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ActuaRise696969:
You have not died before.

You should ask me what life after death is, cos I have died before. You religionists are not to be blamed for being misled, you are all victims of the Savior Programs of the Matrix.

Activation code 777:

God is not a Christian, God is not Religious.
Jesus was not a Christian, and never will be.
Fire can not burn Spirit, has no such capacity.


But Stay foolish, cos ignorance is bliss.

I sent you a PM sir, please attend to it. Thanks

AnalQueenluci:

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These histories are kept for the wise to be used
To tackle present problems rocking them . These are reality pictures of ancient wars by which creators tries to put their creations to extinction through what they wickedly called " End times " and their creations refuses to accept the " End times " narrations.
Humorously speaking you present humans agrees to this end time bushit without asking questions ! You swallowed the narratives hook,link and sinker without thinking of warring with them . And this is why they created you present humans ,so that when you misbehave( question their supremacy like creatures of old) they End you but you aren't misbehaving but confused.



When you love epics of those who live their paradise on earth ,what epic will u give your generations unborn or are you handing them bible stories ?


Before my military engagements Vivian( twin daughter of Jehovah) narrated these to us which reoccures in my dreams at night
. And the stories / questions stopped when this thread opened. We don't talk of light outside except here.
We quarreled sometime ago but we are fine now



The creations won until you humans were created to finished them off and you did ! instead of joining the muscled giants to wipe the titans off u went against giants calling them fallen angels, The winged gods were actually powerless against their first creations and you were created to destroy the first .
If you can destroy the muscled creations without technology nor science why won't you destroy the wing titans when they come for their end time! You can crush them when they come to crumble the moon or turn your oceans and cloud red to scare you ( when they decides).
You humans can do all you want if u let everyone show its gifts

Cc: righteousness02 , jesusjnr2020, nella

I no go talk

AnalQueenluci:
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This nko? What are those things in their hands.

I'm asking because this picture is similar to a woman's near death experience.

donestk:
I'm an unserious catholic.

I married my wife a serious non catholic

Now she's a very serious catholic while I don't even go to church.

This OP na weak man

Lol... Really? What did your wife saw that made her port to catholicism?

AnalQueenluci:
That's landscape of wars between creators and their creations during the ancient time.


The other dark fotos is the Asghardian realm which states that their world is flat

Hmmmn..... As I wonder about these things you and SisterFire make me look as if I'm reading ancient fictions or watching ancient movies.

And really, I love ancient epic movies because I love to learn about the past, the wars, the way of life then, their wisdom especially and civilization.

How did you analqueen learned about this? Abi you belong to same league and SisterFire (a goddess)? I mean what's your knowledge source?

Now, who won in that war? And by saying the creations, do you mean titans? Because ordinary us(flesh and blood) can't face those beings I'm seeing, except perhaps we know some secrets and taboos about them.

Amatarasha:
Nursing in futo owerri

Wow, pretty nurse.... Still in Imo or Ekiti?

Now, how come you became interested in this stuffs? I saw one of your posts where you said you got a book from your mum (can't remember the name) that had some world's hidden secret, is the book available over the counter in book stores?

Amatarasha:
she studied civil engineering but started her chemical lessons from childhood.


But sisterfire the powder is resting on the wooden roller 100metre in diameter ,while suns aren't resting on things but empty space

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Hmmmn.... You nko what did you study?

AnalQueenluci:
Unknown History

Can you explain this picture?

SisterFire:
... Nope my dear
Big bang is the record sound and explosion in our universe.
To understand big bang in regards to sun and universe!
Fill a football with powder then insert 4big sized timed explosives in it and seal it
... then place it on a 100 meter rollerwheel ( which goes round )
...Boooooooom it goes
....the powder scatters
....the particles of the ball scatters as it rolls

Then know it that one of the micro- particles of the powder is our milky ways which contains 200billion suns including ours
Those particles of the foot ball are the Quaser
...faulty and tiny openings in that roller by which many tiny powders escape are the black holes ,
...outside the roller is the multiverse

My dear sun no reach ooh!

Wow! What an explanation.... My head can't even wrap around it well

Na nuclear physics you study for school ba or what?

Now, where have you been, don't you know people are missing you?

12spices:
Op, this is an old format that has been over used self.

People still dey fall for am

Lol... I read his story and it looked like fiction, until I saw some acknowledging it happening in their domain.

You know, it is a very old format and I'm surprised OP fell for it. The scam sef full all those old Chinese movies

In fact I have seen it more in movies and cartoon magazines than in real life

OP is still a youngster so we can't blame him. The moment he saw that people were winning phones and laptops just by staking money and identifying pictures was when he should have run for his life

In fact, every road side bet and win, fast tete is a scam and very dangerous. Person no suppose near them at all. The moment you see them, please take another lane.

Some they bet dey forget their loads and belongings, the moment they look back, dem loads don vamoose! whereas all the winners and the control man na one family

As dangerous as it is, the thing sef na comedy scenario to me

Jman06:
Or rather lazy wife fighting over property she does not own, so that she can use them to start flexing with his lovers!

Someone like ehn, my spirit will be happier knowing that property and wealth are with my blood brothers than with some useless wife. Provided my brothers take care of my children's needs(that's if they're still small), I'll like it if they fight and claim my property.

Better still, I'll write my will, settle my children directly and also settle my brothers. Wife is not getting anything from me tbh, she should work for her own property!

Not too intelligent bro. You are only trying to sound like it. I don't know if you are married but don't use your matter to judge others.

You don't know the relationship between the man and his wife. That he may love his wife doesn't make him a simp like it's being over exaggerated on this forum.

Let some men be fvcking hundred pvssies everyday, it doesn't mean they don't love their wives. Not every man has bitter or stereotyped heart against women.

And you don't know what is between him and his wife (different relationships have different events, covenants that bind them together).

Now, the dead man is still young and may not even have a will already despite his stupendous wealth, he didn't envisioned he would die so soon.

Also, life is deep and this is yoruba land and Africa. Greed and selfishness is real here. Those brothers you are talking about trusting and entrusting your wealth to, do you think they will settle your children as expected to your satisfaction?

You're joking if you think relatives will use your wealth well for the family you left behind.

Even if the wife will flex, it is her only that can settle the dead man's kids 100% with what their father worked for.

There are billions of people on earth but honest, real and nice humans are scarce and rare. So before you judge a matter, meditate deeply on different life scenarios and possibilities before you talk, even using others as case studies!

Shalom!

TheWolfen:
You don't wanna know lol

Growing up as kid. I use to hunt for birds alongside my neighborhood friends/playmates with our newly purchased CATAPULT. Lizards, rodent even even fowls aren't left out too and in fact nah lizard suffer pass they not very sharp like birds and rats.

The weird one I did was connect an electric wire to a lizard body and then plug the other end into my Mom refrigerator stabilizer. The electric current had the lizard dancing azonto for bout 3sec and then that was it

Lizards are arrogant daring bastards, especially that red head agama. They deserve to be taught some life lessons

But you wicked o, Chai

Cc: Lalasticlala

Having read some doings here, I'm at peace I'm not the most wicked

The vivid one I could remember was that whenever I strike wasps with broom (black wasps, then yellow and black wasps), they become weak and struggling.

Then I pick them up and use Razor blade to behead them with joy and also cut off their limbs one after the other.

I must have done same to dragon flies too, can't really remember.

Then I still give some chickens head slap for being too stubborn to catch

BY OTHERS:

A goat was named kangaroo in our area who was notorious for knocking on people's backyard doors with her horns, thereby forcing weak doors open to eat all the food valuables in the kitchen.

My dad caught the evil goat one day and taught it a lesson by pouring water in her ears. She stayed away from our house for a very long time

Also, one of our landlord's son had the habit of catching stubborn goats that came to steal and throwing them away just the way you pour out dirty water

Then again, a very younger brother of the landlord's son above once caught a rooster by the neck when crowing for crowing too much and disturbing the afternoon peace. He seized the neck and ceased the crowing mid-way

Hope no be say another one dey come wey bad pass covid. Na white men go suffer am pass as usual.

Na so dem go dey talk in parables.

Wicked people

ZZ22:
Nigeria is not your family, Nigeria is the reality out there. Nigeria is poverty, Nigeria is corruption, Nigeria is terrorism, Nigeria is insecurity, Nigeria is borrow borrow, Nigeria is a killing field. We need to kill Nigeria before Nigeria kill us

And most importantly, Nigeria is the creation of the white men; accepting this strips us of our identity and dignity as Africans. Nigeria must be undone!

HenryDion:
I was able to get all the things I need. A nice apartment, the biggest TV there is due to my love for big screens... The best laptop. I started a business and employed a whole lot of experts. As someone who came from a poor home where feeding was a problem, I was eating the best of the best of foods... I became a foodie overnight LOL. Started travelling... The respect I started getting was on a whole new level... When I have satisfied all the material wants, my view of the world changed. Money is good!!!

Great! Make your grace flow to me through baba

hisgrace090:
So ned nwoko is not really the one that lured this young girl then as people label him when he married her newlly?

Shall we say again that: women and scams

ipobarecriminals:
I personally knw one Elect Engr that can't clim a staircase/ladder again after taken this vaccine.May we not see evil

Really? What do you think is going on?

One of my guys got the first shot and reported being extremely weak. He ran away and declined to get the second shot, said he no ready to die yet.

Dsalvo:
He was a greedy and unscrupulous man. He was not trying to "make ends meet".

The man was already very rich and still deliberately cutting corners and putting lives at risk. Looks like fate intervened.

His corner-cutting and greed literally killed him.

You mean you knew him so well?

Quitam:
Severe Absence of Purchasing Ability

Makes sense

Me23:
Hello my Nairalanders,

I will go straight to the point and won't waste your time. I just recently got married let say 3weeks now, my wife was a virgin when I met her and we didn't have sex not until our wedding night. On the wedding night, I couldn't penetrate in as it was difficult for both of us because she always feels serious pain anytime I tried to enter. Finally I was able to enter on the third day, even at that it was just the small part of penise that was able to enter but mehn she scream so loud but sha I could confirm the blood.

After that we've had series of love making and I always go slow as I know that's her first time, but anytime am about to go in, she always feel pain both during and after sex. Sometimes the pain will reduce and while atimes the pain will be so much that I will have to stop the love making as I couldn't take it while seeing her in pain, she would want me to continue because she wants to satisfy me and because I could wait all this while without having sex.

Before our wedding, we decided to do some check up for any kind of infection so as not to take any chances for anything that would ruin our sexual life, and we were treated accordingly. After this experience of pain, we had to surf the net to know what could cause the pain, and some of the results and things that could lead to can be pain during sex are: genitals wart, lesion, blisters around the genitals, scratching and having burning sensation around the genitals etc I checked her vagina to see if there's such I didn't find any and she also claims she doesn't scratch or experience any burning sensation.

Pls to all the doctors in the house and to those that have had such experience pls help this guy and his wife. I was on celibacy for two years o and now that I'm ready to enjoy sex now this one come dey show up.

Do you use lubricant? Each time you wanna go in, please use lubricant. Get KY jelly or Durex lubricant and apply lavishly on both ya privates. Makes it easier.

While pre-intimacy is good, it isn't everytime people apply that principle, so whether she's wet or not, your lubricant will save you from time wasting and give easier access.

Tranquility2345:
Banky W - very arrogant mofo. I dey go same gym with am but when I saw him at the club and greeted the fool, he look me up to down like say I be scallywag

MI - was also going to the same gym. Very humble guy. Saw him at the club and the guy shook me well and even ask how I dey

Amaju Pinnick - Jammed the stupid fool in a hotel in Accra. The idiot dey carry nose for me after I introduced myself to him as a Nigerian. Very ugly man

Tubaba - came to club with one very fine yellow girl like that. Came to greet all of us wey dey VIP with am

Jay Jay Okocha - carry some correct fresh girls come club. The nicest celeb ever. Just dey give everybody free Cristal champagne

Davido - that one came with 3BG guys like 20 boys. He just dey him table dey wink at my girl all through the night. He no even send me

Obafemi Martins - also moves around with like a dozen people. Went to him as he was eating with his friends (including this nice half caste girl) and he gladly gave me an autograph. Correct guy

Reminisce - we siddon for plane to London. Jolly good fella..but he drank too much and vomited

OBJ - Baba was my seat mate on the way to London. Nice guy. As we reach Heathrow, Baba just dey waka like soldier. Waka even faster than his aides. As we dey passport control, they announced the presence of the former president of Naija, Olusegun Obasanjo and everybody clap including oyibo. Baba just bow like gentleman

You alone witnessed all of these? You be big man o.

I like the fact that 2baba and okocha no fvk up cos I so much like dem. Banky fvk up.

As for Davido, dude needs deliverance

TheOnlyUyai:
BASKETMOUTH
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I used to work in an organisation where we host celebrities from all walks of fame every blessed day. Basketmouth and his cohorts came on this eventful day for a premiere of a movie.

I and another colleague were assigned to their space to attend to them and address whatever complaints they had. My colleague was anticipating joyfully and had told me how "in her words", I go snap picture tire with these celebs today. I wondered why she was that excited. I mean, they had never appealed to me anyway. So, I couldn't imagine what her hullabaloo was all about.

Deep into the event, this colleague couldn't control herself and went all berserk pleading with Basketmouth for a picture. I had to take 10 steps backwards because I had already anticipated a truckload of embarrassment from him since his countenance changed immediately that colleague went towards him.

" Hi Basketmouth, you are one of my favourite celebrities. Please, I beg of you, can I just have a picture with you as this moment means a lot to me.

Basketmouth in his usual condescending arrogance outrightly told her to get out of his presence and face her job. I was ashamed on her behalf. I could imagine myself in her shoes at that moment. I was sure she died a thousand times.

Well, the excuse is that celebrities are humans too, and could have their bad and good days, but no, Basketmouth is an arrogant person twice every day. I made sure I paid him back for the embarrassment he caused her and the come back was mad. He felt it.

The time arrived for food and drinks to be shared amongst them. I made sure I took less than a pack of food/drink to be given so he wouldn't get any. I intentionally delayed him for 3 hours until the show was approaching nil. He beckoned to me and asked me what his crime was as he was hungry and needed to eat badly.

Well, I condescendingly replied as well and told him that I wasn't the one assigned to his table and that when the lady who was assigned to his table arrives, he'll get food to eat. He went silent till the show ended. Nobody cares.

CC: Sharpwriter.

Thank you for your robust reply jare. That was a nice clapback you gave him.

But 3 hours food delay? Chai, you punish am o

Impregnable101:
Was in 2005, we were on set firming the movie "ROYAL ENGAGEMENT". I & some of my fellow cast were sitting under a tree when uncle shege(segun arinze) walk up to us & was like "hey guys, were can i get a 'BIG TREAT' around here? As a typical warri street boys, we nor even know wetin be big treat we were just looking at him with our mouths shut! & Uncle shege was like "una nor know wetin be big treat? I was like, "no sir" . The next thing the frog-eyed man said was "see all this Dundee's".

Honestly if not that i was actually a little bit afraid of him because of how wicked he is in his movies, I for insult am run!

Lolz.... I don laf scatter for here

You guys must have really looked clueless for y' all to be mute. You must have really looked like dundees truly

Vyzz:
Na pregnancy wey no b my own I wan dey claim.

Hmmmn..... Just as you wan begin dey follow people wey no get sense abi?

TheOnlyUyai:
Basket mouth and Bovi. Very despicable humans.

Lol... Wetin dem do you?

Sweet Uyai, how you dey nah? .

Fkhalifa:
Sequel to a post I read few days ago on Taiwo Hassan (Ogogo) celebrating his 62nd years birthday, A guy made a comment on how Ogogo snubbed him when he stood up to greet him after briefing about him to his friends. He felt embarrassed and stopped watching his movies.

I saw another on Instagram when Laycon snubbed a fan last year. Though I personally haven't experienced this, maybe because I fiercely detest me getting embarrassed even be it a boss or parents, So I am the last person you will see trying to get attention of any Celeb, except I see you bring a cool and welcoming face.

So do you have any experience, how best do you think can this be avoided or should fans just understand the celeb lifestyle doesn't give room for much attention to fans. Hopefully, Some of the 'CELEBRITIES' can read and pick one or two things.

I haven't, but if you want a perfect example, Google should still be able to bring it out if you know how to search very well.

Search for the video of how wizkid snubbed Eva Alordiah's boyfriend for music award.

The embarrassment was bad for the man that year

My motto: stay away from them and face your lane.

No be say you dey chop under them. Same even goes for some men of God too. Remember say, where crowd like to gather no dey too pay person!

VickyELEFAN:
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Please

Is that you in your DP? With that slim stature, you do not look like someone hiding two Yam tubers for leg na. Why don't you snap the legs only and let us judge. You fit dey over-think.

VickyELEFAN:
We don't have food at home oo. I went to buy some grasses so that me and my siblings can feed?

FatherCHRISTMAS:
Iro ni o iro ni o
Are you from a family of goats?

Well, I am even looking for who will help me pound yam this night. Are you down for it ? Where are you

Hahaha... Both of you are clowns