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PhonesRe: Etisalat Now Charge 2.00 For Sms To Other Network by Slizbeat(m): 7:38pm On Feb 07, 2013
I made a 71 second call to an MTN line few minutes ago and was charged 90naira o0. dont know about the Sms yet.
PoliticsRe: Mseilla Massalla-led APGA Denies Merger Participation by Slizbeat(op): 7:28pm On Feb 07, 2013
All of you shouting OP, I refused to reply you then but let me do that now. there is no way APC can win PDP unless APGA is involved. Yes, the mega party knows that and thats why they need APGA to win. APGA is the party that has the heart of Ndigbo, and so can convince Ndigbo to vote for APC. And again, the population of Ndigbo is still in doubt because the Hausas claim to be largest so as to steal ballot boxes to Niger and Chad cos hausas are more in Niger and Chad than Nigeria and should not mellow into Nigeria's affair. the Hausas know they cant win and thats why they need both the Igbos and Yorubas to win. In kano last election, the Igbos were the majority voters. I was among the ones who co-ordinated the youths to vote, even during the Presidential elections. Even though they never paid me till today. As per elections, my hands are off but lets watch how 2015 goes.
PoliticsRe: Are Igbo Jews, The Lost Tribe Of Israel? - CNN by Slizbeat(m): 11:01am On Feb 07, 2013
Mehn, i dont really know what to say but what i know is that from my great grand father whom i met, he was igbo. Nothing has changed till date. If we igbos think we are truely isrealites, then DNA should speak for itself starting from the kings of Owerri, Aguleri e.t.c.
PoliticsMseilla Massalla-led APGA Denies Merger Participation by Slizbeat(op): 9:38am On Feb 07, 2013
I knew it would go down this way. Any APGA member that joins the merger is just doing so for his/her selfish Interest.
APGA as a party i know can never join any force, they rather stay alone and fight. Amongst the 10 Governors who endorsed the merger, it is only Okorocha that is APGA. Right from time, Okorocha has being trying to become Nigeria's president for only God knows. Here is a quote of what the APGA faction said:

However, a faction of APGA, yesterday, denied any participation in the ongoing merger arrangement. National Secretary ofthe Mseilla Massalla-led faction of the party, Dr. Ifedi Okwenna, said in a statement that the issue of merger of political parties was a very serious matter that needed adequate consultation, adding that the party did not permit the Imo State Governor, Owelle Rochas Okorocha to be part of any merger of political parties. Okorocha was among 10 opposition parties’ governors, who rose from a meeting in Lagos and endorsed the merger moves on Tuesday.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/02/merger-latest-apc-oppositions-mega-party-emerges/

In the above source, you would get to see what Annie Okonkwo said. Labour Party is the only party with a seating Governor that didnt join the merger and said they would rather join PDP.
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Barber With N50m Cocaine by Slizbeat(m): 9:26am On Feb 07, 2013
No matter what happens, no matter the name there, no matter the crime commited, PROUDLY IGBO.

I have said it before and i will keep saying it, Cocaine is used in drug production, we all take it but in appropriate quantities. Many government officials carry cocaines daily. Until they stop it, they cant stop the citizens from doing theirs.
SportsRe: Did Nigeria Threaten Mali To Lose The Match ? by Slizbeat(m): 5:50pm On Feb 06, 2013
The match is not yet over o0, lets wait 1st.
PoliticsAll Progressive Congress (APC) Party: ANPP, CPC, ACN And APGA Finally Merged by Slizbeat(op):
Just saw it on AIT BREAKING NEWS now that ACN, CPC, ANPP, APGA has Finally merged and the new party name is now ALL PROGRESSIVE CONGRESS APC

For full details, visit http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/02/merger-latest-apc-oppositions-mega-party-emerges/
PoliticsRe: What Do We Get To Enjoy As Nigerians? by Slizbeat(m): 5:54pm On Feb 05, 2013
fboycaestro: Get the message right...ITs not that we are asking too much from the govt or they are solely responsible to bring the AFCON matches to our homes but the message is that they could have influence BON if they really want to bring smiles to Nigerians face....We've had a lot of public office holder mis-manage money above what LC2 demanded.
On the AFCON part and LC2 demand, me still maintained it as "its a good decision".
PoliticsRe: What Do We Get To Enjoy As Nigerians? by Slizbeat(m): 5:51pm On Feb 05, 2013
Me sef tire o0, what are we even enjoying at the momenthuh
PoliticsRe: Sanusi Receives N25,000 Allowance Daily For Local Trips by Slizbeat(m): 5:50pm On Feb 05, 2013
Jehovah shocked, and what the Bleep has this got to do with the billions of naira disappearing?
PoliticsRe: ACN, CPC, ANPP And APGA Merged Officially? by Slizbeat(m): 5:45pm On Feb 05, 2013
Wadeoye: APGA ke... Na so them dey do merger? APGA can't and will never be part of any progressive merger being a Igbo party. And what value will APGA add to the merger? A party that couldnt give even Ojukwu 5% of national votes.

This is a lie... The ongoing discussion is between CPC and ACN - and later ANPP will be brough on board. APGA will never make it and we will ensure this doesnt happen.
See Vex, haha. The fear of APGA is the beginning of Wisdom. APGA can never merge with such a low life merging parties that are power thirst. Any APGA member that does that is just as dumb as the other party members. Merger can not offer 9ja anything. Its better they operate individually than collectively to make the loot more bigger.grin
PoliticsRe: ACN, CPC, ANPP And APGA Merged Officially? by Slizbeat(m): 5:41pm On Feb 05, 2013
Blah Blah Blah. They havnt brought down PDP yet and they are rejoicing. Bring them down first. BTW, what the Bleep? shocked Did i just see APGA? Mehn, merger, you guys are on a long thing. CPC ANPP, hausa dominated. ACN, Yoruba dominated. APGA, Igbo dominated. Haha, who wan gree for who? Lmao
PoliticsRe: Okupe Calls Opposition Parties Noisemakers by Slizbeat(m): 5:35pm On Feb 05, 2013
Truth is that they are all noise makers.
ComputersRe: System Requirements Thread: Can My PC Run It? by Slizbeat(m): 12:58pm On Jan 29, 2013
moonraker: You see why i ignored that post?? This is the whole idea of this thread...


With that specs, my guy would be believing that his laptop can play fifa 13

or PES 13. shocked huh angry
Seriously o0, am not playing games with it but want to know if i can change its OS
CelebritiesRe: Timaya Turns His G Wagon To A Taxi For Video Shoot by Slizbeat(m): 12:44pm On Jan 29, 2013
Him don try. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Ifeanyi Ubah’s Campaign Posters Flood Anambra Streets by Slizbeat(m): 12:40pm On Jan 29, 2013
He don lose the election already. He was indicted during fuel subsidy period, had a case with cosmos maduka[coscharis] and his recent case with Access Bank plc.
Jokes EtcRe: Akpors In Pharmacist Wahala by Slizbeat(op): 9:34pm On Jan 28, 2013
Afam4eva: lol grin...I thought Akpos was dead?
Not at all, his senses are just getting dumber. How would he tell the pharmacist who and who he was going to use the condoms on? grin
Jokes EtcAkpors In Pharmacist Wahala by Slizbeat(op): 9:21pm On Jan 28, 2013
Akpors gets into a pharmacy & says 2 d pharmacist, "Hello, could u give me condom? I'm going 2 my girlfriend's place 4 dinner & I think I mayb in with a chance!"

D pharmacist gives him d condom & as he was going out he returns & says,"Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too, she always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me & Ithink I might strike a luck there too.

"grin pharmacist gives him a second condom & as he was leaving, again he turns back & says "Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute & when she sees me she always makes eye contact & since she invited me 4 dinner I think she is expecting me 2 make a move.

During dinner, Akpors sat with his girlfriend on d left ,d sister on his right & d mum facing him. When d girlfriend's Dad walks in, Akpors lowers his head & starts d dinner prayer."Dear Lord, bless this dinner & thank u 4 all u'v given us" 10minutes after, Akpors was still praying "Thank u Lord 4 ur kindness." Another Ten minutes gone by & he is still praying, keeping his head down, very close 2 d table.

They all looked at each other surprised, & his girlfriend was even more surprised than others. She gets close to him & whispered, "I didn't know u'r so religious. "Akpors ­ replies, "I never knew ur dad was a pharmacist!".

See Big wahala !!! If you're akpors, what will you do?
Coined from somewhere, would be bad if i dont recognise the original owner.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Agree To A Cease Fire by Slizbeat(m): 9:15pm On Jan 28, 2013
Very good. Did they give any condition we cant meet? Cos if so, they don lose be that, JTF would continue 2 strike them.
CelebritiesRe: Rick Ross Escapes Drive-By Shooting & Crashes His Car by Slizbeat(m): 9:02pm On Jan 28, 2013
Eyah, too bad. My sis once said sometime around december last year that "it is as if Rick Ross would die in 2013 cos his music was all over the place in 2012". Dunno where she got that ideology 4rm buh mehn, her mind is seeing tinz.
ComputersRe: System Requirements Thread: Can My PC Run It? by Slizbeat(m):
moonraker: Like processor ram hard disk etc
The hard disk is 18 gigabytes and the RAM is 504mb, processor is 1.20GHzn 600MHz
ComputersRe: System Requirements Thread: Can My PC Run It? by Slizbeat(m): 12:13am On Jan 28, 2013
moonraker: state your specs??
Like how? the windows i want to change it to or what cos i dont know so much about computers pls
ComputersRe: System Requirements Thread: Can My PC Run It? by Slizbeat(m): 12:45pm On Jan 24, 2013
Nice thread. I need a reply please. My aunty just gave me a NEC laptop last week, currently running on windows XP Operating system. It has no CD-ROM, 18Gbyte HD, less than 2Gbyte RAM, no Wi-Fi but it connects to the internet fast. Was able to install Adobe reader 8 together with photoshop, image ready, picasa and some games less than a Gbyte. I want to change the OS to Windows7 but a friend of mine says it would make it more slow. What should I do and how correct is he? cos i need another OS rather than XP.
PoliticsRe: Obi Announces Plan To Build Malls by Slizbeat(m): 12:01pm On Jan 24, 2013
The one fact i like about Obi. you dont just wake up and start a project, you save enough to see to the end of the project. Its better to save for 4years and build up totally within a year, making it a total of 5years than to execute a project with less fund and spend 10years completing it.
PoliticsRe: Families Of Dana Crash Victims Protest Over Non-payment Of Claims by Slizbeat(m): 11:33am On Jan 24, 2013
Dana can not resume operation when they've not finished payment. There is something fishy about this. Maybe someone else has claimed the money while telling the family members they didnt give him. the family members would be protesting while he has gone to dubai to spend the cash. Either way, our government is Stupid but not to that extent of allowing DANA operate back when they've not settled the families of the bereaved.
SportsRe: The Price For Live Transmission Of AFCON Was High - Maku by Slizbeat(m): 3:00pm On Jan 22, 2013
I agree with Maku. Mehn think of it na, 4.5million Euros amounts to almost a billion naira if not more. South Africa is fond of exploiting Nigeria through the means of MTN and DSTV. Well, one day we shall have our own share when we will be hosting AFCON, they would pay 50million Euros.
EducationRe: Nicknames Your Teachers Were Given In School And How They Earned It. by Slizbeat(m): 2:46pm On Jan 22, 2013
Hehehe, this is just one outta many o0.
Our physics teacher in school then used to exchange "period" for "fullstop". When dictating, he would say "period" at the end of a sentence and as gullible as we were, we kept on writing "period" on our books. So when he was marking the books at the end of the term, he kept seeing "period". Mehn it wasnt funny o0, we chop cain taya but at the end, he got the name "PERIOD" from us. grin
CelebritiesRe: Exclusive Interview With Cossy Orjiakor by Slizbeat(m): 2:27pm On Jan 22, 2013
caesaraba: Ha! Very true o.

I like Shekau. People who don't know him just spew trash! Get to know that mallam one on one and you will marvel! Forget all the bombing, he does it just for the (bomb) industry. It doesn't mean he is like that in person! Shekau is a decent and kind hearted man I tell u. angry angry angry
Lmao, me sef like abdul murtalab, if u gt to knw him one on one, u wud see that he is a decent and very human loving guy. Forget the attempted bombing, he just did it 4 a Movie trailer.
CelebritiesRe: Exclusive Interview With Cossy Orjiakor by Slizbeat(m): 2:03pm On Jan 22, 2013
Jennydove: pls who is cossy orjiakor,is it a male or female,and what role does she play in our life.
Like u dont know? Shebi na u answer the question by ur self?cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Exclusive Interview With Cossy Orjiakor by Slizbeat(m): 1:43pm On Jan 22, 2013
Interview with cossy again? This is the second time this same interview is making nairaland frontpage. #SMH#

BTW, whatsup with nairaland and controversial celebritieshuh If its not Tonto, it would be D'banj and Don jazzy, or cossy. Na wa 4 una o0, free them na.
Nairaland GeneralGive The Exact Period In Terms Of Days, Hours, E.t.c You Have Being On Earth. by Slizbeat(op): 8:35pm On Jan 21, 2013
Yes, i know it is a big task to begin counting them but let me put your I.Q's to test. Give the exact period(estimate) you have being on earth in terms of days, hours, minutes, seconds e.t.c. Remember that every seconds counts, so your figures should correspond with your time and date of birth starting from the minute you were been told you were born.
For me, here is the data i can provide now:
Days=6429
Hours=154316
Minutes=9258995
Seconds=555539700

This is the exact estimation figures of mine as at time of hitting the submit button. Born june 15th, 1995 at 12.05am.
Hint-Remember leap years.

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