u avnt told us wat u really did with her roomie?

so much worded responses over a small matter: simply put, there is a magnet on gals cheeks that fatally attracts the palms of guys,,,

ima1:

lol i have a very cheap gift idea for all you guys who cannot afford to buy your babe gifts.

here are the steps.

1. get an empty box and wrap it (make sure the box has where you can open it)
2. cut a hole on on the side of the box
3. put your d*ck in the hole you cut
4. have your babe open the box

i'm sure she'll love it.

Merry christmas ya'll

Hmph!!

@ poster

Get him a lubricant,,,


A+ all da way, !

thats crazy men,,,

A book she always wanted and a set of silk underwear,,,,

true that

Am loving ya'll!

oh boy,here we go,

@ Poster

There's nothing to be bitter about here;no be today this kain thing start.
For one, i dont think there's anything wrong with a gal asking her boo for things;that doesn't say she is over-materialistic (by the way,evry one's materialistic one way or the other, boy or gal: we all want something diamonds or Ipod).
As long as ur gal gives as much as she demands, there is no problem. We guys make demands as well.

ON one hand, u may see it this way: u probably attracted wat u r as a person. Infact, i feel that you culd have nutured that gal into the kind of person u want witout being bitter. At the end, even if the rel doesnt work out, both of u would av been better pple. Thats wat its all about: being better pple; married or single.

@poster
am sure u do not know if you really love something about this gal.Sure you may be attracted to her and she a trickle to you,but i dont think its what can be described as love.
For one, you may not know d gal enuf to love her strongly; the kind that will make u think of spending ur entire life that person.
For all u know she maybe very rude and probably farts in public witout remorse!
Anyway,just take HER advice: be friends wit her;get to know her better and get things straight: you are only attracted to her and dont love her, period!

duh

Go brush up your karate skills,boy

@poster

let d guy taste of ur honeypot

methinks u already crazy about him!

wish someone culd be about me ^sighs!

ROTFLOL!!!!

Yup!

Seriously, i think someone's really keeping back on being themselves here. AM sure when the real 'them' starts showing, sparks go fly men!

probably. but since u av this notions and he behaves this way when u ask:then something must be up!
u may have a strong relationship budding here;relax and enjoy the moment. In such cases, it doesn't help to worry ur head about:helikes me,he likes me not. Just stay cool and watch the tide;u both might just swim in the direction of somtin major,,,,

dat relationship must be boring,,,,or either party is HOLDING BACK on something= an addiction, bad habit ,,,or,oh gosh! worse still, someone's a serial killer!

haba,,simply ask him nowww!!

Sorry to tell ya'll: You'll never know. You can only hope its there.

showbobo:

I believe MTN was just biased. . . Many people voted for NII. . . . I wonder how that CRAIG-DAVID-WANNABE won

How is Iyanya a Craig-wannabe when he showed at the end that he's probably the most versatile of the lot;his skills to groove in our afro hip-hop and serenade in R&B proves that.

tosinadeda:

i vote tire

Thanx dear! U faithfully contributed to Iyanya's (and all the winning lot's) millions!

Can someone help me with a contact of a tested and reliable bulk sms reseller? I need it urgently.
Any ideas?

His victory does spell positivity for blacks all over most especially for us in Nigeria. Mostly because it shows what the power of a strong spirit, unfailing fire to win preparedness and determination can do for an individual. We need such an attitude here,

Who said anything about africa?did u hear anything in his speeches sbout focusing on africa?
Dont have pipe dreams o,,,

@poster
kindly tell me what this position is about?what does the post entail?

Instead of dreaming about 1m why dont u get some work done!

@poster

U just had another lesson in biology,man.Live wit it!
Like a song went ",,,,it doesnt matter the hole u stick it in,,ta da ta da"

^{na me sing the song sha}

@poster
Haba! 5yrs too small to tell if she will love u in return,,,,wait another 10,man

galatico:

You are a proper MUMU,

Dumb poster,,,testing ur gal?wats up wit dat?