Fear women, I pray they hear.

Money heist

Or when a ghost is waiting for motor to pass before crossing the road, or a dog is still alive after, they wrote "twenty years later" on the screen. Or jide kosoko 's hair is still black after writing "ten years later" on the screen.

Ladies are very emotional about every damn thing. A Lady got my number at work. Next thing I heard was one babalawo from ile ife calling me. And mind you me and the babe don't even talk ooo, she dey always form and I dey always bone am. Since that day like this I just removed my line and went to buy another number. This one na hired killer.

You said they printed your picture from Facebook and take it to babalawo? Na today?

After work. I got home. Nearby was one gentle looking Alhaja. She is an health student. She lives next door. As a sharp guy, my eyes don scream say new fish don enter river. I moved near her and tried my luck. After the co.ck and bull, I collected her number.

Next day, I called her. Guess what she said. She cursed me. She said "Never in your life should you call this number again, you this stupid idiot!!"
Since that time I dey always "lock the door" of my room and ensure I am safe before calling any woman on phone.

"If she has extra powers, she is thinking that something evil, but not necessarily life taking should befall you instantly"

Women do that a lot, and sometimes "what they think" in their mind should happen, usually happens to the guy, he might be driving and hit a pole or a wall, but he won't be injured. He might be walking and hit a stone with his big toe and get injured.

When you get home and you tell her what happened or she is helping you to put rub on the injured toe, she will say "no God catch you!!"

Fear women, they have live audience with Baba God, if she fight you, Only God can save you!!!!

Cute. Congrats oh!! May God bless us all!!!

Contact number? WhatsApp? Email? Website or feedback link? How do people get to you?

Also try the business section or another section with more views and traffic, people hardly come here!!!

A woman once tattooed "welcome to the gates of hell on her pxssy" . for you to know how e dey go. Many don't even remember who they have laid with. Well God if oft forgiving, most merciful, may He forgive us all of our sins!!!!. Amen!!!

Please who have Nokia pin mouth charger?

Like for Naira Marley Share for Bubu!!!

How does that affect the price of garri in the market?

"Ikorodu lucky dube" may be that will be the title of his next album. Artist will get the contrast here

But as an artist, I will still give it to burnaboy, there is no good or bad in art, no right or wrong, everything is still art. Even if you kill someone, it's still art. As long as he still keeps trending and people are talking about him, then he keeps smiling to the bank.

The issue is with bad belles, what values have they added to their lives?

Learn not to get into a fight with a pig, because it will drag you in the mud and defeat you with experience.

Its not everyone that deserves your replies and mentions. Learn to be mature!!!

Many women haven't had orgasm since they started getting fxcked and many won't have it till they will die.

You want to satisfy a woman. Just make sure you don't end up as a headline on nairaland "man dies during sex romp with his lover"

Even prostitut.es in hotels, brothels and motels hardly have orgasms. He who fxcks and run lives to fxck another day. When she is telling you "harder" "harder" or "right there" "right there". My brother you are going be that. That their pvssy is like a black hole, it sxcks anything you put inside it, baby head, small size, big size, medium side, dildos, cucumbers, coca cola bottle, middle finger, the whole hand, lesbian tongues, etc.

That's very bad. Because you are a woman doesn't mean you are not entitled to your rights and that you should be cheated. Ask for your rights and see to it that you are been given whatever accrues to you.

Though according to Islamic shariah, the male is entitled to more than the female, but that doesn't mean you should be cheated and dejected.

Ask for your right but apply some sense whilst doing. #Godbless!!

Like tortoise like naira Marley, always the onus of discussion. Can any bad thing happen without mentioning Naira Marley?

#marlians!!!!

Ofo rahman jago, ofo Richie Gucci, ofo naira Marley, ofo oja daddy otun fe for mi!!

There are some elements of truth in this post. I read some articles about how they were burning infected Chinese citizens in Wuhan. It was reported that sulphur(iv) oxide was seen on the satellite images of Wuhan town. They were burning the infected to produce electricity. The Chinese are inhumane. May God save us. They have concluded their tests on the people. Their tests were successful. It was meant to control and keep tabs on youth uprising and protests on people in their big towns like hongkong and Beijing. I even heard that xi ji ping hardly goes out too, instead he uses his body doubles. Nothing concerns them if millions die as long as they are still in power.

To cool her hot anger, she can leave the guy for some days for a friend, sister or neighbours house. If the man is shameful he will beg her to come back, but if he is a dog that he is , then he won't beg her. Then she can divorce him. My opinion though.

Chai, this one is a real inside life!!!! Fear men!!!!

Naira: Never allow Ibos to rule again. No wonder they are clamouring for Biafra. I dont condone with any side but let they ibos tell themselves the truth. If you want power stop doing dilly dally about it, work for it, aim for it and you will surely get it. Nobody, will hand over power to you,


As for the clamour for a new nation, Biafra, majority of the fight for new nations is usually written in blood and revolution. Is it these days present youths that haven't even got food to eat that will lay down there lives for a new nation? We all want revolution but nobody wants to die, it is not possible. Let's tell ourselves the bitter truth even if its bitter. The last civil war, a lot died and Nigeria (lugard's 1914 mistake, zoo) is still kicking alive hale and healthy.

I can bet it with you that one son of the great ndigbo can sponsor , orientate and even mobilise how they will go for a new nation, but on the converse, they won't do that. Instead they will all recline like a snail into their shells and fight for their pockets. Some don't even have houses in their hometown, they live in Lagos and Abuja, ask them when did they went home last for Christmas or new year? They (the rich amongst them) don't love their people. They only fight for themselves and "me" and "me" alone syndrome.
In terms of wealth, you have to give it to them, these guys(IBO guys) are billionaires, stinking rich, in terms of connection, many of them don't even base in Nigeria, they base abroad BUT NOTHING CONCERNS THEM ABOUT THE SUFFERING OF THEIR PEOPLE, THAT IS WHAT EE ARE SAYING!!!! the aboki guys are poor but the little money they steal and loot from the oil economy of Nigeria, they still give some to their almajiri brothers and sisters.

Good afternoon nairaland!!!!

Take the message, leave the messenger. #constructiveCRICTISM!!!!
Tekno: "take the project ooooo, forget I dey mad oooo!!!"

Most people talk as if power is a biscuit that you buy from the shop nearby and you hand over to a crying kid and she keeps quiet. No it isn't. Let me ask you. You have millions in your house and I am an armed robber, I just walk into your house and say "bring all your money," without any gun, charm or any weapon in my hand. What will you do? Won't you give me dirty slap and call the police or even beat me to stupor?
But if I walk inside with ak47 and double barrel gun and say "your money or your life" won't you bring out what you have and beg for your life?

That is how the power tussle is in Nigeria. Those saying that the power should go to the ibos, (I don't say, the ibo shouldn't rule oops don't get me wrong) but they don't give power to someone, you have to work for it, you have to sweat for it!!!! Power is not cheap, it isnot given out freely like that, it is taken, so if Ibo guys want the power, let them unite and come for it, but as we have seen recently, all they do is fight amongst themselves, to even unite and present a candidate is a big issue amongst them. Okorocha is bad, Peter obi is bad, ekweremadu is bad, David umahi is bad, you bad mouth all your aspiring guys, you shoot down all of them, who are you then going to present as your candidate, the south east is it's own worst enemy. Last last everybody is fighting for their own pocket, nothing concerns anybody about the region. Just gimme my share let me pass politics. Till when?


Feel free to argue with your keyboard, no problems!!!!

Take the message, leave the messenger.
Tekno sang: "take project ooo forget I dey mad oo"

Good morning Nairaland

These are surely turbulent waters to navigate. I pray The Almighty will give those in charge the knowledge and wisdom to sail through because you might be immune to it, but your neighbour will surely be affected. Many lost their properties or even lives during the last economic brouhaha.

Stop saying bad things with your mouth. Stop being a prophet of doom. We ve already enough problems on ground, profer solutions to them and not add to them. Tell us the way forward with constructive criticism and not finger pointing and self baptism. We are all in this together. Right now you will wish your worst enemy were your best friend.

I was listening to one analyst on radio and he said that the problems on ground now is not even only about corona virus but after the virus has gone. He said that a recession is likely because the expenses the govt has on its neck is more than the money or revenue she is generating. Though I pray we don't go into recession. So the issue on ground now is even more of economy than disease!!!


May God save us!!!!

Subhanallahi

I hope some ladies are not jealous

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Women are more deceptive, more jealous, and much more emotional in a relationship. And that is why they won't beg or say sorry when they are wrong or need something from you. They will rather manipulate you!!

I read a joke on Facebook. Here it is:



Woman: our neighbour just bought a brand new jeep, won't you buy one?

Man: ( the next day he enters with a new jeep) hello dear, come and see the new jeep. Do you like it?

Woman(thanks) our neighbour just left his rented apartment for his newly built house!!!.

Man: (depressed) what? OK okay

(Next day, he took his wife to the newly bought house and they moved in)

Man: but darling, our neighbour just married another wife, should I too marry another one to make it two?



Good morning guys!!!

If a woman begs, I am very sure she is not from Nigeria, not because she isn't starved but because they like to form and deceive themselves till death . Even after the consensual sex, years after, she will come to internet and say that you raped her when you become influential or popular.

You may not fear women, but fear the Nigerian versions especially that elastic hole between their legs. They have use it to crumble many mountains.

Wanna quote? Is your name "they", " Nigerian women? "