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PrettyCindy: I have broken an egg to discover 2yokes before even my girlfriend saw same about 2weeks ago. She claims its a sign that she will have twin babies.

hw do u and ur girlfriend intend on having babies

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bukatyne: dear, wat u feel is different from wat is right! the wife is truly proud and the man is also PROUD, EGOISTIC n DOES NOT HAVE A FORGIVING SPIRIT! wat kind of offense can d wife commit that he wouldn't go back home for one good wk? u mean he never went to check on her etc etc etc? when next ur friend comes wit his wahala, tell him to go back home n learn how to be married! come to think of it, if ur female friend came wit d same problem, would u give her d same addy? pls always learn to be a peacemaker esp in marriages! stay blessed!

point noted, thanks

I havnt ranted in awhile
I havnt had fun in awhile
I've changed

Chinedu Nlem: I encourage you to petition for membership. this is not a disclaimer. Einstein. Newton. Thomas jefferson, ben franklin. Awolowo, Azikiwe. Bola Ige etc have good before us they have made the most of the teachings. I intend to do same.

u forgot to mention Elijah, Rockfeller, James Bond, Yekini bla bla bla

i wonder what atheist's will say about this

[quote author=Unique!]My dear, I quite understand your concern over your friend's 'ordeal' in the hands of his wife. LOL. U never see anything sef. My point actually is that you should allow your friend to manage his home with his wife as they deem fit. Your friend is no longer a single man; He's married now, so if there's any problem between him and his wife, please let them work it out by themselves. Every marriage goes through different challenges, and you honestly shouldn't be muscling in to play voltron over your friends marital affairs. Seriously, how long do you intend to continue to do this? It seems you have lots of time in your hands! Is your friend a child? I suggest you and your friend pick up a good christian book on marriage to understand that marriage is in fact for Men and not for boys! Your being his friend should not make you think you have rights to take decisions he, should be taking.

Finally, since it's clear your friend listens to you, as one poster suggested, ask him to go back home and go sort out his issues with his wife. That's the mature thing to do after all. Plus, it's a nice way to get rid of him now he's become of nuisance value to you. Lol. Hope you learn from this incidence sha. Lol[/quote]TANX! spoke with him and he agreed to go back home, after we go clubbing tonyt

bukatyne: lol! wat God has joined together, let no man/friend put asunder! that ur friend doesn't value his marriage and he is very proud n u're a classic example on y people esp married should mind who their confidant re. since he 'listens' to u, tell him to go home n apologize to his wife! if he genuinely loves her, he wouldn't bear to be seperated from her! later, he can call his wife's attention (in love else, it would backfire) to the fact that she is sturborn n hurting him n she should learn to apologize when she's wrong! if this doesn't work, he should tell their pastor n get d pastor to preach on the matter one sunday so dat d wife ll hear! it is well! a lot of men/women get married witout knowing wat it is all about!

why should d guy apologize, i feel the wife is pompous and proud

[quote author=Unique!]I honestly fail to see how this is any of your business. Are u the one married to the woman? Even if the man is stupid enough to reveal stuff going on in his home to you, who appointed you mediator? Meanwhile, you're not even mediating! It's clear you've taken sides! My guy, sometimes the best approach to this kind of hing is to MYOB - mind your business! So not minding your business has already fetched you a nice reward - your friend abandoning his matrimonial home over a simple issue he ought to sort out amicably with his wife. Hope you enjoy the gift for some more time. At least enough time for your friend to learn to behave like the married man he claims to be. As for you, don't be surprised if you find yourself ex-communicated by the couple in the near future, cos no one who interferes in husband wife matters ends up unscathed. Trust me, this problem will pass, but consider yourself lucky if you and your friend remain friends![/quote]i gave an honest opinion- and it wasnt right that the Guy should apologize for sumthing he didnt start.

quick question: should a guy always apologize to his wife even though she was d guilty person

i advised my friend to walk out till she regains her senses- i wonder if i said the right thing? cos its been a week now and his wife hasn't apologized-the guy never go back house- and he is becoming a bug on me.

omosexy1: Thanks Chinedu. I noticed that Fraters are very reserved in sharing their experience or thoughts. Makes me wonder why

hmmm!!!

Chinedu Nlem: The reason is this. Everybody has their individual path. You have to tread yours alone it's your path not anybody else's. I won't interfere with yours so i won't ask. I can't even give answers except conjecture and this is dangerous for i might pass my prejudice and ignorance to you. Your experience is yours alone mine is mine.

omosexy1: @Chinedu thanks for the explanation.

smh,i wonder y some peeps cant discern- d dude just gave u a disclaimer in black and white "Everybody has their individual path. You have to tread yours alone it's your path not anybody else's" and yet u fail to understand, na wa o- biko make i helep u translate =it means ENTER AT YOUR OWN PERIL

dnt have one, i'm not dead yet

omega25red: it almost sounds like the driver of the car had the air condition on full blast in the car. also, the driver kept driving even after he noticed that the car was over heating. also seems like the poster didn't take the new car for a tune up before he got on the road. Also who buys a car sight on seen? i mean seriously poster you must take the blame for this one. If you went to court you might get your money back for the "Lemon law" but most of the evidence shows its you fault because you saw warning signs and still drove the car. you should have returned it as soon as you saw the warning signs.

since when did it become a hazard to have the AC at full blast

na wa o- wu go buy my car now

niyitogun: On a lighter note, not sure if it's just me but the first thing dat came to mind when I saw mou was mourinho

lol

since when did Nigeria start manufacturing PCs
this govt official is obviously Misinformed.

afrodoc: and the increment the doctors are asking for amounts to a grand total of 30million naira per month for all the doctors working with d lagos state govt.i hope u all remember how much was spent on Bola Tinubu's Bday?

govt stance is not to negotiate with terrorists

multi-tasking

price reduced

it is true that once you reach a certain age , your physical abilities becomes like an infant inclusive of your thoughts.
buhari has reached that stage in his life and utterances from him should be regarded as the works of an infant and should be disregarded.

p.s
i hope his nanny has changed his pampers

gegee: Why GEJ come look like Aje na ? Looks like his parents must have caught and sold a lot of fish

hehehe
seriously- he looks like Michael jackson

stagger: Do you know how much policemen collect in bail amounts and all what not? I have personally witnessed someone bailing his relation with N200,000 in one of the police divisions. I also know a police inspector who is a car dealer, and another one who has several jeeps loaned to companies. You tell me, how did they get the money to do so? And these are guys I have known for years; I know where we all started from.

You cannot compare ASUU members who are asking government to respect agreements that they duly signed in 2001, with these bribe-collecting policemen who only know how to kill innocent citizens and when the true robbers strike, they take off. The only police guys I respect are members of SARS. Outside them, very little to cheer about.

Think and research your facts before you put up posts here.

nice idea-
abeg the sacked doctors should apply to the nearest police station

thanks but i'd rather prefer Gulder, anyways half bread is better than puff puff

Teacher: Our topic for today is question tag..

Example1: You have a bag,haven't you?

Example2: He can't come, can he? Now Who can make a sentence using question tag?

Chidi: we go chop yam today chopn't we?

Teacher: what?? This is terrible! Who can correct that sentence??

Akpos: aunty no mind dat yamhead!

We go chop yam today, yamn't it??

is d "waves" project dead?

crusifis: today, i took roasted unripe plantain for lunch, but i still had to take it with stew,(which contains oil)am i suppose to take it with or without stew

YEA, U AR SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT WITH WATER, SALT WATER ONLY

kanny1: I guess we should answer dis questn based on wat we ve in our local mkt. In naija, u 'll diff brands of atf. I changed my atf, filter & engine oil in december for corolla, reset d maint reqd indicator 4 it and waitin 4 d light 2 cme on again b4 i changed them. Just last wk, one driver told me i nid to change evrytin. Imagine for a car i barely rid!:-O

i think the right brand of ATF IS SPECIFIED IN THE maintenance/owners manual

lahips: Hi Firearm,

how are you doing, seems you have abandoned your kitchen for another business venture, i was juts passing by and thought to say hi, do have a nice evening and see you on friday hopefully, i tried replying your text but the network was bad, calling you now.

BR.

why didnt u say Hi to me, that was rather rude

i'm still hungry,

go on a garri diet, soak garri with cold water, no sugar for a month and tell me the result. thats why Yoruba Men are very healthy

yuzedo: If you want to make guaranteed 1st Class, go to Oshodi Motor Park, take a bus going to Owo, on the way when you get to the intersection @ Abule, buy N12 groundnut from the deaf and dumb girl wearing yellow t-shirt, give the change to the beggar at Challenge.
Exactly 15mins after, tell the driver you want to piss, he will stop without asking questions. Alight from the vehicle (i forgot to add that you MUST sit in the front passenger seat) the bus will drive off without you, don't be afraid. Take seven steps back, turn left, right, and left again. Jump over the fallen paw-paw tree, and wash your hand in the stream. A Baba will appear wearing wrapper and bling-bling with nike face-cap. Give him your school ID card,the intestine of an ant, the spinal cord of a tortoise, and the teeth of a day-old dinosaur. Also give him N1,000 cash with ur left hand (Take note). . Don't ever talk to him, just walk away.
Go home, give testimony in your church, relax. I promise your results will just b coming in, parallel A's. .Worked for me, i came out with 1st class upper! Praise Jesus!

madt man!
wen i did mine , na one hot chic i see by the stream wearing nothing
dats why i came out wit 1st class emeritus

last time i checked "you earn respect"
respect isn't about yapping "do u know who i am", if M9 had to go d route of laying his credentials bare to a lil hot chic (muna marry me )- its either he really has no street cred or he is a very insecure dude, matter of fact i think he is a combination of both