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FamilyRe: Whom Do You Love More-dad Or Mum? Why? by slimyem: 10:41pm On Jun 07, 2012
none!
I love 'em both equally!
RomanceRe: Marriage Or Money by slimyem: 10:35pm On Jun 07, 2012
nonsense and unrealistic scenarios!
mtcheeeeeeeeeeew.
FamilyRe: Have You Ever Told Your Mom Or Dad.......... by slimyem: 10:32pm On Jun 07, 2012
yep!
I tell them after almost every phone call..
But never to their face!cheesy
CultureRe: Yoruba Girls by slimyem: 10:30pm On Jun 07, 2012
duh!
Pocket your nonsense shout-out!
Or tell it to the birds!
We don't care!cheesycheesycheesy
RomanceRe: To Be 6 Months Away From Your Spouse... How Would You Survive It by slimyem: 10:09pm On Jun 07, 2012
mrmofasa: It would be hard. . .but it can be done. Depends on ur level of will and self control.

On the other hand, if u no fit hol bodi, abeg use condom

OR

employ the 'don't ask, don't tell' method. Better not to know than to know and be depressed or angry.
mrmofasa....i see you o!cheesycheesy
RomanceRe: Is Your Partner Credit Worthy? Can You Lend Him/her Money? by slimyem: 9:56pm On Jun 07, 2012
acidtalk: Okay! Now seriously I need to be very blunt here.

I have tried to ignore threads with less meaningful post and also tried pleading with everyone who have no meaningful contribution to stay off 'matured threads'

@Idowuogbo, @slimyem, I will address both of you specifically ('cus you are females).

You people need to get your acts together and stop immitating that irritant of a gay fellow.

The manner in which you people post on every single thread not to contribute positively but to condemn a member is very childish, uncalled for and even irritating.

Both of you need to take a queue from other members who will only post "knowledgeable and informative replies"

The truth is you may find it funny right now and people will cheer you up but believe me it is only for a while.

You both have contributed meaningfully over the past coupe of threads I have started, and believe me, members openly confessed they admire your intelligence and contributions so why derail.

Did you ALL notice that killz only posted on this thread when the childish quarrel started? That's to show you that the boy is actually worse than immature. He has avoided my threads of the weeks and I really appreciated that from him.

But coming to only contribute in derailing this thread is so irritating.

You ladies need to put you acts together in other not to eventually distroy your individual personality in the process of you trying to be funny or noticed.

A word is enough for the wise.
STFU mister!
What have i said that indicates me condemning anybody?
Pls if you feel the need to spew thrash tonite,just stay far away from me.
I'm not in the mood to entertain nonsense!
RomanceRe: To Be 6 Months Away From Your Spouse... How Would You Survive It by slimyem: 9:00pm On Jun 07, 2012
cheesycheesy
RomanceRe: K-solo Opens Up On Assault, Thievery Allegations By Wife, Kikelomo by slimyem: 8:46pm On Jun 07, 2012
whatever!
Igboro marriage ti daru already!cheesy
RomanceRe: Single Mother's by slimyem: 8:35pm On Jun 07, 2012
[quote author=Mr..Cork] REALITY. My ga,y friend. bro are you now a single mother? angry[/quote]lmao..
Classic!cheesycheesycheesycheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Why Do old Black Women Always Come Up 2 Me And Tell Me 2 Cover Up by slimyem: 8:33pm On Jun 07, 2012
smh...cheesy
RomanceRe: Is Your Partner Credit Worthy? Can You Lend Him/her Money? by slimyem: 8:23pm On Jun 07, 2012
Idowuogbo: Ee ooo! Era nu sugar man po we ke!

U left wia? NL? Stop so be jare! Ur multiple ids share d same figure wiv Bill gates account balance. U no get mind for wahala but u fit cook story go give Goldie abi? U no like wahahal but u fit sell maye online course story abi? Ti e ti bu! Olohun ah je ko ri pastor to ma she we mi mo fun e. Oponu!
we be south and north pole but e no mean say you nor fit whisper me gist nah..cheesycheesy
i dey wait am o...cheesy
RomanceRe: 70% Of Nigerian Women Are Consolation Prizes. by slimyem: 8:10pm On Jun 07, 2012
op's one unfortunate homo sapien...
Dang!cheesy
EducationRe: Will You Study The Same Course As Your Sibling? by slimyem: 6:45pm On Jun 07, 2012
i don't like the idea of the whole family in a band wagon but who i'm to stop anyone from their dreams?
...and who is anyone to stop me from mine?cheesycheesy
RomanceRe: Is It Not Better To Have A Fling,than A Girlfriend. by slimyem: 5:36pm On Jun 07, 2012
we've heard enough of these boring,pointless and recycled topics already!
Excuse me pass abeg!cheesy
RomanceRe: How Do U Feel Wen A Guy Speaks Into Ur Ear N U Discova He's Got 'mouth Odour'? by slimyem: 5:31pm On Jun 07, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Buy him a tooth brush + toothpaste and mints as a parting gift. . . What nonsense![/color]
lmaocheesycheesycheesycheesy
RomanceRe: How Do U Feel Wen A Guy Speaks Into Ur Ear N U Discova He's Got 'mouth Odour'? by slimyem: 5:28pm On Jun 07, 2012
Jaykizz: Haba, if na u dream guy bdat nko?
you wan make i vomit?cheesy
i nor need dream guy wey no get personal hygiene.
Thank you!
RomanceRe: Is Your Partner Credit Worthy? Can You Lend Him/her Money? by slimyem: 5:23pm On Jun 07, 2012
ayobase: Why should u edit my post...ehn?
no try me o!
i edited your post because your brain shifted slightly when you typed that!
Now that i helped you out,say thank you ma!cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Always Calling Us Toasters? Are They Bread? by slimyem: 5:18pm On Jun 07, 2012
so its just nigerian girls that use 'toaster' eh?
It a popular slang (so is chyking) used in place of 'asking out'!
Just say you came up with the lamest reason to bash Nj girls as usual
.
.
now that you think you have,clap for yourself
mtcheeeew!
Nonsense!
RomanceRe: Am Loosing My Mind Right Now!!!!!! by slimyem: 5:10pm On Jun 07, 2012
apache77: Dis guy werrrin dey worry u?abi u b weakling as she talk? There was nuffin wrong wit wat u did.she needed sum hiding and she got it.now she wil tuck in.her skoin skoin will disappear trust me.am talking from experience.
My girl was like yours-no not exactly a little better sha.and for most times,she often seemed like d aggressor if we had issues.infact one day after a night out,we had a serious misunderstanding,and she slapped me wen we got home and I parked.did I hit her back?Nope.I simply picked her up and took her upstairs.next day she came,she was sorry,she was high bla bla.I shd forgiv her.I did,but I didn't forget.I filed the incident sumwhere in mind.
Fast forward a year later,and after another misunderstanding,she started shouting and ranting at me publicly.in d club.I had never hit her before,so she must have been surprised at my reaction.I grabbed her by the scruff of her neck and pushed her out of d club like a common thief. I bundled her into the car and half way home,parkd and gave her d hiding of her life.she had to try to jump out of d car onto d expressway..it was almost 3am in d morning.

We didn't talk for 2weeks after then but since that incidence,she tucked in and beacme more pliable.that was 2years ago,and as I type,she is in d kitchen preparin me a meal.since she don't want me to ever beat her again,she behaves herself and all those skirmished between me n her have reduced ever since.Never ever fear to hit a woman,but then never ever hit a woman out of fear..cos of ur own insecurities
this is serious!
@post,if ANY man dares slap me for ANY reason in the world,that'll be the end of that relationship NO MATTER WHAT!
@op,you have apologised to her and its left for her to accept you back or not!
If she does take you back with your self-control issues and her temper/sharp tongue,there's definitely an iminent beating sometime down the line i.e your relationship/marriage.
Na una two sabi abeg!cheesycheesy
RomanceRe: How Do U Feel Wen A Guy Speaks Into Ur Ear N U Discova He's Got 'mouth Odour'? by slimyem: 4:58pm On Jun 07, 2012
can't blame her!
mouth odour ia a real turn-off and a big deal breaker for moi!
No short-cut!
cheesycheesycheesy
RomanceRe: Is Your Partner Credit Worthy? Can You Lend Him/her Money? by slimyem: 4:09pm On Jun 07, 2012
Idowuogbo: Mama still dey write essays ni? Abegiiiii! Rainy or dry day, U no go give ur guy money cus u stingy. Listen to urself, u will push him to great ideas how? Lets say ur guy comes to u in need cus he urgently needs to settle a tight corner, u'll say NO! And offer dis useless lecture abi? SMH!
lmao!
Cuddle too like story sha...
Na only two line i read for her post con scroll down!
No time!
Lolcheesycheesy
RomanceRe: Is Your Partner Credit Worthy? Can You Lend Him/her Money? by slimyem: 4:07pm On Jun 07, 2012
acidtalk: gerrout what is making you happyhuh

he will see the true slimyem after you go visiting that ganja joint with that gay boy.
wetin you dey talk?
....and who says the post makes me happy?
Abeg,go lick stew...
I nor dey for this your nonsense!cheesycheesycheesy
NYSCRe: What Have You Achieved After Your NYSC ? by slimyem: 3:12pm On Jun 07, 2012
slimchimex: there r ova 3million nigerirn youths dat r jobless,evrybody dey here dey form say dey get good job...abeg who com b d jobless youths....identify urself now..
joblessness has NOTHING to do with achievements mister!
You can be jobless and still have achieved a sizeable number of things like other degrees or certifications or self-development in lot other spheres of life!
NYSCRe: Corpers To Get N200k After Service? by slimyem: 2:57pm On Jun 07, 2012
if its true,will it extend to ex-corpers of the last five years? huh
cheesycheesycheesycheesy
NYSCRe: What Have You Achieved After Your NYSC ? by slimyem: 2:53pm On Jun 07, 2012
lots!
Putting it all here would make me sound boastful!cheesycheesycheesy
RomanceRe: A Shockingly True Story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by slimyem: 2:13pm On Jun 07, 2012
thank God i can't read that bullshit!cheesycheesy
RomanceRe: How Would You Cope With A Snoring Partner? by slimyem: 1:42pm On Jun 07, 2012
count sparrow: . Hahahahahahahahahahahaha... I hit her below the belt...
i have noticed you!
Next!
ayobase: Can u?
if he's a good man in every way...and snoring is his major fault,i can!cheesycheesy
RomanceRe: K-Solo And Wife End Marriage 6 Months After Their Wedding by slimyem: 1:35pm On Jun 07, 2012
ayobase: Odaru gan ni.
Won de ti je semo won tan!
awa o de jisoro..
A ti dance away sorrow wa...cheesycheesycheesy
RomanceRe: K-Solo And Wife End Marriage 6 Months After Their Wedding by slimyem: 11:37am On Jun 07, 2012
hehehe...
Igboro marriage ti daru...cheesycheesycheesycheesy

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