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In Lag, you cannot register a car without the custom documents. So I don't see what is the issue there.

Dreamtouch: Is it true that they are giving the grants to all the people that registered with CAC?They are behind schedule since they have to give the 3 tranches before election feb 2015!!Any update from youwin media..what's next with the vertificate for those that have collected there own?

I think you will help yourself by stop assuming and spend more time in prayer. At this stage, prayer is the only thing that can help you.

sammyhaven: Dear Reader
Do you know that the world's population has hit 7billion people?
Do you know that Nigeria's population is over 170million people
and that Nigeria is the 7th most populated country in the world?
Do you know that an estimated 8billion naira is spent on food and
food products in Nigeria daily, 56billion naira weekly and around
224billion a month? !
Do you know that over 10million people live in Lagos?
Do you know that in Lagos alone, Over #60million is spent on Is spent daily on food?
Do you the number of industries in Nigeria that heavily depend of agro for their primary raw material?
Nigeria needs food, those who can provide it get rich. Its a simple
mathematical equation. At the moment, Nigeria is a net food importer.
This is not a made up quote.. it is a known fact.
Look around you and you will see proof. Poultry products, cooking oil,
rice etc are being imported from neighboring countries. While listening
to 97.7 FM just yesterday evening, I was shocked to learn on a live
radio broadcast that bananas are being imported into Nigeria from
Cameroon!
Do you know that we import maize, pineapple, watermelon? Just to mention a few.
Dear reader, do you know there is an opportunity in all these
figures for you
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Remember Dont WORK more, rather be WORTH MORE

I feel you. The bananas which look the neatest in the market are packaged from Cameroun and South Africa. Boy, are they expensive. Listening to the National Confab delegates arguing about 13% derivation formula increment just reinforced my belief that we have a very long way to go in this country. Crude oil is our problem.

Mad Cow: Nice car, but I am past that level now.. next stop 2015 Mercedes Benz.

Meaning what? Bill Gates was still driving a 1999 Bentley as at 2008. Nigerians always like to feel like they are too much when they are nothing. How many people are you paying salaries to in a month? Then we will know how much money you really have.

Meanwhile, I hear the asking price is N3.5 for the 1.6 litre models, and slightly below N3m for the 1.2litre model. Let us see how it goes...

I miss my dad's lions back in the day. I sincerely wish this ride would be affordable. Should not be more than N1.5m if indeed this new automotive policy is to favour the middle class.

Lesgupnigeria: 'Managed'-Past tense is different from 'co-managing'- present continuous tense.
I advise you consult your English textbooks for more understanding.

We co-managed and not co-managing with IITA-CFC with deep-well water used as a source of water for Gari production.
The names of the Gari processing companies was intentionally placed there so as to enable you make your research on google and get information on the projects and to be rightly informed on whats trending both nationally and internationally in the Gari processing industry.
Kindly let people enjoy this thread and stop being cynical
Thanks.

One of my factories is in Masaka and I do a lot of business very close to Joe Begg Bajju. I don't need any Google for such research. You are making bogus claims and I will prove it to you now. The so-called deep well technology was only constructed by the CFC in the Shaback factory. For Joe Begg Bajju, CFC constructed a brand new borehole along with a water tank and the accompanying scaffolding as part of the total rehabilitation of that plant, which was in a near comatose state prior to that intervention. CFC also renovated Ehaloko Marke cassava factory in Lafia Nasarawa state. All projects were commissioned in 2009.

So what kind of management were you doing in two facilities without any source of safe water for production before CFC came in? I will really like to know. I have done a lot of business in an around all these areas in Nasarawa state so I know what's up.

So after collecting few bags of rice and beer, OP comes here to make a fool of us abi? OP, some of us are beyond that. Go home, hungry man.

vykte: they don't pay well.

Says who? Professors there are paid N13milion per annum, far above what their colleagues in Federal Universities earn. Don't just talk when your skull is empty.

Sunday Oliseh will never take the job. He makes far more money from the job he is doing with FIFA at the moment than would ever be paid him by the NFF. Who even wants to come back to suffer unpaid salaries for months on end like Siasia and Keshi endured?

Lesgupnigeria: Thanks for the questions.
The total cost of a modern gari production factory is between 5 - 15million depending on the capacity of gari to be produced from.small scale to medium scale and to large scale production
NOTE:The feasibilty study above is a small scale production.capacity and not a medium scale or large scale.
A well constructed Deep well can replace borehole to reduce cost of production.
Internationally, there is no disparity between a deep well and borehole.
Infact,recently we co-manage Two Gari processing project with IITA and CFC (both international organizations).
Shaback Gari processing and Joe Begg Bajju Processing plants to be precised both located in Abuja(Kuje area) and Nassarawa (Masaka) state repectively.
Location of processing plant is expected to be sited in the rural area with abundance source of rawmaterials and farmers are supose to supply at a fixed price to hedge against price instability and ensure market for their produce.

The bolded statement is a lie. CFC selected three cassava processing factories in Nasarawa state (including Joe Begg Bajju) in 2010 for an intervention and has since exited the country on the completion of that project. I can tell you the A-Z of that intervention because I am privy to the information.

So how can you come out here to say that you are "co-managing" the project?

You need to start telling the truth and stop making bogus claims. I don dey suspect you seriously!

Your figures are totally flawed. Let me ask you a few questions:

a) What is the cost of all the machinery required to produce 1 ton of garri daily?
b) Where will you be sourcing your cassava from? Will you depend on your own cassava farm or you will depend on cluster farms?
c) How do you compensate for fluctuations in supply and prices from cluster farms?
d) What is the cost of transportation?
e) There is an internationally accepted building model for a cassava processing factory, which differentiates the wet and dry areas, and caters to appropriate drainage of used water and any wastes generated. This requires a fully functional borehole. What is the cost of putting up such a building?

I have lots of questions to ask which will show that at N5,600,000, your valuation for setup costs for a commercially viable gari processing factory is flawed. You should be looking at at least N10,000,000 for such a plant.

BAZO JOHN: Hello Pls we can supply the following minerals ,Manganese ore,Lead ore,zinc ore,copper ore etc,we need serious buyers with contract.thanks and God bless.
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Is this a solid minerals section? Pray I am not made the mod of the Agric section. People like you will be pushed off the cliff with permanent bans.

The mumu action was buying her the car when you have not paid dowry on her head. Anyway, learn from Timaya. Be wise.

Philipsdael: Is this a thread for discussion or sales-point ? dominated by one fella....
Whats the essence of following a domant thread of such, where members can't be intarractive except if they want to buy a blablabla manual...
*spit on the thread* mtww!

If you are annoyed, why don't you go and soak your head in polar ice? Did you read this post from day one to know why people are making such requests? Or you think they are as stupid as you are?

emaoke7: Dear Nairalanders,
I hope you will not hiss at my comment.
Please if you need a cure for hepatitis B, there is a company based in Nigeria here that has the cure.

You may wish to contact me on 08034919161 for further information.

I see. You guys have come again.

funshint: If not 4 corruption within the entire system why should the entire economic fabric of the country be mortgaged to one man!! He has some of the largest companies in this continent yet he finds it difficult to adequately employ graduates. Shame of a country!!!

You sound as if Dangote is obligated to employ anyone, or like you own a job in his companies like some kind of right. Grow up man. It ain't happening.

A typical Nigerian is a tribalist and nepotist. Knowing how people back stab people from other tribes, we would naturally prefer to have control by hearing the same language around or having a family member close by, more so when the general sentiment of the unemployed is that they "own" a share of your wealth and you should employ them.

omonzojie: Hello stagger, I must really commend your professionalism so far in every useful advice and comments you have made since this thread was started. I stumbled upon it today Jan 7th 2014, cos I was researching more about Kerosene supply, I read virtually all post since 2010 till date, I only got wind of it now cos I have need to help a company supply 5Million Litres of DPK and would like to discuss more. However, avail me with the payment instructions for the updated manual you have onsale via. Obazeleomonzojie@gmail.com. I will also reach you via the number you provided 08137971851, hope its still going tru.

Just text or call as from 7pm. Thanks.

Post of the year so far, and some people can't even spare 2 minutes to read it.

Well, what is the difference?

Even in church you see some of the girls there wearing some funny stuff. Some even try to hit on a guy who is riding a clean ride. So what is the difference between this category and those who shake their stuff in a music video for a while? Funny thing is because of the heavy makeup, you will hardly recognize anyone of them on the street thereafter. Even for those of us who are married, do you know how many rods have been in your wife's punny before you met her?

Abeg make una leave matter.

Babatunde Lawal: Those estimates ain't in line at all!
Come to think of it, if 1 ton of cassava goes for 25k and say I buy 4 that is 100k then i spend an average of 50k on processing and other logistics to produce 1 ton of garri then, ao much will I be making as profit? Brother, that is pure loss!
Garri production is very profitable and in high demand. You can get a detailed feasibility report on mechanised garri processing today. Call 08139444430 .

How much does a 50kg bag of gari sell for now?

9jaSceptic: Nigerians muslim fast for thirty days yearly And Christians fast for 40 days and Forty Nights, But that don't make either of these people the richest, the most successful, the least successful in life, Adherents of both religion experience good and bad(both fall sick, both die, both progress) of life as they trasverse this temporal abode called earth, fast all you want, there can never be stable electricity next year, stable power , end to corruption In 9ja.

Fasting is not the Solution to 9ja's problem, tell you GO to invest in the Unemployed youth of his church who'll be fasting for the purpose of getting a job and reduce the number of church houses been built, so that firms that needs these properties turned to church house could make efficient use of them and reduce unemployment and little or nobody will need to fast.



Fast all you want

And what have you contributed to solving these problems?

hotmas911: We have thousands of acres
of good fertile land for sale,
lease or rent in Ogbomoso,
Oyo state. Selling from
N50,000 per acre and u can
rent at 3k per year. Our lands
are suitable for most crops.
Good roads, peaceful and
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He said without land. Must you spam this thread always?

Deenmj: Please how do you activate your payoneer card, i need to activate my urgently. Thanks

Go to the site and activate it. You have to logon to your Payoneer account. I have had a card for 4 years now and use it on Ecobank without stress.

adelegan1: If you need land in akure with irrigation facility let me know. We have 500 hectare to lease. You can lease any number of hectare you need. It 10000 naira to lease one hectare for one year. The farm have a house and dam for irrigation the water do not get dry during the dry season. It is a ploghable land with elephant grass on it. If you are ready contact me on adelegan1111@gmail.com i wish you good luck.

After spreading your negativity around, you still want to lease land out so that the person will go on to fail as you insinuate. Isn't that such a paradox?

goldfish80: Sean Tizzle winning the award ahead of Burna boy was a disgrace,no matter how you sugar coat it.Jaywon's This year winning the best recording of the year ahead of Flavour Adada? FOH!
The headies should be renamed Yoruba award,simple.

So when P Square were winning, it was not a Yoruva award shey?

This year by Jaywon is a tight philosophical song. Sick of all these "ukwu" singers like flavour. What sensible song has he done to even deserve nomination?

Magic Bishop: Heard of Mercury switch IEDs?

The detonating mechanism occurs when the IED is moved which triggers the mercury to flow and connect a circuit switch. This is known as a tilt switch.

The Iraqis used this after cell phones were being jammed by the U.S. forces.

Fun stuff!

Of course I have. There are several trigger mechanisms around. Even a clothes peg can serve as a trigger. We were taught explosive forensics in my PG class by one of the world's leading experts. Won't say more.

Hot Potato: Dear Nairalanders,

We've been held up for some minutes now, in a military checkpoint, reason being that a soldier confiscated the phone of a co-passenger cos she was answering a call.
Pls when did it become an offence for someone to answer a call at a military checkpoint?

As someone with some knowledge of explosives forensics, I can authoritatively tell you that one of the ways that IEDs are detonated is by the use of mobile or cordless phones.

IEDs are of two types: simple and complex. Mobile phone detonated IEDs are classified as a type of complex IEDs, requiring simple modification of the phone to an electrical firing circuit to initiate the explosive charge. Most people do not know that answering a phone initiates a spark mechanism within the device, which is why people are asked not to use mobile phones in filling stations so that the spark mechanism does not ignite any fuel being dispensed.

IEDs detonated with mobile phones caused a lot of casualties in Iraq, and many soldiers have been killed at checkpoints because of this. When approaching a military checkpoint, commonsense dictates that you stop any activity that is likely to arouse suspicion, especially given the already charged state of our armed forces towards civilians. The driver ought to have cautioned the female passenger in question.

Sorry for your ordeal, but soldiers are also taught these things about explosives and so they will act on the side of caution than just let it pass.

omenka: Perhaps we watched different videos. Talking about that in which he walked across a swimming pool.

tubidy.mobi/watch/ytCFmzcrvXo0IuU3J5JgkQ_3D_3D/3gp-mobile/fs

Make him come my village river try am for there, not on a stage managed set!

topsquino: Kai ,stagger..I am presently serving now and when this post newly came out, I was writing a professional course then . I beg you in the name of the God you serve, to pls reduce this price to corps members who are truly interested in the kerosene business. I am interested in the business but can't afford the N5000 you are requesting from corps members..abeg slash the price small 4 me n send me info concerning the mode of payment

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