₦airaland Forum

ayobase: Im seeing a sooo wife material here.
So u are not all d same.
Seeing a brighter side of our SLIMYEM today!

Brixtonyute: You must be ugly.

ijebabe: Hehehehehe! Disgusting!
It's like the movie 'The Help' how this mistreated black maid mixed her own poop in pie and served it to her employer. Menh, she ate sh[i]i[/i]t!

tellwisdom: Listen carefully, if you eventually sleep bside me and snore. I will cut ur lungs

count sparrow: . Shiooor!!! Like say u no dey snore...

Elmos: This is a BIG issue in my life, I snore, and it is very embarrassing, I have done everything humanly possible, but it wouldn't go. The guy I love to marry left me because she could not cope, I reside in the US, everyday on TV they advertise several devices they claimed could solved my snoring problem, each time I buy one, I will need to invite someone to come and sleep in the same room with me and on each occasion, their report were not I wished for. One day I was in a public bus in London and mistakenly, I slept off, by the time I woke up, every seat next to me front and back are empty while there were empty seat all over people were standing, I understand their reasons, I slept on plane too, it was the same, and for the snoring problem, I don't sleep outside of my house or hotel not in anyone house. I am equally not married because no one want to stay with a snoring man. The one that did eventually left because we were living in different rooms, eventually she left. Please if anyone know the solution to it to say it out am tired.

Idowuogbo: Are u kidding me? D babe sabi formulate lie o! How could he pick up a whole washing machine and throw it? How could sum1 bleed for 8hrs and not pass out? Na menses?

See drama kwanu!

joeydozzy: what's with you and this emoticon?

Mayflowa: I gerrit! Like u were doing in ur hay days while trying to maintain ur virginity. Now u can talk! Thank God u married now. Keep ur husband from straying o...madam

chichi414: With mynd 44

kilokeys: Catchy topic , huh?.. Well i am going to spell it out.
Guys r meant to provide security ( money, comfort) Girls r meant to support ( beauty, sex, massage e.t.c) so if u r as broke as i am, lets forget this kitties and get a life.
Can u date ' YOU'? As broke as you r? Or as unhygienic, selfish, egoistic as u r?.
Relationship is more than swapping spit and body fluids. Its as deep and concrete as a contract.
the general 'what's in for me?' is an innate question everybody ask themselves every minute . Ur life is like a ship, u r d captain. Do u just pick passengers when u dont hv a destination?
If a girl loves me as broke as i am, she is no fool. Either she doesnt need my money and just enjoys my company, sweet mouth and joystick or she doesnt know d diff. Between a yatch and a canoe.
Gurls, dont overshoot ur size o! If u be dunlop slippers u come dey find toms or paul smith. God go punish u o!
Our lives in general can be summarised into a scorecard. We all know our points( education, beauty, humor, money, prospects) inside of us. Score urself and Find ur MATCH!!!.

Idowuogbo: But dey ur customers na! Am sure u still do offers on bjs and hand jobs.

Peterson1993: lopsss. Nawa for naija babes ooo. Una too harsh. You dint read it properly. I said i have made several attempts discharging her even asking her to go but will start crying that i should change my mind. She just cant leave me. Kinda being addicted to me or something else.