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Politics › Re: EndSARS: We Can’t Guarantee Security During Yuletide – Law Enforcement Officers by shoprite: 2:32pm On Nov 02, 2020
We Can’t Guarantee Security During Yuletide – Law Enforcement Officers
When have you ever guaranteed security?? huh

Politics › Re: Philip Walton: US Thanks Nigeria For Support As SEAL Team 6 Rescues Hostage by shoprite: 10:30pm On Nov 01, 2020
“We thank the Government of Nigeria for its partnership and support of this mission.”
Just watch and see how our people will laminate this "thank you" message and keep it as an achievement grin grin grin

Celebrities › Re: Sean Connery Is Dead! James Bond Actor Dies At 90 by shoprite: 9:34pm On Nov 01, 2020
Oh my ! . . .where is Special Agent Fash going to draw inspiration from now?? shocked

Crime › Re: US Forces Rescue American Citizen Kidnapped In Nigeria, Kill 6 Of The 7 Captors by shoprite: 9:30pm On Nov 01, 2020
visijo:
Do you know that No Man Has Ever Asked A Woman:
Who Gave You My Number?

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For those who have . . .it was for the sole purpose of thanking the person who did grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Lifts Curfew Due To EndSARS Riots In Lagos by shoprite: 9:21pm On Nov 01, 2020
Y'all know this curfew thing has gone stale already . . .no curfew has been observed in Lag since the 20th of October . . .FG can continue to play the fool with the Covid-19 curfew of 12am to 4am . . .I guess that's the agreement reached between FG and Coro not to infect people from 4:01am to 11:59pm . . .our leaders are big time clowns grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Salutes Soldiers Who Rescued An American Kidnapped In Nigeria by shoprite: 8:47pm On Nov 01, 2020
OK2NVME:
They planned and organised this mission from over 6,000km away in the Pentagon.

Deployed drones from their base in Niger to give them constant surviellance and communication hook up to their satellites way up in the Sky.

Had their aircraft carrier on the gulf of Guinea with Jets ready to be scrambled to give air cover in case the target area gets swamped by tangos.

They then flew their star boys all the way from the US military base in Germany onboard the USAF Globemaster from where they parachuted from 25,000ft down to a location less than 3miles to the location where they hooked up with local assets who had provided transportation closer to the main location.

Meanwhile back at the US Drone base in Niger, Delta Force team were on standby with 4 Blackhawks and two gunships waiting for the go. Their job was to pick up the team and the rescued hostage at a designated pickup point 5 clicks from the target location and if the mission goes wrong act as back up forces to the seal team with the reaper drone coming in hot on any advancing enemy tangos .

Seal Team makes it to location.

Goes in clean.

Secures hostage and calls in Big Eagle


Team makes it down to pick up point and in less than 1 minute Ranger pickups arrive and we have birds in the sky.

Mission accomplished. .


Our olodo idiots will first shoot everything that moves including goats from 10km of the location.
This mission just made it clear that Naija deserves to be re-colonised . . .but this time by the United States undecided

Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Salutes Soldiers Who Rescued An American Kidnapped In Nigeria by shoprite: 8:38pm On Nov 01, 2020
frosbel2:
Meanwhile in other news, President Buhari congratulates the brave Nigerian Army for killing dozens of their fellow Nigerian citizens.
grin grin grin

Crime › Re: Edo Police Release 11-Year-Old Boy In Police Uniform Who Attacked Police Station by shoprite: 1:38pm On Oct 31, 2020
UDUJ:
He will forever be known as the youngest Inspector General of Police cheesy
grin grin grin

Politics › Re: Lagos Judicial Panel Visits Military Morgue, Insists On Inspecting Dead Bodies by shoprite: 3:27pm On Oct 30, 2020
Lifestone:
This is good. Ebun-Olu Adegdoruwa can be trusted. The unannounced storming of the Military Hospital will assuage our concerns that bodies were deposited in that mortuary.
Even if u can't trust any other person on that panel . . .u can put ur money on Ebun Adegboruwa !
Health › Re: Suicidal 67-Year-Old Man Jumped Into Kwara River, Rescued By Sympathizers (Photo by shoprite: 12:00pm On Oct 30, 2020
“When I discovered that the old man was still breathing, I waited for a moment to get police permission to rescue him and I immediately jumped into the river.”
Correct Naija guy . . .before Naija Police go come change the narrative against u . . ."Man arrested for trying to drown a 67 year old man" grin
Politics › Re: Soldiers Used Blank Ammunition In Lekki Shooting – Sani Usman by shoprite: 11:09am On Oct 30, 2020
Before - Soldiers did not shoot at protesters at Lekki toll gate

Now - Soldiers who shot protesters at Lekki toll gate used ‘blank ammunition

Idiots everywhere !

We can now safely "jump" into conclusion undecided

Politics › Re: TIMELINE: Amnesty ‘uncovers’ How Lekki Shooting Happened by shoprite: 6:05pm On Oct 28, 2020
Amotolongbo:
shift make I siddon with you

Time will tell. The covered shall be uncovered
Oya na bro adjust small...this space fit take 3 people . . .abeg pass the popcorn . . .this movie go make sense!
Politics › Re: Lekki Shooting: Sanwo-Olu To React To Army’s Statement by shoprite: 5:01pm On Oct 28, 2020
Gradually we are getting there . . .

Before - Nobody died of gun shot wounds at Lekki toll gate shooting
Now - 2 died at Lekki toll gate shooting

Before - It was not the Army that went to the Lekki toll gate
Now - The Army was sent to Lekki toll gate

Before - Only the C-in-C can order Army to Lekki
Now - Army went to Lekki on LASG invitation

Before - We do not know who ordered the Army to intervene
Now - Lagos Govt invited Army to intervene

Before - It was not the Army that intervened at the lekki toll gate
Now - The Army intervened at Lekki toll gate following invitation by the State Govt

. . .and the beat goes on and on and on and on and . . . undecided
NYSC › Re: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant. Can She Go To NYSC Camp Without Marriage Certificate? by shoprite: 1:25pm On Oct 28, 2020
Lorechino:
Sharp nigga ,, I know your formula, before babe go see G guy for camp now, come d tell u breaking news. grin grin grin grin grin
Chai !!! . . . I think say na only me understand this formula wey my guy use grin grin grin

Politics › Re: #EndSARS: We Must Regulate Social Media Before It Destroys Us – Lai Mohammed by shoprite: 11:45am On Oct 28, 2020
I came in here to say something but after going through all that has been said before I got here . . .then there is really nothing more for me to say . . .you guys have said it all . . .I'm out !

Politics › Re: Hoodlums Steal Obafemi Awolowo’s Glasses From Statue As Looting Continues by shoprite: 10:21am On Oct 28, 2020
Hmmm . . .how baba Awo wan take find him way without his glasses for this country now? undecided

Crime › Re: Corper & Her Husband Arrested For Chaining & Maltreating Their Househelp by shoprite: 6:13pm On Oct 27, 2020
That little girl must have been suffering a whole lot inside that house until it was time to expose them.

Crime › Re: Soldier Beats A Lady At An ATM Stand In Lagos This Morning (video) by shoprite: 4:03pm On Oct 27, 2020
After all the unfortunate remarks some folks made on this thread trying to justify what that animal did. . .I heaved a sigh of relief when I read on another thread that the mumu in uniform had already been arrested.
Politics › Re: Probe Panel Will Get Lekki Shootings CCTV Footage – Sanwo-olu by shoprite: 11:33am On Oct 27, 2020
With Special Agent Fash who discovered the cam . . .expect the unexpected !
Politics › Re: Corporal Omoh Arrested For Jumping ATM Queue, Flogging Bank Customer by shoprite: 11:14am On Oct 27, 2020
I hereby urge all Nigerians, young and old to be armed with their camera phones at all times . . .the camera phone and social media are all we need to expose all the rot in Nigeria !
Politics › Re: Adesina: PDP Wanted To Take  Advantage Of EndSARS To Return To Power In 2023 by shoprite: 8:55am On Oct 23, 2020
Adesina: PDP Wanted To Take Advantage Of EndSARS To Return To Power In 2023
Really??

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman To Buhari: ‘Your EndSARS Speech Was Useless, Insensitive’ by shoprite: 8:47am On Oct 23, 2020

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman To Buhari: ‘Your EndSARS Speech Was Useless, Insensitive’ by shoprite: 8:35am On Oct 23, 2020
mynd1:
So what happened to the families of the so call lekki massacred? It's been over 48hrs and no family is looking for anyone?
You might want to follow the thread below . . .

https://www.nairaland.com/6198721/sanwo-olu-confirms-two-deaths-lekki
Celebrities › Re: Falz Interviewed On CNN Over EndSARS (Video) by shoprite: 8:21am On Oct 23, 2020
xedyl:
Later Olamide go dey shout say him be baddo. We noe even see am for street not to talk of protest.
Forget o . . .Olamide na real baddo . . .










. . .for him bedroom undecided
Politics › Re: Brigadier General F.O. Omata Led Lekki Killing - Femi Fani-Kayode (Photos) by shoprite: 8:06am On Oct 21, 2020
hakeem4:
I don’t Believe it was the army that was sent to kill these protestors. It could be another branch of the military maybe navy or airforce. That is why the Nigerian army are dismissing it as fake news.

See the bullets used below NNY 2005
You can watch the footage below captured at the Lekki toll gate last night . . .what uniform do u see . . .Army or Navy ?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FnPwwg0cPg
Celebrities › Re: EndSARS: Enugu Asks Phyno & Flavour To Go To Their State. Patoranking Reacts by shoprite: 8:41am On Oct 20, 2020
Last time I checked . . .the fight was against Police brutallity / bad governance . . .who brought in tribal sentiments to the struggle?? huh

One of the reasons we can never win . . .a clearly divided Nigeria !

Christianity Etc › Re: EndSARS: Foluke Adeboye Sent 3 Trucks Of Water & Snacks To Protesters In Alausa by shoprite: 7:26am On Oct 20, 2020
ReneeNuttall:
Oga be calming down sir.I been no call ur name na.Pls don't fire me just yet,unless u want me to report u to anonymous
Ok . . .you may now go for the protest . . .but next time don't bring me to social media o . . .dialogue is always the best way to resolve issues . . .and while at the protest please watch out for stray bullets because I will need you to resume back to work immediately after the protest.

Politics › Re: Bashir El-Rufai On #EndSARS: Nigeria Does Not Begin In Lagos & Ends In Abuja by shoprite: 4:32pm On Oct 19, 2020
The President will remain so & nothing will happen. Nigeria does not begin in Lagos and ends in Abuja.
Bashir . . .Soro Soke . . Werey !!! huh
Christianity Etc › Re: EndSARS: Foluke Adeboye Sent 3 Trucks Of Water & Snacks To Protesters In Alausa by shoprite: 4:22pm On Oct 19, 2020
ReneeNuttall:
So I took permission from my boss to join The #ENDSARS Protest coming up on Monday at Ekehuan road Benin City since he would be travelling on Friday to return on Wednesday, guess what he said....I SHOULD AV FIRED U RIGHT AWAY FOR EVEN SAYING THAT. IT'S LIKE YOU ARE TIRED OF THIS JOB.DID SARS KILL ANY OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBER? I froze!

But I can't blame him,his kids are schooling abroad , he's enjoying his job with this current government so he feels untouchable.So I decided to chill.
So after I warned you about the protest you decided to bring me to social media . . .do not bother returning to work . . .you even had to tell the world that my kids school abroad . . .really ??
Crime › Re: James Nwafor: "I Killed Your Son & Nothing Will Happen" - Awkuzu SARS by shoprite: 1:31pm On Oct 17, 2020
egoldman:
Your question is stupid, it should have been why was he killed? Was he a threat to the cops? Was he armed while in SARS custody?
That guy stupid die . . .you guys should just allow him roam . . .he is already mad grin
Crime › Re: James Nwafor: "I Killed Your Son & Nothing Will Happen" - Awkuzu SARS by shoprite: 1:25pm On Oct 17, 2020
[quote author=Odion2016 post=95027456]
You are Crazy!!..Even if he had robbed,,let the court handle the issue...
#Saynotoextrajudicialkillings#
No mind that mumu ! huh
Crime › Re: James Nwafor: "I Killed Your Son & Nothing Will Happen" - Awkuzu SARS by shoprite: 11:29am On Oct 17, 2020
Jimasun:
What could he had done that would warrant extrajudicial killing?
I hope you know what you are saying.
If he committed a crime, why not charge him to a competent court of jurisdiction and make sure he is punished?
Nothing justifies this.
This is so sad.
You really did your best explaining the truth to him . . .some people do not think before they talk !

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