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Beauty, brain and fit.

What else would i want from a girl?

Which day is the festival?

Bad reporting!

Mschewwww.... This girl that has d1ck down there. Not everybody is a boy or girl.

Op wey dey knack anything under skirt, one day you go jam one of those.

Just make sure you dont accept another proposal from this same guy. Because if you do, you go hear weeeen for your marriage.

I believe her husband.

He didn't run when they were doing the do until they have 3 children or so. Big children o, not babies! Which means they'd been together for a few years.

After snake, fear women

Either it is true or not, the first thing to do is to quickly round him up and all his accomplices. The reason why we have Boko Haram is because we arw slow to act to things like this.

We are talking of national security interest here.

His accomplices especially must be quickly and quietly incarcerated.

Hahahahahahahahaha



You don buy market hehehehehe

drezzyx:
My problem is I don't know why mosquito comes around one's ear and make some annoying noise before they proceed to bite.

To check if you are asleep or awake. Now you know

yocreo:
thats a perfect title for me, The Prodigal Son. and ofc I didn't post this so people could help me pay back my debt, I brought this upon myself. I just came here to seek people's advice and I'm glad with the ones I have gotten.


Even tho I know I have to tell the truth, my mental health is just not in good shape to deal with the outcome.

Ok. I get it.

That's how you'll grow. I"ve passed through similar in the past. They made me stronger.

If you dont pass through this ordeal, what stories are you going to share to your kids when start having one?
In my family, all of us have similar funny stories that once in a while when we meet, we recount those days and we all laugh.

See it like this, everything has cause and effect. So as a man, face the effects of your past actions and be determined not to repeat them.

What you should be worried about now is that will you repeat the same mistake? How do you work on self control? How do you work on self discipline? What is your purpose in life? Can you start working towards it?

Leave the consequences. You will bear it noni.

LagosEconomist:
Read again, and slowly this time. Hopefully you have the capacity to to comprehend.
The US authorities allege that Buruji was the drug kingpin. Buruji alleges that it was Adewale. He did not deny there was a Kasamu druglord.

Your tantrums cannot mask the reality of your heart, for out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks (or fingers type, in this case).

I suggest you look deeply inwards and make peace with your creator, & quickly too.

So your mumu hypocrital judgmental eyes ommitted that a UK court refused an extradition?

Mumu hypocrite. Your place in hellfire is hotter.

Today is 9th, not 7th

LagosEconomist:
He was alleged to be a major drug kingpin, and his best defence was that it was a brother (that nobody seems to know) that looks just like him. He tried using the old Evan vs Evans Enwerem playbook. There is even a major US TV show inspired by the drug baron (I don't know if this was Buruji or Adewale Kashamu)

Well, he has run his race & will give account, as will those who knowingly defend evil and corruption, and those who attack people speaking up against the evil and corruption, and all of us eventually. God is not mocked, you cannot willingly and continually sin & hope for grace to abound.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/16/alleged-drug-kingpin-wanted-us-elected-senator-nigeria

Shvt up. Are you God? See as you are running mouth like you are God and like that you were there when the court proceedings were made. If a UK court was able to exonerate him, then he had done his best to defend himself in court. So who are you? A judge? A lawyer? A police? Did you find drug in his house?

If you think you are a Christian, from your writeup, you are not and you re heading to hell fire. Bitter truth.

Gemid94:
Senator Buruji Kashamu died on Saturday due to COVID-19 complications at a Lagos hospital.

Here are some things you should know about the late senator:

1. Kashamu represented Ogun East senatorial district from 2015 to 2019.

2. Kashamu was the Ogun State governorship candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party in the 2019 election.

3. He was indicted for conspiracy to import and distribute heroin in1998 by a grand jury in the Northern District of Illinois, US.

4. On December 18, 1998, the UK’s Metropolitan Police arrested Kashamu, who was travelling with a Benin passport.

5. He returned to Nigeria in 2003 from Britain after a British court refused a US extradition request over uncertainty about Kashamu’s identity.

6. Kashamu had told the court that he was not the leader of the drug-smuggling conspiracy but his brother, Adewale Kashamu, who he closely resembles.

7. 1n 2015, there was a stand-off at his residence after the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency attempted to arrest him for extradition to the US.

8. A federal high court in Abuja in May 2020, barred the FG from extraditing him.

9. He sued former president, Olusegun Obasanjo, for libel for stating that Kashamu was a fugitive from US justice.

10. Kashamu was the founder of Western Lotto Limited, one of Nigeria’s lottery operators.

http://community.vanguardngr.com/forum/topics/buruji-kashamu-10-facts-about-the-late-ogun-senator-who-died-of

This is not a good time for that. He has people mourning him. Be kind to the living who are mourning him, dont add to their sorrow.
You prob are a sadist.
No positive things, just negative. Na wa o.

WoundedLamb:
Same old story.

Cedi was redenominated (10, 000 old cedis = 1 new cedi) in 2007 thus making 1 cedi to be 0.9USD (all the way from 10,000USD). Does this mean their economy was better than that of the US then? No! That doesn't necessarily reflect the strength of the economy. Nigeria could easily knock off zeros from their Naira (say N100 will be N1000) and match up but does that really solve our economic problems? If N1000 could only purchase a fowl and after redenominating, the new N100 can still purchase only a fowl, then it's just an internal thing and doesn't reflect or change the true strength of your currency in the international market. If you were earning N5000 a week and still earns N500 a week after such redenomination, how has that really helped you?

Redenomination is a money management strategy aimed at ensuring portability, security and easier calculation. It doesn't reflect the value of the currency. What matters is the value (what money can buy) and the power (how much of it you have).

Thanks

You are partially right. The truth is that it affects the citizen's psyche.

A country not using coins, that cant think in bits, but in large round figures is heading to disaster.

Children grow up adjusting to large figures and hearing millionaires all the time. Ever wondered why our millenials glorify in yahoo yahoo? There's a way low figures brings about contentment and humility.

A price of commodity that must increase from N50 can only do so by 100%. From N50 to N100, especially transportation business.

What about handling? Why do i need a bulky purse to carry money in a "cashless" economy? Because the least thing i spend money on on a daily basis has two zeroes (00) at the back. Why are bullion vans everywhere? In London, i remember that £50 note was huge when i lived there. It is rarely seen in public, even £20 note. Most daily expenses were in coins and patapata were in £5 to £10 notes. Same with Ghana.
Russia too removed many zeroes in the late 90s.
So you see how it affects the common man psychologically?

This kind of marriage usually collapse. Because you don marry for 2 weeks now, we no go hear word again. Just 2 weeks, you don dey lecture us. Lmao.

By the time the storms come, you go hear weeenn. The problem be say, as him dey feel Mr. perfect, dey preach, he will also be good to conceal the bad and making believe even when all is not well until the whole thing collapse.

Nobidy here will reimburse you on the money you squandered like the prodigal son, on nothing meaningful.

Like the prodigal son, run back to your parents, and tell them everything. It doesnt matter what shame or sadness or discipline that might follow, what matters is that you find peace again.

That is what the prodigal son said to himself when he lost his peace and respect. He determined to go back home in shame and decided that even if it was a servant's food they would be givingvhim, it is better than eating pig's feed. But when he got home, his parents didn't even take it like he thought.

Same with you. Just go tell your mum, be ready to face the shame and all and then you both can find solutions. It might even turn out that it will not be as worse as you expect it to be.

Go to Agric chemical shop, buy the chemical for snakes, heavily fumigate the ceiling and the whole house. Close all windows, doors and holes, then move your family out for a week. The smell is nasty, so you can't stay there.

Or go to an abokii area, tell them your plight, they will find you someone who specializes in that.

If you don't treat it urgently, it is not it falling that should bother you, but the plenty little baby snakes it will give birth to, which will invade your house.

NobleSeed:
The woman in question complain that is spite on her eyes but we didn't take her serious due to the way she was experiencing her plight... Later discovered it was true so we do the needful.

I doubt this one can spits. I did not see the belly of the snakes. Does it have yellow stripes at the belly on the upper part?
If so, its forest cobra and does not spit.
If its the spitting cobra, the woman only need to wash it with water asap.

Covid19 was found in the semen from a study.

Dont dull yourself. Covid19 is their mama. HIV still get injury time. But Covid19 might take less than a month, the person don kpai

sisisioge:
I agree. They could use stuff to close the hole while the spouse work on clearing the bush around them. Its funny that she went to cry to neighbours instead waking oga to kill the slimey forrker.

I kill a black forest snake at least once a year and about 10 different types of snakes a year. It's a fenced house in a built estate in a city, but there's a canal and small bamboo bush beyond our fence.

They cant enter the house because everywhere is secured, and the foundation of the house is well raised.

But when they are passing by in the compound, i get to kill them. Green, brown, vipers, all manner.

This particular cobra is very active at night and early morning. But on a sunny day, they love the trees.

The OP's house is too vulnerable to snake's invasion, particularly to forest cobra that can climb. It might have been living with them for months, only sneaking in and out in the night when everywhere is quiet.

That's a black forest cobra.

It doesn't spit but its fast and aggressive to strike when cornered. They are good climbers too.

However, with that picture of your house and the bushy surrounding, just expect this to be a regular occurrence.
When you kill it everyday, it wont be a testimony like that again. Like, stale testimony, because its gonna be routine.

You cant live in a house and surroundings like that and be screaming testimony upandan because of snakes. Thank God though for the innocent kids.

Sometimes look away. Getting involved in properties and inheritance matters is usually a matter of life and death.
No matter what you tell your dad, he would not agree with you, because of the way their generation thinks.

For your own generation, have a family meeting and let your dad share his things while he is still alive, no matter how small, in everyone's presence.

Any objection and jealousy can be handled properly while he is still alive. Type the Will and write everyone's full name and then they should sign each of the copy.

If there are 4 of you, do 4 original copies and let everyone sign each copy including your dad and mum.

If after he must have passed on, and someone wants to be smart or causing trouble, my brother, i beg you in the name of God to abandon the whole properties to them.

Hustle and be at peace with the little you have.

Shugavee:
Now u want to talk, keep trolling, it suits you

Im sorry o. You have low IQ and you may be needing "therapy" and reduction of fake human hair usage.. Truth is bitter.

Shugavee:
even with the write up u tagged me too , cannot compare to some stories I see here , I know what introversion is . Only few introvert r here , the rest hv issues and need therapy. Truth is bitter

Example?

Unbelievably dumb.
Smh

Shugavee:
I can stay in the house for two months with out seeing anyone , I sweat when I see calls, I don’t like being around people, I can’t keep relationships with people , I hv never had a relationship or spoken to a girl , sorry to break it to you , all this problems u are hving is not normal , get a therapist, Nigerians don’t know the difference between introversion and mental instability .

What stvpid therapy do you need for a genetic condition? Eh! This yẹyẹ girl.
They can only learn to manage their traits with daily experience. Same as extroverts

Learn and go. Stop displaying stvpidity

Shugavee:
I can stay in the house for two months with out seeing anyone , I sweat when I see calls, I don’t like being around people, I can’t keep relationships with people , I hv never had a relationship or spoken to a girl , sorry to break it to you , all this problems u are hving is not normal , get a therapist, Nigerians don’t know the difference between introversion and mental instability .

I dislike people like this. I wish NL has a block feature.

Ignorant and stubborn "slay" queen with low IQ.

What do you do with your data that you can't use it to educate yourself?

To sell fake human hair?

Shugavee:
I hv said what I hv said , and yes most of them hv mental issues and need therapeutic care , truth is bitter .

I have said what i have said too, and yes the comments make you dumber. Truth is bitter.

We dey here

Shugavee:
Smh. U all on social media be making the world see introverts as something that it’s not . Every mental disorder is termed introvert and it’s annoying. Hving problems picking calls is not an introvert thing but ur own problem.. jeeezz

Ignoramus. Are you insinuating that all the people who made comments up there have mental problems? Really? You are supposed to be educated by the comments and not make you dumber.

Every introvert is different from another, but the two options up there are major things introverts find intruding into their peace/space.

Leetunechi:
Who do I blame now.

Can we see the picture of head before i comment?

Kingsasian:
It is possible that she is pregnant for someone else before coming to your house. She wants to use the sex you both just had to pin the pregnancy on you.

Rightly said.

I was looking for a comment like yours so that i dont repeat the same comment