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Igbo kwenu! Congrats guys the sky is your limit.

Awwwww how nice of you! i am speechless dear " future husband"

And guess what? The next mothering sunday coming up in 2014 falls on my birthday. So i guess i would have 2 songs dedicated to me on that day by my incredibly sweet nairaland friend.

All Nollywood movie titles sound funny to me..

Thank you o.p i enjoyed reading everybit of Sha ruh Khan's autobiography especially the early part of his life. I love this man partly because he is multi talented and mostly because i studied in New Delhi where everybody loves him.

It should be when a child becomes matured and he can fend for himself i.e he/ she is gainfully employed or has a substantial means of livelihood. Unfortunately there is no uniform age to declare a child's independency in Nigeria owing to our epileptic Educational system and the high rate of unemployment.
Some children are lucky enough to complete their studies and get a job before the age of 25 while others struggle till their 30's so in essence the appropriate age for parents to stop fending for their children depends largely on the child's circumstance and the financial ability of the parents.

38000 miles on Emirates can get you a ticket to dubai i think but mind you, you will stay pay the applicable tax on the ticket. You can check on www.skywards.com or emirates high street there you will find a drop down menu which tells you what you can do with your skywards miles.

Bance

Stuck on mario games.

Ojukwu

shakara4u: ehen!!! got a problem with that?

_{*pulls her hair*}



so?



happy now?

Yes I do! Why don't you tell us what you meant by "god english" Or are you a learner too?

1. Barack Obama
2. Nelson Mandela
3. Oprah Winfrey

i cant imagine how heartbroken her family would feel right now. After training a child from primary through university. I heard four corp members also died on their way to zamfara camp though i dont know how true. May the souls of the departed rest in peace.

I still can't understand why Nysc has not been abolished, afterall most ex corpers are still in the labour market years after completing their youth service.

Yea ryt! They would not leave our nija guys for us now oo, by the time he is through with her the remix of iyanya's song 'ur waist' will be on sale.

Soma Naeto: a woman that chose the way of the lord.that will draw me close 2 GOD

Good man

Which of the mother's day?

[quote author=shakara4u]go to languages,learn god English then come back

god English?

I got confused midway.. Some details are not correlating i,e she spent 10 days at the guy's house and so on..

Mind you a Nigerian man can even go to the extent of telling a girl he no longer loves his wife or he doeznt care about his family anymore but the last thing he would actually do is to divorce that same wife.. "What God has put together, let no man put asunder " so if he is indeed married, i advise she counts her loss and moves ahead because nothing good can come out of that relationship. Remember he deceived her once already and is prepared to continue doing so till she becomes a pulp.

Winneygirl: She's preparing to travel to space...don't blame her too much...

Hahhahahahhaha your head dey there. i cant even see her feet. Looks like she was levitating in the first pic

Rip granny. I wonder what you were looking for at a polling unit at your age knowing fully well that even if you cast a vote, you may not live long enough to see the president's tenure.

Huh So this is really what they think yet they manage to squeeze out fake smiles at us. Now i know better and the next time i see an air hostess giving me that fake smile i would tell her to shove it up her throat.

By the way are you talking about those air hostess on Nigerian local flights that could be sometimes annoying or are you referring the well trained ones on international flights? Personally i very much enjoy the services of the cabin crew on emirates flight and i look forward to it each i travel.

Dialynews where have you kept your sense of humour? What i said was on a lighter note but it seems you took it to heart.. Haba why would i be particularly interested on a guy on a faceless forum?. My apologies and Remember to Keep us updated when/ if your friend finally adopts the kids.

[quote author=~vicky~]what about Tonto-dike [/quote]Always acting the fake brazillian hair, pink lips, blackerry babe. That girl annoys me and i just dont figure out why

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The best prevention is frequent handwashing i thought the queen never shakes hands with anybody except with her handgloves on, well i guess its time to take off the gloves so she could start washing her hands frquently to prevent a reoccurence.

DailyNews: Lolzzzz....Special oh plzzz its not meeee plz ooo!!! Its someone that needed the info and asked me to find out for him, said he is tired of Naija ladies wahala of coming for...I tried convincing him against it, but he said I shud just get him the info in case, so I tot here shud be the best place to ask cos we seem to have experts here u know?

Why shud I wish to never marry when there r special people like

And plz how did u get to see this? Dnt tell me u frequent this section

Meanwhile, how was your val

Ok, i thought an extremely cool guy like with a beautiful personality was thinking of going sterile. Thank God its not you, atleast i still have hope ; .

As for the question how did i see this? I visit most sections as a visitor and log in only when i want to make a contribution/ comment. By the way dont forget i have a special interest in you .
Val, Val, Val.... Hmmmn that's a long story. I got gifts but i did not reciprocate any

tiarabubu:

42 private jet (Flights) land at Lagos airport daily

I wish these reporters will not continue to mislead people with their wrong headlines. From the headline it would appear 1,200 private jets land in Lagos. However, from the article they meant 1,200 FLIGHTS involving private Jets land in Lagos every month. A single private jet can take off and land in Lagos everyday and it should not imply that these are jets but FLIGHTS.

The English may not have been used in the right context but you would agree that 1200 jet 'flights' lading in Lagos Airport per month signifies something serious is happening there. As stated in the article most of those flights bring business executives from all destinations into Nigeria and most importantly the increase in Business aviation activity is a major Economic indicator that Nigeria is making progress despite all the negative reports of bombings and killings everywhere. Personally i am happy to read about this development.

fkaz: This shows that our economic is improving


if i catch you, say you quote me

If the amount of people landing and taking off are making positive impact in Nigeria, then i guess the economy is improving..

I don't like being too conspicous in gatherings and the traditional attire sometimes makes me feel like a clown especially when I visit some parts of asia.
So mostimes I just go with the saying " when you are in rome behave like the romans". That way I don't get unnecessary attention.

slimyem: How is bed guy?

Hmmmn...... Lips sealed

Hehehe it would be nice to see roadsafety , vio and even police check points at 35000 feet above sea level. As you said sheyie2007, they would be mounted in the sky to control the "go slow"

190: im number 3 so can we tangle so we can make lotsa money together

Sure we could, but under one condition. I must be the accountant because i wont have you spending our borrowed future money on your numerous nairaland girlfriends and concubines. Deal

I am not sure of the appropriate section to post this. However the mods can assist by doing their job.

By the way, i had no idea Lagos airport was that busy private jet owners wuna well done oo.