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@plat
When I frown, only my eyebrows move
I just can't imagine lips having visible muscles on it.

Abeg!Try harder to imagine.

platinumnk:
thanks

its not as bad as u think, u ever chewed, or made expressions using ur lips like frowning?/

and when u kiss u dont just peck do u??

Interesting. . . . . but alot of lips are like that. Well atleast the ones I have kissed.

Fantasy Fantasy.

I will fulfill my husband's fantasies as long as it has nothing to do with a third person, anything up the back passage, golden showers and rainbow kisses. I would prefer that sexual fantasies of this kind were activated and deactivated before we married. After that, I expect it to be, me and him. Simple.

Ok lemme be real wit ya!

SOME women can be the biggest pretenders (pls my fellow chicas, don't be annoyed, you know exactly what I mean )

I always tell people to follow their instincts in absolutely everything, unless you're a natural born paranoid person. There is nothing wrong with her coming down here for a holiday. Afterall, the visa will be a short temporary 'visitor' one. Even if she comes here and does a runner, how far is she seriously going to get when she does not have right of abode? Work permit? etc etc. If you genuinely like/love her, let her come and VISIT, nothing more and nothing less, when she gets here, observe her attitude and behaviour to things. Do not be soo eager to please or always wanna bend over backwards for her. Take a step at a time. More importantly, what are your plans for the future? Do you intend to go back to naija and live there? Ask her where she sees herself in 5 years times, LOCATION? job? marriage etc.

Tattoos mean nothing my dear.

FL Gators:
What da hell is a wired and strong lips?

I want to know that one too

But I like lips, not too big, and not too thin. Well moistured please( you can carry lip balm in your man bag if you wish) , and not too red, a little is fine, and defintiely soft-ish.
Personally I would be more concerned about the man's breath and the way he kisses if anything sha.

I'm sorry but No, not at the level of marriage especially.

If he calls my place to verify she is here with me, I will simply say ' brodda, we are in the the middle of something urgent, we will call you right back'. Then I will place a call to this cheating swine of a friend and tell her, 'please can you juggle your extra marital activities and leave me out of it. I do not want your Husband calling me to confirm your wherebouts as if I'm your keeper'. From then, I will refuse to answer my phone. simple.

Well you are even lucky he calls once a week sef. Some people leave 2 weeks to pass before hearing anything from them. But the answer is in your instincts, if this is not the way he has always been, then yes, something may not be right.

But one thing sha. You said he works for a telecoms company or something. Can he not get some bloody calling discount? ? ?

Look look hia! Your simple solution is to give Secretz her full details including post code, I promise you, for a small fee, I will deal with her to the point you will never hear, see, feel, smell, dream or even sense her presence.

Oya. . . .  


But seriously.  . . . . . . I think you should tell your woman, but in an open and honest way, not so as for her to go and fight the little hoodrat, but simply because girls like that may begin to lie against you, and if your woman is to start hearing rumours. . . .  . then you have bigger problems. No matter what, she would have rather that you confided in her than not. So tell her,  and if your woman is intelligent and lady like, she will advise you best. At the end of the day, your concern is what it will do to your current relationship, so is the advise not best comong from the very person you are in the relationship with? You know your woman better than us sha.  

agabaI23:
The problem is not w woman wanting to marry more than one man

It is more like, how many men will like to share a woman for more than a day
Forget about gang bangers and swingers.

Lol. . . . . very true sha, because I do not know many men that would!

The question is, would I even marry just one sef?

Unless they become like the man from Junior and can all carry my pickins for me then I can do it. !

Anyways, I am finishing work now. I have a date to go home and get ready for! So put that in your pipes and smoke it.

Ciaoooo!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=271190.msg3908068#msg3908068 date=1243007133]Pataki, don't pass out when you see me and her canoodling.
You have been warned o. . . . . .If your heart can't take it, please don't come.
The last thing we need is an ambulance blowing siren in our ears with paramedics putting you on a gurney after a massive heart failure. [/quote]rofl

Pataki:
It is one thing to read, it is another thing - what the records would say after that evening. Stay glued bro. You will surely come back and type the truth here.

E wooooooooooooo! Look at you! Did I promise you anyting?

presido1:
Chicks MUST come with a guy, no two chicks together abeg.
Bruce lee is from my mama dia village naw so am covered.
which masquerade? e get one wey dem d call Agaba na dat u wan wear?

LMAO. . . . .

I am not a lesbo and People are claiming rights to me! Although some are very sweet.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=271190.msg3907928#msg3907928 date=1243005510]Pataki, you don't have a prayer. . . . .
[b]I am walking hand in hand with Secretz on the day.[/b]You better ask TKB to bring Ennyluv for you from Naija. [/quote]I can't refuse this sweet line.  

Damn. . . . . I feel sorry for all these guys thinking things sha! I really am going to dissapoint.  hmmmm make I wear masquerade for that day sha.  

@ Lady T

Please abeg! We will go together sha! I did not give myself unto anyone, because I do not remember being drunk, drugged or in la la land!

Pataki:
This got me laughing! This girl is a joker!
With who? Better stick with Tope and Ibkaye.

Pataki is locked down with Secretz and tubabie!

Was our union by force? Did you drug me? I dont do second wives.

LadyT:
Satan take over biggest lie ever!

Abi!! Holy water here I come!!  

davidylan:
make una do this party abeg . . . this thread don reach page 37. Most of you wont show up anyway . . .  

Don't jealous us.    

ElRazur:
Can we talk about ps3?

Those of us playing pro evo, can we know what team some of us like to use etc?

I like Chelsea. There set up goes well with my style of playing.

On the other hand, do we have an uptodate ps3 coming to the event? I.e are the team up to date with third party patches that allows real names and kits?

What games? I love computer games!  

whitelexi:
Ahhhh, first it was sauron, now pataki

This fight is looking even better

Are you sure you are not the real Amebo? ehn Trouble maker.  

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=271190.msg3907535#msg3907535 date=1243002517]We are going IN together. . . . .hand-in-hand!!!

Thank you, darling!!!![/quote]Thank you sweety,! All these yeye people,making noise about fighting, cha! We make Grand entrance together sha! Amebo you are right behind yes?  

debosky:
Only if you refund all the dodo, chicken, fried rice and mojitos you have consumed as well  

^{PS - in their original state, not in the loo.}  

Haba! This is tooo much!  

presido1:
Lol she know you b4?   if you neffa pay better make u hurry up no use gra gra jump ur payment ooh.
Have they paired u with anybody?   am free ooh. ElRazur might be a he so am open.

I do not want to be paired with anybody! lmao! I want to make a grand entrance on my own!    

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=271190.msg3907424#msg3907424 date=1243001667]It seems you equate every dude as a loser like you.
Fight over what?? Women??
You are taking the piss.[/quote]Sauron is the last person on hia to fight over a chic. That, am sure of.!  

Pataki:
I suppose this was meant for me! I guess you would eat your words now for making that idiotic statement. You think everyone reeks of poverty as you?

I am beginning to get pissed off with all these arrangements.

Chill out!!!!!  

tkb417:
The immigration will arrest me

Don't worry I get links in immigration. Pay me!  

Nope. . . . most still living in stone age. A lot of them need to get with the times.!

Many are GAY.

Do they?

Yes I could do it, depending on the circumstances surrounding it. I think there are more 'baby mama' issues than 'baby father' ones and some people do it better second time around as they probably feel they have more to lose.

[quote author=Igwe. link=topic=233599.msg3898074#msg3898074 date=1242851475]seems the boy was raped by the girl, . . . . what a mess![/quote]lol ashawo girl.

Marriage, . . . . . . . . hmmmm, that will be the day.

Pataki:
Dude, not so fast mate! Chill out bruva. The only corner available with that venue has been taken over by Pataki. Go and engage ElRazur and Sagamite in PS3 games. I heard you are the best. I will handle all women affairs.

Who gave you the permission? Let Sauron handle the women affairs.  

Sagamite:
Don't piss me off, I am biting my tongue here.

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The plan clearly is for Wednesday to be deadline of providing emails.

I will be composing something and sending it to all that have provided emails soonest (between 12am and 12pm).

Top Marks for your organisation skills.  

LadyT:
Wow we will end up on Crimewatch because this is going to turn into a gaint punchup.

I think everyone should be allowed to come because I am sure only 10% of us here will show up!

Abi!!!  If anything sha, I will come in a hoody!  

debosky:
@ ladyT

the only nuisance involved is the one thread irritant that has been sticking his head in from the onset - tumfulu/tombola/akpangbo/mosun ade/ajaraewuro and his other manifestations.

I will need to request some renewed extermination work on this thread.

I have number for pest control. Had to use them for my neighbours.

Pataki:
Just when I had bought you some sexy knickers for your lovely ***, you now call me a cheapskate? Would you have known, if I had given them to you on your birthday? Miss Cheapstake's recipient. How are you?
.

Abeg! Wear am for yourself, and look yourself in the mirror, reciting 'I am beautfiul' again and again!      

I am fine, been busy with these children's reports, anyways, schools out on friday, I will be relaxing next week!  

Yes 419ers are wankers!!

They have given nigerians in general a bad name. Hardly anyone wants to do business or even associate themselves with our people, in fear that their identities may be stolen and people do not trust us in general.

However, I am sorry, but death penalty is not needed in this matter, because I feel it is a punishment better fitted for paedophiles, rapist, and serial killers. More often than not, you can avoid being a victim of 419. Not that I am saying it's ok, because still it has given our people a bad name, but the crime in itself does not fit into the categories I have already mentioned.

It's down to sheer lazy-ness and GREED with alot of people who do it. Unfortunately though, I do not have a solution. However, I do believe the punishment should cause severe embarrassment to the people involved.

Pataki:
Sagamite, what is the latest? We still up for contributions? I hope not. . . . . 'cos am spending all my money on M & S tomorrow.

Cheapskate!

ElRazur:
Clearly you suffer from a multiple personality disorder. How many Forum IDs do you have to make? You seem to forget that, your personality leaks into everyone of them. Please get a life.

If I was your 3 year old, I would be sad to have a you [a retard] as my father.

lmao!

The dumb bitch got exposed. Simple.