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Swfitycool, na here you con hide abi
That your amebo thread wen make front page, we nor con see the end. I really should campaign for your being flogged publicly in NL.

@Idowu. . .that your razor blade mouth!!!

^^^

You too wicked

Na so her honeypot wide like river Niger wen be say you dey lost balls inside there just the way Eldee d dunce do and Chamosex dey ready do Na wa for this NL. Wetin my eye never read and my head never imagine

Fact: The OP went too far uploading his pic for all to see but then again (call it joblessness or wateva---many of us who find time to read through or drop a comment in here at one point or the other are jobless) he called out to those professing to be as "fine" as he is to contest. No beefs!!! (Call it attention seeking cos he got it already)

So far 5 to 9 peeps have contested and shown themselves worthy but what's with all the insults All I see is pure hate. . .if you feel you've gotten what it takes, simply contest, comment or waka pass. UGLY pipo don dey edit d guy pissure turn am to one eyed pirate

Then for all ye 190 loyalist, you should learn to ball without sentiments. Imagine person open mouth talk say 190 dey Abuja and he dey look fresh blah blah blah. That one mean say im get work Nor be im dey shout say im mama and im GF E get work and e dey counter every comment by the second for NL All of una na simply hater and seriously, the boy too intimidate 190. FACT!!! Make 190 comot for im mama house go hustle and see if e nor go turn prodigal son!!! (If not one already )

Facially, scentleafCentD is cute and that's as far as it gets. NEXT!!!

Studio, you say wetin

As for you Kunbeast, you should upgrade your signature as the owners don collect am. Borrow borrow make me shine!!!

[size=15pt]WARNING[/size]

A pharmaceutical truck was stolen today, all d Viagra was stolen, police have asked d public 2 be on d lookout for 'hardened' criminals.





I know you can catch Studio, Vicks, Dani1luv and 'em already fagged out dicks in the list of hardened!

You get school and you nor fit detect wetin I tell you earlier.

Ol boy, you need to further oo. And just becos dem give you key and padlock to dis place nor mean say you go let am enta ya head oo. na to speed dial Seun my tenant and the deed is done unless im want make I give am quit notice and render am homeless

Efe: Why is sex like shaving?
Sledge: Because no matter how well u do it today, tomorrow u'll have to do it again

Chi-baby: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
Sledge: Men will get their salary everyday and women like you will bleed to death.

Dani1luv: Why do 90% girls have their left boob bigger than their right?
Sledge: Because 90% boys are right handed

Idowu: What is the difference between a PANTIE and a STAGE CURTAIN?
Sledge: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTIES. . .It's SHOWTIME!!!

I mean you presence being shown/felt everywhere. (U own this topic at the moment---more like it)

Maybe you should apply to my skool but den you still have to pass my exams

Waddup Dani

Seems you've gotten this place on lockdown

Hope u cool though

@Rhymstein. . . QUIT!!!

Looks like someone finally got her room cleaned up

Wicked!!!!

[size=4pt]You need to thank me for giving you a facelift and don't make me call your name [/size]

Ol boy, you really should cool down. Tis enuff!!!

I feel your pain and know exactly what you mean but when you begin to explain one thing over and over again, it becomes jargon and everyone sees it as ranting (just as I'm beginning to).

Quit yapping and either lay low or give a reply diss but if I am to advise, don't waste your time doing anything cos the SO CALLED ELDEE THE DUNCE aint gonna reply you besides have you seen him post in here since him diss track leaked (Una go fear leak na).

Having said this, go back to school and enjoy the rest of the fun in here when you can and leave others to do their thing. (Last thing you want anyone doing to you hereafter is picking loop holes from your every comment cos then you'd be contradicting yourself).


ILEKE IDI vs her IDI (I just hope say she nor go use mess kill us sha and even if she decide to let one or two fly from down below, make her idi nor block road for us when dey run for our lives

googles:


Tosinville always post with the wrong side of his brain attacking pple like its a right . . . so I gave him a fresh dose of his own stale syrup

btw, am not fetching for suitors on NL

my NL father? you lost me dere mate. . .i have no such thing

Maybe you shud stay outta Tosin's ville or beta still I'm sure he'll stay outta Google's ville.
I was pulling ya skirtslegs when I talked about the whole suitor thingy and as for where u got lost, maybe you should read back and check out Tonye-t's lil drama claiming to be your NL fafa.

Walahai Corkless Cork, e nor go beta for pesin wen swear for you I sure say you dey Sound Sultan and MI video 2010 due to your question to pastor Ola.

@Googles. . .Take a deep breath and yea we all know you were attacked first but you wan pursue all your suitors for this NL
Remember like your NL father said, when he was your age, he had 3 kids like 9ice wished he wud have so arranged urself

No offence but I cannot waste my time and bandwidth to listen to this crap (no matter how tight it might sound).

E be like person wen catch new babe and e don dey plan how e wan take nail am wen e enta im caban only to discover say after a month of toasting and spending, the babe nor even get style join her outward appearance (all na packaging).

Even if Eldee claim right abi na left to the musik, d purpose for which it was bursted has long been defeated. The urge don dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Idowuogbo:
waguan house , hmm chibaby omo den don finish oo , sledge wetin na

Nuttin o.

I jst see person in showglass na im I say make I admire the creature

How old you be now So you sef dey celebrate buyday Me na Jay Whyte oo so nor vex I nor fit give u anything (udeme dey ur cooler abi na zobo u share give ur friends)

dani1luv:
^^o boy. .no wonder you nor fit 2 perform. . .
thunder fire that your small kpekus. . , amen

(No offence) Are you sane I thought you were sensible till I read the bolded above.
Cud u explain further

@Chi-baby. . .I'm done witcha now (No offence from the beginning though )

@Tanimz. . .Pls don't make me ask you that question again that we talked about days back. Thanks
So explain or lemme knw further.

sledge406:
I wonder how much you're worth

chi-baby:
Ds one u deh hail me lyk ds u must be in a happy mood abi u wan to collect crayfish again without payin?

U sure won't fit into my league but I'll reduce the tempo for you. . .AUNTY (how old are you 35 and you look like a midget )

Dani. . .u dey ask question or na statement C ur ezcema infested face. No wonder you and Chi-baby resemble sef

;d

Fish (agreed)

. . .beta than a toothless shark (I sure say na you dem see wen dem write Shark's tale)

Fish Sledge threatening toothless Shark Chi-baby (more like a rat chasing after a mouse---now run along and quitting calling my attention)

NB. . .Learn to hiss properly without splashing spit on the face of Dani1luv. Thanks

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Confused soul, you well at all Since when your eyes turn to 4:30 abi na half past sharp You dey quote Ofoka dey insult am abi una get beef too
Try graduate from that school first before you claim to pass common entrance. Quit using the [i]B[/i]astard word anyhow cos you end up insulting yourself the more. We all know your gory past and wack present as well as where you future is headed. No dey insult yourself again.


Ofoka. . .U nor go hide your RAT teeth Sisi ko, Eko ni!

Obinoscopy:
Thanks dear, yeah

Bloody Liar!!!
Make lightning torch ur bald head for this lie. You dis dullard come up with such long essay Not in a million years and a 1000 [i]i[/i]mbecillic u join togeda as 1 (DAMAGE )

Obinoscopy:
After going through your post I now know your age and your academic status. I am sorry to say this but I don't parley with people of your class I just can't condescend to that level

You went thru my post cos you wanted to have a shot at me but guess I'm not the type you can ride on and if you wan determine my age and my academic status, you go jam PHCN pole fall inside gutter and in terms of parley, I don't parley with liars who claim what they aint too.

Come as a different person and I just might notice you and give you a chance to be clean.

Call am anything you like Ofoka but heaven know say I nor dey do audio and I nor dey play with lyrics (Painful tho ) but make e take am as e see am and bring wetin e get.

dawinchpikin for use im eye take see im ear.

Having said this, you show how much of a slowpoke you are in real life. (Pun intended )

At this time of the year, you call thing ESSAY writing a joke which people have long read and deleted permanently from their memory. Guess your own definition of Elite in your [i]i[/i]mbecilic world is a retard like you but in a lower retardic state of mind (cos yours has reached its peak) {Mind you, I like when I play with words so don't try to correct me else you're doomed)

Once again, I laff at you in vexation

After reading the first 5 words and stopped onseeing Obansanjo, I knew it had to be loads of crap. Scrolled down immediately (realised it was too long and indeed a load of crap).

Seriously OP, you should be burned!!!

And for the record I am laffing at you in anger

Da-winch pikin. . .Make lightning faya ur left balls and leave u deaf.
Retard wen too dey ask questions!!!

I just flip dictionary for the word gay/HOMO/GAY and na your pictures I dey see everywhere as d description cos no words for am.

Where the HARD INSULTS

I just dey look una sha!

(goes back into hibernation)

chi-baby:
i no blame u cuz your head is massive 4 nuffing!

Massive for nuttin Massive as my head is, it fits _{without hassle} into your kpekus

chi-baby:
how are u soo sure itz ma room?? and wat is your wahala if i look lyk a doll?

It definitely aint my room too but you roll with dirty people (for all I care) and tell that guy/babe to clean up their room (since you dey deny your room)
As for looking like a DOLL, you actually are a DOLL I wonder how much you're worth and defo not in the supermarket cos na for Alaba market dem dey see your type

chi-baby:
does it affect u in anyway?? Abeg u say wat concernz u plss and dnt move yo madness 2 ma syd

The fact that I am here, it concerns me and if you call it madness, you best shift away from me cos you're dirty (shows you're the MAD one)

Now run along!!!

Efe, na leg I use take come (my slippers don file finish)
Na mouth I use take make the sound just as you sef dey use mouth too


Tanimz, why are you shouting
U were saying something the last time.

Da-winchkid, since you sabi wetin make sense you for drop your own na or you just want make I notice you

Jodeci, I feel sorry for you!

Chi-baby, why does your room look so scattered and why do you look like a DOLL (No pun intended but you really should do a major clean up and wash that tiro from your eyes)

I actually stopped by to insilt eldee the dunce.

Faya burn your head and hot akara spoil your mouth for bringing me back here to see that you have not shown yourself worthy.

You deserve knocks and slaps thrice a day (first thing in the morning, noon sharp & night before bed)

Dunce!!!