you want him to go but all the while allow him to believe he is leading you.

That is VERY VERY true. My brothers told me this. lol

There are no 'laws and rules' in order to get someone back. You make it known to that particular person that you want them back and it is within time and the way they truly feel about you and the relationship that often determines if they will come back or not.  

No2Atheism:
I don't have an engagement ring for you so thanks but not thanks,

Even if you did hun, it wouldn't go on that finger anyway.    

sistawoman:
I can think of serval ways just pick one:

lying
cheating
beating me
stealing from me
harming a family member
verbal abuse
being a 419er

Thank you jare.

Pataki:
See wicked girls! Una never reach! You think it is only a man who has a weak spot? Mind you it is not all men that their kini is bugged down when it is attacked!

@ Secretz,
U are living example to what I can do to a woman from my dark heart. So tell my dearie dae, what I can do and undo!

@ dearie dae,

It is only you and no else oh my dear. I have signed your love on my heart oh. No amount of public slap will aggravate me to do you any wickedness.

Please stop deceiving yourself. Dae he used those same words on me ooooohh, don't listen to him. Let us both slap him publicly together and see what he shall really do. . .

dae:
LOLOLOL, completely unuseable girl, he will bust nuts/explode inside his belly all the time he see's a naked woman, cos his kini will be malfunctioning!! lol

LMAO.

izeek:
am a gentle man, wud only give her one in return.
i know some other not soo responsible guys wud add several more.

LMAO

Dae & Pataki, will you guys quit it!!!      

Pataki, take it from me, if she deal with you after slapping her, im telling you, it will be longer than 6 months that those limbs of yours amongst (cough cough)  the important one will be un useable.!  

If I slapped a guy in public, it  has to be 1 of 2 tings:

Either I fancy the hell out of him
or, He said/did something utterly offensive.  

It is not important AT ALL. . . . . . .  .

It is absolutely unnecesary for you to call me at midnight unless for emergencies or are you going for cult meetings? or maybe the person is a werewolf? Sleep is free tooooo and I prefer to receive it at midnight.  

I can get free calls at other times. . . . if that's not possible for my guy, then 'flash me' when mine is free or better get a new contract.

sistawoman:
I guess where I am stumbling here is that i have never "used" a friend before and am finding it difficult being phony to someone I once saw as a friend.

People like your 'friend' come in all different shapes, sizes, smells etc etc.

What's the guarantee that she is not going to lie in court? Or that she may not be called back again to the stand? (after you tell her to Bleep off?)

You seem to be coping just fine, keep smiling, playing nice etc etc, and remind yourself 'it's all for better reasons'. Then after the case (if it appears unlikely that they will call her back), ignore her. Don't answer your phone, lock it off. Send her belongings to her family's yard via UPS or DHL if you have to. Tell her, 'My man and I would like our home back thanks, '

If she says, 'you used me for the court case', smile and say 'My dear friend, one good turn deserves another'. Shut door. Simple.

blacksta:
big grammer that can pay mortgage or utility bills


Useless people. With all the PHD they still remain broke and busted.

Now that is funny and more often than not, very true.

Pataki:
I am completely knackered, flabbergasted, and gobsmacked by the pedantic level at which you have displayed your superior sagacity to the topic at hand. While noting that a mere suya man like you, has arisen to the excellent mastery and display of grammar; a mere acquiescent being like myself, humbly wish to apply under your pedagogy in order to succinctly express big vocabulary and be inferred to as a grammar pundit.

LMAO.

Siena:
Saying sorry's pretty easy.

Hardest part is actually meaning that seemingly contrite word.

Exactly.


Besides, mainly proud people find it hard to apologise.

follypimpi:

. I hope you rocking em Granny Undies,they are quite Fashionable.

Of course now!! It's sexy and fashionable! I wear them everyday! lol

no such thing.

I love love loveeeeeeee to coooook!

It gets berra everytime. The best advice I think when it comes to cooking, is marinade in moderation. Not everyone's taste buds are the same. !

my favourite things to cook are:

Fish pepper soup!!
Suya
Jollof rice
Chicken
Okra soup
Efo
Egusi.

I cook others but not often as I don't eat them much. I am a sucker for Serious African hot hot pepper!

follypimpi:

20% discount Don't tell me you work @ M&S.The Per Una ranges are mostly formals and quite nice.I guess is no Longer a secret then.

Nah my best friend works for their magazine part time and works in their big store up west part time, so whatever is hers is mine too!

Wrong section!!!

But the ones I like and have are:

212 Sexy
DKNY be delicious Green
DKNY be delicious blossom
Diesel Fuel for life
Diesel Fuel for life Unlimited
Burberry Touch for women
CK in2U
Dior Addict
Issey Myake

I don't use them all at once and I don't overspray like some yeye people. Especially those trying to cover Body Odour. That's why they have lasted so long.  

I need some fresh new ones sha.  

Get 2 african brooms and sweep her out.

Afros of course, anytime, any where, any decade.

But seriously, some people think they got an 'afro' when it's just picky hair and pepper grains.

Sagging. . . .

1. You either cannot afford a BELT
2. Your trouser is too big. . . .
3. You showing off your backside to other men in a gangster way to say 'that's how I like it'
4. You have been in prison
5. Your a boy. . . .



No vex me !

Who Cares. . . . . . I would marry a weed smoking pole dancing, fighting drunkard, pounded yam eating bald head, pop belly naija man. lol

follypimpi:

Dont tell me you were granny clothes/pants less i forget Topshop.

lol, hell nawww!!! They get some alright stuff, I like their underwear besides I get 20% discount.

Me, I can't believe I forgot TOPSHOP, that's actually my number 2 place after Next. I get formal, conservative things from Next and casuals from Topshop.

I go primark when bank account is suffering from lack of funds and for work sha!.

ibkaye:
Something funny

lmao. abi!

yicob:
I don't tell a lady I love her on the 1st date. Reason; Its not love but lust.

Instead, I let her understand i prefer intimacy without the thought of marriage.

It could be a long escapede, who cares. . . .as far as we understand our aims and objectives.

I promise to do better than her hubby but she should not groom the thought of taking me as one.

I let her name her price . . . . .and the bargaining starts.

Funny enough, every lady has a price tag that can be negotiated.

Start flinging and flirting with your now never to be bride.

Lucky you, ladies cherish guys that tell them the goal of the relationship. You end up having someone that would give you everything in value for you money. Indeed every coochie has a price!
Excerpt from why ladies fall

This is how you bargain with your life.!!

IFELEKE:
Good for you Man. . ._{One Man's meat is another man's passport to hell.}

lmao.

follypimpi:
Go there and dont 4get to raise you hands that you are not in support of the Union.

roflmao.

follypimpi:
Men without a Doubt.Most girls don't wear beyond H&M and Primark.

Errrr, excuse me, . . . am too posh for them places. I shop in M & S, Next, Mango & Esprit. lol


I shop in Primark for work, . . .

Eyebrows: Waxed (Professionally)
Legs: Veet (Hair removal)
Underarms: Veet or sometimes Professional wax.
Bikini line: Veet Hair removal

I hate razor shaving, the bumps are soo unnecesary!!! The Veet Hair removal bloody stinks mehn!! So you know it's a night before ritual thing, would never go out after using it, will wait til following day.

ibkaye:
Lol, like somehow , I feel sad too

awwww, I know what you mean. Especially when it's not something they do often.

I don't know any guys that cry that easily, but when they do it's often about something deep. !! (like the death of a loved one-which makes sense)!

ibkaye:
Seeing a man cry really gets to me.

But then it depends why he's crying sha.

Gets to you like how hun?

If you havent got plans, then go, no biggie.

However, if you think you are gonna be riled up with some uncontrollable emotions, then send a gift and card. Finito!

Or you can always IGNORE the msg as if you didnt see am!

wishy washy. . . .

All these suggestions to MAKE someone fall in love with you       . . . . . it's a natural process and often the things that would make someone fall in love with you are the things you least expect.

Buying gifts, dinner etc, even being yourself or pretending to be someone you're not does not gurantee anything. Time can make someone fall in love, circumstance can make someone fall in love, character can make someone fall in love, but you know what these are also the same things that can make someone NOT fall in love.

Love is not by force, abeg! Simple.

yep move on. It's seriously not worth it.

oyb:
do you drink?

Was gonna ask the same question.

There is being drunk. . . and drinking in moderation. Alcohol has different strengths depending on the drink itself.