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 Family › Re: Would You Spy On Your Spouse's Phone? by sledge406: 12:38pm On Apr 14, 2011 |
Nobody holy pass! No one is a saint but like my friend's father would say to him; "It is only a woman that knows the father of her child(ren)." |
| Politics › Re: ‘tsiga Must Resign’ - Director-general Of The National Youth Service Corps by sledge406: 1:45pm On Apr 12, 2011 |
@Andyanders, Is it too much of someone in humility to ask one thing from you? When you are bashed from all angles, then it is seen as people being on your case. Nothing stops a learned person like yourself who can use a computer effectively to type using proper letters (NOT typing in ALL CAPS). It is painful to the eye and if you must note, majority of readers don't have time reading such comments which SOMETIMES might have reasonable comments in them. klas:I refuse to believe you commented with your brain stating the bolded. You are the type that's quick to believe anything said or thrown in your face. Tsiga, while on phone to one of the media, confirmed that a head count was done and no serving corper's life was lost in the Suleja bomb blast to which there were loads of eye witness accounts. He instead said they were lives of students from nearby schools like Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria and Bayero University, Kano as well as some people to be used as adhoc staffs. My questions, just as others have asked which "klas" failed to reason with his brain are these: 1. How do you call for a head count in the dead of the night before the elections the next morning? Do you know how large Suleja is with corpers scattered all over? Don't forget there was panic that night too. 2. The mourners (families of the dead) who made their way to the hospitals on getting news of the blast and knowing that they have a serving corper in the area are crying wolf, right? Klas, I await your response. . . |
| Politics › Re: Iyabo Obasanjo Poised For Ministerial Appointment After Losing Senate Seat by sledge406: 1:19pm On Apr 12, 2011 |
Many of you are quick to state issues without getting background facts. Even if she is poised for a Ministerial appointment should Goodluck win, what makes you think she'd be allowed to serve? With the way the NASS Chambers is structered at the moment, if her name is sent there for screening, what do you think will be response of the house (who are claiming now to be the voice of the people)? Let's see how they get that so-called Ministerial position. |
| Politics › Re: Dapolam Accepts Defeat, speaks to Nairalanders by sledge406: 1:08pm On Apr 12, 2011 |
Got this off a friend's status and I must say, I've laughed to the core and can't fit to laff no more.    LMAO! Gov. Akala of Oyo State was interviewed on air and a lady called in, she showered praises and sang encomium of his accomplishments. She asked about the renovation of AGODI prison in Ibadan,the gov answer with a smile saying work is in progress. she reply "please do it well cause that where you will be spending the rest of Ur life". the Gov. cursed and cursed till they went off air. I still retain, whether true or not, this sure had cracked me up.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Chronicle by sledge406: 12:18pm On Apr 10, 2011 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by sledge406: 2:45am On Apr 10, 2011 |
^^^ Ol boy, how far? Which one you nor dey? I nor dey enter this thread unless once in a blue moon but to enter and see all these forth and back bickering especially from you, e nor pure. I nor blame you one bit for anything when you don talk and I nor dey concerned on how e take start but e get where person go reach for some kind matter and e go match brake or e go ignore. Chill a bit or better still, channel your energy to other people you find interesting instead of showing your hatred and disgust for ID publicly (anyway NL na public in a private way sha )Cheers! |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo Acquires Yet Another N4.5b Private Jet by sledge406: 2:08pm On Apr 08, 2011 |
Tayo-UK:No need to waste time opening the link. The bolded na DEATH! |
| Music/Radio › Re: E-mail From Rihanna To Olusesi On To The What's My Name Remix! see gbege!!! by sledge406: 10:44am On Apr 08, 2011 |
See as your face be like slap. Na now ur mates dey do April fool? |
| Politics › Re: Kidnapped: Kayode Ajulo (LP Sen. Candidate, Abuja) by sledge406: 2:02am On Apr 08, 2011 |
^^^ You make sense jare! |
| Politics › Re: Casting Demons Out Of Bakare by sledge406: 7:15pm On Apr 07, 2011 |
Seun:Seun, you crack me up real hard I beg. See as you use style call GEJ weakling and further ascertain your fears for Buhari. Have you thought of running NL from Ghana or Cameroon should Buhari get into power? |
| Politics › Re: Kidnapped: Kayode Ajulo (LP Sen. Candidate, Abuja) by sledge406: 7:04pm On Apr 07, 2011 |
Actually watched him yesterday when he made his complain. So they finally bagged him ehn? Naija I hail thee! People who keep to their  |
| Politics › Re: A Passionate Call On Mallam Nuhu Ribadu To Step Down-(open Letter) by sledge406: 6:52pm On Apr 07, 2011 |
And this YOUR OPEN LETTER ends where? Nairaland? I advise you take it to the appropraite quarters be it ACN website or FB fanpage or whatever it is that will get their attention so that matters can be considered in due time. |
| Politics › Re: National Assembly Election to hold on Saturday: Postponed in some areas by sledge406: 5:57pm On Apr 07, 2011 |
JEGA is speaking at the moment and elections will hold but not in all quarters. Tune in to AIT or Channels TV |
| Politics › Youth Presidential Debate On Channels TV by sledge406(op): 3:53pm On Apr 07, 2011 |
Interesting debate I must confess and I dunno how many of you are watching but Christain Love (hope I got his name right) is speaking well for the CPC platform and has a louder voice than Ferdinand representing the PDP. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Relaxation spot! (change your frowns to smiles & laughters) by sledge406(op): 12:29am On Apr 07, 2011 |
A Professor at one of the IIM's (INDIA) was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:- 1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing 2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising 3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing 4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations 5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?" - That's Brand Recognition 6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback 7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap 8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person comes and tells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share 9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets Now go out and market the hell out of your product!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Relaxation spot! (change your frowns to smiles & laughters) by sledge406(op): 12:17am On Apr 07, 2011 |
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table, with their hands to their noses, chorused: "Happy Birthday!" |
| Celebrities › Re: Toni Payne Files For Divorce, Reveals How Her Marriage Crashed. by sledge406: 11:43am On Apr 06, 2011 |
congoshine: |
| Music/Radio › Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by sledge406: 9:21am On Apr 06, 2011 |
Wish you were here - Wyclef Jean |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Relaxation spot! (change your frowns to smiles & laughters) by sledge406(op): 4:12pm On Apr 05, 2011 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Relaxation spot! (change your frowns to smiles & laughters) by sledge406(op): 2:50pm On Apr 05, 2011 |
Smart thieves come up with anything justifiable to their actions just like below: A friend asked God for money but he knows God doesn't work that way. So, he stole some cash and asked for forgiveness. Furtherance to the bolded above; A man goes to the priest and says, "Father forgive me for I stole some chickens." The priest replies, "How many chickens?"The man replies, "Hmmm. . . 5 . . .er, but let's say 10 I'll steal the remaining 5 on my way home."  |
| Celebrities › Re: Jide Kosoko (Yoruba Movie Star) In Street Fight by sledge406: 2:44pm On Apr 05, 2011 |
mama-gee:You really are a monkey! Always in haste to post on every fresh topic in every section of NL and 99.9% of your responses are garbage no wonder people don't find sense in anything you post. (Major reason you're noted is because of the pink colour, else, you for no dey matter at all). Waste of space!  BTW, the only time you make sense which is 0.01% is when you are not posting. Why not stick to the 0.01%? (Friendly advise) More like, you make sense when you don't talk. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Relaxation spot! (change your frowns to smiles & laughters) by sledge406(op): 10:42am On Apr 05, 2011 |
Those with 1st Class are so bright that they occupy the technical positions as Engineers & Doctors and it's likes. Those with 2nd Class are smart and acquire MBA, become Administrators and control the '1st Class'. Those with 3rd Class enter politics, become Ministers and control both the 1st & 2nd Class. Finally, those who 'FAILED' join the underworld and control EVERYBODY irrespective of Class. Where do you belong? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Relaxation spot! (change your frowns to smiles & laughters) by sledge406(op): 10:39am On Apr 05, 2011 |
Dog is truly man's best friend! Not convinced? Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and when you open it, see who's happy to see you and be sure to get back to me on your experiment. |
| Politics › Re: Why You'll Never Vote For Goodluck Jonathan? by sledge406: 8:52pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
agabaI23:Please was it May 5th or May 4th? I thought NTA news announced the demise of late President Yar'Adua about 8 - 9pm on May 4th 2010? |
| Politics › Re: Why You'll Never Vote For Goodluck Jonathan? by sledge406: 8:49pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
The whole election processes for this period is a shame and seriously I'm enjoying being on the fence. I'm not sure this is the right place to post this but I dunno how many of you watched Channels TV right about this minute? What I saw was just too bad I must confess. Imagine seeing MINORS not up to 15 years of age having voter's card and ready to pledge their votes. The exact location wasn't stated but the KIDS interviewed were speaking HAUSA and dressed in their native attire with Hijab on their head (for the females). So tell me who is to blame if not EVERYBODY? By everybody, I mean, the political thieves, the INEC officials and other CORPERS who must have handled the registeration processes of these individuals and the same people who went ahead to accredit them to vote on Saturday before the elections were eventually cancelled. I know same thing will repeat itself come Saturday but my people, let us be fair and stop pointing accusing fingers to people at the top because WE ARE ALL GREEDY. And by we, I mean the masses who see these things and support them. Yet we cry and wail for a better Nigeria. Our road far sha. Underage children with voter's card!!! Chei!!! |
| Politics › Re: Why You'll Never Vote For Muhammadu Buhari? by sledge406: 8:33pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
The whole election processes for this period is a shame and seriously I'm enjoying being on the fence. I'm not sure this is the right place to post this but I dunno how many of you watched Channels TV right about this minute? What I saw was just too bad I must confess. Imagine seeing MINORS not up to 15 years of age having voter's card and ready to pledge their votes. The exact location wasn't stated but the KIDS interviewed were speaking HAUSA and dressed in their native attire with Hijab on their head (for the females). So tell me who is to blame if not EVERYBODY? By everybody, I mean, the political thieves, the INEC officials and other CORPERS who must have handled the registeration processes of these individuals and the same people who went ahead to accredit them to vote on Saturday before the elections were eventually cancelled. I know same thing will repeat itself come Saturday but my people, let us be fair and stop pointing accusing fingers to people at the top because WE ARE ALL GREEDY. And by we, I mean the masses who see these things and support them. Yet we cry and wail for a better Nigeria. Our road far sha. Underage children with voter's card!!! Chei!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Relaxation spot! (change your frowns to smiles & laughters) by sledge406(op): 4:52pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
1. Have a woman that can cook. 2. Have a woman that can clean and wash/laundry. 3. Have a woman that can arrange your bed properly. (Sex) 4. Have a woman that is independent and can take care of herself. 5. (Most important of the rules) Make sure that none of these women ever comes across eachother. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Relaxation spot! (change your frowns to smiles & laughters) by sledge406(op): 7:16pm On Apr 03, 2011 |
In a sunday service, The pastor: Turn to your left and tell your neighbour that it shall be permanent. Young boy: (Looking at an im[i]be[/i]cile after some seconds was confused and said) Don't mind him. Im[i]be[/i]cile: God save you. I for bite you today. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Relaxation spot! (change your frowns to smiles & laughters) by sledge406(op): 3:15pm On Apr 02, 2011 |
A guy stops to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, "My feet are cold. Would you get my sneakers for me?" The guy goes upstairs and there are his friend's two gorgeous daughters. He says, "Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to f[i]uc[/i]k you." The first daughter says, "That's not true." He says, "I'll prove it." He yells down the stairs, "Both of them?" His friend yells back, "Of course, both of them!" |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Relaxation spot! (change your frowns to smiles & laughters) by sledge406(op): 3:11pm On Apr 02, 2011 |
Just think. . .in 50 years, Grandmas will have tattoos and rap will be the golden oldies!! |
| Politics › Re: Report Here On National Assembly Elections: 2nd April, 2011 by sledge406: 12:55pm On Apr 02, 2011 |
^ Are you getting married anytime soon? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Relaxation spot! (change your frowns to smiles & laughters) by sledge406(op): 10:33am On Apr 02, 2011 |
Ballot boxes snatchers are needed urgently for employment. Applicants must be smart, athletic and ready to kill. Previous experience in 1999/2003/2007 will be an added advantage. CV should be emailed to . . . . .@yahoo. . .com.ng.  |
