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Tell us about your job! And your first name!

And please, oh please, post a pic for our ladies to admire!

nddy, I am not a LovePeddler! - nike4luv

Tayotina hasn't posted for a while. We don't know if she's posting with an alternate id!

"Hello Latoya, Naijalife, every girl on this site I love you. Here's a poem for you and here's my beautiful picture. Please fall in love with me right now!" - slimwills!

More Information From the Nigerian Online Newspapers:

"The game in Libya will give us a clear picture of those who wish to give everything in them to ensure we feature at Germany 2006." (link)

"The encounter is one of the build-up matches and the second in the series for the national team ahead of the Germany 2006 qualifiers against the Deserts Warriors of Algeria billed for Oran on September 4 and Zimbabwe's national side." (link)

"Although skipper Jay Jay Okocha was not on board it was not clear if he would make it to Libya on another flight or if he had decided to skip the friendly entirely." (link)

"Super Eagles defender Taribo West has exclusively told KICK OFF he did not make his much-awaited debut for English Champion-ship side Plymouth at the weekend so as to be fully ready for tomorrow's friendly against Libya in Tripoli." (link)

Well, we have 3 hours and 14 minutes to the match!

What if she's beaten but not completely 'bashed up'? Just 'soundly beaten', the way Nigerian secondary school students often are, leaving no serious visible scars?

I will save you I will save you! Give me your number and address and tonight I'll come and save you privately. Are you feeling cold? I can help you keep warm. So I am ready to save you!

It's not a dream - the product was manufactured in Nigeria and by Nigerians, and the company behind it is managed by Nigerians! This is because Nigeria is the giant of Africa .

If my very good friend is doing something like that, something I strongly feel is wrong, I do not think Ill encourage him at all. And I will not protect him from the consequences of his actions, either.

But who is to say that the girlfriend is not also cheating in the boyfriend concurrently? You know ladies: even if she's also cheating on him it doesn't stop her from fuming and breaking up with him after she finds out about his own infidelity .

If a friend does something that deeply upsets my conscience, we won't remain friends for very long. And after we split apart, perhaps I'll have every excuse to tell his girlfriend about his exploits! But I have learnt that you can't assume the girl herself is 'good'.

"Nigeria's senior team, Super Eagles file out against their Libyan counterparts at the June 11 Stadium, Tripoli on Wednesday, in an exhibition match meant to prepare both teams for upcoming World Cup/Nations Cup 2006 qualifiers.

"The Super Eagles' first choice goalie Vincent Enyeama has been denied a visa to the North African country because of diplomatic unease between Libya and Israel, where he plays for Bnei Yenuda. His place in goal will be taken by Austin Ejide, who has not had an opportunity to show his maturity in the senior team for a long time"

Libya Test for Eagles - Vanguard

Hope this helps. I wonder what time the match will start today!

Nigerian women that are being battered in the western world can easily report to the police or take shelter with various feminist groups. The support structures are available to those who want to use them.

Please go ahead and pay if everything checks out, but whatever you do don't send any money to Nigeria. Even if you know her and trust her absolutely, make sure you that the only thing your money pays for is the ticket.

If you follow our advice you should be able to protect yourself without closing the door unecessarily.

i thought he said he was shivering and she wanted to keep him warm!

Are you still sure you can handle your admirers?

Latoya, spikle is flirting with you. It's allowed in the Chatterbox section of the site. Flirting is fun, isn't it?

I think he sounds pretty ok, but the lyrics are not compelling. He needs to connect with real human beings - people who are not rappers like himself. The people he is talking about, sorry to say, are nobody's outside the "Naija hip hop" circle.

Picking on Nigerian rappers, eh? By the way, is every rapper an MC?

Anyway, I took the liberty to post your lyrics on the forum for those who (understandably) don't wish to open word documents from the Internet, so people can take a peek before they start downloading.

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Exclusive Freestyle
Warning Shots Lyrics
Artist: Fishe’

Check,
Like Ludacriss I’ll be coming for that number one spot
This aint really beef, these are just warning shots
I got Nigeria on lock bitch, I’m number one
Now watch me picking on the rest of them one by one
Eedris Abdulkareem we all should be ashamed of you
If the rap game in Nigeria is wack , the blames on you
Are you a rapper? D’you do fuji or reggae music?
My words are like weapons and I’m not afraid to use it
Ruggedman, here’s an advice dog; you need to quit battling
Bah lyrics, Bah concept, Bah rhymes, stop babbling
Me against you is a mismatch, I’ll whoop your fucking bitch ass
My words would make you uncomfortable like you got heat rash
I’ll grab a gun and bitch slap Eldee the Don
I’m murdering every MC underneath the sun
I don’t pick on female MCs but; mess you Sasha
My lyrics is sicker than the late Sanni Abacha
Prior to him dying, there just ain’t no denying
Flows come out my mouth like tears from a baby crying
Terry the Rapman, you’re wack man, your rhymes is lame
In all of Nigeria Fishe` is ahead of the game
Modenine, better not cross the line and you’ll be just fine
It’s my time to shine dog, the world is mine
I just smile when I’m listening to your weak ass punchlines
I’m lyrically eating up MCs like this was lunchtime
Kill Fakes, or whatever your name is; why are you catching feelings
The only fan you’ll ever have is on top of your ceiling
Before, I used to sell pizzas; now I got twelve visas
I’m not a troublemaker, for real, I’m here to please ya
My words are controversial, more like racial issues
I got so many ways to diss you that I’m playful with you
I’ll cut you so bad, doctors will need to staple stitch you
You all are siblings you just need someone to baby sit you
For all you racist, I’m here to stay, face it
I bring drama when you see me at the club wasted
Yo! I’m just freestyling, and I’mma keep smiling
Until the day I die Fishe is going to keep rhyming
The way I’m spitting, you’ll think this rubbish is written
But it wasn’t, I’ll beat your ass up like a jealous husband
And murder you on wax then eat your corpse like I’m a maggot
See ninety nine percent of these fake MCs are gays

https://www.nairaland.com/img/Fische.jpg
*Disclaimer: The author of these lyrics have no intentions to beef with the bold lettered fellow Nigeria MCs. Dissing and battling is part of hip hop when it is a healthy competition. Fishe will continue to support and join hands in co-operation with all MCs of the motherland.

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Fishe' is currently on the verge of signing a one year record contract with LA based label Random Records. Visit the official website at http://www.fishe.us to learn more about Fishe' and http://www.fishe.us/fishemusic.html to purchase the debut c.d "moment of Truth" as well as listen and watch clips of Fishe tracks and live performances. The c.d "Moment of Truth" is also available on CD Baby at http://cdbaby.com/cd/fishe . Distribution contract for availability throughout Nigeria just completed. Video for first single to be shot in LA mid August. (from AfricanHipHop.com).

My computer keyboard (PS/2 ) often stops working while I'm using the PC (Pentium 4 Celeron in ATX Tower Casing). When this happens, I would have to remove the keyboard from the PS/2 socket and insert it back to get it to work. That's annoying.

At other times, when I've just booted up my PC, I discover that neither the PS/2 mouse nor the keyboard are responding, so I'll have to shut down with the power button (thank goodness I use an ATX case) wait for a few seconds and then switch the PC back on. This is more annoying.

The worst thing that happens is when I'm working and the speaker suddenly starts making a rapid beeping sound. Then both the keyboard and mouse would stop working and I have to restart the PC and lose all my work. This is the most annoying aspect of the problem.

So is this something I can fix by simply changing my keyboard, or would this require new keyboard and mouse adapters for the motherboard? Is it safe to clean with alcohol or oil and would it help?

What if he has met more than one woman on Nairaland?

She doesn't want to talk to him; she wants to keep him warm.

Too bad Nigeria didn't win any medal, not even aluminium!

Your friend made a silly mistake. What he did is just like a putting food on the laps of a hungry man and expecting him not to eat it! What I've discovered in this life is that "given enough temptation everybody will fall" so that's why the Lord's prayer says "lead us not into temptation ..."

So, no, I do not believe I will "test" my wife-to-be in such matters. what I'll do is to hire a private detective so I'll know what she's doing when I'm not around. This, I believe, is better than leading her into temptation. The truth is that most women can bend so easily when it comes to this issue of sex; so why be the one to bring the temptation?

Hello,

In your favorite Nigerian websites, we noticed that Nigerian webmasters are looking for good channels to use to promote their websites. So we have decided to start a Nigerian Website Directory for our users. Please use this thread to submit your websites for inclusion into our directory, which is currently being compiled.

Requirements for Submitted Websites
- They must be run either by Nigerians, in Nigeria, or for Nigerians.
- They must be completed, or at least at beta (public testing) stage.
- The sites must be of medium to high quality. They must be worth the time of the average visitor.
- Each submitted site should be on it's own domain, with a few exceptions.

To submit any useful Nigerian website, simply compile the following information:
- The address (URL) of the website.
- A short description of the website (1 sentence to 2 paragraphs).
and then post it on this page (recommended) or send to me by PM or email (not recommended!).

Please help us build the best Nigerian web directory ever; a directory of Nigerian Websites Worth Visiting. Remember, the website you submit doesn't have to be yours but you're encouraged to submit yours, too. Both personal and commercial websites are accepted.

Thanks.

Fox, you're wrong. A young boy running a software company called mikerowsoft was recently sued by Microsoft; it was in the news!

In fact, whenever I hear a woman say that, it makes me think that there are serious inferiority complex issues at play here.

It is natural for a group of people who are treated as inferiors to develop inferiority complex.  Now that we have identified this inferiority complex in women in general, how do we fix it?

The answer is that only women can fix it. It is natural for members a group that is seen as being superior to do all they can to hold on to their "superior" status, so men as a group are not just going to wake up one day and start respecting women more.  If women feel they are not being respected enough, it is their responsibility to fight for their fair rights.  If our women are not ready to fight the fight, then they are not yet ready for equality; so for now they should go back to the kitchen where they belong!

We'll probably need information about your friend's qualifications and experience to be able to help out. His ability to speak 5 languages is irrelevant to most employers, and to practice as a lawyer I believe he'll need to go to the Nigerian Law School.

What's his reason for wanting to come to Nigeria?

Oops, I missed it!  Ok, let me correct my statement.  Nigerian women in Nigeria don't care!

Do you notice that no woman (over 18) has contributed to this topic? This proves my point - the only people concerned about the issue of wife beating are men! Can you imagine that?

The main point of my last post is that hollywood actors are not responsible for the sophistication of hollywood movies. Did you get that? Actors all over the world are all the same - all they do is read the lines and follow the directions of the script; that's all. The only thing that's special about "top" actors is that, thanks to their fan following, they get the chance to work on the best films. This is simply because the producer knows that the mere presence of those actors in the movie will make it sell more.

Genevieve Nnaji doesn't get paid better than other actresses because she's more talented. She gets paid more because if I, Seun, am able to get her to act in my debut movie, people will buy it because of Genevieve's face on it. There's even a story that says that the reason Genevieve Nnaji became popular in the first place is because she was charging a low fee for appearance in each movie and acted in so many movies that she because ubiquitous. Yes, talent is helpful in acting but being in the right place at the right time can be even more helpful!

So the issue of Genevieve Nnaji making it in Hollywood is not about her talent; it's about her ability to give the hollywood movie producers the same confidence that she gives Nolywood producers, that "if I put this girl in my movie, it will most likely sell like hot cake". How many fans exactly does she have in the US? Are they concentrated in one place so the movie producer can earn from cinema showings? Even if she makes more than in Nigeria, will it be enough to survive in the expensive hollywood environment?