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Deepfeel:
Stop acting childish, the mother is just uncomfortable hearing the both of you f*ck noisily in the next room even though it's your house just respect the old lady this few months, you can have sex anywhere it must not be in the room at night, why not have some bathroom sex or kitchen sex, Biko it's an opportunity to spice up the sex exploring other places apart from the bed in the room

Please let’s be practicable in our advice, someone cannot come and tell you the conditions you operate in your house.
If she can’t fit in let her leave.

Who bears the cost my brother he should be man enough and send the Mother in-law to her husband.

fabianiyobosa:
Hotel or motel is not a bad idea.

But I doubt if your mother in law said that. Maybe your wife is too shy to engage in it when her mum is around.

miltonchux:
MARTIAL BED.
My wife says no sex until her mother leaves our house.
FROM A MALE READER:
I'm happily married with two young kids ages 2 and 4. We stay in a 2-bedroom apartment and usually leave the connecting door ajar so that if the kids wake up during the night they may have access to our room to seek comfort, which is very frequent especially during these noisy thunder storms.
My problem started with the arrival of my mother-in-law, less than a week ago to spend 2 months. Of course, she sleeps with her grand kids in their room. This doesn’t stop them from frequenting our room during the night, so the door is still left ajar. Much to my amazement, my wife has now told me that she will no longer allow us to copulate during the time her mother is with us. She said her mum scolded her and feels we are rude to engage in lovemaking knowing fully well that she is in the adjoining room.
My wife has always feared her mum so it is impossible for me to convince her that this is her house, not her mum’s. I don’t see myself going one week without sex, talk less of 2 months! Is it my fault that the bed creaks or that my wife has to make noise at her height of ecstasy?
I feel that my mother-in-law is being very intrusive and insensitive and I’m prepared to talk to her and ask her to leave if she insists on tormenting my wife, but I know that my wife won’t find it funny at all. What should I do?

Send the mother packing, let her go and keep the law in her husbands house.

czarina:
Why is this news

Because it involves snake.

Bizmagnet:
The pastor lacks descipline and he is greedy. There's no problem giving to a pastor or anyone in need but when they turn it to your responsibility, you have to stop the nonsense. Next time, tell him need money too when he calls.

Make the guy call the pastor now say him need money.
Tell the pastor that you need it to pray against police cases for the pastor .

mp3ree:
good day
i have an issue and i need urgent help.I just did traditional marriage to my girl friend ,found out later that she did introduction with a guy some weeks ago but later called it of two months before our traditional marriage ,also found out the ex fiance has been sleeping with even after she called the initial introduction off.up to the extent of sleeping with the guy four days to our traditional marriage.
am confused on what line of action i should take,she does not know have found out all this

please advice needed ,no insult.

Since you know and have evidence but have not fully committed yourself, brother eu for your life and forget the lady.
Thank me later

BathingSoap:
This might be a long read guys pls don't be angry with me. I have been a guest on Nland for a while but decided to create this monicker for this purpose.

So this all started when i entered the university in fact i'm now in my finals but as it is now i'm laying on my bed facing the ceiling and we have a test going on in class, i have missed about 3 tests since this semester started but i don't seem to feel alarmed by that, i'll probably have an extra year too the way i'm going but i can't just push myself to get up and read and to wash my uniform being a law student.

Now i feel this is partially because of the fact that i have come to believe school is not for me...i have never been a bright student right from primary school...when i entered the uni as a freshman i had the dreams every fresher had which is to come out with a first class and i worked very hard for it, went for night class every day without sleeping even for a minute, but any time grades came out i always come out at the bottom of the food chain.

I have tried hard to demystify the exact cause of my failure in academics but found no answers, could it be my hand writing, or i don't understand what i read or i'm not good in cramming textbook case laws and sections, or could it be because my brain is just not acclimatized to school and the rigours that come with it.

I have put in effort to handle all these supposed problems but none if them have come to fruition, even to the point that i bought a handwriting book to help improve my handwriting ...yeah i was that desperate



Reality dawned on me tho when my year 2 and 3 results were nothing to write home about...then i started losing interest...hardly go to class even though there is a test...i always say to myself stupidity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results so if i can read and study so much without being able to secure even a C in my courses then i'd rather not try.

Its funny tho that in my year 4 i made more than half a million rendering freelance services to people online...this also fueled my loss of interest in school, I'd rather be committed to something that pays me. I feel bad for mum tho, she put in all this effort to make me learned and give me a good future and she has already started saving for my law school but i know deep down that i am a nut case and can't ever compete with my peers academically.

I have tried my best in fact i'm crying right now, school has always made me feel like a lesser human, i always come out last...i really don't know what to do with life anymore ...i mean why is life so partial and unfair, why can't i be like those bright students...

I brought this here because i believe my Nairaland family will help me get through this terrible faze of my life.

I'll really appreciate if more people get to see this

Thank you

Hmm what an interesting write up, I will start wit this adage;
“Believe in Gods first and in the abilities he gave you you can surmount your fears and achieve your goal”.

Now to the issues, it happens once a while for you to lose interest at a certain point in your education just because of some set backs. Remember that examination has never been the true text of knowledge. For you to write this well that means you still have something good within you in respect of education. I will advice you that you should look at improving knowledge than thinking life ends in grades you get in the university.
Remember Na who go war come back be hero no be who die for war.

Do better than your best and make sure you pass and don’t get worked up with the grade you have .
Don’t miss your text and make sure you write your exams. You should know before you get an A you would get a P, so if P is easy for you to get don’t kill yourself over an A but Pick you P with less stress. Don’t get worked up unnecessarily.
contact me on kanayo74@yahoo.com let’s talk.

Adaibeku:
Sex and Reading bible

They don’t corollate

Tallestimo:
Something terrible is happening to me spiritually I don't longer understand myself, I feel strange spirit taking over my life.
I was sitting today in the examination hall with boldness and confidence ready for the invigilator to share the question papers after I waited patiently, the papers were shared round. Immediately I opened my question paper I felt something strange in my body, I become confused totally.
A course that I studied all night with the expectation of pass this course with flying color but reverse was the case.
Men of God, I need prayer i can not longer feel the presence of God in my life.

I will advice you learn how to concentrate and CA down when. you get your question papers.
Try and get coconut and use the water inside to wash your head, while doing that say "no one knows how water gets into the coconut no one will know how I pass my exams.

subcbouy:
Are you now investigative journalist.? congrat first, haba

Congratulations my brother wishing you a very good career.
Are you an engineer or what?

acesboy:
Dear nairalander i cannot hold my joy anymore, that is why i want to share it with you people. to help me thank God and also to encourage my wonderful co-member of this great forum who are still searching for job never to give up on God. i was given a job which i applied for through this forum yesterday. at that instant while discussing the condition of the job and the renumeration with my employer {which are ok and i was gladly willing to take it}. i received a text from national space research and development agency( NASRDA), that i have been offered an employment, telling to be in AGF office at abuja on monday for capturing. it is not even quite long i finished nysc oh, i am among the last batch (2018A) that just passed out. i am telling you guys this, never to give up on God. him that do it for me will surely do it for you.

If I may ask, which state are you from?

Gistsfanz:
Male Prostitute Turned Cult Leader Shares Photos Of His Wives' Naked Butts With Tattoos Of His Name (+18)

A man, who made news headlines after he went from being a male prostitute to starting a religion of his own, has shared photos of all his wives' naked butts to show off the tattoo of his name they got.
Eligio Bishop, the founder of Carbon Nation, who calls himself Master Chief, has multiple wives. He sometimes divorces old ones and marries new ones. According to the religion he started, men are allowed to have multiple wives and mistresses while the women are supposed to allow it and see themselves as sister wives. The religion also requires its members to shun technology and only feed from the earth. They are also nudists and mostly live as a community in the jungle where they all move about naked.
Recently, all the wives of the cult leader got tattoos of him on their butt. The name Eligio was tattooed on all three women's butts with a fruit beside it.
The African American cult leader shared the photos of his three wives' backside and wrote: "All my wives get my name tatted on that ??... gotta do it."
https://www.gistsfanz.com/2019/06/male-prostitute-turned-cult-leader.html

Avoid technology but he is using technology to do tattoo on his wives butt.
Hypocrites of the highest order .

Izuogu4Presdent:
When will Nigeria nay Africa wake up?

he does not even believe in the God that he claims to be serving in His house.

The first cleaning out process.

unknownguy:
@RejoiceboysBlog
www.Instagram.com/RejoiceboysBlog

Mercy Aigbe's Daughter, Is About to become a Teenager, will be 18 Soon.

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She wrote:
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Rephrase the heading please, the day she became 13 years that's when the teen age starts.
Now she don wan reach watin dem dey take woman do proper.

Safiaa:
A man can never make a woman cum like another woman. Just saying

na dem.

Uteghe:
That's IPOB for you.

Are their names not Afonja, because IPOB is easier to call abi Na watin.
Afonjas are know world wide for this type of things .

How much is the A5 pro?

Some people will just make others waste data because they want to trend.
This girl and her picture Na dem be this .

If it’s not an insect then it’s a normal ear wax.

chiommy123:
They for pity the pastor na haba.

Pity the pastor with which money?

CityNGR:
Anyone comparing Xiaomi to infinix is high

kindly specify what they are high on? just saying they are high you are dignifying infinix.

JubrinElSudan:
Marry her first then go ahead and train her. So that everyone will know that you are training your wife which isn't an issue. Training a girlfriend is an issue, at the end she decides to dump you, you will start whining about how you spent money on her

my guy sense dey your head.
I tuale for this your advice.

Edible worm

Mybussinessmind:
My name is Donyabi, Godfrey Ebimobowei.

The road was never easy for me but I scaled through by His grace.

ROAD TO MY ICAN SUCCESS

2010

My dad lost his lucrative job, my younger brother was seriously ill which cost my dad a lot of money to treat him, my parent separated and the same year I gained admission into the higher institution but I couldn’t further my studies because I had no sponsor. It was like hell for me that year coupled with the fact that I had not gotten out of the pains I passed through when my best friend, Late Daniel kelvin Ebikabowei betrayed our friendship by allowing death to take his life. And my dad gave me his blessings “ Godfrey anything you do in life ; God will surely expose you for good and people will acknowledge you for your worth” and he further gave me a caveat to this prayer “ But Godfrey you must work hard because if you fail today neither me nor your mother will be held responsible but you”



2011

I started my first work on January 4, 2011 in a factory (LG) and the first Salary I received was N9,000 and subsequently N11,000 as salary and I was just trying to manage myself to keep body and soul together and also to comply with the advice of my dad.

2012

I was still working in the factory and later in the year I came across my secondary classmate( Lawal Sikiru(AAT)) who was running ICAN ATS programme and he gisted me about ICAN and he convinced me “ you don’t have to be rich to run ICAN programme”...this was what gingered me to run this ICAN programme, that year I enrolled for the programme even though my salary then was meagre, I registered with Safe Associates Ltd ICAN tutorial as recommended by my friend(Sikiru) in December 2012 to write March 2013 diet; my first day in class was not funny, I was asked if I would be able to cope with the system lecture-wise(becuase they had gone far with lectures), financially and otherwise because I registered late and I said let us how it goes.



2013

I wrote my first exam in March 2013 (ATS 1) while still working in the factory and my exam fee was far higher than my salary; thank God to Sherifat (Sherry) who assisted me with the payment of my ATS 1 exam fee. The result came out after 6 weeks based on the standard and I passed 3 out of 4, I was demoralized but my motivator (Akinsulire Yewande(AAT,Bsc,ACA)) gave me reasons to continue with the programme.I wrote the paper I failed in September 2013 and I passed.That year most times I do trek from Apapa to Ojuelegba just to meet up with classes and there was no fund to finance my transport.





2014

I wrote my ATS 2 exams in March 2014 while still working in the factory and I got another work immediately after the exam in an accounting firm as office assistance with the help of my ATS 1 classmate and co-worker Nwankwo Fidelia on March 24,2014. When the result came out I passed 3 out of 4. I still picked up the courage to continue and I wrote again in September 2014 and passed. This time around I was staying in my tutorial to read overnight and also to minimize expenses.

2015

I wrote my ATS 3 exams in March 2015 and passed all and was inducted in June 2015 as AAT and I was promoted . I registered for ICAN professional programme the same year and I was given some exemtions as AAT member. I was supposed to write November 2015 but I didnt write because I was not financially bouyant.During my ATS 3 days ; Thanks to sochima Umeh(my friend turn brother who was trying in his own little way to assist me with his food and we lived as brothers those days, same goes to my Ijaw sister Hannah Clement(AAT) and Shakirat(AKA Shakira) who assisted in their ways to see me happy in class. I must not forget Jide(AAT,Bsc)(Omo Bababeji) in a rush,Toheeb and Collins Ibe(AAT,ACA) you made my ATS 3 a memorable one.God bless you for me.

2016

I wrote May 2016 diet (Skilled level) and passed 3 out of 4.I wrote the outstanding paper and passed it in November 2016 diet. As usual I was short of fund but thank God to Nigerian Army Lt. Bola(ACA) who paid 3 quarter of my exam fee in Skill Level and also to Tosin(ACA)( Tosin my woman like I do call her in class).

2017

I wrote my Final papers in May 2017(Final Level) and passed 3 out 5 and I wrote the oustanding 2 papers in November 2017 and passed all and to the Glory of God I became a qualified Chartered Accountant.Thanks to Merit Isaac who tried in her own little way and to my sister from my Mother’s Village who completed my final exam fee (Mercy Ogori).

2018

I was promoted after I qualified.

2019

I was inducted as an ACA member of ICAN on May 8,2019. A day I live to remember. Thanks to Ann Onyinyechi Eze my paddy of life who is always bordered about my career and also to my Boss (Mr Solomon Osunba(FCA) who has always given me reasons to be focused and determined in life and also to my fellow colleagues in Solomon Osunba & Co.(Chartered Accountants) for your support and to my family members and friends (The list is too long) for your support.

CHALLENGES TO MY ICAN PROGRAMME

I faced so many challenges while running the programme:

I was downgraded that people who are not rich cannot run ICAN programme.

I had to tutor my friends just to get food in return (i.e stomach infrastructure...LOL)

I passed through hell just to scale through my ICAN programme. I remembered my final exams in may 2017 I was admitted almost one month in the hospital; my friends had a secret meeting with the doctor and told the doctor “Godfey doesn’t give himself rest that he is always in Church,School or Work and he is workaholic” and the funny doctor recommended that I should stop reading for a while and if possible I should forfeit my exams; I adhered to the non-reading aspect recommendation of the doctor but I refused to forfeit the exams slated for May 2017 and I managed to pass 3 out of 5 even though I was black out in the exam hall.



KEYS TO MY ICAN SUCCESS



I was always determined and focus to be successful in my life even though the road was rough and some people discouraged me that I cannot enroll for ICAN programme with my financial status.



I was not discouraged by the words of people with negative thought instead I see them as instrument to suceed.



I listened to the advice of my parent who always wanted me to be educated at all cost because they were not educated but they value it and also to the advice of my mentor and friends.



ADVICE TO PEOPLE WHO FACING ONE CHALLENGE OR THE OTHER




You might think that the problems of this world is on you but I tell you that if you strive hard you will surely reach the top.



Be focused and disciplined no matter the circumstance

Always plan adequately and give yourself deadlines for every tasks you have.



Pray and work hard.

If I CAN make it; you are not exempted from scaling through.



On this note I wish to congratulate myself and also wish to appreciate all my well wishers and those who contributed financially and otherwise to see through this programme.

I am the first Chartered Accountant from Donyabi’s race...more wins and celebration to come from the donyabi’s family...stay tune.

Thanks and God bless.

Donyabi, Godfrey Ebimobowei (AAT,ACA)


Source: https://www.billionairezmindset.com.ng/2019/05/my-ican-success-story-godfrey-ebimobowei.html

congratulations welcome to the club.

JejeNaija:
Okay let's imagine you are to meet your partners parents for the first time and when you get there they offer you this meal.

What will you do?

I will tell them am fasting and invite them for a proper meal in my house.

balosammy:
good afternoon great nairalanders

yesterday as I was relaxing jejely , my phone rang and it's my dad calling me ..I picked up and he said there is a good news for u and I was like money don come...then he spill out what makes my heart jump out of my bod, he said (YOUR JUNIOR BROTHER HAS IMPREGNATED A GIRL) ...I was so weak when I heard that ...mind u my junior brother is 22 while the girl is 18-19, he works where they pay him peanut and he preparing for school next year .... I was so surprised and very angry at same time, surprisingly the girl has been pregnant since three months ago and she didn't know. when her mother discovered this she just took the girl to my mum's shop and they discussed everything together. I didn't know thier outcome yet . though my dad said as a Christian family he can't allow abortion

am very confused ryt now I don't even know what to do because am just thinking of the boy's future ...won't this be an obstacle for his future ?

My brother it might be difficult but you should not encourage the abortion please. I know it is difficult but it is the best choice to make. You peopl will never regret it.
Please never withdraw your support for him.

My brother the earlier he does it the better

Abfinest007:
laughable.he said, if I place curse on anyone no one can unturn it ok oh come n place d curse on our politicians

goldcoinhub:
An American lady identified as Khaliah, is currently in search of Nigerian man whom she claimed is the father of her son, but she has lost contact with him.

According to LIB, the lady said she met the man two years ago after hooking up on a dating app. She eventually got pregnant, but she had lost his contact as at then.

She is now seeking help to locate the man as she seems distraught at the fact that her son has not gotten to know his father.

Khaliah wrote

”Hello my name is khaliah and I live in Atlanta. Almost 2 years ago, I hooked up with this man. We lost contact and I know he is somewhere. My child is growing older and needs his father. Please help me find him, this is not his real name and he doesn’t know anything about his son. I have no idea where to find this man please help by just posting.

I met this man on a dating site and we hooked up a few times in Buckhead Atlanta. I named my baby boy Karter”

She says she is sure the man is a Yoruba man.

https://lailasnews.com/american-lady-in-search-of-nigerian-man-who-is-the-father-of-her-son/

lalasticlala

My sister, no name tied to the picture or what? Try and know the name, then half of the problems are solved.