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You can always try juju for the person. Otherwise you cannot MAKE someone fall in love with you sha.

I reject such methods in my life.

say: 'Ok, I dash you' and put the phone down.

Berra choice: go for the house cat.


Nonsense. Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !

Pataki:
:oIt wasn't me!
No no. A MAN is always the MAN. What you say should not define me as a man. When you have got it, you have got it!

@ topic,

I am confused. I just got out of a complicated relationship.

The kind of line I would use on a guy I didn't like or want.

tope5000:
'I love u more than life itself'
Shut up asshole

LMAO, any guy that says that needs a slap. a very big one.  

StephenP:
'I really can't see myself with anyone but you'.

Funny because we broke up a couple of weeks later because she couldn't 'see how it was going to work out.'
I still wonder if she was pyschic or something, shawty was always seeing something lol.

yep that's one of the greatest!!  

Not the 'greatest' but some I've heard:

'It's not you, it's me'

'I love you'

'I need you'




The greatest ones I've ever told:

'That was the best sex I've ever had'.

'Yeah, you're hubby material.'

MrCrackles:
_{Stay Strong Sis!}

 Thank you darl.  

My dad. . . . (R.I.P), missin you sooo much  

Everyone else, I see your mugs almost every bloody day!  

wishy washy. . . . . .

The girl is simply doing shakara for you.

Quit begging now, abeg!! (no pun intended). The situation isn't that bad.

Tell him sha, atleast you can die for love right?

Hmmmm,

One of my home girls who did criminal law said there was a judge who actually said the same thing on a case she was studying, regarding the way in which the woman (rape victim) dressed.

It's arrant nonsense.!! So what excuse do paedophiles have for doing it to little kids?

We all know rapists have severe mental health problems anyways. I think the brain in their ding dongs has seizures.

For the love of my kids (when I am blessed with many), yes.

For another human being? God forbid bad ting!

Gosh. . . . .

Even your wife being pregnant and feeling unwell, you have the audacity to come hia and complain? ? ? You berra get up and do some chores. Silly moo!
Help her joor!

Move on. . . . unless the guy was lying to wind you up and start rubbish, . . . but who has time for investigations. No women should ever pick my man's phone unless she's a relative. simple.

MrCrackles:
Dont be funny, did i ask you out or requested a piece of you?

Go and sit down .  

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=277265.msg3946593#msg3946593 date=1243621431]Pataki(Es[b]sex[/b], UK)
Debosky(Wytch Farm)
Brash(North London raised and reh reh reh)
Doyin13(UK)

Who else?

It's not about the looks. . . . .It's the foreign exchange. [/quote]lol.

MrCrackles:
Did any NL chick moan or complain about me or why are you trying to rope me into your norm routine?

Seriously dude, leave a nigga outta dis

I dont get involved in dem type things!

whatever!  

The one who is a pathological and/or compulsive liar.

MrCrackles:
_LIAR!

Am being serious!! I dont see the fascination in it. I would only drink bacardi breezers amd smirnoff ice, because they taste like juice, with a bit of a twist. I took it last at a hotel in Lagos, which was late last year.

Ok, am talking for me, myself and I in London. . . .

The last time I drank alcohol was in naija last year and that was just a smirnoff ice. . . . . Soooo wetin?


Hisssssssssssssssssssss

Romeo4real:
@ Agielove,
Ur friend and the other ladies must respect themselves and keep quiet about their liaisons with the lying philanderer.

If he really is the bad, its not something to be shouting to the rafters about, is it. Sometimes a bit of discretion will not go amiss.
In your own words "dirty one room apartment in the ghettos of London, overweight and snores like a castrated hog"
If i were a woman who slept with a man like that, and he dumped me, nobody would ever know!

roflmao abi oooooooooooooo! But thats why she used another id.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=277265.msg3946349#msg3946349 date=1243618538]That is the hypocrisy that gets me antsy.
NL ladies come here to diss Whitelexi that he is fat and he snores plus he is arrogant whereas they have been taking turns to polish his knob.
I don't have a problem with 2 consenting adults shagging each other but why PRETEND??
If you wanna shag someone, go for it!!!![/quote]Abiiii OOOOOOOOOOO!

She wants to get married, you don't and she knows this, so now she is moving on as she thinks being with you would be a waste of time. . . . Nothing to do with her taking you for a ride.

tope5000:
Intel said u arent a newbie either

Lol, you see this woman. You want to start trouble ehn? lol
That your intel needs fixing.  
I am a newbie to NL!!!  Yes oooooh.  

y me:
and newbie like me too
_{will soon go and delete my chats mate cause u dont know who is who}

YOU, are not new!! no way!  

davidylan:
More than anything, this thread is begining to expose a lot of the faceless hypocrites on this forum. Those who say one thing and do the other. A lot of the so-called "respectable" long-term nairalanders are implicated here . . . they know themselves.

lmao!!

This is good for newbies like myself. . . . .  I am learning everyday sha.  

Oh pls, they are just as bad as eachother.

However, I can understand situations where you want people to 'know you for YOU' as to why some people conceal information, but there should come a point where you need to release 'important' information and I don't mean when you are married with 3 kids later or the night before your wedding. . .

All this ppl sef.

You all just want to see Series 2, Episode 1! lol


*trotting along*