₦airaland Forum

caprini1:
This useless thing killed my classmate in secondary school,the first funeral i attended in my life.....i have a phobia for it,it can never enter my house.

sorry

burnt or electrocution?

bizzibodi:
I almost burn house twice with that thing.
1st one as a teen a mistakenly plug d cable instead of radio plug,it was hang on a old fridge vegetables holder omo see fire in d midnight thank God I didn't slept off during 11:15pm movie on NTA.
The 2nd incident was i intend to make tea when phcn took power & i was preparing to go for one public lecture,i forgot totally went for d event,i was returning from the event 5hrs later at 8pm remember inside bus in Lagos holdup,i almost jump out & starts running for 10km but keep my cool & pray for phcn not bring power...on reaching my area i saw light my heart somersaulted...I was imagining the landlord house on fire with d whole neighbourhood watching helplessly eventually an okada took me home on opening d door i saw d heater & d iron cup red hot with a stabiliser carton close to it untouched i stretched forth my hand & off d switch,then made d sign of d cross.

Your 2nd story : what a great relief and narrow escape! Lolz

Moneyboyz:
I knew what it's about before I entered the thread, I wish someone had a bet with me, I would have won.

Me too... Lol

The thing na gangster amidst other electrical appliances, very notorious for mischief and sorrow.

placeofallure:
I'll never ever forget. It was December 26, 1999

The fanti carnival was going on from street to street, there was a procession of happy people dancing and all.

A neighbour plugged water with this appliance, she wanted to make eba. There was power outage and on hearing the sounds of drumming outside, she left to go see the procession without unplugging the boiling ring. She even followed the procession.

Shortly after, power was restored. Nobody knew that the house was in flames until it was too late. The lady, a teenager at the time left her sleeping baby in the room. Somebody had to do a Jack Bauer stunt to go pull out the baby.

Our apartment was right next to where the fire started. I wasn't even home, just my kid brothers and sisters. Our parents have traveled to celebrate Christmas in our village. My big sis too wasn't home. That was how the entire building was razed, as in totally razed at Christmas.

The fire was fast. It had caught all the ceilings, so when people rushed in to pick things, the ceiling was dropping on them, they had to abort the mission. We didn't bring out a pin from the fire. We had just the clothes we were wearing, no pants nothing. I'm mostly pained about my pictures. All the childhood pictures, those memories gone.

People in the neighborhood started donating stuff ranging from clothes to food, to money. We became destitute. Our parents had to cut short their trip. We slept with friends, family etc for about 3 months before we got our groove back. I had to return to school a week or so after the fire incident. Before then, I moved in with my bf now hubby. My dad had to cough out money for new clothes apart from the normal semester expenses, my bf too. I came back after the semester to a new apartment.

Since then, you'd never see me use that thing, Never!

Damn! Horrible! Great thing no life was lost.

That thing na real harbinger of death and disaster.... With the scary stories all around, the use was discontinued in our home then. It really wreaked havoc, like a spirit follows it around. And majorly na spirit of forgetfulness. especially when light don go and you leave am.


NB: On no account should that thing be used at night especially when feeling sleepy or sorry na the person name.

SavageBoy:
Mehn!!!

Ours would have been like that if not for the quick intervention of our next door neighbor.

I think I was barely five or so, my mum was using it to boil water. She then told me to off the socket when it starts boiling. Locking me and my younger bro from outside, she went to get something close by.

Mumu me, instead of switching off the socket when the water started to boil, I removed the boiling ring and placed it on the table while the socket was still on

Na so fire oh, it started getting serious, to the extent that the flame was almost touching our ceiling. I was just there looking, telling my younger brother "see fire," fortunately our neighbor started perceiving the smell of something burning,traced it to our room and that was how that impending disaster was averted oh.

After then, the use of boiling ring in the compound was banned by our landlord. The fear of boiling ring is still in me till tomorrow

See fire... Lol... You be real mumu

Which position you dey for class dat time?

Karemarealty288:
I believe the case was reported because the man is malnourished....Sudanese men no dey eat balanced diet. Google their Minister for Water Affairs and come back make we discuss.

I Googled their minister for water affairs, Damn!

I'm still laughing here..... Never knew it was that guy wey dem dey use for meme.

Looks more like a clown and a weed smoker

SandraIkuboR:
it didn't start today

We know what we went through in the hands of all this so called lecturers

Anyways,the society is to be blamed!!

You were asked out or sexually harassed?

koning:
"In one of the videos the person shouting Thank you Jesus is the man's wife."



Really.....

Yes, really

bergs2:
Brother, I agree 100% with your narrative.
And most unfortunate is how we so easily blame the whites for our misfortune as if we are less human than they are or we are second class humans.
This is 2022, over a half of a century after most Africans got their independence, yet, we still blame the whites as if their system was organized by God and ours left for us to organise.

You are talking about organization? A question, do you support one Nigeria or you wish Nigeria to divide along tribal lines?

ademola721gmai:
On top of somebody’s native country o. This western barbarians and their supporters will never know peace

You can take more of their peace by bombing dem yahoo

sukkot:
thats because Russia is the horseman of the apocalypse and when they rise Europe and America falls.

Explain more... What comes after the horseman of the apocalypse?

Odinaka00:
This Reno sef. What does he do for a living? Why can’t he visit home?

He washes plates in Canada

Deborah98:
Our pastor for the first time said we should go get our PVC and vote. Enough of the prayers it's time for action. There's nothing actually wrong in praying but don't do so when the situation at hand requires actions.... We too dey spiritual pass people wey even bring the gospel to us. Nawaooo

PVC is good, but it may not also work. It's funny people don't know the war facing them in Nigeria. The secret to winning this war is to go tackle it from the source.

Naija matter pass prayer and PVC. Until a lot are awakened, the problem we have on ground may not leave quickly. Your pastor and the rest like him are still scratching the surface of the problem and are joking.

SARSCoV2:
That is the packaged scam!

If you fall for it, it will end in tears!

Lol.... Just like kolaqalagbo wey dey use Davido dey advertise that time.

SARSCoV2:
I almost thought it was Revolution Plus

That company is a fraud and scam!

Run for your life and never attempt to do any real estate business with them! It will definitely end in tears.


I hope Twelve23 Projects will never degenerate to that level of scamming people of their hard earned money.

Wetin happen? Had experience with them? No be Odunlade Adekola dem dey use advertise for that time bá?

Raychee:
I used to be this way until life taught me a hard lesson.

Lol... Yeah,. Many people are rascals....once they see your weakness, the next thing is to scheme how to start cheating you without remorse. Until you have had enough! They are like devils.

Make people come collect HIV àbí?

Deborah98:
Who else has seen that video of some women and young men carrying guns, singing and dancing around. Whenever the issue of self defense is raise they'll kick against but will prefer to release whooping sums as ransom. Nigeria will never happen to me or anyone close to me again. Very anyhow country with anyhow people...

Change the statement in your personal text to "please God divide Nigeria." It is then we can say you're serious about Nigeria not happening to you or any of your close associates, anything asides that, you're still joking!

paulolee:
habe few on them on my PC...its placed closed my netflix video file written "Indecency" in bold..anybody dt sees the need to watch can access it, am too matured to hide such stuff..
remember wen a church sister visited n asked for my videos, I gave her d p.c n she was going well with Netflix vidoes n got bored, saw "Indecency" n still clicked on it..
she say different crazy names n nuude pics attached to d different files n still clicked to view and she saw hot Indecency n shouted jeez, wat is this??
dt talk pain me eh, u see Indecency, see nudes n clicked n expected to see oyedepo preaching or mercy chinwo singing??
the goat still watch all 357 videos, I paused watching football, drag small loud n we acted d movies together n it gat me feeling like king nasir.....girls sabi pretend eeh..

Lol

Always available on controversial matters... But let's leave ASUU for now. Lai Mohammed, where have you been?

flexyrule:
There's a man that owes me over N100 million. If Trabaye can recover even 50% of what he owes me, you will take 10% of whatever Trabaye recovers.


Deal

Deal! Drop your contact make we talk!

HantaVirus:
I doubt if there's anyone in this world who don't have one challenge or the other.

Money ain't my problem but I've been depressed for the past five years and it seems nothing can heal me....I don't enjoy what I used to enjoy anymore.

I've traveled around the world,indulged in new habits, got therapy,learnt new skills ,yet no changes.

I just live for the moment now cos life ain't shit

When you bless someone like me with that money of yours, it will begin to heal you sequentially. You will definitely gain more and more happiness because every good deed done to put smiles on people's face makes the heart better. No jokes!

OGwales:
I have always told people that the imaginary being called God na lies and fabrications. A group is killing other humans for their so called weak but wicked God and prophet, the other is trying to be too nice because of an imaginary heaven and hell

We better get sense and defend ourselves. God no fit help anybody because he is simply dumb, powerless and careless.

Lol... Your last statement reeks of frustration and anger. I understand coz I'm having a fair share.

But God isn't scam or non-existent. It is the NARRATIVE and PRESENTATION of God that is false and wrong.

These narratives are majorly in the Christian gospels and Islam religion. After they've told you, this is God, this is what he can do, and after you practice even with holiness and dedication you find out that it's not really true.

You see, Africans inherited these religions, but the practicers of these religions, do they practise it in our method? These people defend themselves, work with their hands, achieve things, but here we preach blind faith as if God does it like magic whereas God is INDIFFERENT.

But you are taught God cares for everything and is always there to save in a split second, is this true, NO!

God's personality may be better understood from the traditional angle of observation from which some indigenous African religions view God from, not the lies and ignorance that are being preached here in our Churches especially.

Also, out of Africa and Nigeria, most people are more rational than those we have here. However, some are still foolish just as we have here too if not more.

You may not agree with me though, but that's my view point and I have reasons (can't explain everything here).

DropsMic:
Surest and fastest way to become a millionaire...

Nut in a cup, get credited ✌️
Nut in your girl, get debited

Lol... Werey

Rastaramsey:
Kuje wey your Papa build
How sure are you that yourba Niggars committed this crime

You just keep barging into every thread to spill trash....

Baba check your email

Very very old video

But moral of the story : see what you're buying... Quickie in the dark bathroom, chopping under the staircase and all other dark secret closets for stolen quick sex is a no no!

Do at your own risk!

Hmmmm... So people have moved on?

emmanuelbrown26:
Damn damn damn.
I keep saying it that their is a hidden secret about women that Jah himself doesn't want man to know.
Adam was comfortable in d Eden and eve came with wahala.
12 of d apostles non was a woman
Jah did not even marry
His only son did not marry
D great prophesy no marry
Great Apostle Paul no marry
Devil himself no marry rather en dey use women against men

Somebody tell me something.

Hmmmm... Maybe it is still the concept of yin and yang at work. Two opposing forces working together to create a balance

Afterall, it's said that good ND evil works together

Fryzi:
Just that time he turned backing his victims, a real niggar would just quickly staand without making a sound and hit him on the neck where he'll wake at the hospital with handcuffs on his hand.

Stop thinking as if you were there. In such cases, his colleagues may be all around the shop looting and guarding the place. He may not be the only one.

powerhouse3:
Now this story look made up but

I want people to know that religion hypnotized is real

My neighbors,a married lady always invited me for a church program,.. which I declined,so for sometime I discovered she's no longer attending the prophetic church Which she told me lies all the solutions of the world problem..

So one day I ask her why she's no longer attending the church,and she told me that the prophet prophesy that the are lesbian in the church and they should not be ashamed to come out

Then her friend went out and the prophet now invite the lady for special prayer in his house which the lady went and narrate how she got into it,..how she lack accomodations and the lady that squat her in her house introduce her into it...
And the prophet slept with the girl telling her that's the only way to get cured....now if that's not religious hypnotized what's it?


I'm also not saying the lady story is right though,I'm only saying that some people, majority which are woman are gullible...

And

You are right jare... Many people don't understand. Afterall It is about shaking in fear before the "anointed" man of God who is seen as an epitome of power and spirituality whose authority mustn't be questioned.

Hmmmm