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Too much of any good thing is bad!

>> No good roads
Some roads are good. More roads will be good if transportation was privatized.

>> No electricity
We have generators. The illusion of 'free power' is responsible for our problems here.

>> No pipe born water
We have bore-holes and wells that provide us with free water without costing us any tax-money.

>> No job for the youths
Bullshit. There are enough jobs for those who are responsible enough to employ themselves.

>> No good transportation means
We have okadas, taxis and commercial buses. Lagos traffic is bad, but the same is true of New York.

So, Nigeria is a good place that is improving. We are much better than all those African nations at war.
If we were at war, you wouldn't be thinking about good roads and employment. You'd be thinking about your life!

For the LORD is our judge, the LORD is our lawgiver, the LORD is our king; he will save us.

The nations around Israel had judges, lawgivers and kings.
The prophet was simply making a case for Theocracy.
He was simply saying, "we will have no illusion of democracy in this land because God is our dictator".

Yes, that's true. Such movies are known as "remakes".

Which is why, if you're cost-sensitive, you should buy an already designed package via the Internet.

Business guru. Entrepreneurship rules because no one man can't write an operating system or office suite alone.

All this dying talk is nonsense. If you'd died for Nigeria, you won't be here saying this. You'd be dead & forgotten.

But celluloid? The world is going digital, & digital cinema is the future, so why bother with expensive celluloid?

dblock:
there'll be a new movie studio for calabar and yeah there are plans for more celluloid movies

Buhahaha. You're kidding, right? Because the rest of the world is moving in the opposite direction!

Men help other men fund movies.

Why can't women help other women to fund movies in order to represent women correctly in films?

Chickens will get their heads ripped off by predators if humans don't do it. They're at the bottom of the food chain!

By the way, a related work of satire is available here: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39105

Sasuke would have won. The sharingan sees all, and the chidori pierces all! Neji is seriously over-rated!!

docokwy:
Higher education is the bedrock of any nation's growth. Educational pursuit in Nigeria is a serious issue, but for one reason or the other, not all Nigerians show interest in that endeavour. Therefore, who are the most educated Nigerians at the moment? The North or the South? The East or the West?

You left out other important categories like:
- the men or the women?
- the prostitutes or the nuns?
- the Christians and Muslims or the atheists?
- The tall people or the short people?
- the beautiful people or the ugly people?
- the fat girls (urhobo) or the skinny girls (lepa)?

Is that a Nigerian movie?

Maybe they do write scripts and the bone-head men refuse to help them with monetary funding

Why can't women fund their own movies? They are too busy buying clothes to make themselves pretty for men!

Does GDP put food on the table? How did the post-September-11 GDP increase help Americans? Please.

I am against child abuse, but street hawking is not necessarily a manifestation of child abuse.
Please allow the poor children to enjoy some dignity of labor. At least they are working instead of stealing.

The portrayal of women in Nollywood is a reflection of the way male writers think. (I got such a script recently.)
Why can't women write their own movie scripts? Because they are too busy breeding and worshipping their men.

Politicians cannot create jobs. They are not magicians; they are liars. Jobs are created by employers only.

Another point of view: We are not better than Hollywood. So what? No other industry is better than Hollywood!

The fact that living is good for only the living

If you are reading this thread, then you are living. Therefore living is good for you. Embrace life as long as you can.

Can a man commit adultery if another woman doesn't make her **** available? Women cheat as often as men.
It is in the nature of certain men to cheat, and those men are always surrounded by gullible women because they tend to be very charming. Before you fall for a great player, ask yourself how he became so good at toasting.

Moved to Phones.

Google is your ebook. www.google.com/search?q=web+design+basics+filetype:pdf

Oh please, we've debunked this ridiculous idea already: www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-6140.0.html

These topics you've mentioned are not prophecies at all.

If any man slaps me, i'll hire those massive guys that work as bouncers in clubs to give him a taste of his own medicine.

after they slap him back for me, he'll learn to try talking through problems.

You think that after suffering such disgrace you'll be able to live with him in the same house without any trouble?
Heh, I guess you just don't understand men. The only thing you can do is to dissolve the stupid relationship.