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coogar:
i am 100% sure if i reveal myself, you would dump your boyfriend tonight.

Thanks but no thanks but experience tells me that Nairaland men are ugly.
The louder he is, the uglier he is.

coogar:
say hi to her.

that gingerness is what awes stillfire. she's always been around men who fidget on their knees. this must be a new experience for her. me thinks she needs to visit the UK & see how real men handle their women with assertiveness & authority. we love the vagïna but we don't worship it - this is why we have less incidents of the ikechukwu obuludus in the UK.

Real men? Hahaha! You want me to call Harmen Harriett on you? The woman who has launched a 1000 Naija men onto cyberspace to whine on their rights being infringed upon. Are Nigerian women not kicking you guys out of the house? You think I dunno. Is NL not a medium to de-stress from Harriet's policies?
Are these the real men in the UK you boast of?

https://latitudenews.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/fathers-4-justice.jpg

Coogar don't get me started. You know this is what i do best.

carefreewannabe:
This was one of the funniest and at the same time most pathetic lines I have ever read here.

You should have seen the virtual pat on the back he got from his buddies. I can only imagine how they sit in front of the screen saying in a forced deep voice to themselves:

"Who is the man? I am the man."

Buhahahaha, meanwhile in other news White men have taken over their lands and destiny.
Unemasculated African men cannot provide a civilization that their women and children can enjoy.
Na men be this? Jesus!

coogar:
the laws of nature has to be followed.
i am assuming you are pretty o. if you are mgbeke, please move to the left.

There is no Nairaland guy on this thread that is finer than I am. I am that confident!

carefreewannabe:


I mean these

https://www.what-the-ish.com/motivational-ish/files/2010/09/MO-17-dollars-gansta-funny.jpg

Lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why do you guys find these pics sef?

carefreewannabe:
To be honest with you, I was thinking to stop posting for some time, I am afraid they will take out the pain and frustration offline on an innocent girl.

What have they got to lose? (Rhetoric question.) Desperados.

I've been here for over 5 years to know that NLder men cannot even kill a cockroach and most are not working.
Don't fret, you might even find out you are taller than them.

Chillisauce:
Abeg, give your boys more dry gin to boost their morals

Chillisauce don't start abeg.

coogar:
if you visit me tonight, you would be going back pregnant.

Buhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Funny!
You see upon all the noise, men still wanna poke.

ileobatojo:

With all the squabbles I engage in here, I have never seen our witch association pat ourselves on the back, give ourselves a high five and go like 'yeah we dealt with men today'. Rotflmao! Na wa o, I did not know that what we have been writing here has been paining a lot of people...

I think we are due for one ultra feminist thread, make I rattle the cage again and again and again, as the chief priestess 'concerned'.

coogar:
i have killed so many witches, God himself gave me an automatic pass through the pearly gates when the last trumpet sounds.

i am balling on earth & i would be balling in heaven.

Who dash you God? You that have not seen the four walls of a church in eons. You think we dunno...
Coogar get ready for my visit tonight.

carefreewannabe:
It must be at page 16 or so.

They even congratulated each other for how they put women in their place online and how they are not scared.

Rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I must have skipped through this.
Awww I pity them.
Our witchcraft must really be working to reduce 'able bodied' 'unemasculated' men to this.

coogar:
if you are the chief priestess, you should know the rest of the crew that come to you for spiritual bath. if i see any of you flying outside my window tonight......i will pistorius una one by one.

Haaa you want to annoy the chief priestess of the esteemed association of coven witches?
Can a mere mortal win over an immortal witch?

FrancisTony:
I be like Christian or female for your eyes? Sise awon omo kekere.
Anyways, a male can't be a feminist but pro-feminist.
By the way, that juggernaut you quoted from Genesis is really amusing how a loving YAHWEH would curse his creations. He's also cursed males; probably christians only excluding me.
I also believe in MOST GRACIOUS GOD, THE CREATOR OF UNIVERSE but not that fabricated jewish myth called Yahweh.

You're a man?

Sophyrocks:
You no dey tire to read all these epistles? My eyes dey pain me sef. Revelations upon revelations, insults upon insults, to what end? The thread is no longer useful na. The thread just dey long dey go.

Don't mind them. At this rate someone will post here I'm 35 years old because I must have written such in the past. Rotflmao!

It's their choice. Women are not helpless victims.

Yes I can.

coogar:
you are one of them.
the chief priestess of all coven witches. you asked me to name names so don't be offended.

Buhaha! It's an honor. Who are the rest?

FrancisTony:
I know the most troublesome one who never fails to brag. Dude always has his head held high whenever he enters any thread.
If he's not bragging about his wealths, it's qualification and how he's well educated plus girls with big ass.

Oh well, I was actually referring to the two madams having words battle as if they are on a rap/poem contest.

Never expected Nigerians in diaspora to be a bloody tribalist.

Rotflmao!
The two madams will kiss and make up soon by God's grace.
For the ones in the UK, tsk tsk Harman Harriet is seriously dealing with them hence the anger.

coogar:




i dunno myself - these are the slangs i have picked up here & there. let's just say they are who an old poster used to call the cabal many moons ago.



miss jackson is basically an old ugly woman. you have seen outkast's video, haven't you?

Lol the cabal! Rotflmao! Coogar name names, remember you told me you were bold and don't fear anybody?
Who make up the list of coven witches aka the cabal?

FrancisTony:
Reading some posts here, makes me wonder if some people are truly living and working in USA!
Many people on this thread appear sad and depressed offline....

Which USA? It is UK o. The most troublesome NLders live in the UK.

coogar:
i am yet to see the so called post.
surely, you guys are just ruffling feathers to give it back to the coven witches. if any of youse have a link to the post, share it. i want to know the obese single mother of 2 with an abusive alcoholic father

i just hope it's not miss jackson - the one with fish oil on her lips.

Who are these coven witches coogar?

thetruthnl:
o yea well as soon as i see a witch crying and bringing it up i shall call mr coog ,its seems the revelation has hit some nerves here.

What are you guys still revealing?

cococandy:
Jesus bia this girl did anybody tell you to submit your Ph.D thesis?

Lol, they say you cannot beat a woman when it comes to 'verbal communication.' Username just proved it. Lol. Na correct thesis!

Ewuro4:
Beatrice babyosisi fûck you fûck you ... You shameless bitch.. Go and bully your sissy kobo less mother .. FÛCK YOU BÎTCH !!
I want to eat.

babyosisi:
It is leprous
Ode
Go school una no go go
You will carry toto to pay bills and call it life
Who cares about your "polymonikering "FB personalities
After defrauding innocent men you come here to boast about it
Didn't you reveal it yourself in your old moniker

How did you people's fight even start sef? Rotflmao!

ileobatojo:
The one that the past posts exposed her hypocrisy, the outcry over the 'digging up' has not still not stopped. Yet here 'we' are, orgasming over the same type of scenario without hypocrisy or involvement from the person in question.

Rotflmao! It's called selective amnesia.

Chineke Username is back. When I'm trying to heal Nairaland men from misogyny! Bloody hell!!!!!!!!!! Rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today na today!

coogar:
feminism is all about protecting the interests of women - or in clearer terms....sisterhood! now, if a woman is being picked on in public by another woman, you would expect the women there to come to the victim's aid to squash the beef.

on NL, there's no such support - loretta wasn't even having a fight or squab on this fateful night. she was being bullied out of nowhere and she never threw back a line of insult to her attacker.

where were you to fight for a defenceless victim? nowhere to be found!

Why do you choose to restrict stepping into an argument to defend someone by feminism? Doesn't make sense to me. When a person is being bullied, I expect both male and female to come to the person's aid. You didn't do anything out of the ordinary. If you choose to define stepping up for women as something only feminism should stand for, that means you are a feminist yourself for standing up for the lady. Coogar the feminist.
Where was I? Probably busy working and studying for exams. Definitely not on NL looking to separate petty squabbles with two stubborn women that can handle themselves.

i don't care what i am called.
i get no awards or funds for whatever happens here. my mission is just to get under people's skins when i am up to it. at the end of the day, who do i know here? who will i ever meet here?

You bullies should stop spoiling threads for us, jare.

coogar:
mutter just used her class & grace to ward off her attackers and she got applauded for it. that is not to say she wasn't hurt by what her fellow women said to her.

there are lambs here quite alright......
it's just that over time, they become wolves themselves cos when you keep quiet here, you become easy targets for these frustrated old hags.

i remember when mgbeketoto attacked loretta & said some nasty things about her new marriage. none of these brain dead bimbos championing feminism could defend loretta. they all went quiet like timid rats. who did? saint coogar! even with that, they still say i am a misogynist.

What does two women fighting on NL have to do with feminism? I don't get it. Is feminism about settling petty squabbles on NL? Rotflmao.
You guys just choose to define feminism with anything that is anti what you think. Someone like Osisi now is not even a feminist. She believes in submission.
And I thought being a misogynist was a thing of pride these days. You don't like being called one?

chibic:
Why are all these women peeing on their panties? I thought they were the ones throwing insults anyhow before? Now they wan play victims and blame the men who attacked back.
Where were you all when sirshymex was accused of being behind thetruthnl handle? He reponded and women are playing victims.lololol

Because he is also guilty of the same offense of accusing people of what they are not. So I will not step in when he's being accused.

coogar:
but thetruthnl has also claimed everything he knows were excerpted from old posts of the posters. it's the same ish. light disses can be thrown here and there when 2 militants are at it. however, to attack mutter like you did when she's never fought anyone is an act of bullying.

that was why i destroyed that hypocrite called aisha. she's a 2-faced hyena and if i am a coward, i would have used a ghost moniker to talk sense to her. i don't fear anyone here. if i notice any sort of bullying, i try to protect the lambs from the wolves.



you will never see me attack a lamb......
the only time i don't fight fair is when i see a wolf deliberately attacking a lamb that is minding his/her business.

as per digging posts, it's allowed - as long as both parties(miltants) are cool with it. i particularly didn't like what osisi did to mutter and i called her out on it like a gentleman that i am. i even told her to send her a private apology.

what's not to like about me? how exactly do i have the same feather colour as babyosisi? babyosisi is from arochukwu, i am from ituku ozalla. ask osisi to pronounce parallelogram and all hell would break loose.

I don't see any saint or lamb in this mix. Everyone defended themselves appropriately. Even mutter defended herself.
All of you are bullies. And when your egos are crushed, other decent Nlders (like myself ) would have to listen to your whining.
As for parallelogram, hahaha inside joke

thetruthnl:
It is,they have made it so and so shall it be.we will all keep trolling until we get ban and comeback again and the circle continues. we shall know who troll best.aren't they here displaying their madness since time immemorial and when someone does they cry blue murder?nah lets keep trolling.

Is it worth it?

thetruthnl:
and the old 24h witches of NL are here,why won't we know about your life when you don't have any?how much is there to know when someone spend everyday,morning and night on NL?even a 2 years old can decipher a jobless cunt and borred housewife to an ugly single frustrated bitc.th
what is this?association of witches or what.even those who are not called coming out to drop some words of "wisdom",NL i am not right to say that they are jobless and useless.some have made their husbands slave for them while they sit at home browsing NL.when you are single,ugly and old where else will you pass time?s.e.un thank you for liberation.and for those talking about creating new handle,give itn up already it's becoming boring the koko of the matter here is that i am thetruthnl and i say the truth,and knows the truth.I don't go dig up,the useless sluts reveal things themselves.they bored,what else?

It's not that serious.