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It goes in one end and out the other end.

Spoon in your poor broke mouth today

Her white Hand and arm will be up your rich azz tomorrow

Ask Tiger Woods

That white kitty you are stroking is going to violation you financially - MR. I LOVE WHITE WOMAN OPENING THREAD MAKER

You are welcome to that cold cereal she spoon fed you in bed - turning into a jobless louse of a man, then handing you back over to black women up the road after you become worthless in her presence

then we have to build your ignorant azz back up once you are back to square one with NOTHING in our presence - wasting our time and space with your nonsense


smdh

Happy Birthday to you Iya

wow

yes - he is nice looking - very nice looking to me.

I love his look - that's the kind of guy I like - that type

but I don't do models - I still love men that are intellectual - can keep my mind busy intellectual

I bore easily - I am very quick mentally and need mental stimulation.

but looks wise he looks good

my guy still looks better.

^

with photos you have to select the option when you copy - copy "image location" - don't copy "image"

MJ - not for me - I don't do athletes - jocks of any color - NOT FOR ME

I love dark skinned men, with glasses EVEN BETTER (intellectual looking and acting)

Slender

Short, medium or tall height doesn't matter to me

If they are athletic - only enough to stay in shape any advanced workout routines used to compete athletically - NO not for me.

Chima:

I absolutely love the one on the bottom - the dark one - yummy.

lastpage:
^^^^And please for Gawd's sake, l hope you are good at "identifying any of those irresponsible men" on our streets?

Better still, please come-around with "Bags of Protection"!

If everything fails, (like Customs/immigration stealing your bags of imported "protection",[b] Please do the need-ful! ZIP-IT UP TIGHTLY![/b]
Wish you a safe trip down to our beloved country.

BTW: There is this story of one rasz-guy who impregnated two ladies (i did not say Tuface o! ) about the same-time, abandoned them to live at Sagamu (Ogun State) and NOW, he gat to face Fashola twice!

The story is that each of the two ladies wants to have a go at him FIRST, using the law while the latter fears once imprisoned by the first, she would be deprived of her own sweet revenge!

The guy as l understand claims he is "living-in with another pregnant lady" at the moment, in Sagamu and therefore cannot be accused of "abandonment"!
He suggests the other two come down to his house in Sagamu or else, he would sue both of them for desertion!

What the heck is this? Where is our in-house Lawyer on this one?

I am going to "rock his socks off" as soon as I get to Nigeria - ONE MAN ONLY FOR SHY-ONE

(just kidding - somewhat anyway - "the one-man-only" part is real)

thanks for the info.

I didn't read the link yet

But I HOPE THAT - paternity tests are taken AFTER THE BABY IS BORN so the wrong man ISN'T JAILED.

Other than that - I LOVE FASHOLA'S INTENT - I HAIL THEE NIGERIA.

RUB OFF ON THE UNITED STATES - ABEG

Snatch them up off the streets in the U.S.

yipppeee yi yayyyyyy!!!

whoopppeeee

I am really looking forward to visiting Nigeria even more now.

Thank you for these comments - I am moving to Lagos for 3-6 months and really enjoyed reading these comments.

Is there flooding in the Omole area of Lagos - does anyone know? Also Lekki as well? Please advise.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/07/article-2023254-0D54E97E00000578-129_964x554.jpg

Let's hope this isn't someone we know,

I just saw the link, oh my goodness

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-729601.0.html

Wowww, one of my African facebook friends, just sent some emergency messages 19 minutes ago to his family in London, his message alerted me to the violence and rioting going on over there,

190, Sagamite, Mobo999 - Are you guys alright?  I know you live in London.  Please be careful.  Also, don't try to get involved with anyone rioting, let London deal with London's problems.

Keep your head down, stay focused on the reason you are there, and stay out of harm's way.

Please tell us you are OK - AND THAT GOES FOR ALL Nairalanders in London.  Be Careful. Nairaland won't be Nairaland without you.

Tell us - what in the heck is going on over there?  Why the violence?  What have you found out?

I know someone has posted something about this on NL - but it isn't in the romance section and 2 of the 3 guys listed above - live in the romance section.  So we want to know if they are ok.

http://edition.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/europe/08/08/uk.riots/

@ Lawyer

Can a foreigner legally purchase property in Lagos such as one or two of these plots on this thread?

If they can - are fees/taxes, etc - higher on the land for foreigners?

Do you have any knowledge in this area?

Please advise.

I need a one bedroom or a 2 bedroom for 6 months ONLY

What do you have available - I want to stay in the Omole area. I possibly could rent for 1 year ONLY. I am coming from the States.

What is your email?

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=727123.msg8854836#msg8854836 date=1312473861]Who said the husbands wouldn't get the ax?

However, each situation is different when it comes to dealing with family members bleeping with your spouses or mates. If the husband or wife is TRYING TO TAKE CARE OF THE SITUATION and the family member IS NOT RESPECTING the plead then YOU WILL HAVE TO STEP IN.

So why would I beat my husband if he didn't do anything?

Now if the spouse is engaging in the act with the niece then YOU HANDLE BOTH.[/quote]seconded.

Excuse me?

Where is:

Lord Reed
Kingsleyinfo
Dayokanu
Obowunnme
PCguru
Reality101
DSense
Orikinla
Highchief
Firearm
Madukaele
9jafetish
r231
ekt bear
Princek12
And sooo many more

Of the list you have posted I am only familiar with Phate07, El Guapo and 190

sorry Chima - but I dare a family member to touch my guy - I DARE THEM - they will die by FIRE. That is despicable - how can you betray your own family like that??

Go online and buy her some "Proactive" for her acne

Encourage her to dress pretty everyday

Make sure her hair is fixed everyday

Regardless to how ugly the facial features - I have seen some downright WOLFISH looking men and women with the right clothes, clear skin, great personality

They HAVE SWAG better than the naturally pretty and handsome ones.

grab that bytch by her throat and choke her until she sees God

@ Livedit - I so love music too. I completely agree with you.

@ Reality - I will listen to that song - not sure if I have heard it before or not.

@ Chima - me too Chima - I love music too - many times the Radio can just "kick it off" and put me in a great mood.

@ dammy - blues - love them

MzDarkSkin:

NL - is sooo glad you are back home with us  - soo happy you are back.

Also - I really love your posts - you have a great head on your shoulders.

Please Lawyer:

I second, third and fourth - the multiple requests that agents post pictures/photos of the properties.

I am in the States and am coming to stay in Lagos for a short period of time and I have no IDEA at all about the area.  Without pictures/photos - it is just words on a page pieced together.

It gives no idea to honest seekers the condition of the properties or communities of the location.

I am looking for either a room to let or a one-two bedroom to let in the Lagos main area that is safe and flood free - I want to pay a fair amount and not be overcharged.

Thank you

You will hear from me.

OK - I will be in touch

Does it come with its own generator or do I provide that as well?

I have never been to Nigeria - this will be my first time.

When is this property available?

Please:

How far of a drive is that from Lagos - downtown area? Specifically the street called Yaya Abatan Street, Ogba, Lagos?

I am looking for a place to stay as I will be working on that street during my stay.

Is there a bus that goes back and forth from that area? Or would I need to drive to cut down on time?