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Politics / Re: Chukwuebuka Trending On Twitter by snitchbitch: 2:28pm On Apr 26, 2020
They said Tinubu is a thief, yes we know, no doubt about that, but two wrongs don't make a right, what about the ones looting your own states too, have you arrested them?

Before you remove the stick in your brothers eyes, first take out the peck in your own eye!!!

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Education / Re: Twitter On Fire As Unibenvsunilag Trends by snitchbitch: 4:16pm On Apr 23, 2020
Both are homes of yahoo yahoo guys and oloshos. Instead of them to be places of learning and research , solving major problems and issues in our societies. All they contribute to it, the society is unemployment and cultism.

Soemone once told me that most guys from uniben are cultists and that most girls from unilag are runs girls.

Welcome to Nigeria!! Our leaders, atiku , obasanjo and buhari are not the problem, may be we are even worse than them!!!
Business / Re: Fire Guts CBN Office In Jos by snitchbitch: 11:23am On Apr 22, 2020
Fuel like wood, paper, oil, petrol plus air like oxygen usually causes fire, sometimes electricity faults too. Isn't there fire extinguishers in the building? Now back to the effects of the fire. Most buildings are inbuilt with water sprinklers or nitrogen gas or suction of all the oxygen from the rooms. So what types of building are we building these days? Do they meet international standards or not?

As for those of you corrupt guys looting our country, the thunder that will fire you is still doing press up!!!!
Politics / Re: Falling Oil Price: Fayemi Says States May Get Zero FAAC Allocations In June by snitchbitch: 11:16am On Apr 22, 2020
All the federal agencies and mdas, how much did they generated? How much did they remitted? All the looted funds, how much did they collected back, how much did they spent during recovery, I was listening to radio and one analyst said that most of these anti corruption agencies might end up spending N4 to recover N5. So where are all the monies going?

Many sectors are laying redundant and untapped. All that concerns us is "oil" .Just gimme my chunk and let me pass!!!

Till when!!! Even an entrepreneur or sole proprietor usually doesn't have only one source of income. Porous borders, imported goods up and down. I pray we don't end in recession !!!
Politics / Re: Falling Oil Price: Fayemi Says States May Get Zero FAAC Allocations In June by snitchbitch: 11:11am On Apr 22, 2020
So much for a "diversified economy".

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Romance / Re: Why Can't Women Have 2 Husbands by snitchbitch: 11:00am On Apr 22, 2020
They do in India
Crime / Re: BREAKING!!! Two Homosexuals Caught Red-handed In Imo State (photos) by snitchbitch: 10:32am On Apr 22, 2020
When was the last time someone did wedding in that town?
How many women from that town are all around the country all in the name of ********. You said Hausa are marrying underage girls, but when young able bodied men want to marry your daughter, you give them bogus lists!!!

What's bad is bad, no doubt, but when we fail to face facts, we will keep learning the hard way!!!

Don't worry , I am saying rubbish, so don't quote me!!!!

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Romance / Re: This Is Why You Should Fear Women by snitchbitch: 2:40pm On Apr 19, 2020
A wise man was told that majority of those in hell will be women,

Don't worry one (woman) tattooed "welcome to the gates of hell" on her pvssy.

Wanna ruin a man, hire a woman!!!!

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Education / Re: Are You A Genius? How Can You Use Your Intelligence To Prosper In Nigeria? by snitchbitch: 4:01pm On Apr 18, 2020
Internet jobs, like programming, web design, web development, and so on.

You said yahoo yahoo, God knows the number of your house!!!!(not every rich people did fraud, some are legit!!!)

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Romance / Re: 4 Non Sexual Things That Can Drive A Woman Crazy by snitchbitch: 3:39pm On Apr 18, 2020
Burna boy: "you no get money, (you wan fxck pvssy,) me I dey laugh you gooni!!!!"

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Romance / Re: 4 Non Sexual Things That Can Drive A Woman Crazy by snitchbitch: 3:38pm On Apr 18, 2020
When a Nigeria. woman hates you, even if you kill everybody in the town because of her, she won't love you.

Love these days depends on how much money you have in your pockets. The richer you are, the stronger her love for you!!!!

Love died aeons ago!!!

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Culture / Re: Video Of Oluwo Of Iwo Rolling Weed Released By Chanel Chin, His Ex Wife by snitchbitch: 10:26pm On Apr 17, 2020
God!!!! The Most High!!!!
Romance / Re: Wife Rushes Out Of Home After Husband Has S3x Nonstop Since Midnight (video) by snitchbitch: 3:27pm On Apr 16, 2020
O.b.o.n.t.a.m.i lol

Had to put dot there not to disturb the guy. Some women sha!!! Just curious "what do women want self?"
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari’s Battle With Coronavirus Gets Serious by snitchbitch: 8:43pm On Apr 15, 2020
I wish him recovery, please its not good to wish death for someone. Let love lead, even though, they (leaders) are bad!!!!
Foreign Affairs / Re: People Protest Against Lockdown In Ohio, USA (Video) by snitchbitch: 7:45pm On Apr 15, 2020
Baba God please come and intervene on behalf of we poor masses, because if left for these clowns calling themselves leaders, they don't care if we die!!!

All they keep asking themselves is "you are still talking, you haven't died?"

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Phones / Re: Nokia 9.3 Pureview To Arrive With 108MP Main Camera by snitchbitch: 5:35pm On Apr 15, 2020
O boy, the images will be clearer than the object self!!!

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Health / Re: I Saw Little Blood From My Pennis During Sex Today by snitchbitch: 5:33pm On Apr 15, 2020
Visit a doctor, or hospital,
Sports / Re: Prime Ozil Vs Prime Di Maria by snitchbitch: 5:28pm On Apr 15, 2020
Ozil, watch Germany vs Brazil, 7-1, Brazil 2014
Politics / Re: Shocking Wikipedia Profile Of Minister Sadiya Farouk Umar by snitchbitch: 5:22pm On Apr 15, 2020
You can edit Wikipedia, if you have email and password to login, you can type whatever you want there.

What concerns our bigwits with rubbish you type on the net, do they even use the internet? When did buhari used his twitter Last? If you talk about osibanjo, I can agree, how many of them are online?
Crime / Re: Civil Defence Officer Kills A Driver In Abia During Lockdown (Graphic Photo) by snitchbitch: 5:18pm On Apr 15, 2020
La illaha illa Allahu, chai!!!!

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Politics / Re: They Just Brought Nepa Bill To My House Now by snitchbitch: 5:38pm On Apr 14, 2020
See this one, you are enjoying, where I stay earlier, their bill has reached 300,000 plus and they are still bringing more bills. Anytime I go to their office to drop the 2k everybody donated, the district manager will look me like he should slap me and I should die, I won't even bulge, he will yell that "this money you brought is too small now" I will say, OK lemme go and use it to buy petrol, then he will beg me to come back.

In the north, nobody pays NEPA bill, and then no born their father to cut the light, even the prepaid meters they are collecting at 40k ,50k down south, are receiving free sunlight and rainfall on electric poles in the north.

Welcome to Nigeria!!!!
Celebrities / Re: ‘what A Disgrace Called Talent’ – Nigerians Mocks Davido On Twitter by snitchbitch: 5:23pm On Apr 14, 2020
Oga Ade, oga Ade, ori Ade baba Imade oh, oga Ade, oga Ade ori Ade lalai jaya!!!!

If you know that song, click share, as for those guys fighting above, if you keep fighting over, musicians(davido and ASA) , you are wasting your time(and money, because time is money), .

Frog voice or no frog voice, he keeps topping charts every year and keep collecting awards.

Mr DJ please play me "olowo" by DJ spinall ft davido and wande coal.

The moment you learn not not mind bad belle, is the moment, you have better goals in life!!!

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Romance / Re: Mention The Lies Your Ex Told You by snitchbitch: 8:18am On Apr 14, 2020
Lucky me, they all said no, no one likes me, everybody hates me. Less hypertension.

Happily single!!! Wanna beef? Got many haters, go and line up!!!!

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Romance / Re: How Do I Tell Her To Go? The Lockdown Is Tiring Already by snitchbitch: 6:41am On Apr 14, 2020
Tell her that you have contacted the deadly "corona virus", she will leave automatically!!!
Romance / Re: Man Dies During Sex With Pregnant Married Lover Inside Container In Lagos by snitchbitch: 8:13am On Apr 13, 2020
Pvssy, that tight "black hole " situated between the legs of women.

Though it many came, and through it many left!!!!
Health / Re: More Doctors To Leave Nigeria As COVID-19 Gets Worse In USA by snitchbitch: 5:06pm On Apr 12, 2020
Yes their country is better than ours, but if we build our own country and make it like America, no one will want to leave.

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Health / Re: More Doctors To Leave Nigeria As COVID-19 Gets Worse In USA by snitchbitch: 5:04pm On Apr 12, 2020
HISTORY TEACHER AND AKPOS
History teacher: oh my dear America, oh my wonderful america, oh America
America the land flowing with milk and honey.

Akpos(raises up his hands): and sir, sir..... ko..... Ko... Koronavairush!!!!

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Romance / Re: Most Women Have Lowself Esteem. by snitchbitch: 4:42pm On Apr 12, 2020
On the converse, they, women like to always get guys attention all the times. They hardly want to age or get old. That is why old and ugly women are much more jealous than pretty ones. They know what you as a guy is getting out there and will still want to compete no matter what.

I don't think they have low self esteem. I rather think their self esteem is 101%, its overflowing in the glass cup.
Romance / Re: Is It True That All Women Have The Same Pattern Of Behavior? by snitchbitch: 4:36pm On Apr 12, 2020
Most of them
Health / Re: Coronavirus: I See Dead Bodies In The Streets Of Africa — Bill Gates’ Wife by snitchbitch: 1:48pm On Apr 12, 2020
Up till now most people still think that Africa is a country where the people are using leaves and hides and skins to cover their private parts. When you talk about Africa, the only thing that comes to their mind are monkeys, baboons and elephants. They don't even think that we are human beings !!! Well I don't blame them sha!!!

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Crime / Re: Lady Ass Infected After Butt Implants, Pus Rushing Out. DISTURBING VIDEO by snitchbitch: 6:13pm On Apr 11, 2020
Fear Nigerian women, you won't hear, do you see now?

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