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PoliticsRe: Definition Of APC By Dino Melaye by Smartgeek(m): 7:58pm On Feb 25, 2022
The same man that composed a song against PDP.

FFK part 2!
Foreign AffairsRe: Why Putin Is Invading Ukraine? (The Cable) by Smartgeek(m): 9:09am On Feb 25, 2022
After all said and done, there is a rise in the fight for communism by Russia, China and North Korea and this display by Russia is just the beginning of actions to head in that direction.
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Smartgeek(m): 6:54pm On Feb 24, 2022
waploger:
You No dey collect airtel funding
9mobile airtime or bank transfer ONLY.
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Smartgeek(m): 7:59pm On Feb 23, 2022
Butmight15:
I need data 9mobile
0818 724 5600
Any one

RomanceRe: What "Table" Means To Men. by Smartgeek(m): 7:41pm On Feb 23, 2022
GRIMMJOE:
To make money is easy, if it's easy why do women keep depending on men.
My brother, u get power to argue. This is just a frail attempt to justify their lazy mentality of always wanting cross their legs while the man toils day and night just to pamper them.

A relationship that's supposed to be a collaborative effort to fulfil each other's needs as partners. A symbiotic partnership that leaves all the financial responsibilities to only one party, isn't that one-sided. There are ladies that are help mates in every ramification. However, her fallacy of hasty generalisation that girls offer dis and dat is leaves one to wonder whether na the same Naija girls we dey talk about. Majority don't! If you like, open thread and publish am for newspaper trying to dispute the aforementioned statement, na u Sabi. Lol. Na here be say even girl wey no get any job go dey yab teacher. Go work if e easy naw.
RomanceRe: What "Table" Means To Men. by Smartgeek(m): 6:53pm On Feb 23, 2022
Lol.
This one say na only money men get to offer. Shallow thinking.
PoliticsRe: Power Failure Is A Thing Of The Past - Goddy Jedy Agba by Smartgeek(m): 5:42pm On Feb 23, 2022
In which country?
Same stories every year.

Una go hear another story by end of the year...
BusinessRe: Share Your Worst Banking Experience by Smartgeek(m): 6:24pm On Feb 22, 2022
tammie24:
grin e pain me sha
Why the man go hit you like that grin
That year, na blackberry wey I manage save money buy I just wan collect back grin grin cheesy
BusinessRe: Share Your Worst Banking Experience by Smartgeek(m): 3:24pm On Feb 22, 2022
tammie24:
wtfhuh
You didn't sue them?
That is assault!
LOL. Then I was just a year 1 student o.... Sue with which money?
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Beehive Data | Cheapest In Town by Smartgeek(op): 12:52pm On Feb 22, 2022
Updated

Phone/Internet MarketRe: Beehive Data | Cheapest In Town by Smartgeek(op): 8:27am On Feb 22, 2022
Gr8lex:
Morning boss, do you accept airtime for buying data?
I accept only 9MOBILE airtime for purchase of any network's data.
BusinessRe: Share Your Worst Banking Experience by Smartgeek(m):
richmanrichard:
just like that? u no fight d idiot? comrade why now?
You know all those rough faced huge men wey be chief security officers that year for UBA in ugbowo close to UBTH? bros, things don change now... U fit even receive calls for inside banking Hall sef... Then, them fit treat u like armed robber say u Wan organise robbery na why u dey make calls. Lol.
BusinessRe: Share Your Worst Banking Experience by Smartgeek(m): 2:10pm On Feb 21, 2022
nedekid:
2013 or so them thief my almost 400k for bank. I go bank then de do me shakara.
By the time I start wahala. Na with beg them take give me my money.
Banking officer sef come my house 6am with her husband come beg make wahala end.
I tell them say i don run expenses. Them pay my money with expenses join. grin
hahaha
BusinessRe: Share Your Worst Banking Experience by Smartgeek(m): 1:47pm On Feb 21, 2022
Mine has to be the terrible experience I had with UBA.

While I was in school, I was walking into the bank to go withdraw some cash. A call came in while I was just walking towards the bank and I was talking to the caller on the phone next thing na one slap I receive while I was approaching the entrance of the bank.

Apparently, the CSO said I'm not supposed to be making calls in the bank premises both inside and outside the bank.

He seized my phone and asked me to come back the next day to collect the phone.

I just went there the next day, collected my phone and closed my account.

Till today, I don't operate any UBA account.
CrimeRe: Jacob Sylvester Is Missing In Ibadan (Pictures) by Smartgeek(m): 11:36am On Feb 21, 2022
I really hope he's found unscathed.
RomanceRe: This Girl Is Forcing Herself On Me. Harrasing Me Sexually by Smartgeek(m): 10:48am On Feb 21, 2022
Baba dey enjoy am come dey complain give us... Hehehe ; cheesy cheesy grin grin
FamilyRe: I'm The Best Husband In The World. HML To Me(picture) by Smartgeek(m): 7:34am On Feb 21, 2022
ityP:
But if a wife can't do all these things, then why did you marry a wife for goodness sake? It's just like a man who is jobless, he now marry wife and folds his arms hoping his wife does whatever she wants to do to make sure money is coming into the home. How e sound for your ear?
Marrying a partner is not solely for domestic activities. There's more to marriage than cooking, washing and cleaning. The earlier we understand that, the better.
FamilyRe: I'm The Best Husband In The World. HML To Me(picture) by Smartgeek(m): 9:49pm On Feb 20, 2022
Chijeep:
AM NEWLY HAPPILY MARRIED:
My wife can't wash I bought washing machine.
My wife can't cook n I employed a cook.
My wife can't sweep n I employed a house maid.
My wife can't pound yam n I bought pounder.
My wife can't drive n I employed a Driver.

Pls Am I really a caring husband or a Simphuh
As long as u can afford it and ur wife treats u good as regards her duties, Let people work for u so u can have a fun-filled life jàre. Only paupers worry about these little things.
BusinessRe: Is There Any Need To Confirm Cash After ATM Dispensary? by Smartgeek(m): 5:12pm On Feb 19, 2022
There is a need. No machine is 100% efficient. For that sole reason, just count to confirm you got the right amount of notes. If one is short-changed, you can lay a complaint for further investigation and resolution.
FamilyRe: Help! Am Having Erection For My Cousin Sis. How Do I Tell Her To Dress Decently by Smartgeek(m): 2:07pm On Feb 19, 2022
nenyewrites:
Letting her know might make her feel disgusted at him and herself. It's like putting his burden on her. Let him go and sort himself without involving the lady. He can choose to tell her to dress appropriately in the house or look for another place for her.
Alright.
FamilyRe: Help! Am Having Erection For My Cousin Sis. How Do I Tell Her To Dress Decently by Smartgeek(m): 2:07pm On Feb 19, 2022
ityP:
That guy is a stupid fellow. See him forming one saint on nairaland. I won't be surprised if I hear say him dey rape girls. He fits that profile
LOL
CareerRe: How Much Was Your First Salary? by Smartgeek(m): 9:23am On Feb 19, 2022
21K
FamilyRe: Help! Am Having Erection For My Cousin Sis. How Do I Tell Her To Dress Decently by Smartgeek(m):
Kobojunkie:
Oh forget that you stupidly attempted to drag the standard that is the Bible into this in the first place,I am the one blinder by religion in this? undecided

Your advice was to tell him to relax and instead scold the gal, maybe even as far as reporting her to her mum even? That is what constitutes advice in this day and age, with all the information available to you at your finger tips about such conditions as expressed by OP here? undecided

Mentioning the bible essentially revealed the level of ignorance you yourself are operating on, something no different from where OP is in his situation. . undecided
Mr Bible advocate. So having spent 2 years of your life online on Nairaland, you cannot bear the thought of someone having an opinion other than yours? So u intend driving home a point with insults, vulgarity cos u want to claim and prove to be all knowing? U keep emphasising on people abroad seeing almost clad ladies walking on the streets forgetting that it doesn't corrolate to the situation at hand. Someone wakes up in the same house almost everyday, gorgeously dressing skimpy, remotely related by blood and cos he's reacting to it, but not wanting to take action and seeking help, other people's opinion do not matter, only urs? Reiterating that he should have self discipline mental this and dat... Mehn shussh. Jumping from one thread to another typing gibberish... Carrying cane to force ur opinions down people's throat like a dictator. What kind of man are u? Claiming perfect? See ehn, don't ever jump on my mentions if u cannot address an issue headlong. Such immature and obnoxious being U are. I should have known that only trash can be received from a junkie!
FamilyRe: Help! Am Having Erection For My Cousin Sis. How Do I Tell Her To Dress Decently by Smartgeek(m): 11:02pm On Feb 18, 2022
Kobojunkie:
I was waiting for someone like you to stupidly quote the bible. undecided

So here are two things. According to Jesus Christ, the fact that you are around by a woman who is not your wife is counted as sin against you.... Matthew 5 vs 27 - 28. By that standard, lusting after any woman you are not married to is a sin. This while you contradict by claiming it is OK for OP to lust after his cousin. See how foolish your attempt is? undecided

And the same scripture also tells you that when your body part causes you to sin, that you should cut that your body part off - not someone else's body part ooo. - Matthew 5 vs 29 - 20 undecided

Where Paul suggests you should flee temptation, he didn't say you should warn other people. Instead in this case, his suggestion to you would mean that you stop lusting in your hearts after women as this is a sin and all sin is condemned as unholy to God. undecided

Please stop quoting bible foolishly abeg! undecided
Thank you did displaying ur higher level of stupidity. Being blinded by religion and not acknowledging the facts or reality is why this part of the world has remained backward. So cos he acknowledged the challenge he's facing by being seduced by his cousin is something not to address objectively? I gave my advice to the OP. You should give urs. My making reference to the bible doesn't nullify my statement. Give Ur own advice to the OP and quit being an e-nuisance.

F0olish ignoramus
FamilyRe: Help! Am Having Erection For My Cousin Sis. How Do I Tell Her To Dress Decently by Smartgeek(m): 9:17pm On Feb 18, 2022
All these holier than thou's claiming Saint obi, giving u advice are hypocrites.

We're all humans, we have blood running through our veins. She's your cousin, u and her didn't grow up together, your bound to have sexual arousal if she dresses in a seductive manner. It shows u're a man down there!

Even the bible states that one should "Flee" from temptation.

However, that's where self control comes in!

If you truly want to end all these, u should have a candid talk with her... Letting her know how her sexy countenance arouses you. It's just biology. She should be more aware that her actions can put u both in trouble.

If after doing the aforementioned and no changes, YOU OR YOUR COUSIN SHOULD FLEE. You should talk to ur mum that your cousin is making u uncomfortable or give one excuse just for her to see reasons to seek alternative accommodation for her.... Let her go stay in the school hostel or live elsewhere.

You're solely responsible for your actions.

Cheers.
CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia: When Your Guy Is Also Your Sugar Daddy by Smartgeek(m): 7:19am On Feb 18, 2022
saphiere:
God let me jamb this kind of man in my life IJN
U dey forbid to make ur own money? Must it be man to give u? Or ure just interested in the gesture not the money itself? grin
TravelRe: Nigerians Who Left America And Moved Back To Nigeria, Do You Regret It? by Smartgeek(m): 5:17pm On Feb 17, 2022
paulolee:
I never ment reach dt level...leave dis suffer n come back again to do wat??
my friend ovie dt left for common Luxembourg since 2009 av sworn never to return to naija, he is doing well n do send moni to his famz here n even making plans to move all of them abroad n I pray mk e includ me join d plans .
he is always busy n just last week e asked for a v.c bcox its bin long e had seen wat d environment looks like..
he called dt evening n first thing he asked was "GUY NO TELL ME SAY AFTER ALL THIS YEARS WEY I LEAVE NAIJA, UNA STILL DEY SUFFER WIT LIGHT"...I just weak
Hahahaha
CareerRe: I Gave My Boss The Shocker Of His Life. by Smartgeek(m): 1:06pm On Feb 15, 2022
Motivational speakers everywhere.
CelebritiesRe: Kanye Sends Truck Full Of Red Roses To Kim Kardashian's House On Valentine's Day by Smartgeek(m): 10:16am On Feb 15, 2022
Dem force am divorce before? undecided
BusinessRe: What Kind Of Bank Charge Is This? by Smartgeek(m): 6:34pm On Feb 11, 2022
stanisbaratheon:
My interest is centred on being charged transaction fees when the transaction was not successful. You get it now?
You're not getting the message. USSD Session fee is different from transaction fee.

For example, a fee of 10.75 for transfers between 0-5000 is not charged for failed transactions on USSD only on successful transactions. Rather, "session fee" for using the USSD platform is always charged and remitted to Telcos whether ur transaction carried out on the USSD platform is successful or not as long as u accessed the USSD platform by dialing ur bank's short sting and the menu is displayed . Even whether u carry out a transaction or not... Dem go charge u session fee. It's like accessing a website, u need data which in this case, is N6.98 session fee.
BusinessRe: What Kind Of Bank Charge Is This? by Smartgeek(m):
stanisbaratheon:
That is not good. consumer protection is zero in this country so much so that every business man feels they're doing the customer/public a favour.
Something CBN and NCC being the regulators of Banks and MNOs respectively agreed on?
There is no banking channel that is free. Ever wondered why MFBs don't have dedicated USSD code to access their banking services?

Mobile Network Operators are getting stronger by the day hence the need for banks to synchronise with them.

Banks on the other hand are pushing communications to their customers via emails and sms, encouraging them to use other alternative channels if they do not want to be charged N6.98 session fee on USSD.

Choose your preferred channel. smiley

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