₦airaland Forum

VeryWickedMan:
This is not a joke
I need elders to come in

I think the moniker you chose is a wrong one. You should have called yourself VeryMadman instead.

Clinghton:
Imagine the effect it would've in his manhood.



Lol.

Sexy pink d!ck

daywatcher:
This is the National Assembly that one presidential candidate think he can control with 0 senator, 0 representative and 0 governor on his side. So many deluded clowns out there

Don't mind his supporters. I laugh at their stupidity.

victorngada20:
Still available

Na wetin you dey call corolla be this?

paulolee:
lolz...if a whole burner boy with all his fame n Cash follow chop breakfast, who are u??
I remember my last breakfast back then for skul, help her do assignment, test, housed her and even de give her money join
after 4 months, rita still get mind dump me for one upcoming yahoo boy wey pick Small change..
I cry tire dt nite wey she tell me via video call with the guy fone ontop d guy bed..
I no fit sleep, woke up very weak n dizzy n I bin get econometrics test dt Friday morning which I had 2/25..
I double up for exam n still get my only D till I leave skul all because of one shallow minded idiot.
Rita, I swear u no try atall..

sorry

savcy:
Any progress with this case?

You should quote the OP

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Nice 1..


U for use WEED take cook am..


Mean while.. my WEED business don really pay me dis year ooo..


I don buy laptop and even put game inside..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

You seem an interesting character

WTF man

AndroidAI:
Which state would you recommend?

First cancel the north, and also south east seems it's also getting hot there. I think you should choose between south west and south south. But make research and choose carefully. And then I learnt Akwa Ibom and cross river dey ok (means you choosing between uyo and calabar.

South West, you may wanna consider Akure, Ibadan, Ado, Osogbo....

However, you may wanna open a thread on family or romance section to get opinions of elders here

Although there had been a thread on that. Just ask your questions on Google and type nairaland in front of it. You should see some threads regarding this.

AndroidAI:
I've been eying the Honda Accord as well. I love the exterior and interior. But the only deal breaker is our dear roads, and this means I'll need to relocate to a better environment. I'm thinking Abuja. The Honda Accord is a dream. Will be going for the white colour cause mehn, it looks sleek. But first I need to relocate. Lagos road too bad.

You wan go Abuja bá? Shey you no dey read say terrorists don dey gain ground there àbí?

Onyeka90210:
Why do people keep spreading these rumors?
Yes they have weak joints,
But It gives signs very early before it pulls off, if you see any on the road with pulled off tyre, just know it's the case of an ignorant driver.
If all honda Tyre pulls out, I'm sure there won't be a honda on the road
Your first sentence just makes it obvious you know nothing about cars

What if you no financially buoyant that time to change the rods

You go park am for house be dat

And if you still dey risk am and tires come pull out for kidnapping axis ńkọ́?

naija4life247:
E no concern us. Imagine! A trained soldier killed by a bloody civilian. Is that one s soldier or a soldier ant?

Oga, these people are not bloody civilians. These are blood thirsty terrorists and they are unofficial soldiers. They are soldiers too. And of course, they even live the life of a soldier more than this country's soldiers because they reside in the bush (endurance for ruggedity and harshness).

Their training may not be up to that of this country's soldiers (a weakness though), but they are trained killers and they know how to use military weapons, furthermore, slaughtering people like goats make no much meaning to them, something some of the young Nigerian soldiers might not have seen before.

My point: they shouldn't be under-estimated. One of their powers apart from supply of amunitions is psychological, which is BRAVERY/COURAGE.

Ishilove:
Apostle again?

Okay, that does it. Apostle way no pure because there are other men of God in Nigeria but his name keeps being linked to sex scandals.

Apostle na badass nigga, in fact the man na mafia

pocohantas:
Well said. Halima is one of the pioneers of hookup in Nollywood. When this new generation of actresses were still acting as palace maidens, Halima done buy SUV. Na today nyash dey back?

She is only lucky that social media and blogging wasn’t such a thing in her glory days. Na Hints magazine dey that year. If not her matter for cast tey tey!

Really? You know am too? Things dey happen for this naija o... Person no go know until kasala burst

Realmi:
The hustle is real....may God bless everyone's hustle

It is not easy to be a man...imagine the risk this man is taking probably so he can take care of his wife and children....and then he gets home, only to catch the woman and another man for bed ..na only Imagination oooo ...but I know say the film no go end well

Chai... That kind film na horror movie!

nedekid:
I told someone last night that this actresses sickness is purely physical, that she has not gone for proper diagnosis and treatment, the person was arguing spiritual this and that.
In that case with all the doking halima has done for donkey years, all the alhajis, 419 etc, why is it pastors own that will harm her, or rather she will hook it on his head? Come on!
In the late 90s, this halima was popular as a professional runs girl. She pioneered office fu.. K. Ie she will land at your office for visit, you doke her 1 round, she then goes to another office and continues. End of the day maybe visits 10 offices to "greet". I know, because all my oga and him paddies did. Infact, in the same oyin jolayemi street, after she doke for one office, this oga will call the other one say she just commot for my side oh, she fit de come your side. Hide if you no Wan see am. Lol
Ie rough life!
Nigerians and spiritual matter, my driver had hbp and stroke, instead they called it spiritual and alleged his jelious neighbor gave him banana to eat. His family started camping him in church +babalawo. Not until I heard him speak over the phone I knew it was stoke and sent him to see my doctor. BP of 189/158!. Driver was placed on medication and has recovered 99%.
He said in his life he never knew of bp, much more checked.

Chai... Damn!

Reason I like naira-land, one person go sha know more details sha ni.

VladimirPutiin:
That will be the happiest news to Nigerians if that should happen. He should feel the pains average Nigerians are feeling

Make dem off him knicker, whip am bilala for that him tiny yansh

He go shout "KAI, WAYO ALLAHHH"

Extremely old video

Moh247:
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May be the child behaves like a goat

Or the child is demonic

During my service year in Ogun State, a JSS 2 kid had a charm he uses to hypnotise girls and sleep with them, his act was revealed when he tried the charm on a female corper

Some of us insisted the little demon should be handed over to the police for proper prosecution, but shameless Parents, Principal and the teachers shielded the boy and only punished him





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Did the charm hook the corper or it failed? How did you people find out?

JooEeL:
NWON MA JE... E O GBO MI... ANI NWON MA JE BURUKU IYA.

NWON O MO NNKAN TO N BO.

Lol... Why are you talking like KOIKI

Emmy000seun:
But can't this clueless president be inpeached? Or is impeachment not recognize in democracy?? Are what am very sure of now a rhetorical questions Am in short of words aswear

It's because your mind is still in the country Nigeria. Biafra, Oduduwa agitators aren't stupid.

If the South isn't careful, especially the Yoruba side, it would be overrun by these miscreants.

Talking about impeachment, it won't happen because APC (209) has more representatives than PDP (126) in the national assembly. Also, the northern states combined has more federal constituencies than the rest of the states.

Will they work against their president in same party? The Nigeria system and constitution isn't to develop the country, rather, it is to loot and get more goodies than the other person/people /tribe. Reason the problem will continue.

Now, it shouldn't surprise you when these leaders at the top refuse or find it difficult to change the system and constitution. It's simply because of benefits. The country is set for doom. I laugh at those clamoring for Obi.

Let Obi bring paradise, you already have waiting sets of blood thirsty fulani men to take over from him who will ensure that those good legacies are destroyed with time.

The only way for citizens to get freedom is through breakage of Nigeria or at worse, total constitutional change to benefit every region, but division is better Afterall the amalgamation has expired since 2014.

JooEeL:
MORE BANDITS FALL ON UNA.

SHEYBI UNA BEEN DEY CALL US SECESSIONISTS SINCE ABI? U DEY LET THE HIRED E-BOTS TO SWAY YOUR MINDS TO HATE ON YORUBA AND BIAFRA NATION AGITATORS.

E MA JE IYA KU KI A TO NI YORUBA NATION.

Bẹẹni o.... Ajekudorogbo ìyà ni wọn máa jẹ. Dem go hear wheen!

Mandate2023:
Whoever did dis should be arrested, why kill d chimp, am not sure anyone will be able to eat it, if those ppl eat that animal it means dey can eat human being too


Not everything u see inside d bush una suppose dey kill, to what end nw

See this thread... Page 1

https://www.nairaland.com/4554765/guys-kill-gorilla-warri-pose

Yummy sweet meat

Olobuuku gidi

Prettygirl200:
What are u saying Any relationship I know the girl is still there I don't get myself involved. They already broke up the guy came to woo Me when he was broke, immediately we started dating he was then bouncing back that was when his ex who has been whoring knew that she will come back. The most painful part is that he accepted her without even giving it a second thought. I became a fool after everything do I deserve such??

Hmmmm... Be prepared to see him again when things go awry for him another time. Then we will see whether you be mumu or you don wise.

Pẹ̀lẹ́

CivilzedTyger:
Nawaoo. Haba when d girl no theif money, but these Chicago people weak o, na dis tiny boy all of una no fit stop? If I press one knock for this one head him no go ever forget me till him die.

Naija knock dey reset brain I pray he doesn't faint.

Pastor Tunde, when will God make you the president of Nigeria? After all, you always say God spoke to you that you will be the next president in every election year

Rumour even has it that you are the owner of the popular Èmi lókàn slogan and not Tinubu.

We are waiting for your mandate sir, your excellency

Honestly, this woman suppose collect wotoporiously just the way she was treated in USA and Canada.

When Ibiyeomie treated her Bleep up, people were pitying her, shouting man of God upandan. Maybe she should have used more time in jail afterall.

She's just an attention seeker; she indeed needs therapy!

TheMaharajah:
Who go later wash this police van.

My thoughts exactly

Konjiboii:
I remember my friend back in PH elder brother that took her hooker all night and refuse to pay the complete money, this babe scooped water from a puddle and made some incantations and just left, couple of weeks later bro just died mysteriously.

tobby94:
There is one that happened in my area the guy is married so the wife travelled or so sha,he now Invited hookup babe for overnight na so the girl sleep no wake up the next day,it’s a serious matter now since May.fresh couples of let’s say 2years wahala Dey Make God help us

Chai... Guy man enter trap!

faceland:
The woman in white is a little bit unprofessional. The others just need self awareness. Boys in secondary school are capable of having 3 hours erection and that are all talking and joking about those ass

Lol... The virility of teenagers especially in secondary school is second to none. Libido and erection is 100%. Exciting days but with high sexual and libido torture!