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Preshy561:
I wish this can happen to every cheating guys out there.

What about the women.

1960ng:
Festus Keyamo, senior advocate of Nigeria (SAN), does not believe the figures of the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) on increase in poverty under the current administration President Mohammadu Buhari.



San FestusKeyamo, who is spokesman of the re-election of President Muhammadu Buhari, disclosed this in a chat with a Interviewer.

Asked why he thought Buhari deserved re-election in light of reports on growing poverty and the weak economy, Keyamo said, “Where does the National Bureau of Statistics get its figures from? I don’t believe those statistics!”Nigerian are becoming richer under Buhari the NBS are liars.

Statistics from the NBS show that unemployment has been on the increase under Buhari, millions of people lost their jobs from 2015 till date.

According to the bureau, 18.80 percent where unemployed in the third quarter of 2017, compared to the 9.90 percent in the third quarter of 2015.

Keyamo expressed optimism that Buhari would be re-elected in 2019, saying the president will instil a different political culture in the country before he retires and he is better than any Leader Nigeria has seen.

“He (Buhari) needs time to instil that culture different from what we have learnt government is all about,” he said.

Let’s be honest, most young people of our generation grew up to know only the PDP system, which is – and was – only about money.”

The Buhari re-election campaign spokesman said unlike the PDP “whose oxygen is money”, Buhari did not need federal funds to clinch his re-election, saying his supporters would be happy to sell their possessions and go hungry for his re-election.

He said Buhari also needed to consolidate his anti-corruption war and deal a final blow on insecurity, describing insinuations that the president was sponsoring herdsmen as “satanic and idiotic.”

He also spoke on the president’s reference to Nigerian youths as “lazy”; allegations that he abandoned the defendant in the Ozubulu church killings to join Buhari; and what he thought his former mentor and leading human rights lawyer, Gani Fawehimi (SAN), would have done with Buhari’s government.

When asked if he would support full disclosure of the health status of all the candidates in the 2019 campaign, Keyamo said, “I agree that candidates should declare their health status. But if somebody is sick and is well and now discloses that he is well now, fine. He (Buhari) is ready to go; he is fit to go. Abacha was not sick at all, no history; yet he slumped and died.”

He also expressed support for presidential debate and President Buhari will be ready than ever.

https://www.1960ng.com/2018/06/13/i-dont-believe-nbs-figures-says-keyamo-on-growing-poverty-under-buhari/

You will never understand because you are a laywer you are not good with figures except when their is a Naira sign in front.

GreatOlu1:
For real To defend herself now, she will say she is kissing in tongue. ..

Hmm this one na new gift of the spirit ABI watin?

Kearl:
My wife is having an affair, but she hasnt known that I know that this is going on. Discovered about it not long ago. Still thinking d best course of action.

It was first d feeling of pain, but that phase has passed now. Right now I need to strategize on what next to do.

Still painful though, cos I never knew she could do such.

Just typing this to let off the steam.

secure your self first, know what you can bear and the worst consequence to come out of it.
If you can't bear it now play along and keep your evidence if you have any.
No matter what you call her and discus with her she will always lie about it.
Start planning for your future alone.
Any woman that can cheat on you once will do it over and over again. If she sees you want to be too strict and she want to eat her cake and have it she goes for the kill.
That's why I say secure your life first.

Mrnakeina:
OP ever head of 'elastic limit'?

He never studied physics.

Ire2:
I Will do that once she is back from church. What if she says she doesn't know?

Persuade her if she loves you she will tell if she has anything to do with it.
Another angle to this is yourself, may be you a having a subconscious thoughts that is causing the problem for you.

Ire2:
Good morning nairalanders please treat this issue with urgency!

I met a girl 5 days ago, I asked her out the next day to be my gf after inviting her over for a date, she eventually agreed! I was happy, she is a beautiful chocolate skinned girl one can kill for!

So day before yesterday I invited her over to my place, she came, we got talking and then we got into a really hot romance section and we were both turned on, so I took off her clothes and all that, then I discovered she was wearing a pad and I asked her about it and she said she was seeing her period!

I said no problem let us stil do it like that o (i said to my self "this one I don manage fit one bang this babe so if I leave her go now as the thing they her body she fit come make yanga next time o" ) so I pressured her and she finally accepted so we had sex that day and she left.

Guys since then I have been having endless nightmares anytime I close my eyes! I have exactly the same dream, which is being stabbed repeatedly endless of times by unknown person in the dream!

Now I had this same nightmare this night again and this is the reason I am awake right now!

Please My people here what could be the cause of this torment in my dream and what is the solution to this? please help a brother here the dreams are so real and scarry It almost feels like I am going insane right now

Call her and tell her what you are experiencing and ask.hwr the way out.
you should be bold and very categorical .

BoneBlogger:
A lone male suicide bomber was killed after being shot by security operatives while trying to detonate his bomb at Post office area in Maiduguri, capital of Borno State, on Saturday night. The suicide bomber who was shot dead - failed to kill anyone in the process.

According to a statement by the spokesman of the Borno State Police Command, DSP Edet Okon, the lone suicide bomber detonated his bomb at about 7:15pm when he saw the massive police deployment at Oando petrol station in Post Office area of Maiduguri.

He was said to be heading towards Monday Market.

Edet said men of the Explosive Ordinance Deparment have been deployed to sanitize the scene and render the area safe.

He added: “The Commissioner of Police Borno State, CP Damian Chukwu hereby urges residents of the state to go about their lawful activities without fear. He also assures members of the public of the readiness of the command to ensure a hitch free Ramadan celebration.”

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/06/suicide-bomber-killed-while-trying-to-detonate-his-bomb-in-maiduguri-graphic-photos.html

he wanted to be a matyre , he has been. Thank God he did not take people with him .
let him go and enjoy his 70 imaginary virgins.

Leksidebolton:
Na she approach you ?

Madly in love kó ‘

Psychiatric In Love ní.......
Advice her as you will advice your own junior sister if such happens to her ‘ Sotiye e ‘

Am still laughing at this your comment.

my brother na so them dey talk to Mr nice guy and another person dey shine the Kongo.
Tell her you are also not interested in a relationship but you just want to be with her.
She is still naive, you have to build her confidence and make her know and understand what have for her, it will help her in making her decision on time.

fighal:
Brothers I'm so vexed right now, Everything just weak me.
My girlfriend told me that one of her ex lovers and she has been talking lately and dude has promised to marry her. She come open her mouth dey tell me she's confused. That she get double mind.

I dey para for her and all she's still saying I'm overreacting.
Please guys, I need una advise.
am I overreacting??

The earlier you know she is gone, the better for you.

happybrother:
Ok, I skipped the intros because it has been treated in numerous posts by me and others here hn Agric section.0k let me explain: plant grafting is the practice of joining two or more plant parts to form one plant that bears a desired fruit. It involves a rootstock(the one with the root part) and a scion ( the part that will be on top) . In clear terms it is the plant version of plastic surgery to improve value,look and make the canopy (tree height and spread) dwarf. By this practice an unplearant tree's taste,look,height and shelf life could be 'bettered'. Most importantly, a three that seven years+ to fruit could fruit in three years.we have two types of grafting as it relates to location: in-situ (grafting an already planted seedling )and ex-situ(grafting the seedlings in the polybags) .

Thanks for the explanation.

greatforever:
I posted sth here last month. but I haven't moved on she hasn't soften her pedal she insists we separate. D reasons she gave was da I was making jokes which wen I was with her I apologised. I TLD her I was sorry...
she even went ahead to tell me da I'm a good person but she doesn't want any relationship 4 now.

d prob now is da I haven't moved on from her. her thought keep rising in my mind...

pls help I want to move on

Yes your thought will always be towards her, but my advice is to forget it.
She is genuine enough to have told you. If you continue, you will ever regret it because the heart brake no go get mate.

happybrother:
The trend in progressive agric nations in fruit-tree planting is to plant only grafted seedlings, a practice that started since 1600 years ago. I am deeply worried that most people don't see the need to plant grafted seedlings either out of ignorance ,superstition, or laziness. Could it be lack of resources or unavailability of choiced seedlings? I have encountered CROP SCIENCE lecturers who know every term about grafting but cant graft nor teach their students the practice of grafting plants. I once looked stupid before some undergrads when I suggested learning grafting for self-employment. Why is our agric practice this backward. What is wrong with "US"?

When writing things look kenthis, you first explain what is seed grafting so people that don’t know like me will know them appreciate what you are talking about.

BloggersNG:
An Obviously Angry Man has ordered curse to follow his ex girlfriend for dumping, Sharing loved up photo of them, the guy said she dumped him over distance, And according to him after everything he has done for her, thats not good enough reason, So he placed curse on her..

See below!


Gossip From Ebiwali--
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/06/man-places-curse-on-his-girlfriend-for.html

Love a and trust a woman at your own detriment.
She has gone and gone for good.
Thank God it happened now.

ijustdey:
https://newtelegraphonline.com/2018/06/okorocha-oyegun-should-go-to-jail/

Kettle calling pot black.

buhariguy:
buhari don't have political thugs,

Did your ineffectual buffoon has political thugs?

Hmm just found out you are one of his thugs for you to be this aggressive on a question.
Learn to be civil and matured.

amzee:
She's a GOLD DIGGER

True talk, but seems she has found gold.

We must be citizen any which way.

Quickjobs:
​The Presidency on Monday subtly lashed out at former President, Olusegun Obasanjo and ex-Head of State, Ibrahim Babangida.

President Muhammadu Buhari’s Personal Assistant on Social Media, Lauretta Onochie, described Obasanjo and Babangida as bad and ugly.

Onochie, who shared a photograph of Buhari, Obasanjo and Babangida, however described the current president as good.

The photograph showed Buhari standing alongside Obasanjo and Babangida, in that order.

An encrypted message attached to the photograph which she posted on her Twitter handle, reads, “Who has a copy of the movie called. “THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY?” The Good, Bad and Ugly.”

Onochie, however, did not give reasons for sharing the photographs and the encrypted message.

http://kikiotolu.com/lauretta-onochie-calls-ex-presidents-obasanjo-babangida-bad-ugly-photo/

Lauretta what will you call yourself?

Baawaa:
But he uses them as polical guys

Which politician don't have political thugboe thugs?

Kinggnicole:
You are the one who needs both automatic and manual reset judging from this rubbish you just wrote here.

I see you just bought data and you want to see if you working well ABI?
Ok it's working very well as you see, out it to better use next time.

Grow up.

Lionesss:
You are a fool!!!!!

For someone to air his view you insult what would you do if you had control or authority over the person, I guess you will kill.
Grow up and make good use of your data instead of using it to insult people.

kneehighbootz:
You're very stupid!!!!!

If you need to flex your muscles, why don't you engage the agbero on your streets in mortal combat?

Ode!!! Nonentity!!!!

And go to school while you're at it

I see you are very ill mannered to haul insult on someone that did not insult you, imagine how you treat people around you.
You are very shallow minded and I can't waste my data on people like you.

FlirtyKaren:
One week after she celebrated her 10th wedding anniversary with her husband, Omotoyosi Rasaq who is also a footballer, Nollywood actress, Bose Alao took to her Whatsapp status to announce the end of their marriage.


According to Bose Alao who said she has had enough of suffering and smiling, her husband threatened to send her to the mortuary. She also added that her husband has sisters, yet no one batters them. Bose Alao concluded her rant, by stating that her phone was destroyed by her husband who left scars all over her body.

On their 10th wedding anniversary, Bola Alao who shared a video of her husband, wrote;

A Decade already!!!!!!
A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people, who refuse to give up on each other.
Happy anniversary to Mr & Mrs Omotoyossi
But chai, I look 15 tho
Celebcouple

Unlimited Ife Olorun
I need you by my side even in the next 60years
I am a real Queen
I deserve all happiness ....
Your children remain 3 boys for my body, all I ask is may God grant your heart desires In Jesus name . You Deserve all happiness Mr Rasakii

In an interview shortly after she got battered by her husband months ago, the actress said who was reached out to by Sunday scoop said;

 “I know what you want to talk about, and I am not interested in saying anything about it.”

Prodded to make a comment to allay the worries of her fans who are worried about her well-being, she said, “My lawyer has told me not to say anything about that issue, and I’m keeping to his advice.”

On how she met her husband, she said;

My hubby was a fan and I met him through a colleague. It is not true that he paid millions for my phone number. I am happy I met my hubby and that I am married to him. I did my children a great favour by having him as their dad. Despite the fact that he is a footballer, he lives a very decent life. He has his flaws and I have mine but we are both working on ourselves. I usually listen to advice from family, friends and fans. And in everything I do, I always think of my kids first.

Here's her rant below;


https://lailasnews.com/actress-bose-alao-splits-from-footballer-husband-omotoyosi-after-10th-anniversary-celebration/

Lalasticlala

Am not surprised, seems the guy is broke and can’t pay her bills. She needs freedom to misbehave .
Life of an average gold digger.

espn:
No 1 forced u.... I wonder why some men will raise der hands and beat a woman... That still baffles me. If am provoked to the extreme I would rather let go of that relationship than beat her....

Sincerely it’s not right beaten a woman but some women need automatic reset once in a while.

3free2:
I know similar stories has been narrated on this forum but I want the world to hear my tale of regret and sorrow.

For nine years I've struggled to eliminate family interference from my home but unfortunately I've not been able to. My father in-law and his wife call the shot and when I resist my wife promptly takes side with them claiming that I'm being disrespectful.

From the onset I pleaded with my own family to allow us chat our own path, learn from our mistakes and grow together in love. This has backfired on me because my wife did not do same with her family.

I can't consider breakup, I don't want my kids to grow in a broken home. The problem is worse presently only God can show me the way out of this mess.

Some might say I was weak from the onset, but some women can be manipulative and cunning. I am in a cage right now, I desperately need help before the worst happens.

There is always a time for new beginning and nothing is impossible if you believe.
My advice for you is to start putting your foot down from this point on. Never allow anyone to call the shots in your family.

BattaBox:
*We DEAD*


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tIlwIN5IBo

How many boyfriends do you think a Nigerian girl can have?? And how would you save their name in your phone

As many as she can handle.

Mrbolt555:
Was strolling on the street in the night like i usually do(streetboy). So i decided to Bleep cus i have very high libido. Straight! I headed to the brothel at jakande. I got there and looked for the right bitch with a nice ass cus i like slim thick girls with nice ass. Alas! I found one and dragged her to the room. I removed my clothes and threw her on the bed. She screamed at me, "oh my, your so strong". I didnt even reply. I started pounding her wet pussy. It was nice. I changed position to doggy style but then she refused. I asked, "why?" . She said the money i paid was to small. Na so i vex drag her up and forced the dick in. She smiled "your a real bad boy" . After some hours i had a very powerful orgasm. One of the best in a while. Sigh. I relaxed.

Im out!!

You have justified the use of your data abi?