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I just looooooooooooooooveeeeeee this babe!
Go baby go baby gooooooooo!

Shollypopz: For all those saying he is broadcasting his works, Trust me when I say the only thing you get to hear is 1/100 of what he gives to the poor, crippled, widows/widowers, orphans.

I mean y'all, that guy doesn't have a personal account. #FACT!! I don't know if he is a God's messenger or na juju power he dey use. But I know it's either the requirement for his powers was to give cos that guy gives. Gosh, y'all don't understand when I say that guy gives!! No pastor, no church in Nigeria can come out and say they give quater as much as the Synagogue church. I don't mind u saying shit about the man of God, but before u talk trash, do ur research!

Do you think he knows a thread was created on NL about this?? The guy is too busy serving the poor, all u supposed Christians should start doing what the bible asks of u. Nowadays we are settling for a Christianity that revolves around catering to ourselves when the central message of Christianity is actually abandoning ourselves.

Why are you so sure he does not have a personal account?? Are you by any means his personal assistant?? Please how else can you be so sure about how he lives his personal life??

Shollypopz: For all those saying he is broadcasting his works, Trust me when I say the only thing you get to hear is 1/100 of what he gives to the poor, crippled, widows/widowers, orphans.

I mean y'all, that guy doesn't have a personal account. #FACT!! I don't know if he is a God's messenger or na juju power he dey use. But I know it's either the requirement for his powers was to give cos that guy gives. Gosh, y'all don't understand when I say that guy gives!! No pastor, no church in Nigeria can come out and say they give quater as much as the Synagogue church. I don't mind u saying shit about the man of God, but before u talk trash, do ur research!

Do you think he knows a thread was created on NL about this?? The guy is too busy serving the poor, all u supposed Christians should start doing what the bible asks of u. Nowadays we are settling for a Christianity that revolves around catering to ourselves when the central message of Christianity is actually abandoning ourselves.

Why are you so sure he does not have a personal account?? Are you by any means his personal assistant?? Please how else can you be so sure about how he lives his personal life??

ehie: @sweet lemon god forbid that i try to explain my life to u, i dont live for you neither would i need ur certification to exist,however since u have dwcided to follow ur doctrine,i will seek to share certain truths.one,love ur neigbour as ur self,neigbour means friends,passebys etc,two giving toi the poor is lending to god,three,keep the scriptures in ur heart so as to meditate by it day and nigh,four,you are nothing,if u do not serve god or listen to his voice,he can raise up stones to take ur place,five,god is in every man,so treat people as u would treat god,six,beware of false prophet who teach self love and greed,i have done my part

You are so blinded by self-righteousness that you cannot understand that my point is not that you shouldn't show love or assist the needy. MY POINT IS THAT YOU DO IT WITHOUT BLOWING THOSE DEAFENING TRUMPETS!!! #smh

ehie: am not looking for a reward,because if i was, you would not hear the end of it,however jesus made a statement,love ur neigbour as u love ur self,that man unemployed,do you remember how it was not to be sure of the next meal,give him a little,sometimes god puts us tru hell so that we always remember how it felt,and so that we have emphathy

What I mean by recieving your reward is that heaven no longer recognizes your labour of love. That makes your efforts useless. Trust me!

Youngzedd: Even if he didn't announce it publicly, the beneficiaries will, journalists are every where.
So there is no way it mustn't be revealed.

When Jesus healed a blind man, the man went into the village and broadcasted everything.
Just like those that bought jet, they may not know that the news will spread all over the world.

Am not a fan of T.B Joshua but He surprised me.
More greese to ur elbow @T.B Joshua.

If he's a true man of God, He would SERIOUSLY warn all his beneficiaries to keep mum neither will he give/make donations with jounalists and paparazzi around. #smh
Wow! Some Nigerians ehn! Tufia kwa @ this high level of gullibility!

Delafruita: lemon plus,mama blue........take your time.i am not even a christian.in my opinion,religion is worse than war.irrespective of my beef against religion,methinks the man does great stuff.this isnt just a one-off occurence.hez been doing it for many years.however, it amazes me that the man gets criticized by so-called christians while the charlatans who prefer to globetrot in private jets get the respect they dont deserve

And in your restricted mind, those other pastors don't give because they do not air it on T.V ba??
O ma se o!

ehie: you have no clue,i give to the crippled boy i see everyday when i come home,he has one leg and one hand,but he stands there for hours,always smiling,always happyhe is a muslim too,will god reject my giving becos oof his religion,i dont know,but i know in my bible giving to the pooris lending to god,read proverbs,i could shars my whole salary to those in need,because i know how it feels,u have no idea

By telling this to the world believe me, you ve already received your reward.
All you needed to do to reply was say a "Yes" or "No" instead of telling us something that's s'pposed to be btw you and God.

emusmith: They are many here oh...

Na real wa o! I wonder why they are so desperate! Kai!
*blood of Jesus!

Delafruita: at least he doesnt slap them

Another desperate agent

Is this not the same church where young children are made to publicly confess that they are witches and wizards. It beats me as to how some people will just assume that just because other pastors do not publicize their good deeds, some low IQed Nigerians will think that they do not give. In my own chirch, it is a taboo for a worker to publicly annouce his/her good deeds, talkless of a pastor! It has now become so clear that there are desperate synagogue agents on nairaland. And I just wonder why they are so desperate in trying to tarnish the image of others so that they can polish the image of the pastor. As in EVERY single "good deed" of the pastor is publshed. Haba!!!!!! Iv never seen this kind of desperation in all my life!!!
#smh @ the pathetic gullibility of some Nigerians.

Elueme: The president did remarkably well today. The composure and articulation in today's chat is commendable.. My verdict!

Abeg no vex o! But is it composure and articulation that will put food on my table and remove the queues @ the filling staions??

maclatunji: Read about torture and painless death. It's a shame that "lower animals" understand these concepts by default a. k. a. "instinct", some of we humans don't.

This guy u are funny o!
Have u ever seen how a snake squeezes the life out of it's prey before swallowing? And who told you that lions, tigers, etc. Kill "painlessly" u really need to pay a personal visit to the jungle!

BlackBaron: That sounds like what psychopaths do. WTF!

Abeg abeg! U guys should take it easy on this girl. Shooo! Na ordinary rat she kill nau! Haba! Abeg, this na Naija and nit U.K where animals who have no use whatsoever have rights. Ok?
#rolls eyes
Psychopath ko psychologist ni!

My older sister has breast fed 3 babies and her breasts are still as eye catching as ever so I don't get what some people are rambling here

pfii: U sound lazy already.....u can't even wait to get fired so that u can spend ur wife's money.......Shioooorrr kelebe

#double high fives!

2buff: You sound real bitter. So you and your hubby work, and he goes through a brief transitionary period of no work and you start treating him like poo just because?
So when he gets back in, are you going to start giving him crocodile smile afterwards?

Obviously you didn't read AND comprehend my post well, hence your reply.

zeefa: Madam Sweetlemon! Sa e de pain u ni, sa my wife dey count £! O ga o
4 your information! I used my cool cash to send her to school and I brought her up to this stage. It will be an agreement between the 2 of us 2 manage stuffz coming out of her cos even right now, I still pay our bills without allowing her do anything apart from tessco shopping anytime she feels like. So madam sweetlemon, if u and ur hubby go in a different way apart from our own method, good 4 u people! I trained my own wiffy with by hard earned money! And go and ask ao much Masters in Public health is in d Uk. So if u dnt kw ao 2 read and understand my comment pls do keep quiet. People like u end up being an selfish house help who sees no reason 2 assist their husband when in need. For your information! I have a gud job dat pays and just recently I got her a nice car with full option for her comfort with my own cash! So sister too kw! E lo gbe enu yin fun alagbafo! Go n give ur mouth to laundry for quick wash abeg! And again u nid 2 understand she is not my girlfriend but my wife! So we can choose 2 assist eachother when need arise

And so what if you sent her to school? How are we even sure that you are saying the truth and not just talking to save face cos I can see your so defensive here??
Besides, I'm not against wives helping their husbands, I'm just saying that you shouldn't feel too comfortable with it but make sure you work hard enough to get back on your feet. I'm saying that you shouldn't even be telling yourself "my wife is rich so no wahala" cos that will make you reduce your productivity. Now I hope you get my point

steffans: Seems u don't have a plan C?
Use d Pounds and ur Naira....develope a Biznss and dnt brag abut wat isn't urs....
#my2cents

#High five!

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zeefa: 4 me o! Am a professional, and I kw its a matter of time 2 get another work! Besides, my wife will b my backup @ such period cos she has a gud job that could atleast take care of the period of hunting for another one! Na pounds my wiffy de count no b Naira! So no yawa!

If a lady had written this, she would have been called a lazy ass gold digger. Like seriously where have men of today dropped their pride? It's now so bad that you now actually allow yourselves the leisure of seeing your wives and even girlfriends' money as a soft landing spot for your lazy asses to comfortably sit on instead of getting yourselves to work hard to get back on your feet again!!!!
Oma se o!

azimibraun: Confusion!! Confusion!! Confusion!!
I hv never bin more afraid than I am nw of Nigeria.. While Boko is wasting lives swiftly up north, else wia in d country d slightest allegation/accusation of theft, molestation or witchcraft is one gruesome beaten and burning alive death for u. I am very scared honestly. Horrifyin/gruesome death is very handy in naija nw. Mob jungle justice scares d shit out of me more than a boko bomb.God change my folks for good pls sir.

My dear, u just spoke my mind. Being a victim of ALUU 4 is much worse than a bomb!

packman: TEACHER ANIMALISTIC CREATURE

Yeah I can see we were right. EVERYTHING embarrasses you!

speechless!

lagerwhenindoubt: My Top 5 Embarrassing Moments in a banking hall
1: Entering a chilly banking without going to the gents when you felt like it. caught me once and when I got to the gents, there was someone already there. had to bust open the female bathroom to the shock of customers and staff alike.
2: I enter the Security door (just me) only for that female voice to tell you - PLEASE STEP OUT. ONLY ONE PERSON IS ALLOWED . WTF man!! even the cashiers in the banking hall take a look to be sure there is only one person coming in
3: You get tired waiting in the queue and you decide to sit down until it gets to your turn. only for people to start asking you to behave your age and get back in line when it gets to your turn
4: You are all dressed up like a million bucks presenting your cheque only for the daft cashier to speak out loud that "YOUR ACCOUNT IS NOT FUNDED SIR" Arrrrg!! why not say "YOUR CHEQUE FOR 10 MILLION NAIRA FROM ADENUGA HAS NOT CLEARED YET"
5: You get to the cashier hoping that 3 days have passed and your cheque has cleared only for the cashier to look up at you and scribble on a note N1,054k NEXT PLEASE!!

Lol!
Now THESE are what I call embarrrassing and not those child's play the poster put up there!

packman: This are five funny event that occur in a bank premises/hall

1. when coming into a bank the security door assessment.. the security door always cause Lots of Embarrassment even to the extent that some time you are forced to drop your accessories outside the bank and yet the security door would still refuse to let you into the bank premises this situation is very embarrassing and some time very funny to watch the persons frustration

2. if you are coming to use the ATM machine in the bank... when the machine continually rejects your card, and then later seize the card.... this situation is also a very embarrassing situation especially when you are in need of the money urgently.

3.Not dropping the pink slip of your deposit slip this could really be embarrassing...especially when you are being reminded by the security guard....

4. disapproval of signature or passport during withdrawal process or account verification. to me this is one the most embarrassing the situation you can ever experience in a bank... its not only embarrassing but frustrating as well.

5. one of the worst is the borrowing of a pen(biro) in a bank hall... to be serious i personally suffered this last week when i went to the to make some deposit i was so embarrassed when i had to ask people around lend me their pen/biro... this was really embarrassing i was so ashamed....

I think the topic of your thread should be "impromptu situations in the banking hall" and not "embarrassing situations" except ofcourse if everything in life embarrasses you. Don't you have any sense of humour
Na wa for you o!

kenbee: with no offence intended, I think the dog breas t-feeder is as rude & sensless as you that wrote these piece of rubbish!

Thank you jare!

Hey ladies, there are no specific rules concerning love. Different kinds of men have different ways of showing love.
However There is ONLY one general rule Which is that a man who truely loves you will NEVER feel comfortable seeing you unhappy. In fact, he enjoys seeing you laugh/smile.
One good sign that you are in a healthy relationship is when other people notice that you look fresher, younger, and happier (no matter how the man shows his love)
N.B: There will always be days when you guys will have big quarrels. But his love and your love will ensure such days do not take up more than 35% of your time together

mileseer: By your assumption...I'm wondering which God you are actually referring to? Which one among the over thousands that exist? Would you be surprised to know I actually feel the existence of one right now? His name is BigFoot. It's a giant monster, and lingering in the sky. In fact it's the God that is making sure Nigeria isn't destroyed by earthquake.

I am sure you must be thinking I'm crazy....do you not? Well that is how crazy you sound to me too. You might require to see the evidence that BigFoot truly exist and it is all that I claim to be. How do I prove it is indeed the God making sure dear Nigeria isn't destroyed by earthquake? Do you want me to prove it? Well prove yours first. You made a claim...I also just made one. Lets see who's right

...
..... see how silly religion and all the god nonsense are?

I have a question for u sir.
What is the highest court in your country and does any other court have the power to contradict it's ruling?

SmileGirl: Sweetlemon leave d poster alone. If u are feeling bad about it because of your nature. Take corrections. Be there supporting prostitution. If U are sexy, no one is insulting. Just mind your business. Poster you are 100%. Don't mind the guilty conscience ladies

Who be dis one nau? Please I DID NOT SUPPORT KIM K here. What I did was to stop all the "most" pretty girls are pretty dum or vain statements people were saying and implying earlier on on this thread and I'm happy to see that has been finally corrected.

If not for the impressive electricity supply I'v been experiencing, I would have insulted GEJ for the unbelievable nonsense I read here. So I forgive him

u guys should leave Irecruit alone nau, he's suffered enough!