₦airaland Forum

Stenewiser:
Evolution as left you behind in the stone age, it's a pity.

Vawulence everywhere

victooman:
So the previous compound l lived in, l was literally the clown of the house, I try to make every one happy especially the females. l was jovial, friendly and accomodating. I realized that the attitude wasn't in any way paying me. l was disrespected and it looked as if most of the girls were just using me to pass time and nothing more.

The one that broke the camel's back was when a girl barely 20yrs in my compound threatened to give me a hot slap if l ever touch her, this is a person we do play and gist a lot o. Since that day l borrowed sense.

Now l am in a new compound. Unfortunately the house has a lot of female occupants, with guys, but based on my past experience l no just send the girls and l am already in a serious relationship so even their friendship doesn't trick me. l no just want compound wahala...

So now the way those girls look at me and try to get in between my nerves is something else, all guys play and relate with them so why me? The hostility is getting out of hand and l dont want to slap sense into any girl head.

Please how do l handle this issue.

Swallow the redpill.

One thing about the redpill is it does not have to do with girls alone but how to live your life to please no one hence living your life to the best

She put knife for handbag come. Deliberate murder (first degree) she will rot in jail

Fiscus105:
If u re a xtian, bible tells you that ,you shall tramp upon serpents and he shall not hurt u.

Every problem has solution sir

And I stated my solution sir. Or is my solution not enough

Iamyemmie:
Hi everyone, so me and my bf have been dating for 2years + now, no issues. He’s in the states and I am in Nigeria.

The problem started when I started talking about marriage cos I want to settle down.
Now he told me he feels I want to use him to travel abroad, that statement really pissed me off because at the beginning of the relationship he was the one that wanted to marry like 3months after we started but I told him I wasn’t ready and I didn’t know him enough.

So which one is I want to use him to travel now??

I feel like maybe because I keep talking about the marriage stuff, that’s why he thinks it’s because of traveling.

I’m thinking it’s only break up that can solve the issue. Cos if it comes from me, then that’s a clear message I’m not dating for abroad
Or how do I solve this issue??

Ps he has been U.S citizen from the beginning of our relationship.
Just didn’t accept cos he might be a serial killer or woman beater or something, I didn’t know him well enough.

You said no cos you were hopping on other dicks and now age isn't no more on your side and you wanna fall back to the simple man lmfao. If that isn't it then it's the abroad thing that's making you talk marriage to him every minute of the day. Either way (cos I know it's one of the two or nothing) you not the one for him. He deserves better so make you better ask for that break up so that at least you go fit get small ego wey you go take hold body

chatinent:
Uncle met you. He said he wanted to marry you within four months while in Nigeria.

You said no. You said it was too early. You said you needed to know him better. You didn't even give him a timeframe as to when you think it's possible. No wahala.

Uncle travelled oversea. Some 24 months later, you are feeling insecure about what he'll be doing with ladies there and wants to settle down. Uncle is pissed off because he feels he had asked you before the abroad plan and you rejected because you wanted to seek God's info, but now he is abroad, you are certain he relocated from one estate in heaven.

Hanty, so you no know say man wey tell you e wan marry after three months of dating has no time for the long dating waiting process...and fit don marry within two years?

I know you didn't want to agree then so you wouldn't look cheap or desperate, but how can you look cheap then! No bi him suggest am? No bi him meet you? Una Naija girls tho. If you no fit marry am you tell the person, no bi say it's too early. It's too early for marriage but not too early for dating for two years? Na diploma? Na this same “I don't want to look cheap and desperate” don make Bisola turn 49 and all her prayer points don bi “God when.” Of course, because society has time to remember every lady out there unmarried and getting overripe.


Person propose to you, you reject am. How dare you propose now? You get mind o.


I no dey force you into marriage but if you mah know say he is marriageable, by now una for don marry with kids, probably with him overseas.


NOW, THAT'S YOUR OWN STORY. HERE'S WHAT I THINK HAPPENED:

You didn't want to marry him while in Nigeria because he seemed broke to you!

Na as you hear US later, oil begin commot your body.

You ladies are funny sometimes. You need revelation from God for six months to know if a not too wealthy guy is for you but a rich man is the answered prayer and your opportunity comes but once...and you feel the rich guy has no common sense? You feel he doesn't feel he is doing you a favour?

A lady who says she is not ready for marriage then that is now disturbing for marriage is actually inviting sb to use and dump her. If you say you aren't ready for marriage then, keep quiet until he asks again. Repeatedly saying it is suspicious abeg.

To me, dating is for marriage straight-up. Since I don't cheat, I no get time to come dey share girlfriend with dick-hungry Nigerian wild guys. Now imagine the girl disagreed and I come travel from that location she come dey yarn okoto later. No nah.

If you wanted to end it, you would have...na the abroad string wey dey make am difficult for you.

Believe me, if the true story is that you rejected his advances while in Nigeria but are now eager for marriage while he is abroad, you have been dating yourself....and will continue to be used by him...yet the one thing about you that will relocate abroad will be your imagination.

Uncle is now woke and has realized that after all, you aren't bringing anything to the table. I know you'll say you are the table. Well, you don't have table manners.


Please break up with him.
I have no option for peace.



Sorry, I don't mince words.
Have a nice century.

Omo.. Vawulence everywhere

Fiscus105:
Don't be myopic and don't underate power of God and charms.

Either of the two can save you.

Please let me be myopic sir

Solution is to delete the pics out of my phone.
No be me you go give headache on top pics

Zeekaycn:
Don't understand what you mean simping

You'll understand in due time. Abeg lowkey update me in few months when she gets there

Be like dude forget say na him pose the ball dey go so he had to clear off as a defender

Unless David Adeleke no see am o

AbelAbdul:
I started my first search in Ajah. I moved from Ajah to Lekki. I barely saw Corolla cars. Most cars I saw were SUVs.

I then moved to Ikorodu. I couldn't see and Tokunbo Corolla.

Finally moved to Apapa

For those saying I should go back and wait or replan, please know that as the day goes buy prices of cars are going up.
I started planning to buy this car in January. Then my budget was 2m and the car was at 2.3 and 2.5m.

July the car is hitting 3.8m.

So I can't keep waiting. Dollar is going up everyday.

Go kotonou convert naira to their currency and buy at a cheaper rate. Just use brains man

ednut1:
I can relate. Some guys have that husband material look/ good man look. These babes can sniff it. And want to be serious with you. While they still Bleep the bad boys behind your back. Pay them no attention, better babe will come . I met lots of them between 2014 to 2018. One no gimme sex for like 4 months and was forming wife material, i need to build emotional bond before sex bla bla, but went to nack a guy she didn’t know was a friend of a friend. The guy was even telling her in the chat not to come into a lions den, she came from school on Tuesday as per working class guy na weekend i go free. By Thursday she has gone to Bleep that dude lol

Chai men has seen a lot

The rest I can avoid but smoking and blue pills?
Nah bro... Nah

liver123:
I leave in lugbe

Too far. Nvm

H0didon:
It is pussy as Niggas that sleeps with hoes...

Guys that have no boldness to approach normal babe... But these days almost every 9ja babe na olosho....Hookup levels .








As our Ancestors would say " Sex is good but where and who it comes from matters alot".

Omo he get one place I go for nasarawa last week around abacha road for mararaba. The name of the place is Monaco. Omo Come see under 20 girls dey line up for gate dey wait man wey go carry dem go house. Fine fine girls with firm titties. If not that I no be olosho fan I for carry like two go back house that day.
Funny enough one of those girls fit dey do hard girl for one mumu man wey no know as he dey sup. She fit dey busy their call put them on ghost mode and them go dey simp on top.
Things dey sup for this naija steady

liver123:
I work in a building construction site as an engineer under this man as the main engineer. Last Saturday I went to work and on reaching site I sent him report of site. I stayed till afternoon and I was very hungry and coupled with the fact that there was no place to get something to eat at site, I decided to leave before closing time so that I can go home and eat since there is no serious work on site. He later came to site and called me and I told him that I am sorry I left because I was hungry. This morning I woke up to see his message that I should not come to the site again. I work like a labourer in that site for a salary of 50k without any other chance of getting money. See this life, the best thing is to invest in a business no matter how small and be your own boss. This I have tried for a one and half year of working with this man but how much can i save from 50k to start a business of my own leaving in this abuja that everything is expensive. This life no balance at all

LOL I'm not surprised you said Abuja. It's a very useless place for anyone thinking about legit hustle. They will turn you to a slave for crumbs.. BTW Which part of Abuja you live?

VeeJewel:
Mr Spellz Takes Handsome Veteran Nollywood Actor, Kenneth Aguba, Shopping In Port Harcourt

Tf is the meaning of this
Shop abusing that word if you dunno what it means

Newton2024:
You don't have to result to vulgar words. Are you a Buharideen?

You asking that question means you know nun which equates to being daft. So no offense

beautyhd:
Some children don’t pity their parents.

Yes padding can be done sometimes but this is insanely outrageous.

Clearance of 20k he added 430k extra.

That child is a hoodlum

Las Las na one useless girl he fit carry d money go give. Na wetin dey pain me pass be that

Bluezy13:
Kindly explain the highlighted.

Even me sef no understand the English

I trap like a god. Don't bring no beat that catches my attention cos it ain't going home alive

What's with all these old couples welcoming twins after decades Of marriage. There's no day you won't come on nairaland and not see "xxccxxxfddsfff couples or woman welcomes twins after 13 years of marriage"
They are many
The ones I have read on the front page only this month I can't count

And why always twins everytime?
Is it that e get place them dey go collect twins after decades of barrenness or am I just overthinking

omoobaja:
She suppose run for her dare life instead of recording..........

Stupid bitch. Serves her right

Jeon:
And another one [happened in saint hospital close to my area ] A Woman Selling Food Opposite.

Always purchasing food from one mama put.
One fateful day, one came to buy food without paying. She asked the woman to hold on let her go back to get the money...


Mama food wait no feed back. So she went to the hospital and explain everything that a patient came to bought food without paying, the security was arguing that no one came out.


So the attendant over heard the argument, and asked her if she could recognize the person and she said yes..... So the research was going on from ward to ward, but they could not reach the person.


Madam said she's not leaving without her money.. So they proceed to the morgue.. Lo and behold they found the person, since that day the woman resigned from selling food.

Fake ass story. @emboldened exposed your ass

KingDash:
Come make i wife you

If you marry her you gotta be as toxic as the hubby. If not one chance for you

TOPCRUISE:
1) Hair Dresser.
2) Fashion designer for ladies native attire
3) HR manager in a Beauty or modelling company or multinationals
4) Gym attendant or Fitness instructor.
5) mid wifery.
6) Matron.
7) intimacy gadgets, vibrators and Love Machine vendors
8 Coach to a female sports team
9) Massage therapist.
10) Club Bouncer.
11) Uber Driver.
12) Herbal Mixture Vendor:
13) Army, Navy or Police Personnel
14) Relationship Counsellor.
15) Music Artist.

Add yours......

Yahoo

Ballzproblemm:
So I decided to create my own list after drunk scientist claimed that Amber heard is the most beautiful woman on Earth and robert Pattinson is the most handsome man , two bad choice so I decided to make my own list. Enjoy:-


1)reje Jean Paul ,he famous for playing the Duke in bridgerton , omo the guy is the one that made me to watch the series in the first place .


2)Chris Evans famous for playing captain America in the avengers ,the older the better


3)zayn Malik known as one of the leads in one direction ,omo the guy wetin no good but en fine na woman finw.

4)the weeknd ,the Canadian/Ethiopian singer na another handsome guy I think people tend to overlook.

That's it , female coming up next

You forgot Chris Hemsworth and that guy that acted Dunes

Jeromejnr:
Since its useless as you say, then prove it by answering it na.

Easy bro

funshint:
May it happen to one of your brothers, uncle or son. Pls say Amen!

omo

quslit:
How old are you sweetheart?
Be honest... 13 right? I bet you're already growing some strands of hair looking bleached and malnourished on your chin too.
So adorable as all things childish are.

You created a new account just to quote me ? How low? lmfao

MufasaLion:
Welldone low-budget Mayweather.

I pray you meet a masochistic woman one day. Low budget Jesus