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Hi, i have my B sc in Accounting. My dreams are porous. I 'd love to go for my masters. I also wish to become a professional accountant. Between ACCA, ANAN, and ICAN, which should i go for? Even i don't know how to convince my people the best of them.

Ecoterrorist:
buhari is a tyrant and a dictator who is after anyone who criticise him. The goat has fled to US to do medicalcheck up under the guise of nuclear summit when Nigeria dont even have Uranium talk more of a nuclear plant.

buhari plans will fail because is a known failure and olodo

Lol

This guy? He too love him girl no be small. Loved all his PDA photos on FB. Trolls, na una sabi!

Nah! Urine? This how i was told to but urine in my eyes when i caught appollo. Nah again

Lol! I can't stop laughing.9 cubes of Maggi?This reminds me of how i used to send cooking details for my boyfriend while he traveled outside Nigeria. Your bea ran away Lol

Xionez:
Its actually Porting.
You will have to visit the nearest Glo center, fill some forms and your number will be migrated to Glo within 3days tops.

Make sure u check if there is 3G network in your favourite spot/work/place to enjoy your data. Get a GLO sim and check or if you are savvy with your phone, change your network to 3G only. On your phone, go through your Settings till you see "Mobile Networks" then tap and enter "Network Operators"
Then tap search all networks or do a manual search for networks.
All the available networks using 3G will come up. If Glo is there, good!. Repeat manual search in different areas of your home and make sure Glo comes up each and every time.
If it does, then you can get a Glo SIM or you port.

If u need more pointers, let me know.

*777# is the code on Glo that list all their plans

Thank you

This movie "brave" made me to cry so much. Love conquers

This movie "brave" made me to cry so much.

Slimzjoe:
Why did that N!gga Drink Sniper By the way?

To Anyone out there who thinks Suicide is the Way out, You're So Wrong! Nobody has any idea What The other Side of Life holds For us.

Keep Calm and Strive On till Death Takes You.

Thank you so much for this piece

I have tried no sex for one year now. Honestly, it is not easy. Determination is the key. Though the thought comes once i remember what its like. I think it depends on some ladies.I will work more hard to keep my womanly fresh for the man i will marry. I will say self discipline.Although I get offended when my girlfriends think it can't be done

Xionez:
Rubbish.
Me do Airtel dataplan...with their double billing...i dey mad?
I have screenshots to prove their double billing.
3GB is actually 1.48GB.
4.5GB is actually 3.71GB.

You wouldnt know until you keep an eye out for it. They dont start their scams until later on. I did both plans and i regreted it.
Glo N1000 for 1.5GB all the way joor. U get what u pay for, no stress and its the cheapest for more. Just make sure 3G dey even if its 2 bars.

The only plan i can do is their Time Based plan...nothing more. Most of their promo is for the ineligible lot...and i have been using this same SIM as my main line.




Please if u want to prove me wrong, upload a screenshot.

please whats the code? I want to migrate from airtel to Glo

;DSweet Jesus

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Just because a female suicide bomber claimed she was one of the abducted chibok girls, they now want to cover it up with blames on the ex president. Pls rescue this girls as was promised before the elections. I pity their parents.

LazyGoat:
. . Thank you ma!

You are welcome

If you meet a beautiful woman, marry her. She was also created by God whom the prophet teaches about. Exempt yourself from those cases you saw on TV. That's what a true believer does. Meanwhile, beauty is only in the heart and not body.

Why do you think of suicide? Ndu bu Aku! I don't blame you for being frustrated.As others adviced, exercise to build muscles around the area. Pls do not take your life.

Yummyy! I have always wanted to make this pizza but i don't know where to get these cheese. Tried to make it on my own, it unfortunately didn't turn out well.

I wish her luck in her endeavours. Pray God gives us kids that will love to achieve alot on their own. Amen

The way am scared of HIV ehh, this one even knows and wants to use condom. Ladies, if you open your laps because of #10,000 and later in life,you are in the position to dash someone #20000 for free without nothing in return you will feel disgusted with your life. This thought has really been putting me in check my whole life.

Nelkoko:
THE shoe buhari will use in matching out 2019

Buy Naija. With this your product, Nigeria will be great again. You deserve national award.

Whenever i try to believe in this country, they keep giving me reasons not to. Where is Biafra

aresa:
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Duuring PDP's 16 year rule, was Nigeria ruled under APC manifesto or PDP manifesto?

Was Nigeria ruled based on APC policies and programs?

Was Nigeria ruled under APC economic and social policies?

Were OBJ, YARADUA and GEJ ministers were appointed by APC president that never existed?

Were heads of the law enforcement and anti corruption agencies appointed by the APC or PMB?

Was Dasuki appointed by the PAC or PMB?

Was the Nigerian Navy handed over to Tompolo by the APC or PMB?

Was looted and drained NIMASSA handed over to looters by PMB or GEJ?

Was billions handed over to looters for spiritual prayers by PMB or GEJ?

Who approved arms funds Dasuki shared with PDP looters? PMB or GEJ?

Who made billions of dollars from from high oil priced for 5 years but looted everything with nothing to show and even still borrowed to pay salaries? PDP or APC?

Who looked the other way while the NNPC looted and did dirt with our money?


I can go on and on till next year, but why bother....


1. Now under APC, APC programs, APC policies, APC anti corruption policies, we don't have looters running around looting and stealing, FG accounts are unitary and not thousands all over the place making room for looting and stealing.

2. Today, we found out that N7 billion was recovered from GEJ's looters with many more billions to follow

3. TSA account is at N3 trillion and overflowing with money, money that was nowhere to be found under GEJ and PDP.

4. Our foreign reserve is no longer bleading, it's actually growing ..

5. Our ECA is getting replenished the first time since june last year

6. No more sending armored vans to the CBN to loot our funds in the middle of the night

7. No more BH taking over or planting their terrorists flags all over the place

8. Our galant men and women in uniform are no longer running from BH because of low moral and poor or no weapons to fight with because GEJ and his looters stole and shared their money

9. Our agencies are making and remitting huge and record amount of funds into the Federal account...


We are doing all the wonderful things above with the so called APC or former PDP members you listed

The question now is, why are we achieving and gaining with the same APC and former PDP members under this APC government?

Shouldn't it eve the looting and stealing be worse and in overdrive today?



You see how silly, ignorant, thoughtless and unintelligent your primary school thinking and logic is?


Fool yourself and your mentally warped and corrupt minds all you can, but you can not fool us or re write your odious and corrupt history or even insult our collective intelligence with your absurdities...

Stop using party to deceive Nigerians. Arrest those in APC that stole money using PDP manifestoes.

Tiskified:
DISCLAIMER: This post is a my reflection on a currency devaluation. It is not meant to be a defense of or a rejection of a decision to devalue. Note also that this post is not political in nature. Just my thoughts.

Where a country operates a fixed exchange rate syatem like we do in Nigeria, devaluation as a monetary policy would involve reducing the value of the Naira with respect to those goods, services or other monetary units with which the naira can be exchanged. When we devalue our currency, we officially lower its value versus other currencies in a fixed exchange rate system that is the monetary authority (the CBN) formally sets a new fixed rate with respect to a foreign reference currency (in this case the dollar)

A devaluation means that the value of the Naira falls. Nigerians will find imports and foreign travel more expensive. However domestic exports will benefit from their exports becoming cheaper.

Herein lies the crux of the matter.

A weakened currency is only valuable if we EXPORT!

Advantages of devaluation

1. Exports become cheaper and more competitive to foreign buyers. This provides a boost for domestic demand and could lead to job creation in the export sector.
2. Higher level of exports should in theory lead to an improvement in the current account deficit. This is important if the country has a large current account deficit due to a lack of competitiveness.

3. Higher exports and aggregate demand (AD) can lead to higher rates of economic growth.

Disadvantages of devaluation

1. Is likely to cause inflation because:

Imports more expensive (any imported good or raw material will increase in price)

Aggregate Demand increases causing demand pull inflation.

Firms / exporters have less incentive to cut costs because they can rely on the devaluation to improve competitiveness. The concern is in the long-term devaluation may lead to lower productivity because of the decline in incentives.

2. Reduces the purchasing power of citizens abroad. e.g. more expensive to go on holiday abroad.

3. A large and rapid devaluation may scare off international investors. It makes investors less willing to hold government debt because it is effectively reducing the value of their holdings.

4. If consumers have debts, e.g. mortgages in foreign currency – after a devaluation they will see a sharp rise in the cost of their debt repayments. This occurred in Hungary when many had taken out a mortgage in foreign currency.

In summary devaluation of a currency is not a task to be taken lightly. If we stimulate exports properly then it MAY be beneficial in the long run. But just devaluing for the sake of having the dollar more readily available is a reckless economic endeavour.

In my opinion, your analysis is accepted. Nigeria has just been a country existing without a tangible means for long. Nothing to export and can't even produce much for her comfort. The system has never worked. Part of the reasons i wanted the country to be divided. Although, the country could benefit so much if together, there are no plans for development. In contest to the your comment, i do not support the devaluation of naira because it is not a long term plan for development. The only problem i have is that improving local production might not even work in 10 years time because of our leaders non challant attitude towards improved development. Maybe the so called change might be positive. if so, it is welcomed. The country might not really produce everything but shouldn't import everything. Even the imported goods were over priced and our pricing commission could not revert it because imported goods still incurs much expenses in terms of duties. We have been paying more for some substandard goods. If we devalue, things will be officially more expensive for an average Nigerian.If this country truely wants to change things for the future, local production should be encouraged, quality goods should be produced, our pricing system should live up to its role, by this, employment will be created for the growing population, we will be able to export some goods to atleast African countries and watching our goods being craved for from other continents. If the country truely wishes to grow o. If not, i will wish for Biafra the more.

franciskaine:
Whr are the management experts? From my basic knowledge, I think incorporation simply means when a biz gets legal approval to start operation from the Corporate Affairs Commission. On the other hand, year of establishment means the actual year the biz starts its operation. For instance, a biz might get its approval in 2015 and begin its actual operation in 2016.

This is the best definition.But it might be established and incorporated the same time.

I believe Tb joshua the more. He said this during the 31st night new year eve service.

enm:
Hmm becareful of the type of advice you choose here if not you are on your own oooh.

Some people will say you make mistake marrying into a family you are not welcome into but i don't think that's the case. You were on good terms with the sisters and everything was smooth sailing between you and them until the omogwo issue rear it head.

your handling of the omogwo issue is not it at all. Put yourself in your MIL shoes and tell me how you will feel. Your mother in law attitude is not because she hate you, is just that she has some issue with your tribe or her son marrying from another tribe.

Anyway sha no need crying over spilled milk. Continue being a good wife to your husband and good daughter in law. Call or text her and your sister in law, they respond or not just don't stop. Don't allow hatred toward them. Seek you mother in law out and seek for her forgiveness on the omogwo issue. Forgive yourself and forgive them and leave the rest to God in prayer.

Why leave the rest to God? Because He is the originator, designer, builder and perfectionist of marriage. God is still in the business of making good and enjoyable marriage.

I tell you 3 month will be too much to see changes if you can follow advice and there is a film tittled WAR ROOM, watch it and apply the principles taught in that film to your marriage and other life issues..

Choose wise.

I love your advice to her. I wish to get married to my best friend some day. This MIL issue i believe should be handled with love. She will not die if she apologised and beg for them to relate well. Leave the rest to God. The only thing is that we let Ego overshadow peace.

agarawu23:
abeggi !!!
Na this same grammar faith dey speak till she fvcked my two friends

And that is your own faith

agarawu23:
should that be the case, 4months its too early to hook a Lady. Take your time to deal with her first.

Bro, your ring doesn't mean she can't fvck other guys.

She can't if she doesn't want to. Don't generalise women. Didn't you come across logic and philosophy in any way?

agarawu23:
why did you quickly came into conclusion that was where she contacted it from ? [size=15pt]do not trust ladies[/size], its one of the 10 commandment but God forget to put am.

Questions for u.
1. Since both of you have been together for 4 years, have u guys been having sex without or with protection ? I know the answer already and that made u rushed to the hospital to know your status.

2. When did she join the make up business? , is it after you guys didn't meet close to a months cos that space might be little but unexpected things can happen between that period. Who knows if she had a quickie with another guy

3. Do u ever think this might even be a 'test' from her. Cos I respect her boldness for telling u the real result of her HIV test. Is the doctor yours or hers?

4. Can you marry a HIV positive lady?

You still need to go for another HIV test weeks later to be sure you are negative abi you no nack her after you guys haven't seen each other close to month?

HIV/AIDS is real. Always use CONDOM, e no cost na #50

Exactly what i wanted to ask. Go for the test again with her. HIV is real. But here, you need to be more of support to her if she truely was. This is why its good to hold yourself and be careful.