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Foreign AffairsRe: "It Means I Won" - Trump Reacts To Georgian Governor's Tweet by shoprite: 12:22pm On Nov 10, 2020
tammie24:
Joe Biden is a media president!
Meaning u prefer a Supreme Court President grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Enugu Holds Requiem Mass For Pupils Of Presentation School Who Died In Accident by shoprite:
Dpharisee:
As a father with very young kids it was hard for me to even open this thread, I pray that God will console the families cry cry
When I first saw the report on the day of the accident I did not open the thread because I knew I will go without sleep for days if I had seen graphic pictures of little children involved in the accident . . .it is hard I must say . . .my heart goes out to the families of the dead cry cry cry

PoliticsRe: We Are Not Aware Of CBN Freezing #ENDSARS Leaders' Bank Accounts – Senate by shoprite: 10:01am On Nov 10, 2020
We Are Not Aware Of CBN Freezing #ENDSARS Leaders' Bank Accounts – Senate
Who is ever aware of anything in this country?? undecided

Nairaland GeneralRe: Ginimbi: Zimbabwean Socialite Dies After Sharing Video Of Himself In Rolls Royce by shoprite: 3:13pm On Nov 09, 2020
Well . . .you only know the beginning . . .but not the end undecided

Foreign AffairsRe: Nigerian-American Woman Celebrates Biden's Victory With 'Crazy' Dance Steps by shoprite: 3:08pm On Nov 09, 2020
Can someone please pass me that HOT mama's digits . . .I want to ask her something cool

PoliticsRe: How SARS Murdered My 3 Sons - Woman, Now Childless & Abandoned By Her Husband by shoprite: 2:02pm On Nov 09, 2020
Sad comments coming from some heediots here . . .very sad. One thing they fail to understand is that SARS do not have the right to kill anyone (except there was an exchange of gun fire) unless such a person has been proven guilty by a court of law and sentenced accordingly. Why all the nonsense comments coming from percieved adults??

PoliticsRe: How SARS Murdered My 3 Sons - Woman, Now Childless & Abandoned By Her Husband by shoprite: 1:56pm On Nov 09, 2020
just2endowed:
Am so sorry to say that we share same country... Animalistic thinking that want me to regret being a Nigerian. Am so so srry.
Leave that guy . . .na heediot undecided
PoliticsRe: No Evidence To Prosecute 33 Indicted SARS Operatives - AGF's Committee by shoprite: 9:54am On Nov 08, 2020
No Evidence To Prosecute 33 Indicted SARS Operatives - AGF's Committee
angry

Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Golfs, Takes Photos With A Bride As Biden Wins by shoprite: 9:43am On Nov 08, 2020
Trump Nwannem . . .no mind them . . .just go face your twitting job full time cool

RomanceRe: She Doesn't Flush The Toilet After Use by shoprite: 1:04am On Nov 08, 2020
Set awon Dirty Girls Geng !

CrimeRe: Dog Dies In Colombia, Was 'Gang-Raped' And Stabbed 30 Times by shoprite: 2:38pm On Nov 07, 2020
Dog Dies In Colombia, Was 'Gang-Raped' And Stabbed 30 Times
It is finished ! lipsrsealed

PoliticsRe: FRSC To Carry Guns – House Of Representatives by shoprite: 11:51am On Nov 07, 2020
donbachi:
Nurses go soon carry guns for nigeria...since everything in uniform don dey carry guns.
Info reaching me be say them go first give Boy Scouts, Girls Guide before Nurses and then Red Cross Society grin grin grin

Foreign AffairsRe: Dr Stella Immanuel Prays For Trump To Win (Video) by shoprite: 11:34am On Nov 07, 2020
Aunty Stella . . .

PoliticsRe: Viewers Doze Off On Lekki Shooting CCTV Footage (Pic & Vid) by shoprite: 11:30am On Nov 07, 2020
Viewers Doze Off On Lekki Shooting CCTV Footage
Not to worry . . .as long as there's a "replay" button grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Corpse Of Female CRUTECH Staff Found Dumped On Road In Calabar (Photos) by shoprite:
Temitopemo6e6:
Lord have mercy! Every day there must be some news of somebody being killed in the news in this country! Can we just have one or two days without someone being murdered?
Hmmm . . .sadly this request is just like asking if we can get a bag of rice for N15k this xmas . . .the country is in a terrible state, human lives don't seem to matter . . .God help us all !
Foreign AffairsRe: Joe Biden Takes 5,587-vote Lead Over Donald Trump In Pennsylvania by shoprite: 4:19pm On Nov 06, 2020
thoollz:
Biden Don win this one sef. Trump made so many enemies. Some Nigerians want Trump to win whereas Legit citizens(Americans) want Biden. How would u feel if a Ghanaian tells you he wants Buhari to extend his tenure?
Gbam !

PoliticsRe: #EndSARS: Police To Promote Officers Killed, Injured During Recent Rampage — IGP by shoprite: 2:05pm On Nov 05, 2020
Police To Promote Officers Killed, Injured During Recent Rampage — IGP
Expo for all serving Policemen . . . Want to be promoted ASAP? . . .Get killed during any protest ! undecided

CrimeRe: IGP Adamu Tells Police officers To Use Firearms When Their Life Is In Danger by shoprite: 9:52am On Nov 05, 2020
IGP Adamu Tells Police officers To Use Firearms When Their Life Is In Danger
Naija Police now officially licensed to kill . . .let's sit back and watch the population drop ! undecided

PoliticsRe: INEC Begins Signature Collection For Mojisola Alli Macaulay Recall by shoprite: 11:42am On Nov 04, 2020
wizzyrich:
Pete Edochie, I hear you sir
grin grin grin

TravelRe: Humpback Whale Nearly Swallows Kayakers In California (pic, Video) by shoprite: 10:44pm On Nov 03, 2020
I choose to remain on dry land . . .thank you very much !
The above point I tried to make on the other thread is becoming clearer abi ? grin

Foreign AffairsRe: Protests In Thailand Over The Ban Of Pornhub & 190 Other Pornographic Websites by shoprite: 8:42pm On Nov 03, 2020
Protests In Thailand Over The Ban Of Pornhub & 190 Other Pornographic Websites
. . .and this massive protest is just because of the ban on Pornhub o! Oya we dey wait for those wey wan regulate social media for Naija undecided

PoliticsRe: Malami: Hoodlums Wearing Army Uniform Behind Lekki Shooting by shoprite: 2:02pm On Nov 03, 2020
Malami: Hoodlums Wearing Army Uniform Behind Lekki Shooting
Who is this one again ?

TravelRe: Kayaking Across The Lagos Lagoon by shoprite: 12:59pm On Nov 03, 2020
I choose to remain on dry land . . .thank you very much ! grin

CelebritiesRe: Erica And Kiddwaya Unfollow Each Other On IG - Picture by shoprite: 10:03am On Nov 03, 2020
Nigerians apprehensive as Erica and Kiddwaya unfollow each other on IG
Really?? . . . Like Really??

PoliticsRe: EndSARS: We Can’t Guarantee Security During Yuletide – Law Enforcement Officers by shoprite: 2:32pm On Nov 02, 2020
We Can’t Guarantee Security During Yuletide – Law Enforcement Officers
When have you ever guaranteed security?? huh

PoliticsRe: Philip Walton: US Thanks Nigeria For Support As SEAL Team 6 Rescues Hostage by shoprite: 10:30pm On Nov 01, 2020
“We thank the Government of Nigeria for its partnership and support of this mission.”
Just watch and see how our people will laminate this "thank you" message and keep it as an achievement grin grin grin

CelebritiesRe: Sean Connery Is Dead! James Bond Actor Dies At 90 by shoprite: 9:34pm On Nov 01, 2020
Oh my ! . . .where is Special Agent Fash going to draw inspiration from now?? shocked

CrimeRe: US Forces Rescue American Citizen Kidnapped In Nigeria, Kill 6 Of The 7 Captors by shoprite: 9:30pm On Nov 01, 2020
visijo:
Do you know that No Man Has Ever Asked A Woman:
Who Gave You My Number?

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For those who have . . .it was for the sole purpose of thanking the person who did grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Lifts Curfew Due To EndSARS Riots In Lagos by shoprite: 9:21pm On Nov 01, 2020
Y'all know this curfew thing has gone stale already . . .no curfew has been observed in Lag since the 20th of October . . .FG can continue to play the fool with the Covid-19 curfew of 12am to 4am . . .I guess that's the agreement reached between FG and Coro not to infect people from 4:01am to 11:59pm . . .our leaders are big time clowns grin

Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Salutes Soldiers Who Rescued An American Kidnapped In Nigeria by shoprite: 8:47pm On Nov 01, 2020
OK2NVME:
They planned and organised this mission from over 6,000km away in the Pentagon.

Deployed drones from their base in Niger to give them constant surviellance and communication hook up to their satellites way up in the Sky.

Had their aircraft carrier on the gulf of Guinea with Jets ready to be scrambled to give air cover in case the target area gets swamped by tangos.

They then flew their star boys all the way from the US military base in Germany onboard the USAF Globemaster from where they parachuted from 25,000ft down to a location less than 3miles to the location where they hooked up with local assets who had provided transportation closer to the main location.

Meanwhile back at the US Drone base in Niger, Delta Force team were on standby with 4 Blackhawks and two gunships waiting for the go. Their job was to pick up the team and the rescued hostage at a designated pickup point 5 clicks from the target location and if the mission goes wrong act as back up forces to the seal team with the reaper drone coming in hot on any advancing enemy tangos .

Seal Team makes it to location.

Goes in clean.

Secures hostage and calls in Big Eagle


Team makes it down to pick up point and in less than 1 minute Ranger pickups arrive and we have birds in the sky.

Mission accomplished. .


Our olodo idiots will first shoot everything that moves including goats from 10km of the location.
This mission just made it clear that Naija deserves to be re-colonised . . .but this time by the United States undecided

Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Salutes Soldiers Who Rescued An American Kidnapped In Nigeria by shoprite: 8:38pm On Nov 01, 2020
frosbel2:
Meanwhile in other news, President Buhari congratulates the brave Nigerian Army for killing dozens of their fellow Nigerian citizens.
grin grin grin

CrimeRe: Edo Police Release 11-Year-Old Boy In Police Uniform Who Attacked Police Station by shoprite: 1:38pm On Oct 31, 2020
UDUJ:
He will forever be known as the youngest Inspector General of Police cheesy
grin grin grin

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