TarOrfeeek:
I remember watching the wedding ceremony of these people as a child.

I actually asked myself then, why would a young pretty woman marry someone as short, ugly and unattractive as JA.

Well silly me. It was the money. It is the money. It will forever be about the money.

Now Stand up comedy is obsolete. JA has literally no source of income. And guess what, she just suddenly realised that JA is a fool.

Or that he was unfaithful while sick. Or some other flimsy excuse. But you woke up, wore white gown and swore with a bible to be with him through it all.

Young men. I don't know what to say, but you can't ever be actually loved. Maybe your mother will try.

But that's just about it. TFU this woman sha

I need to host you to a drink if you are based in Lagos. More wisdom to your brain bro

StilmaVsBorn2w:
Update:

Sorry my people I asked for financial assistance.
am at her fathers compound presently,. I know everything will fall in place.
God works in mysterious ways, thank you all for your comments.
once again thank you

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/7102223/want-me-marry-corpse-refused

May God bless you and give you peace. Just like i said in the previous post. Its nothing out of ordinary. Just do the needful and move on

Thamesbridge:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q0HzB4-ylE
Lokoja is a city in Nigeria. It lies at the confluence of the Niger and Benue rivers and is the capital of Kogi State.

While the Oworo, Bassa Nge and Nupe are indigenous to the area, other ethnic groups of Nigeria, including the Kupa-Nupe, Hausa, Ebira, Igala, Igbo, Bini/Edo, and Tiv have recently established themselves. Projected to be the third fastest growing African continent city between 2020 and 2025, with a 5.93% growth. 

it's was listed a second class township by the 1917 township ordinance of the colonial administration. This shows that Lokoja is a old city.

Dear Op, place your hands on your head and repeat after me. Lord , open my eyes of understanding to differnciate mediocrity from what i deserve.


Haba!!! Even if you never travel outsite the country, shey you no dey watch film ni. This is not what we deserve. What you just showed us looks like a scene from an epic movies. Nigerians need to start asking the leaders the right questions.

FutureIsFemale:
Cutie welcome to the world. May you be shield from evil IJN.
May your father, your brothers and all the males around you not be your worse nightmare IJN.

This CR was once accused of rape if I'm not mistaken.

Try reason straight for once, bleeding gender

FutureIsFemale:
Men are dogs. Bunch of useless rapists. Deal with it.

plus your dad shey?

Solofresh2:
There is course mate of mine. We were close friends in school. So there is this day she followed me to my home (because I don't live in the hostel, I rented an apartment outside), I was so hungry so she decided to cook for me. After we finished eating, one thing led to the other and we had sex. This girl is in her early twenties just like me.

Since that day, she never lets me rest. We have been having sex and she told me she has a boyfriend. She comes to my house and we always end up having sex all the time. I have told her enough is enough but she keeps coming. I use protection though.

I blamed myself for letting her know my place
How can I discard this girl totally because as long as she comes, I will keep sleeping with her.

Your glory is gradually tending towards 15 megabyte. You both should face your studies

says a man who cannot tame just one wife. No wonder the wife left him

FutureIsFemale:
Actually, what she said about men being dogs already is the truth. But for sleeping with dogs, that's her life and her business.

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Islandlady and MadamVanessa you guys should stop jumping on the threads I create. I hate fake people. I hate people who are not proud of their gender. Why do you guys chose to use female accounts to access Nairaland? You guys better go to romance section and play because that's where you guys belong.

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MadamVanessa here you are condemning someone. And you forgot so soon that you came here to tell us you had threesom with a married man (though we all know you are not a female).
You claim you speak up against evil. Same you who supported Judy for snatching someone's husband.

See ehn I am not saying you are a male simply because you fight my opinion.

You are not the only one here who fights my opinion. Ishilove does and I never for once said she is a male.

You and Islandlady are males and you guys should be proud of your gender.

There are many factors I used in knowing that you are not a female.

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Meanwhile, behold our next president.

Copy what you just typed here and send to your dad. Lets wait for his reaction. Incase you have boyfriend/fiance/spouse and brothers, forward the message to them

StilmaVsBorn2w:
Back then when my mom was warning me not to go that far when our relationship started She kept on insisting I should go for the girls in my tribe, I thought she was just been a tribalist bigot. If only I had listened

She bore me a son, he's 3years now... though her people knows me well from normal visitation..but I haven't been able to pay her bride price yet due to the hardship this regime has on us. life happened, unfortunately she got sick since February, ever since then from one hospital to another..I took several loans from people for hospital bills to the point of me looking sick myself.so sad for us we lost her last night.

I informed her elder brother who knows about all thats happening, he called me back this morning to tell me that his people told me to be prepared to marry her corpse. He went further and said if I don't pay her bride price, my boy will be taken from me and I should be ready to withstand the consequences.
I was surprised, I called for the burial arrangements not for a marriage ceremony

I blantly told him, I won't, why would I get married to her corpse. He was angry and cut the call on me.

Am more concerned about my son, please lawyer's in the house do they have any right to take my son away from me?
Even if they do am ready to give it to them, but spending money to Marry her corpse I will not.

I only brought this here, if had chance for my son whose still in my custody.

wisdom dictates you call your woman's people and have dialogue with them. As harsh as the custom sounds, it doesnt mean so much, just a normal tradition that wont hurt you. Just do the needful and get over and done with them. Its as simple as doing the burial. Just fix the two same day and get ur son. Thatz all

2dice01:
Yul Edochie own this freaking week

Lekki dog/babe is contesting headline with Yul this week

pacespot:


I tell you, this particular railway network should be used as a driver to link all South West states to Lagos if Yoruba governors know what they are doing.

They are just clueless with no biz sense

Sominablack:
Greeting Nairalanders,
My wifes attitude has been unbecoming, disrespectful, avoiding intimacy for months, insultive and always playing the silent treatment which I have learnt to ignore. Her mum visited and confirmed these attitude, she did counsel and advised her to change yet she was reluctant and stated she dont want to continue being a wife that she has lost love and feelings for me because I want things to be done decently and in order in my family which she is opposed to. Having observed this her mum left angrily and told the matter to her husband to confirm some of the issues of my wifes behaviour which I had stressed on and as a result had a family meeting with her family since I was invited not long ago.

Now with the attitude still being displayed by her, her dad asked me to come down to the village by next week so the issue will be discussed in their larger family so that my wife would come and explain to them why she is behaving the way she is doing, but not up to three months we had a meeting and now this one billed for next week again.I dont feel like honouring the meeting because I have done my best to follow peace even though I cannot fathom where I am at fault. At this juncture what do I do?

Just Yul-Edochie her

That Lekki is ,45 mins okada ride to Ondo state, but the govt of Ondo and Ogun are not smart enough to tap into that to develop their region. You can live in ondo and work in Lagos, Arive in Less than an hour. They should build the road network to accelerate development in that place. Real estates can grow there, people can build better houses with lawns instead of the choking kinda accomodation obtainable here in Lagos. Our mumu never do

powerfulguy:

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/03/breaking-2023-pdp-presidential-primary-holds-in-may/

One of my school mates from FUTA is contesting for presidency......make una use endsars energy vote am oo, his name is Ayoola Falola.

The party is PDP

SandraIkuboR:
I'm the chick he bought the house for

So,it got to nairaland....Wow

Come show love oooo, no mind haters...throw party make we groove

iamogunlowo:
Man spends heavily for his side chick.



https://mobile.twitter.com/JustKingss/status/1503360294629826567

Gbeborun...who ask you?

when are we going to recognise Biafra nah... union should be by choice

Alusiizizi:
You paid what? You mean the money that you begged from people online. Be more precise in your words.

Oh, and here is some rap that Davido can put in his next album, a little help from me to boost his ailing career.

E-Begger 4 real.
I dey dream of big lambo
No moni for bank o
Man piikin wan formulate
Make ashi con congregate
Na im I reason say

chorus
E-Begger 4 real
Broke nigga de feel
Formulate am by force
Big boy na must.

lemmie take it that you are just doing comedy. The money he collected was 200M , he added 50M and donated alll. Other muscians try that stunts dem no see reach ₦1M, ask p-square how far?

David is big and u cant deny that

Forofeto:
I have two brothers in Ukraine. One went to study. The other got a contract work he was doing there. We've been heavily scared for their lives. Recently they were able to leave the country through an underground tunnel. God saved us from sorrow and mourning. Please NLers join me to appreciate God.

which underground tunnel ooo?

Craigbrown4076:
Now don't laugh this off. This is a rather serious comparison as it's my first time in Lagos and as such my first time on the Island.

According to the topic, I will like readers especially those who reside in Lagos to share their opinions as to which of these major residential areas in Lagos is actually more value for money.

I've lived in the Ajah axis of Lagos Island for about 7 months and I can confidently tell you that I will not advise any newcomer to pay rent to live here. Electricity is bad, water is terrible, roads are bad too and for those who commute the Lekki-Epe express road daily know how hellish it can be when there is a surge in traffic.

Tbh, most people living on the island are suffering and smiling, even those who you think are well to do are having it worse.

I'm considering moving away from the Island and finding a serene environment on the mainland to live in. I heard that Magodo/Berger area is true, please how true is this? I will like readers who reside in Lagos to share their thoughts on other serene environments one can live in where one can get good basic amenities. This will definitely help other people as well. Thanks.

If you get small change and u want to live a meaningful life with peace of mind, try Gowon extension/Gemade estate, Egbeda.
If you have car and work on the island, you will get value for your money and live a decent life

which kain camera work be this? inspection without safety? no helmet, who wears white to construction site Nigerians are dumb sha to believe and hail this gimmicks

Nacoss25:
My marriage of 10 months is gradually crashing.

I and my wife had some issues 2 weeks ago and she ran away from the house to her parents and now the parents are denying me from seeing her while from my investigation and information gathered she connived with her family to go into hiding.

The marriage is 91% gone. Seems you've treated her badly over time or miscommunication somewhere along the line.

The solution is this, report the case to marriage committee of your church. They will invite her and the parents, then u apologize and both of you will be counselled on how to go about the union and if she says its over.... dont drag, learn from ur errors and move on.

XXXXTENTACION:
Men the fight won't be fair... To make it fair lets match Joe Biden vs Vladmir Putin in a hand to hand combat and see who wins...

Is this not the easiest way to recognize devil advocate... so you plan na to kill Biden .... Bidemi wey we still dey manage small small

Truvelisback:
None of these countries can face Russia one on one.

Forget overhyped russia, ordinary ukraine dey deal with them. U.k alone will level Russia

gurujoe:
South East and South South are blessed I can't say anything about other zones

yea....because u are a bigot...africa is the best blessed among the continents...Every aspect/Zone and parts of Nigeria is richly blessed

dettolgel:
Igbos keep lying to yourself. He who controls critical infrastructure controls all. As it stands today Igbo traders are at the mercy of Yoruba and Fulani they can wake up any day and move the goal post.

which kain missile be this nah...cant u allow igbos to chestbeat in peace

hisexcellency34:


https://independent.ng/millions-of-nigerians-displaced-due-to-loss-of-livelihood-uk-group/

these oyinbos are jobless and dem don chop belleful to dey carry yeye placard on naija case...who send them?

Competence5050:
The APC and the lifeless Tinubu and m.buaria pushed everything to Lagos bcoz of the hatred they have for the south south people...

wetin concern south south with this now? abeg being online doesnt mean u should suspend the use of sense nah... It was build by a private company in partnership with Lagos, shey dem say make una leaders no get initiative ni?

Lummydee1998:

You’re so dumb to say youth protested on their behalf .... People u protested on their behalf and civilians were eating their body raw at iwo road ... you protested on their behalf but police stations were burnt down .. you protested on their behalf and weapons were carted away... Receive sense in Jesus Name

Na you need sense, one of the major point demand for the protest was improved police welfare. Those burning stations are hoodlums who had no clue of what the protest was about. try dey read before you come online to advertise your ignorance. We all crave to better police welfare and re orientation of our officers , they deserve good life and to be respected

Revolution2022:
Protest is a crime.Those policemen will be shot.

If they survive, they should be shot again, youths protested on their behalf yet they are too daft to understand, they were busy harrasing the youths

Aonkuuse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLNV6ek1xF4



Source: https://salemgists.com/security-officer-weeps-and-begs-after-his-superior-caught-him-collecting-bribe-from-motorists-video/

i think we are really misusing the word "bribe" , its simply extortion or robbery when u are forced to give out money for no offence comitted

Hashabiah:

Ehn ehn....just imagine . The land is now filled with another fresh batch of gun-wielding kids who have been dehumanized to follow the dictates of radical Islam. But I'm not surprised. Afterall , this what happens when parents give birth to too many children and can't keep proper tabs on them.

And instead of our useless government putting an end to terrorism, they're busy implementing senseless subsidies that can't even elevate the situation of the average Nigerian. May God punish Buhari and his band of misfits

Now people will understand why GEJ created almajiri schools and try to build as much schools as possible in the North